/ksg/ - Katawa Shoujo General

I also had a girl who remind me a lot one KS girls when I played it first time.
One of strangest things ever happened in my life.

She was a real-life Hanako (without burn scars, but a history of extreme shyness, isolation, and similar appearance).
Sadly she broke my heart, I got a Bad End awfully similar to Hana one.
2 years and it still hurts as the day after..

Not-so-fun fact: something like 40-50 threads ago I red another user having almost the same experience.

G'morning, doods!
How are we all today?
What fun and interesting things do we all have planned?

936 to go

That sounds quite amazing. And hilarious, looking at the "new legs" part

Would you mind if I ask how old are you both?

goddamnit kiwi, do you even sleep?
I'm alright and I'm going to sleep soon.
How about you?

He's a sleepless kiwi

Hi kiwi lad

It was established long ago that I am in fact a robot, beep boop.
But that sounds nice. I wish that your pond is warm and you dream of many bread.
As for what I'll do, who knows.

Hellooo

I don't know why people make up these fake blogs man

I'm not gay.

Probably because it's cute. They could also be real, reality is sometimes stranger than fiction.

Bloody cyber kiwi

pic

Thanks

Feel bad for you man. Sometimes things just don't work out. Don't stress. Love is not found but created.

Yeah we are leaving in like an hour. We were gonna leave earlier but she wants to finish her raid in Destiny
I am 18. She is 17 turning 18 in like a week. The legs are an early b-day present

I can't change your opinion but ok. It's fake to you.

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Well good bye. She finished. We are off to pick up the legs. I might come back on tomorrow. I definitly want to start hanging here again.

Excellent. Later, dood.

See you soon then, lad. Have fun out there.

I don't feel well... I feel really sick. I'm nauseous and my head is spinning.

Better get to bed, user.

> Sometimes things just don't work out.

Thanks, user.
Rationally I know you're right. The problem is i'm a lot older than you, and it was my first (I start to think it will be my only) chance.

I hope the best for you two!

You're right, I'll have a nap. I hope my housemates won't be mad because I'm supposed to cook for us all soon.

Hey, you all.

Try sitting on the bed with the lights out and your eyes closed. Focus on your breathing, it helps me.

Leave a not on the door saying that you're otherwise occupied.

G'morning, dood.

go to bed, snoozoo

Nth for a happy Hana!

I think feeling nauseous is one of the worst feelings in the world.

Cute or creepy?

Terrifying

I think it's cute, but then again, what do I know?

Katawas with noses always tend to look uncanny, this Rin being several shades too dark isn't helping either. It doesn't look bad.

What kind of pizza do you like /ksg/?

Pretty fucked up dude. Uncanny valley for sure, but it's still cool. How did you make this?

Good morning!

But I just got up...

Pepperoni salami, extra cheese and kebab sauce
yes, our pizza man is a kebab.

Either the spicy or sea-food.
Meat lovers is always good if I've never been to that specific pizzeria before.

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>you will never

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are we posting memes?

We are now!!

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You ate something bad maybe? Anyway either take a nap or just rest a while with your eyes closed. Gimme more details if you're still awake and feeling unwell.

Ham, salami, red pepper and green olives.

I drew a groucho rin to try to make you feel even more uncomfortable

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When I first played KS I thought of a conspiracy theory where Yuuko was actually Kenji's gf. I checked the wiki and according to devs it was actually a original part. I want a short VN about this

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Katawas with noses sure are weird as fuck.

I was like wait

Kenji doesn't like the library
Never meets Yuuko
They both like the same books (cryptography)
Yuuko is older than Kenji
Both kinda socially awkward (I can see them getting along)

Kenji is also a really good character in 2/5 storylines

In 1/5 he barely shows up

In the other 2/5 he is just Kenji

But there are so many things that deserve one before that.

Can't delete the shame!

No, but I can bury it.

I want to see a VN where you play as Kenji and deliberately rig scenarios in Katawa Shoujo to get Hisao one of the girls with some sort of crazy butterfly effect.

The unsung wingman, think about it. If you fail to get a girl, Kenji pushes you off the roof to restart the game and try again.

On second thought that's a little retarded.

As a game concept it isn't too retarded.
Just making it KS related is.

I'd gladly play it, user.
Just avoid being like Suriko when you write Hanako route

Hana is the only pure girl who doesn't mess with Kenji.
Well done Hana.

Or maybe she's humping Misha, who knows

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It failed. That is too cute.

Got another plane flight. Should I unlikely die, I love you /ksg/

Godspeed.

Scared of flying?

It's Mutou Pickle screaming "Fuck a cripple!"
I just bought a crispy choppa finna fuck yo katawa
Even cracked the pavement that's for cripples hatin'
I been impatiently waitin' to show you cripples Satan
All this talk of science, ain't got a clue about me
Bitch, I'm Yamaku mafia and got my crew behind me
Shootas 'round me, keep them looters round me
Keep a tool around me, it'll keep you fools from round me

Couple of them goons surround me with a Rin
In a tin bin, got me pinned in
When they din din with a twin kin, made me grin thin
It's a sin but cripple, it's a win-win.
"Teach, am I passin'?"
No cripple, not until I'm smashin'
Dat ass with a passion
Now shut up Misha I aint askin'
Now back to these cripples so I can get back to trashin'.

I see disabled people, I need disabled people
Don Mutou at large, bitch, I disable people
/ksg/ will never be the same, bow their heads in shame,
Because Mutou says Crapawa Shitjo is not a game.

I will try again later then!

fuck this cripple

That's a new one

I will be here.

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That's a nice crop. Wish I could do it that smoothly.

This seems familiar. You're the same guy who did the Nurse rap, right?

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no but i was inspired

Met a blind girl today. Tried to hug me (she's a little too friendly). Punched me in the face gave me a black eye. *sigh*

>tfw unintentionally getting a new waifu
>tfw the amount of love for her and the generals being extremely active and constantly producing new art and fics of her reminds you of old /ksg/
>tfw we'll never be like how we once were

A-At least this show will probably be on the air for the next 10 years...

Have another

what is your new wife like

>>tfw we'll never be like how we once were
Yes the golden age of /ksg/ may be in the past but don't cry because it's over! Smile, because it happened.

Well she's for hugging and cuddling and protecting from bullies. Literally too pure for this world.

And you know she's your waifu when you're willing to completely ignore her trope which would normally infuriate you, but doesn't and you find it extremely cute and endearing.

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Well at least you don't have to go to /trash/ to be in your waifu's general... /co/ mods hate show generals when the show is on hiatus, even if it's a month break.

Can someone post the lilly and hisao comic strip where Akira tells them not to forget protection, and then hisao says "TO THE ABORTION CLINIC!" when he finds out lilly isn't on the pill?

No.

If she knew Lilly and Hisao were going out at the time, why didn't she urge Lilly to tell him the truth sooner?

We can only speculate on what Akira did and did not say.

They were asked during their first trip into Scotland, the only ambiguity is when Lilly decided she would leave rather than stay. Akira probably thought Lilly wasn't going and when she realized she was, took it upon herself to inform Hisao.

Perhaps.

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HELOO PEOPLE
ok im really d runk

How drunk?

Hi D Runk, I'm user.

Are you 10 drunk or drunk drunk?

Hello.
Absolute deplorable. tell me more.

veyr

Hi user ,3

whatst thje diference?

I was gaving dinner with friends, and i started drinkign too much..

Hey guys. I am the user from before who's been dating the girl with missing legs. We went to pick them up. At some food. Went for a run. Those running blades are no joke. She beat me even though she usually only exercises her arms in a wheelchair and I have been running for a couple years. Emi cheated. True fact