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faggoty forced shit filled fagpussy that's actually a butthole but insecure homo virgins are afraid to call it an anus because it's filled with shit NAKA'S SHITTY SHIT FILLED BUTTHOLE FULL OF STINKY SHIT FORCED EVERY FUCKING SINGLE DAY GET HIT BY A BUS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID FAGGOT

why's she poppin off christmas in her knickers

autism bonanza

this is legitimately my favorite doujin translation to ever exist

xth for the cycle of abuse and trauma

naka bp

you could take a quick stop over at pettin' town

you know, to break the cycle

i want to make a cute boy lick my toes

I'm taking a break from protecting a catboy healer in his underoos from a tank not paying attention to adds more than anything.

I want to marry a female Highlander!

guys im going to post naka bp

naka bp

guys i posted naka bp

xth for KEKS

this is the face of a man who prematurely ques you and then once youre ready brbs himself

>not the fresh new cucking
Step it up senpai.

Are there any nice big arm chairs that a male roe could look good in behind a desk without looking like he's in a kiddie chair?

Stop vagueposting and spill the beans

This fucker needs to pay for the crimes he has committed.

WAR CRIMINAL WAR CRIMINAL

...

we should confiscate his esos from the ARF runs.

hit him where it hurts

okay i actually laughed out load at this

I finally got my tv back in my room so now I can take screenshots on it

Life sized lizards!

The hell you are, the Anima demands my esos.

>that guy who says something cunty at the end of a dungeon or trial and then immediately teleports out

Hi hello this is 'mung alt

don't talk about relic demands, last time we did we joked on how so many dead souls and aether would spawn a primal and it happened. We don't want the next step to have a "steal tomestones from other players" now do we?

maintenance

Never had that happen, thankfully. Most people I've encountered with that attitude usually implode early on and get kicked or leave.

And there he is

shirou...

>NIN uses shade during a trash pull
>NIN uses goad after trash is dead

Why is nearly every NIN I encounter useless?

Nice blog.

hi!!

!!!
y hide

NIN main detected

Fantasia to whiter skin, please.

>join pf to run aether facility as whm
>war, smn and bard are there
>bard never plays foe ever
>he's doing less dps than the war
>i'm top dps

Never expect dps to use support skills, ever

WHERE
IS

HARDWARE

HANK
and why are they not on balmung u fucker

>only made it to 48 tonight

So close. Maintenance on my one day off.

what?

Yes you've owned me I play Ninja congrats.

>he plays male miqo'te
>he thinks it "looks better than male midlanders"
>he thinks it "has better animations"
>he thinks it "doesnt make him look like a weirdo playing a girl"
>he "thinks it attracts the girl gamers"
>he just wants his anime race but is too insecure to play a cute girl or an actual male character

:s
first pic looked delicious

Not bad but I like to at least think the person I am ERP'ing with may be an actual female IRL

Cute if took a bath.

Ugly and unfixable.

remember to exfoliate your feet so they're soft and cummable user!

lala on a chicken

*fog horns*
BUSSY BOAT

these posts make me sad

i want worthwhile (you)s not this trash...

gotcha boss

Who has the cutest feet on Balmung?

what do you mean by that?

how am i unfixable wtf

I dont know, the anima says some funky stuff after 2/3rds of the way.

I'll bend ur spine back in place u proci looking faggot

>when you get home after a hard day at work and just want to be snarky and afk in game and its a fucking maintenance

Fair enough, though to me roleplay is just that; roleplay. Dating on the other hand is another thing but that's a whole different can of worms.

why?

>washing my face
>ever

Also c@butt

day off? Aren't you homeless? Do you spend all your money on drugs?

if you want to attract rl girls in ff14 a list of do's and don'ts to getting a gf

don't
>play female character femra and femc@ in particular, gives off creep vibes if you are a male player
>tied to first point do NOT use slutglams huge red flag
>don't put them on the pussy pedestal
>don't make get in the kitchen jokes and related sexist memes
>be a bud basically
>don't scream about MUH DICK
>don't swarm every rl girl you find they will pick up on your thirst
>try to buy affection
>have animu girl icon on steam

do
>play a male. depending on the girl different races are more attractive but male au ra are generally safe
>treat them like people, one in the gang
>invite them for content but don't coddle them
>be casual unless they show interest first

#ippikitips

>Maintenance in less than an hour
Whyyyyyyyyyyy

rekt
hope work wasn't too bad

Actual tip of how to get a gf

don'ts
>pick up girls on a MMO

dos
>get a job
>get fit

i want this lizard to frug the heck out of me

I don't like Jersey shore or middle easterners and those are the only places I can think of where people with that skin tone come from.

too bad

ugly

What's frugging

i call this one 'eternal suffering'

everything is terrible and all we have to look forward to is the grave

hold my hand you bastard.

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Girls love Elezen. Trust me, do it. At a motel on laptop ATM so this is the only pic of my recent Elezen I have . . .

>just on my way back from weeklong visit with MMO gf

heh try again kid

i feel so alone now. help me.

>visiting her and at a motel

MY NIGGA

>anima upgrade checklist
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY MAKE SHIT SO GODDAMNED CONVOLUTED?
there are significantly better weapons that are way easier to get

alone because of ugly.

>insert vaguepost

360 noskope

K6I1 9RI2 T8O0 T121 I8A0

Maid code I don't need.

this shall be a mercy

its the absolute worst innit, when things go well (at least i assume they did) but you have to go back to the reaaaal wooooorld

>its the brown skin can only be muslims episode

>going to be kicked out of my house
>broke and nowhere to go
>guess I'll take a break crying and being depressed and distract myself with some video game
>maintenance soon
i hate life

joke's on you i killed your balls already

now hold my hand.

I don't know what quote the first boss of Vault says...

your misery is the finest schadenfreude I have ever enjoyed

>kicked out
Get a job and your parents wouldn't kick you out.

Yeah things went so well. I actually learned about genuine real happiness. It sucks to have to go back to real life but I've got more drive to get my shit together and finally become a Canadian citizen so that is nice !

Don't get me wrong, I'm sad and I miss her more than I can explain, but it's drowned out a lot by how happy I am from having experienced the best week in my life.

Met her here on xivg too, so thanks for that, lads. We were even cuddlin down to read your shitposts together. It was great.

Something something treason. Brightblade is the team pretty-boy idol and he's got no idea just how utterly on the wrong side he is so whatever he has to say is basically just "I am here to get punched in my dumb adorable face"

>mexico
>not muslim
>brazil
>not muslim
>india
>not muslim

>exchange this so you can exchange it for this other item so you can exchange it for another!
>repeat

Wanna move in with me, you can sleep at the foot of my bed.

i'll never get sick of Kirito posting

>balmung
lol

I am a Japanese man, I am a Japanese man...