>doubting universe >tell him he's a shit offlaner >he performs well every game on EG
Fuck off you shitters, I told you he was the most consistent and strongest offlaner since TI2.
Parker Wood
>doubting based jumpman
Joseph Kelly
eg is unstoppable
Mason Torres
Why is CDEC only favored 60-40 against VG? What's the fix?
Juan Jenkins
>tfw our boy's team made it
Brandon Ramirez
EG v cucks final?
Christian Phillips
fucking goatman
Benjamin James
>secret struggles in open quals >EG stomps every team
hmm
Ryder Williams
>/d2g/ thought tier Z teams would stop Secret and EG from getting to TI6
lel.
Juan Gonzalez
Faster than you, you fuckin' son of a--
I saw you gankin', you fuckin' shit-heel.
I'm farmin' here. You make the move.
You make the move.
It's your move.
Don't try it, you fuck.
You doubtin' me?
You doubtin' me?
You doubtin' me?
Then who the hell else are you doubting-- You doubting me?
Well, I'm the only one here.
Who the fuck do you think you're doubting?
Oh, yeah?
Jeremiah Jackson
EG is playing in the OQ. They aren't even playing against the professional teams yet, and you guys claim they are back. lol
Brandon Ward
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Isaiah Thomas
did anyone actually think EG wouldnt win the qualifiers?
Ryder Ramirez
>playing against literal 2k peruvians >t-they are back i swear !11 fucking retards
Jaxson Gomez
universe doesn't play offlane fear does
Thomas Hernandez
euro damage control beginning
Kevin Parker
>Valve doesn't give a fuck about banter. yes that's why james got fired, even though they said it was specifically about his banter
Jeremiah Sanders
>implying NA > EU
Camden Allen
I miss sing sing so much
Benjamin James
...
Dylan Gonzalez
RTZ IS ACTUALLY GONNA WIN TI6
Evan Ortiz
Doom should be allowed to Devour Roshan when he's below 500 health.
Cameron Lewis
>Universe has more farm than Fear WHERE WAS THIS UNIVERSE ON SECRET? WHERE? WHERE? NANI?
Owen Hernandez
there's no excuse for struggling in OQs
Aaron Brown
SWNL?
Daniel Sanders
PPD only pick Dark Seer -> Tide -> Beastmaster for Universe in that order. Pretty hilarious that 2 years or so later the PPD EG team still drafts the same offlaners.
Brody Nelson
CFWNL
Aiden Sanders
THIS TEAMWORK FROM EG
IS ACTUALLY A M A Z I N G
Easton Foster
universe was the team assassin
Landon Thompson
didnt Kaipi make it ? whats the status? i have no idea
Tyler Myers
>tfw legit cried during hyhy's story Free2Play was such a good documentary/movie. I really hope Valve makes another one.
Michael Rodriguez
I think he probably was playing on tilt every game with envy.
Can you imagine getting yelled at every game by envy? I feel like very few can take that, and not coolheaded vanilla people like Universe.
I kinda wish I knew some good dirt on universe but he seems to do like NOTHING.
James Nguyen
They're moving completely separately with almost no interaction with each other.
Yes. They're doing very well. It's just weird that you commented on their teamplay specifically when they were staying dispersed.
Brandon Phillips
by who ? that happens when you play with a fucking coon sad tho
Leo Hernandez
against OQ opponents. Then again, secret had a few close calls, so EG is doing better in theory. This kind of play won't cut it in the main event, if they even make it.
>Secret.Universe Tide >playing like a fish out of water >EG.Universe Tide >U-GOD PogChamp uhh dotards?
Adam Bell
There was that gay stuff with the aui doll
Tyler Evans
I can relate to a lot of the stuff he says/went through as well. I actually had a short conversation with him on jewbook after I watched that movie, he's a really nice guy.
Brandon Anderson
So what is your prediction for the TI pot?
Xavier Peterson
...
Lincoln Price
Thank you
Jordan Morris
Is there a game with EG right now? Where?
Kevin Gonzalez
>PPD sends his regards -universe
Christopher Hernandez
I remember some user posting about an interview PPD did. He said that he and universe communicate really well and ppd sets aside time to make sure universe gets going well. Never found the video, but it might literally just be a comfort, playstyle, and communication thing.
James Gutierrez
/grandgrant
Owen Bell
>hyhy was one of your favorite players during TI1 >he hasn't been relevant since then
I'm so fucking sad. Him alongside demon and fear are among my absolute favorite personalities.
It feels bad that both demon and hyhy became irrelevant players. One is basically retired and the other seems like they're about to retire if they fail in SEA.
At least the oldman finally won his fucking TI and maybe a second.
Ryan Diaz
>CM's getting bigger and bigger
Colton Martin
holy shit dotard
Chase Ramirez
How am i supposed to win games when more often than not there are complete shitters on my team. Literally 1 out of 4 games there will be a guy intentionally feeding on my team. Or someone will pick a hero that doesn't fit into the team at all and does jack shit all game except for dying over and over.
Gabriel Cruz
Thanks, pham.
Angel Sanchez
just ended
Blake Martin
>The team as it is right now can win TI >literally playing up against t3 AMERICAN teams
Ayden Young
that and they usually ensure his lane is easy or he has a hero that can farm jungle quickly EG plays around universe and sometimes sumail because fear can do whatever former secret played around EE and sometimes arteezy and universe was left alone
Christopher Cooper
hyhy is back doe
got a good chance to go to TI with the stack
Brody Jones
looks like EG really pepperownied these pepperonis
Dylan Murphy
>Jimmy "nigger lips" Ho
I mean I find him (and his throws) funny too but favourite personality?
Jaxon Harris
who the fuck are these sluts, I'd bully them.
Nicholas Brooks
>he didn't watch his streams when MM was basically 5 man stacks and there was no ranked
Thomas Butler
Damn it.
Another stomp, I guess.
Chase Baker
When will team secret get their shit together and stop letting RTZ down. All the rest of the players play like shit
Jason Cooper
IS ANY STREAM SHOWING KEKS4LYFE V EG BULBA?
Ryan Flores
I was busy watching iceiceice back then Truly the golden age of dota ;_;
Jack Turner
when they stop having shit players
Lucas Collins
...
Jonathan Richardson
He's playing through SEA right? The qualifiers there seemed to focus more on jimmy but then dropped focus and only briefly mentioned hyhy on the side. Did his stack make it to finals and win?
I've got a softspot for him, I watched a lot of his streams back in the day and him and fear seemed among the most genuine friends in the dota scene.
He never had the drive to improve and learn the meta like players like sumail or arteezy but he was always fun to watch and he interacted with his fans. I want to see him succeed to be honest.
Connor Jenkins
BULBA THOUHG
Cooper Gray
There's a list on Gosu. You might want to check it out.
Mason Garcia
hyhy is on a team that just won the 1st OQs without losing a single game,
jimmy's team TNC got btfod early on and have a last chance to get in tomorrow
Aiden Scott
>literally watching dota for 11 hours >steam sale is tomorrow
i am so happy famm
Jose Evans
I didn't follow pro dota until like TI3 or something, though I had played the game since uh, 2007 or something, when you could still use banlist on battle.net So... the first time I've ever heard of hyhy was when I watched Free2Play. There's a lot of other players that I like as well, but he's one of my favorites for sure, and it's all thanks to Free2Play.
Juan Taylor
How far would cucks have to make it before valve made them change the team name?
Eli Richardson
Fuck, that is pretty comfy.
Brody Perez
Full qualified TI6 attendee status, since the qualifier still isn't cast at an actual event.
Zachary Hughes
>stop letting RTZ down
Luke Garcia
regional qualifiers since they would have to announce the name on their website
Aiden Campbell
>mfw EG did exactly what I told them to do in one of my Dota videos
Luke Ortiz
At least twice an hour the game suddenly turns into this and I have to restart. Anyone experiencing the same?
James Ortiz
>people legitimately thought pro players winning millions and fucking bitches would lose to random stacks of nobodies
Wyatt Bailey
Stop shitting on arteezy you mean boy.
Austin White
I had a raging Dark Seer the last game I played, told me to come here. At least I know he's in low prio now.
Carter Sanders
To be honest I bet they'd just change their name into an acronym and try to avoid saying the full name.