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My team got told they were shit by a Bastion on Ilois KOTH who didn't even manage a card edition

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Mei is cute

YOUNG PUNKS

GET OFF MY LAWN

and fat, too

Junkrat/Roadhog OTP

Xth for I need more webms

why is sadbot so sad?

Lucio x Mei?

if you
>play Torb or Symmetra on attack
>play genji or tracer on defense
>pick mercy or zenyatta on KOTH
>ever pick D.Va
you are trash and should consider killing yourself

Who in NA (west coast) wants to group for that bonus exp. No mic for now so shy people welcome. I have no friends.

RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you walked into the training room
so he's imitating your mother and demonstrating disappointment hoping you finally get good

Why is this meme so bad?

>tfw no egyptian goddess to worship

pick one
6/10
1/10

>Be Roadhog
>See Mercy healing the enemy team
>Hook the bitch and pull her close
>She realizes her mistake and says "Thank you daddy"
>Give her what she wants, the Whole Hog
>Scrapjaculate all over her


Reminder that Blizzard will never implement this interaction. Why live.

Mei and Winston where at Mei's apartment after they went out shopping. "How does it feel being a member of Overwatch?" Winston asked. "I was shocked at first, but I really love it." Mei said as she took off her armor and was in a blue bra and black stretch pants.
"Wow, You have a nice body Mei." Winston said as he blushed a little. "Really? I didn't think that I was attractive." She said as she felt her big round ass. "But you are, I mean it." Winston said as he touched her face. "Thank you." Mei said as she hugged him. "I'm going to fix us some peanut butter sandwiches." Winston said. "That sounds nice." Mei said.

After a while, They finished their food. "How was it?" Winston asked. "It was delicious." Mei said as she farted. "Did you just fart?" Winston asked. "Yes, I get gassy sometimes." Mei sais as she blushed. "May I smell it up close?" Winston asked. "You want me to sit on your face and fart?" Mei asked. "Yes please." Winston said.

"Go ahead and lay down." Mei said. Winston did so and Mei sat on his face. "I hope that I'm not to heavy for you." Mei said. "Your perfect." Winston said. Mei smiled as she blasted a fart in his face. "That was stinky, how are you down there?" Mei asked. "I'm fine, keep going." Winston said.

Mei ripped a sloppy fart in his face as she moaned. "That was awesome!" Winston said as he complimented her on her stench. This kept on going until she stopped. " You can stay here for the night." Mei said. "Thank you Mei." Winston said as she hugged him.

The End

Does she have a mono-boob under the armour as well?

it's not a meme. memes are funny, not sad

got placed in rank 43 for competitive. i thought it was supposed to be challenger 1-5, advanced 1-5, etc?

Can I shill my friend's stream

Sometimes we're funny

/yubstv

>BR with fat china

Fuck off nigger, Lucio is Omnicsexual. Hanzo is fucking Mei through the dragon's eyes

She is fat, she only deserves Roadhog. Fat people should stick to fat people.

>Diner on Route 66 has a "Cash Only" sign on the wall

I'm sorry what fucking year does this game take place?

>Implying Route 66 isn't a preserved Relic at this point with no real function other than tourist attraction

>this place is empty
>im running out of fuel
>my cpu is overheating
>i wish i was at home
>i miss my old job as a pizza delivery unit

The year where bottled water is $600 from the movie theatre in Hollywood.

America is a wasteland and you're wondering why they won't take credit?

When is actual ranked mode out?

by the end of this month if all goes well

Next tuesday

How do I D.va? Do I just fly into the enemy team and then defense matrix or what?

How do I stop the fucking rubberbanding?

My internet is fine, I get into a game and its like I'm playing from a third world country.

I don't have that Gamefirst ROG shit that people are saying that causes crazy rubberbanding

I'm totally fucking clueless

i want an overwatch bf that likes anime to play with

>join match in progress
>barely a minute went by
>walk around the corner
>zarya already glowing like the sun

the button you want to press as much as possible as D.Va is "H"

usually while in your team's spawn room

that's this year

I'm becoming a genji main as of today.

Tell me how my Genji kit looks or if I should change out anything.

Skin = Carbon Fiber
Emotes = Cutting Edge
Victory Poses = Sword Stance
Voice Lines = Not Good enough
Sprays = Signature
Highlight Intro = Unsheathing the sword

>wanting
I didn't express any desire or want for them at all.
But coming from a company that has a game in which millions of players used "toons" it's fucking stupid to expect people not to use the same word in another game made by the same company.

are you a cute girl?

Possibly

>Be defenders
>See this
>Still win

Can someone please post the webm of Hanzo shooting widow around the wall? The one where he uses the sight shot first then hits without hitting.

It's like people want to be raped with no hope of stopping it.

i have played every video game under the sun and i've never seen better asses than in overwatch. overwatch has the best asses in all of digital media.

fantastic work blizzard, you have some amazing 3d artists working there. they could make millions if they got into porn, i hope you pay them well.

>12 pm est

high noon is high noon, the time is irrelevant

>FIRE AT WILL
>immediately fire my ult into Zarya's
>not a single person was caught in it

no

>bottled water is $600
>socialism

>MFW I'm on the offense and this happens

JUST GET ON THE FUCKING PAYLOAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Did.. did you actually see the events of said 12 PM EST?

ok fuck off faggot

I had that same shit happen to me a couple weeks ago. No matter what I did at least 50% of the time I tried to play my ping would spike every few seconds and make the game unplayable. Nothing I tried fixed it and then one day it just went away and hasn't started again so maybe you'll get lucky like me.

are you an ugly girl?

>FIRE AT WILL
>I drop the beat as the entire team unloads into us
>no one dies, we win seconds later
>potg goes to a bastion

eh

I'm going to get Ovaltine!

>implying people aren't mining asteroids in space for $3 trillion a gram of space dust

I can't make it out. Is Lucio doing the windup to his ult before he gets reaped here?

>Surefour
So how longer does the "Roadhog is balanced/not OP" meme have before it dies

no

Hotshot fire toon when

jesus surefour went fucking off at the end there

It's probably not that much accounting for inflation, but holy shit.

Makes me wonder, how is the euro doing in 206X?

at least i'm not the only one who heard Ovaltine

I although what I heard was "and don't forget Ovaltine"

OK user I'm going to go autist mode on you
D.va is never a good main tank. She's always better with a secondary tank that teammates can early behind. She's more like a slightly slower armored tracer with less range. Flanking and such healing herself etc. Her defense matrix is useful but doesn't last very long, it's good for absorbing ults that rein 's shield can't handle, like Pharah. It's only good if you're with teammates, allowing them to pick off the char ulting. Picking D.va you should just get up in the enemies face. Charge into them and melee causing them to move back. Good for adapting, you don't have to kill them just push em back all the way to the final spawn then switch to something more useful. As much as I enjoy D.va and just getting large killsrreaks because you're off doing your own thing, you're better off choosing another tank that's more helpful to the team comp and scoring kills for yourself.

I made a slight adjustment. In terms of having a team that can work fine on any Attack/Defense map, I find this to be fairly accurate now, since I've been seeing a lot of Zarya lately and she's always a problem on the enemy team.

Possibly, hard to tell

They're pretty good at butts in all of their games.

moth a cute~

There's a way to show the correct missile count for mechaqueen skin? Mine keep showing 5 missiles max.

So when are all these pro hackers gonna get banned?

looks like you posted a shoop.

>Zarya as solo tank.

You retarded user?

>that one game where the defenders shut your entire team from the point/payload until the last 30 seconds
>then you guys steamroll the defenders all the way to the end and win

Anyone else get those games now and then? It's like the defense gets cocky or something.

>Ilios
>genji and hanzo keep crawling up walls from side to side to trigger overtime

GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE YOU FUCKS

It will probably never die, the hook kill is too personal so people will always be butthurt about dying to Roadhog and make memes.

Also you seemed to have typed it incorrectly but it was an honest mistake. let me fix that for you: When is the "Roadhog is OP and I'm definitely not bad" meme going to die?

Similar they may be, the differences are in the finer details.

For starters. His winston actually died at some point

xth for Best Streamer

Edgy

as cancerous as mei is i don't think she's a mud shark

>Ult kills 3 people and I follow it up with another regular kill right afterwards
>Bastion gets POTG for killing two people

Fuck sake

Why do people tryhard with Winston? This isn't even ranked, he's incredibly boring to play due to his low skill ceiling. You can't be bad at Winston and you can't be good at him, it's all the same bullshit

>soloqueue close to every single game
>have a win rate of 60%+ as Mercy at 120+ games
>have a 39% win rate as Lucio at 50~ games
I thought it was supposed to be easier to carry as Lucio. Destined to be a healslut.

I've had plenty of those. They put so much into the first part they can't get anything set up as you just kinda roll them until you hit the last point.

Considering the fact that she can just pop a shield onto her or a teammate during any situation almost whenever she wants, for example of her or a teammate is hooked, Zarya is fine as a solo tank.

Mako x Mercy is the ultimate OTP

lmao the dude in the blue shirt has bigger tits than the girl below him

>play in the morning
>everyone is pretty good, nothing strange happens

>Afternoon hits
>retards crawl out of the woodwork
>people ignore pharah
>Reignhards just charge in
>people don't stand behind the shield
>nobody pays attention to chat

>"if someone chooses something I don't like I play hanzo"
>team now has four hanzos

>76 with gold in healing
>mercy is on the team

>people just randomly fighting
>objective is ignored

>team gets getting killed by reaper ults when they are taking pot shots for no reason
>nobody wants to go in


Fucking normies

>Kylo Ren reading out Twitch donations
What a lovely mental image

Because people tryhard with Widowmaker and Hanzo even though it isn't even ranked.

Get fucked :^)

>5 medals every game as roadhog
>43% winrate

I'm feeding ults, aren't I?

>Blizzard is adding Golden Guns
Are we /cod/ now?

Establishing metas

STOP

I WANT THIS GAME TO BE FUN

1) you're using rez properly
2) you aren't using lucios ult properly

Lucio requires effort and teamplay, mercy is just lol whoops 5 man revive i guess we won

...

I don't get it why is nobody using Roadhog this game? He was MVP last game

Thanks for the tips user!

No because this game is actually fun

Roadhog is balanced except for one detail;
that his hook stuns the target for longer than him.

If he and the target were stunned for the same amount of time and could react at the same time, he wouldn't be such a fucking monster. That hook should have a team to capitalize on, not guarantee a kill on anyone below 400 hp.

Other than that he's fine. He tanks for days, but he's a tank, so..

>implying CoD is the first game to have a golden gun

Well, at least you didn't say TF2 like most people do.

If you haven't noticed, most matches have nearly the exact same teams at this point anyways.