/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Sunset Edition

>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
pastebin.com/x3petsBx

>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
ffxivredeem.com/

>Patch Notes:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL

>Previously on /xivg/:
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naka boypussy

you did it wrong

naka b-----

frig beaten to it again

naka boipussi

Baka poynussy

nth for high and midlanders

xth for moonies a best

mainly midlanders though

>cloud
>naka will never take a fat rip from your vape until his lungs are full
>he will never place his plump, pursed lips against your quivering boypussy
>he will never exhale and fill your guts with the dankest cloud ever fathomed
why
even
live
anymore
fuck

Moonies a slut

yah

xth for high midlanders

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Can't wait to save Ala Mhigo in the next expansion to make all Hyur feel indebted to me so I can plow them

xth for gaming and gamers

I NEED A NAME

Reminder that all drama in this general is a bunch of grown men angry at other grown men who pretend to be young catgirls that they text fucked in a crappy MMO

Succubus (female)

this is an open invitation!

xth for grinding stone sky sea until you stop being disappointed with your dps BUT YOU NEVER WILL

Kirito Tia

Victim of some (female) Succubus

> Implying that there's anything wrong with that.

i wanna FUCK this succubus

XIV'th for no fun allowed because it triggers my autisms

Isghard snow is so pretty.

Miscreant (cat)

remember everyone you are beautiful and perfect and amazing and i love you and i hope you love you as well

and if you don't or can't love you then i will love you enough for the two of us

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

shut up nerdspeed sick or ur melancholy DESU

i don't believe you you're always so mean to me

When the general eventually devolves to grown men being mad other grown men stopped text fucking them there is something wrong with that.

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do it without your job crystal

I don't think that's possible on my job/class.

Can't wait to do the entirety of the Ala Mhigo expansion and liberation in full Gridania gear.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

>tfw you leveled DRG just for the extra dialogue
Felt right. Feels right.

xth for only gathering Red Scrips when there's a star bonus.

What item is that on your wrist?

>switch off dragoon in 2.1 because that class was an absolute trainwreck back then
>still get called the azure dragoon

guys cmon that was like two years ago let it go already

/fistbump

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lolDRG/DRG hate pre-dates FFXIV. It isn't going away.

>Everything on cd
you're not fooling anyone

I honestly wish I could say the same, little buddy.

Loldrg
Lolpup

Fieldkeep's Corsage? Lumberjack-only gloves.

RareX, ladies and gentlemen.

what
everything goes on cd when the trial ends

You'll always be the spare Azure Dragoon. Nidhogg hath two eyes. Well, none now. We threw 'em in the river.

I just wanted to be loved.

Oh shit I forgot about lolpup's. Miss 'em xD

>"Blessed be that you were there to help me, my fellow azure-"
>UGHHHH.. Can you not? It was a PHASE oh my god. Just drop it already!
BTN 60 gloves
Give me one good reason he'd use cure

>i've never done SSS before

i mean that i actually forgot i leveled the class in the intervening time

like "oh right i'm the pride of ishgard and all that, whoops it slipped my mind"

:P
Next class to be added.
Pup is tank, teer is healer.
Please look forward to it.

xth for stupid Allagans and their stupid mage clones.

lf friends on faerie

The user is implying he had switched jobs after.

estinien please teach me how to be a dragoon by letting me handle your big elezen spear and calling me a good girl

the look in the WoD paladin's eyes (how the fuck can a paladin be a warrior of darkness? wtf) makes me think that crazy fuck is going to go looking for them and then shove them into his own eye sockets
expect a trial with a very strange looking paladin with eyes the size of his head that eventually fly around the arena shooting lasers at you
OR MAYBE THE EYES WILL DO CAUTERIZE JESUS CHRIST FUCK NO i'm going to have nightmares tonight

Try balmung

> dat image
You Faerie bros seem a little too rough for me.

which c@ on balmung ha--

you know what, fuck it.

If you switch jobs in a non-sanctuary doesn't it also empty your health/mana though

Don't fuck that cat user

If I'm having this much trouble finding friends on a literal hugbox of a server full of homosexuals, why would I pay money to transfer?

Where are the butts

Where can I find the dirty faced Au Ra?

Bgc@ here.
AMA

here

iktf

no, your HP and MP remain at their current values and are capped/uncapped accordingly. if you go from a 60 BLM to a 60 PLD you'll be at full MP and missing whatever HP the difference is.

Are you saying I'm not worth it?

Paladins don't really wield holy power. Did you play the 30-50 PLD quests? They're just royal guardians.

bug-eyed bastards would be top spook though. Especially with Cauterize.

Yeah

Always friends on balmung
Why is your fur wet....

Post em

DOOM GOBBIEBOOM!!

FFs always consider holy and darkness as elementals, those who use them aren't necessarely good or evil either, it's just the nature of the elemental like fire, water, wind and earth.

When it comes to WoL and WoD, the light and darkness is more a good vs evil thing, not a elemental.

There's, like, four of us here as far as I know. Always willing to meet new bros, though. Chilling by the Idyllshire summoning bell now but I'm probably heading to bed soon.

BOOM GOBBIEDOOM

Balmung's a bigger hugbox full of homosexuals for one. For two, there's lots more fun to be had on here than on Faerie. I doubt you all openly ERP there or anything.

Agreed. You should kill yourself as there's no reason to live on.

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why are girls that erp always landwhales? orchid , lewd bun and briah are prime examples

you suck so much ass a hooker would pay you to eat her out

this is bait

Because they know they will never get any action irl. Same as the pathetic fags who play "I...I'm female with a dick."

Paladins are called Knights in the japanese version.
They are not meant to be holy warriors, but are actually just elite knights with an oath, mush like Charlemagne and his knights.

>briah
I ain' got all day yah know? Imma buseh persuhn.

>guys who ERP are also landwhales or out of shape as fuck

It goes both ways

Because if they could have real sex they would.

Tfw made jokes about boys with feminine penises last night
Normie friends asked what I meant
Had to try and describe a feminine penis while they all said 'but dicks are inherently masculine'
Shitposting trolls....

>literally everyone took the bait

too easy lol

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Because that is made up shit. No such thing exists.

i didn't
pump it up your ripe bootyhole fuccboi

this is hilarious and ironic

>Had to try and describe a feminine penis
What the fuck is wrong with you.
"Ah, it's just a semi-inside joke. Nevermind then"

Fucking weirdo.