/twg/ - Total War General

>Total Shitposting General edition

>FAQs & General Info
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>Steam Groups
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>Total War Warhammer
Mods -- twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

>OVERCASTING SPELLS
Double click a spell (it needs to be a boostable spell and you need to have enough magic in the magic pool) to overcast the spell
There's a 50% chance that the caster damages itself though!

>QUEST BATTLE TELEPORT
Select your lord (make sure he isn't garrisoned or in a stance)
Select the quest battle (on the map or through quest log)
There's a button in the bottom right of the quest battle window that you can use to teleport for 5k gold (when the battle's finished you're automatically teleported back to your original position)

>GROUP ATTACK
Group units with ctrl + g
Select your group and right click the enemy
All your units move and automatically direct themselves to and engage enemies they get close to while maintaining formation

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Finally I can post it in time,
Rollan!

Ahhh /twg/… the eternal general

I have seen the end of threads and posts from now shitposters will say...

Here began the fall of /twg/

post carpets

ANIME GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Have you guys used the Warrior Priest's magic resist ability yet to counter Spirit Leech?? Do any other units get anything similar?

Empire has a greater focus with Europe, North and Central America and India but lack of unit variety with all the DLC it gets better and is a buggy mess.

Napoopan is focused on Europe only but doesn't have >1 region France, has far, far, far better AI, good unit variety and is more fun in general.

Total War: Anime when?

today

>Have you guys used the Warrior Priest's magic resist ability yet to counter Spirit Leech??
Yes yes, it sucks.

>Do any other units get anything similar?
Dwarf Runesmiths, they suck too

Wrong advisor

Is this the fall of /twg/?
Is this the last banana?
Is anime finally part of /twg/?

dead thread

Just wait until we get an influx of newfags with the steam sale.

>implying japanese fuckslut could ever be the wrong advisor

dead game
dead genre
fantasy didn't kill total war, _(You)_ did

Thanks, seems like it'd be a bit jarring to go back to Empire after Napoopan so i'll start with that.

Rollan

If you want to play both, start with Empire and enjoy sailing the world and getting used to gunpowder warfare.
Then play Poopy and enjoy a really good game.
And if you're interested, play Fall of the Samurai, imho even better than Napoleon but only japs and one type of elite unit per foreign faction (USA, Britain, France)

>_(You)_ did
fuuuuuuuuug

> Tomb Kings still not announced

How capable is the modding at the moment?

Could someone say, make an entirely new faction with new units and lords and cities and throw them somewhere on the map?

>implying they will ever be announced

no

CA has asked modders not to do that, they promised GW that crazy shit wouldn't appear in their IP in order for them to allow modding.

I need top pro strats for making mad dosh in the Master of Strategy mod for shogun 2.

>killed Oda Nobuhide

Go, Oda Nobunaga. Fuel your war machine with hate and violence.

And how are they going to regulate this?

>LONG
>ODA
>SPEARS

That sounds so resoundingly boring that I may just have to break that rule.

Are the tools capable of it yet?

As long as you're not putting it on the Steam Workshop no one cares

no, in Rome 2 the closest we got to that was Faction Replacers but no brand new ones. Its not possible with the tools and never will be

but they asked nicely

Someone better tell Radious.

Unit variety is not that much of a problem if he's gonna get darthmod anyway, there's also a submod that fleshes out minor nations rosters, you will always have less units than a GP but it greatly adds to immersion and gameplay.

Take them down from the steam workshop. GW might potentially revoke modding support.

CA REEEEEEEEEEE WHERE IS MY PATCH

Why do they have to do this? I'm here to let of some steam, relax, kick back, and forget day-life and politics. Fuck you Creative Assembly, make your games and stop trying to manipulate my politic opinions.

As a british company, they have a pretty big stake in the eu referendum I would say.

wow creative assembly, based in south England, are cucks. Really makes you think

F U C K
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>trade agreements are always good
You would think historians might be able to dredge up a few examples to refute this, particularly with some lopsided deals in our own imperial history.

>a game developer having the nerve to stick their necks into politics
Get fucked CA we're on the road to taking back full control, starting today.

Why the fuck do they have to be political. Just be a game developer and sell us stuff, but don't show you political alignment.

every company, every instance in society, is affected of politics. Every company doesn't go and show their political agenda in your face, and especially not as clumsy as this. This is a cancer that has to stop.

If that person who wrote that has that opinion, sure, vent it somewhere else, but not on a page where you expect info about the game.

Every end credit in movies, tv series and games can have a stamp of what political party they think you should support, but they thank god don't, yet

No patch today then?

actually quite a lot of companies have done this and universities have been pretty explicit as well. Its nonses seeing as a company is a collection of individuals so in no way is it right to claim the company speaks one way or another, same with universities. But remainians are desperate, don't care about demcoratic principles and feel self righteous.

Problem flesh bag?

>public order is affected by immigration, but the effect is surprisingly small.
tell that to my -10 PO provinces.

Yeah those orcs really did peacefully immigrate into my holds pretty well. Really makes me think.

>but allowing gay marriage is heading in the wrong direction - it may be a long way off, but the slippery slope to pedophilia, zoophilia and necrophilia is in that direction
:^)

you know that this is true.

hopefully blood and gore soon so I can post some sweet carpets
also I've only got empire and orcs left to go, I want to start but saving it for a balance/fixed agents runaround

>European union is primarily a trade agreement
That might have been true once. If only it would have remained so...

>two adults of the same sex is the same as adul-child,crossspecies and living/dead

>breaking a trade agreement is the same as a declaration of war
:^)

I actually do, yes

I wonder who could be behind this post
fuck off sigvald your hair will never be as luscious as elves

Canada has already legalized sucking dog dicks.

Lel, source?
please be true!

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bestiality-legal-canada-supreme-court-a7073196.html

i never said that,but leaving the EU does destabilize Europe
gay marriage ain't even legal where i am at

I like that

Jesus christ what an edition

>leaving the EU will lead to war with Spain

Good. I can't wait to slap those cunts around. Peninsular War 2: Electric Boogaloo.

In all seriousness though, these Remainians are fucking bonkers.

>EU is a trade agreement

When they make laws that we have to follow it isn't about trade anymore.

>taking back our independance
are you ending slavery too?

Way ahead of you chum.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_Abolition_Act_1833

By a few hundred years it seems.

Lazy fucking corpses. I bet they're all on benefits.

>i never said that,but leaving the EU does destabilize Europe
I sure hope so, fuck the EU as it is now.
They should either go back to being only a trade union or go full United States of Europe.
This inbetween thing we have now is beyond useless.
Yes I know that creating a USE can't work from one day to the next but I don't see any effort made in that direction

nah, its the VC in warhammer who pay their zombos, these corpses are free

>fuck the EU as it is now
agreed
but why do you think leaving is going to change it for the better,instead of staying and leading the opposition against Germany?

>why do you think leaving is going to change it for the better

Dude they don't care for that, leaving when things get tough is just selfish

What a nonsense argument. Better to start the fire that burns the whole thing down, then start again with a better union than to try and keep a farce like the EU alive.

>not jumping ship and watching the continent burn in a wave of mass immigration and socialist policies

>Better start WW 3 maybe we'll get a better union after

It's okay, Sweden will take them all in.

>leaving the EU will start WW3

Bremainers, everyone. Look at them and laugh.

>jumping ship
look at the mayor london lad,you're in deep

>but why do you think leaving is going to change it for the better
Not British therefore it's rather interesting for me to watch how the whole thing unfolds, maybe the UK stays then I guess everything will stay the same.
When they leave maybe the EU starts to rethink the way they work atm.

>instead of staying and leading the opposition against Germany?
t b h, it's a democratic (haha) union, therefore it should be ok to leave it when the people of a country want that.

>opposition against Germany?


You mean Brussels.

I laugh at both sides desu senpai.

Don't remind me.

We all know now that CA sucks EU dick, lets go back to history or fantasy posting.

...

>go out into streets
>sea of mudslimes
>go store
>workers are are either white or poointheloo
>workplace
>no mudslimes
what the fuck do these terrorists do for a living

>tfw starting to believe there will never be a harmony of older-game mechanics that made making choices and strategic options important, and the new games clear interface and uh-

FUCK OFF I JUST WANT MORE STUFF FOR MY GAMES
wwwwwwwwww

Vote for EU now and you'll get the patch and Blood&Gore :^)

>tfw the main argument of leavers is "m-muh streets h-ha-have mudslimes and poointheloos on them, they're browner than mee!! also polish people! remove plz ree"
>dont realize that leaving the eu will do nothing to stop immigration
wew lad

mod that removes silly light wizard hat when

>wanting to remove ANY of the fucking cool hats in the game
It's like you want to look like a hobo

Welfare

Remove /pol/
Replace with TW

Already done that phamalamadingdong

the fish-head hat ain't cool
it was sarcasm
you aren't getting back independance,because you've never lost it and you aren't ending slavery because you don't have any

>mechanics that made making choices and strategic options important
please do mention those mechanics, because I cant think of any, at least not starting with med2, havent played r1 and earlier titles, so maybe there was something there, though I doubt it

>effect is surprisingly small
Bullshit it is unless you're WRE, you can have provinces go from +10 each turn to -12 just from war kicking in next to them and immigrants pouring into your provinces
>Germany is coping
Is the State of the German Nation right now what they call 'coping'?

>western civilization dying
>socialism creeping in
>USA led by a limp, slimey coward
>UK falling apart
>mooslems all over the place
>Sharia Law soon

Hold me.

Honestly speaking I legit do not see a problem will allowing it, just like I don't see a problem with allowing gay sex. If they feel like being degenerate, who are you to stop them?
That being said gay MARRIAGE is another topic altogether, it's a damn legal institution for purpose of giving your kids legal parents, how the fuck are two gays supposed to have kids?

how on earth do you beat paladin hero spam armies as vampire counts?
holy shit it was funny but I couldnt even drop them
I even parked in some trees and folded my formation inwards but I just couldn't kill them, they nuke charged manfred and then it was just my necro playing run for it

>play attila
>try to fight the huns as ERE
>nothing but fucking hunnic archers
>all they do is fucking kite with pixel perfect timing

FUCK WHY DID I FORGET TO TRAIN CAVALRY

Who's qt this now

Is London's mayor actually Islamic? Not a meme?

We told you! We tried to warn you and act.

t. Serbia