/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /gwt/)

Is Elder Blood period worse than regular period? Also if sorceresses can't have babies do they have periods at all?

Lucky you...
I guess I'll have to settle for Lambert.
>Also if sorceresses can't have babies do they have periods at all?
No. Their gonads are atrophied.

How does Velen place in terms of FPS intensive zones out of all of the zonesee including the DLC?

just wondering if my fps is gonna get better than 30. It's always raining as fuck and theres 5000 trees blowing and i think thats why it shoots down. Is the B&W zone at least better fps than velen?

Nope, it's actually slightly more demanding performance wise

With Geralt, Eskel, and Lambert gone, who am I to pick?

Papa Vesemir, of course

Zoltan

Nah. And I would expect the Falesphere to wreck your anus.
Letho?
I've heard he is a big boy...

for you.

if I kill that king, will you die?

It would be extremely Painful to my reputation.

Cheap whore.

kys yourself

Starvation and dehydration.

That is how I will do it. I looked it up and apparently if you can resist food and water for a day or two, you get used to it and hunger pains and thirst just go. Then eventually you just slip into a coma and die.

Thanks to the user that suggested it.

That would take time.
And I doubt that the pains banishes, that would be if you suffer from hunger or dehydration constantly.

>Cheap
Of all the things Ciri is, cheap is not one of them.

Survival's rule of three: 3 hours without shelter, 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food. And the "get used to it and hungar pains and thirst just go" is the really naive approach of the question, to put it mildly.

Dettlaff and Triss were made for each other desu

why does ciri have the elder blood again

pavetta
human fucked an elf with it somewhere down the line

Damn he's ugly.

>"that time of month again, gotta be"

>>book geralt
>cynical asshole
>>game geralt
>meek bitchboy
why?

I wonder what a Witcher game would be like set in modern times. Would Geralt use guns loaded with silver bullets instead?

Modern American audience

kek

REGIS FOR FUCK SAKE

Regis is this game's most charming character.

...

post your dick when

Her hair is nice

You could even say he's cute. CUTE!

save bump

A true witcher should never abandon poultry in distress.

Fucking Americans, play Witcher. and post on /wtc/.

A face you can trust

>the nilfgaardian quartermaster plays the northern realms deck

Probably
Monster removal would be much easier though, and you'd need a Witcher less. I mean, you can just get anyone handy with a gun to plink at downers from afar. I'd imagine the only reason you'd need a specialist would be for curses and other tough cases.

abs are my fetish too

Fucking sympathizer should be hanged

The book Geralt is more indimitating if anything, He wouldn't get these "yeah sure I'll find your frying pan" assignments.

Yen is cute. CUTE

>we will never know how ugly original Yen was

Alright, I'm just starting Lady of the Lake now, and there's been some weird stuff in these books. But nothing could have prepared me for this bitch fantasizing about getting fucked by a cripple on a boat.

It gets better when the story goes back to Ciri and Geralt but I got bored on the battle of Brenna

Hold me, /krw/, I don't want it to end.

*holds you*

That's sort of how it already is in the setting anyway, with people organized into bigger armies with better tools and training, Witchering is pretty archaic even then.

reminder that ciri didn't give a fuck about seeing yen again

>3 hours without shelter
uwot

He's a lot more well spoken in the books at least

How is the Fisherking a cripple?

"He's lame."

"A wild boar gored his leg."

Yeah, she cares more about that elf who wanted to whore her out to his king.

Ah, I didn't remember that

you mean did whore her out

Right.

>youtube.com/watch?v=CIP2bv4vjIE
What a perfect cast

i want to become a witcher

so how bad is the combat in witcher 1?

there wont be a 4th game but

will there be another DLC?

If I choose to let Dijkstra kill Roche & Co and get the Witcher ending, plunging Nilfgaard into civil war as a result, will the situation in Toussaint post-game be any different? I haven't played the DLC yet, mind, I'm just asking generally.

witcher mmo

Dear fucking god no.

Gwent MMO

There will be but not with Geralt
it will be with Ciri

>golden age of witchers
>pick your school
>complete your training
>go out on the path
>get mad as peasants try to cheat you
>get mad as you're poor as fuck
>get mad as you can't afford to rest in an inn
>get mad as you can't afford to buy food
>get mad as people spit at you and treat you like shit
Would be fun

CUTE[/spoiler}

its a quite silly concept

witchers are supposed to be unique and rare

there would be nothing but witchers running around ingame then ultimately end up fighting each other (pvp) or some shitty raid boss

it would make a good rpg tho to start from school picking

>PvP
>Yrden just induces lag spikes.

pls guys

did you guys boat around skellige and loot all that shit?

Pretty sure it doesn't change.

Hmm, that seems weird to me. Aren't they supposed to be a Nilfgaardian vassal? I mean, I don't expect the situation to change drastically, but I was wondering if there was some extra dialogue at least in the event of a major civil war. As a vassal, I suspected they might try to break free.

No. Especially not when you understand that all that loot is randomly generated. It's the same as looting from a chest.

oh so that's why im getting level50+ gear from velen chests

Why didn't Silly Anna just straight-up ask Detlaff to murder her sister and the knights, give her the throne and bake her a strawberry cake? I think Detlaff would do it FOR HER.

I have to agree, I was afraid CDPR would fuck his character up but he is top tier husbando and for an apex killing machine pretty chill

no problem, just drink this potion that would kill you with a chance of 80% and do all the other natural select- I men trials, chosen one

Cause she's a chronic manipulator and all around horrible person and not that bright apparently.

It's worth it if you're lvl 45+. You can get swords and armor worth 700+ crowns a piece, 1000 if you're lucky.

It's not even that hard to do if you think about it.

>get heaps of inventory space
>boat around the obvious sunken chest POIs
>1-shot a few harpies and drowners with a crossbow
>get 3 chests full of weapons, armor, relics, glyphs and money
>fast travel from boat once full
>sell all the loot to Grandmaster armor, or whoever pays the best price
>repeat

Ves is best

Roche go whore yourself out for Temeria

yeah but at that stage grandmaster armor is kinda low level nay?

He's trying to get into them mind of his enemies

being killed and riding with the red riders probably took it out of him.

on my NG+ I will probably turn the audio to english.

like playing a new game.

>implying it wouldn't be a shittier death to get killed by some peasant on our first contract

oh my god you were right

im getting a shitload amount of unique gear

so are the gwent cards ever going to be mass produced?

anyway hoping gwent is at least playable on loonix since only have windows on my desktop and it would be nice to play it on the laptop.