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>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: vakarm.net/files/aks/Cash_Csgo_Vakarm_Final.jpg
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Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
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Pro player stats: hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
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>Game Enhancements
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>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

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first for anime

smix or pansy?

who's the biggest slut

burg out on the town

nip actually won both pistols this matchup , but are looking even shakier in those gun rounds

BRITAIN NO

asians are notoriously easy

but pansy is also really ugly so i'm sure she puts out a lot to get some..

but smix is totes uggs aswell..

hmm..

i think smix tbfh

>ct train
>absolutely trash to play cause valve wrecked the timings to a main and all the angles on the site for cts

I'd really like valve to take a course on map design

pansy is very fuckable
can't say the same about the asian slut

pyth is the most moonfaced bastard i've ever seen

literally thomas the tank engine

he should legit get checked if he has some sorta thyroid problem not joking

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lose weight fatty

I want to give you a hug irl

kys fatso

how big is it?

>NiP almost winning so favelas toggle on
When will our boys get a break?

>No L.K.S
>No potter
>Not even miss harvey
Why you lowering your standards senpai?

liquid or g2 bos

>bucketofsloths : oooh she speek to playa on microphone to earn rice for famiry

fucking lmao

smix looks like a frog or smt baka

she looks fucking ghoulish

me the 10 second looping guitar riff

It just always looks like she's wearing far too much make up and it reflects weirdly/looks greasy/ she sweats when she's in front of the lights

>I think it's going to be cobblestone
>they already have cobblestone and teams loaded up on their screens

Kaz, I'm already a demon

>hiko throwing a smoke

no wonder he's the fucking lurker

Is Hiko trolling?

It's not even choking at this point, they haven't even reached 14 rounds yet.

please lose weight

>Make team
>get smithzz
>lose

If I lost more weight I'd look like a '40s jew

I do like the spec lines for grenades, they make things like this a lot more amusing

>EU CS
>EU

better than looking like you ate 40 jews

SHOXIEJESUS

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Surprising no one

hltv.org/news/18126-sk-and-luminosity-reach-agreement
luminosity.gg/articles/news/gaming/40/lg-sk-agree-to-settle-csgo-dispute

HIKOSsSSSSSssSSsSsSsSs

>rushing against an eco
why

Nice. Sk stickers

racists 0 - 1 not racists

rip frenchies hahahahahaa

what a deep and thought-provoking insight

Rofl

Loving every Lib Laugh

average twitch teen dudebro

>jdm in charge of awping
it's choke o'clock

hey where's the choke

H O W M U C H
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get rekt yuropoor

>eu collapsing
>change money to skins
>all in G2
wtf...

QT ALERT

>he betted on gay2
ty for skittles

This desk is top everything

post em :3c

fuck you

LG or Liquid, gog?

kek

pls no bully

liquid

Liquid are going to win, the scriptwriters re trying to get amerikidies hype for the major

Pansy for sure. Smix has league weebs crawling all over her but pansy works for the cock.

uhhhh shouldn't akarin main the m4a1-s?

>people actually thought LG stickers would go up after all that hype
already crashing lmao

kys fatty

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How the hell did G2 lose to Liquid?

they chose a tactical loss so they wouldnt have to go against lg

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>liquid aka the ourest of guys aka the free world's last hope
>btfo frog
>about to btfo monkeys
cannot wait

So who is our

>Caster duo of favor?

I myself welcome our new overlords DDK and Black DDK

>about to btfo monkeys
yeah no
i want to see it happen but clean teams just cant beat cheaters

someone post a cute dick

Why don't they just remove all maps from the pro pool except Cobble and Train? It's the only maps they ever play.

why didn't they veto train instead?

>cheating shitskins let liquid get lots of rounds to make it look fair
>liquid somehow pulls out the final rounds needed to win despite obvious cheating
>liquid become heroes and luminosity are exposed for the scum they are

shut it fat boy you dont know shit

Keep dreaming. Cheaters always win in the end.

Being a Nuke fan is suffering.

>765k prize pool
>literally best teams in the world / some fan favourites
>barely above 100k viewers

you had a good run, gotards.

they cant outsnipe fallen they need more angles

I'm a nuke fan and even I don't want to watch newke

im not fat!

Overwatch is a fad.

You need to go die

i played overwatch since release and
i didnt get bored for one minute...

since release i played only 2 hours csgo

i dont know why

>go against the mainstream media narrative and dont care that everyone calls you racist, bigot etc
>sheep

>newke
That's the problem

uhhhh
>blog.counter-strike.net
>10,146,640 UNIQUE PLAYERS LAST MONTH

fat boy fat boy fat boy

that has been the exact same number since march, they haven't updated it for months.

When will they remove the low ammo click? It's really distracting.

i just told you that im not fat im in great shape actually i exercise a lot

Is there anyone that gets along with s1mple besides hiko?

Why does it mean so much to you?

Overwatch is new, heavily marketed and incredibly easy to pick up and play. No learning curve whatsoever, no recoil to manage, no memorization of map layouts recquired and such.

Of course it's gonna be played more.


I'm looking forward to the next 6 months. Played about 20 minutes of it and was bored to death, incredibly low skill ceiling and simple mechanics don't really mesh well with longevity.

mirage inferno cache dust2 overpass season would be a decent balance map pool

would need one more for a 7 map pool, maybe ali/seaside/overgrown/facade/santorini

NiP will take G2, right?

Cute avatar, best girl!

NiP will take my dick LMAO

>Also like to thank LG & SK for working together and dealing with this difficult situation in a very professional fashion. -Fallen

why they remove chat?

Why is the chat in teh ECS stream not visible?

I'm glad that OW is doing well. The CSGO devs are awful; they implement mechanical changes without consulting the professional community, MM is a shit show flooded with smurfs and cheaters, VAC is dogshit, they never communicate with the community, don't consult professionals about map revamps. Hard to believe DOTA and CSGO are being developed by the same company. I hope OW makes CSGO bleed players and forces valve to give a shit.