/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Make a thread you non legend FUCKS edition

>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
pastebin.com/x3petsBx

>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
ffxivredeem.com/

>Patch Notes:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL

>Previously on /xivg/!

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No other cat man is as this charismatic tbqh

>finally get the sword from the aery
>it's not the one he wanted
You'll never know how my hell burns...

Xth for Z-fighting

I'm going to marry this Elf

friendly reminder that you too can still be redeemed, if you truly want it.

hello

you didn't HAVE to get it
it was just a suggestion

xth for the sea of clouds with friends

I WANTED IT AFTER YOU SUGGESTED IT OK?
;_;

nth for high and midlanders!

Not if I am going to marry you first.

tell the dude who keeps asking 'if anyone has seen his ball' that ive found it

Swelling over long,
Seas of blood
are a song

Is anyone here on balmung able to craft leatherworker 3-star? I need someone to make an ironworks belt of crafting, I have all the mats, message me in game Kiki Morgenstern if you can.

High SkS monk or no?

If nobody posted any screenshots at all, the thread would be dead. The thread would be just fine without 50-post ellipses conversations between Awena and other shitposters, "post cattes" replies, or rocklizard. Just to list a few examples. Similarly the thread could do without meme teme inside jokes, chain quoting and other chemo posts (or pasta), even though those posts do not always contain pictures of avatars.

Unfortunately, you can't count on other people to be considerate and act appropriately for the benefit of all. Just like you can't count on a DF healer to DPS and speed up the run, or a DF ninja to not doton single targets.

You can complain about it or stoically try to do your best to improve things for the good citizens of this board. Fighting an unwinnable battle against lonely people searching for validation on the Internet is not the best use of your time and energy, and achieves nothing for the silent majority.

Make on-topic posts, ignore and report shitposters, and once in a blue moon we may start getting better threads.

No

you fucks. you NON-LEGEND FUCKS! WHAT did i FUCKING SAY!!! STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!

get a haircut
and recolour
The latter for your hair, eyes and skin btw

Superior c@.
Superior game.

What if they post avatars but also make on topic posts?

You gotta be a special type of autistic to type this shit out senpai.

Go away Misha.Fair.

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game so dead and buried they have to cling to relevance by posting in a successful game's general

{Protect} {elezen} {now} !

requesting picture of regan without wearing body and legpiece

Shrek revels in her disgusting character, the flaws you point out are pluses in her eyes.

Request formally denied.

good post

Shrek doesn't want orbiters so she makes her characters as unattractive as possible.

/ss/

Elezens are racist

>she
you cannot simply make a meme the truth by spouting it

how about something similar to this then

but ur a shitposter

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I would buy this if Shrek wasn't as big a creep as some of our thirstiest male players.

nth for give EU maid outfits right now

Please reel in your thirst for the love of god.

Hey

>sera is a girl
>vjera is a girl
>egghyur is a girl
>shrek is a girl

who's gonna be the next grown man to be "confirmed" to be an actual female?

Go make your own on a dead server and masturbate to it.

aim for lower SkS, because you're already fast enough and it'll make you burn through more tp for less results

*touch tummys*

me 'w'
anynyan wanna cuddle?

meria is an actual girl.

>vjera is a girl

shana is a girl but you didn't hear it here

me
user!

stratos

I want to fanta into that Elezen desu

>meria
Her pics have been posted

shana literally posted his hairy ass legs and he's talked in discord
shitty falseflag

Gross

talked with egghyur on voice and have her added on facebook, real girl

>reverse image search to /soc/

She's pretty cute, especially her voice

have also talked to egg, can confirm she's a girl

Calm down Famspeed

egg is a really manly swedish lumberjack

dem dick scales

5'1 of pure terror

Does any user here have a maid costume code to spare?

I'll make you one when I'm off work in7hrs.

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what are you offering?

>join
>ask if anyone wants to run nidhogg ex
>silence
>Harp calls me a "dumb dodo"
>later awena marette logs in
>someone in fc chat immediately says "ITS AWENA HOUR"
>everyone starts talking shit to awena
>they're saying really dark stuff
>start to feel really bad
>exis tells me to join in or get kicked
>reluctantly start talking shit to awena
>this goes on for 60 minutes exactly
>[FC] my bullyhole is so full... thank you saint...
>he logs off
>fc chat acts like nothing happened
>You have left the Free Company

>join
>fc chat is active, everyone seems friendly
>run leveling roulette with three other members, have fun
>chat a bit about the msq afterwards in the fc house
>meria athera has logged in
>fc chat goes dead quiet
>she enters the house, everyone runs up to her and uses pray emote
>"good afternoon children of god!"
>spuki bugi has logged in
>gives discord link
>join voice
>ten people chanting catholic psalms
>someone starts to gurgle
>realize it's brahms having a stroke
>pashua crying loudly
>sudden silence
>"whew! that felt good!"
>they just performed an exorcism
>it's a daily thing
>you have left the free company

I have the remaining codes for butler attire, 2 masks and the wings. What do you want?

> no homo
> no homo
> no homo
I dunno that Rat King guy but he's a huge faggot.

handsome
post more

>join drakn
> myse bp
>you have left the free company

>join Ultrash
>ask if anyone wants to farm Seph Ex
>Godspeed tells me to shut up and calls me a fat autistic permavirgin white boi
>little bit later
>[8] Naka....
>linkshell chat explodes
>everyone cheering Stratos on
>Mumu tells everyone to let him speak
>"do you like my soft, smooth toes...?"
>ls chat is DEAD silent
>[8] soft feet, such a treat!
>ls chat explodes again
>everyone starts spamming "bussy boi, toes ahoy!"
>Kumfi asks me if he can sniff my sweaty feet
>You leave the linkshell "OverwhelmingH0m0lust"

It's that time again.

What are you eating?
What are you playing?
What are you fapping to?

Post character and youtube.

(protect) (lalafell)

>procis static
>they all stop prepull to hold B'nhaka down and tickle their feet for an entire lockout
>they all chant "soft feet such a treat!"
wow thanks balmung

I got'chu, senpai.
Was busy wit' Maps.

youtube.com/watch?v=QkC6Xzztti8
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why does this place have so many degenerate foot fetishists

I really like to think it's just a joke because apparently it's funny to shitpost about it.

soft feet, such a treat!

I want to massage Kumfi's toes...

>What are you eating?

Pussy ;)

>What are you playing?

Playing the ladies ;)

>What are you fapping to?

The pucci ;)

going out for dinner later
nothing till i get back to my PC
bussi, all day all night

*slow drum beat*
There is bussy in the water....
And there is depth upon the trap...

I didnt post that one

Nothing. starving
Nothing, still working
Pic related

nyo 'w'

how do I eb meria now that she is ebless?

be a good person, which you may have already failed at.

>why am i better at healing at sch than i am whm
because sch is easier moron

Be godspeed
wish I was memeing on you

the world needs more pretty Elf girls

Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.

>implying she would race-mix with anything but elezen

but her best friend wasn't godspeed

>mfw rock lizard has good taste in music
I don't like this feel...

nigga where have you been she loves thancred and male au ra in that order also racemixing requires lewd

shes not ebd to her best friend anymore