/HiRGen/ SMITE and Paladins General

>/hirgen/

incoming sperg tears because thread is not named after NA clan

>calls Nemesis his waifu
>doesn't post her as blind

For what reason

Remove Pip from the game

Thought I posted the blind one. Blind girls are best girls.

>nemesis will never sit on your lap while you're browsing the chans
>you will never read posts to her while she's just playing around with your hands, listening to what others are posting about her
>you will never see her blush when you tell her "someone posted a r34 of you"

WHY
EVEN
BOTHER?

console

Date a blind girl, seriously. Far less manipulative considering they tend to lack vision and often have issues due to insecurity.

>they tend to lack vision

The next thread better be called /SmGen/ or else I swear I'm going to kill myself.

Don't change it, you would be doing this world a favor by having this retard off himself.

>Keep getting people that can barely speak english

How much money would hirez charge for an elo reset?

>they tend to lack vision
What do you think being blind fucking means

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Sorry for trying to be inclusive.

>HiRGen
???

blind people still have an iris dick head fuck

>No summer split
>Only a Joust tournament
>A fucking joust tournament

lmao fucking ddfead game holy shit hi rez is killing smite

nothing of value would be lost

It's Canon

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no you retard faggot her face clearly wasn't finished modelling due to the fact it's never visible in game

>60% CDR
triggered

i'm starting to think you really are some kind of aspiring sexual predator that wants to abduct, rape, and torture blind women considering how much fury you have towards anyone that denounces your shit fetish

Blind girls are for friendship and love, not torture and rape!

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are you discriminating me ?

Fall relegation start in the first week of August, making a one month split would have been retarded.

>nerf movement speed into turtles in tar move faster make it the same for all champs
>rework hitscan but leave aoes sizes alone
>let dryretard design another bloated kit that thrives off the new meta
killed the one thing paladins had going for it

I really want to physically hurt scylla niggers honestly, like finding where they live and beating the ever loving shit out of them with vicious weapons that will mutilates every inch of their nigger face forever and mentally break them to the point of being affraid of touching a computer, you fucking piece of trash can't play a challenging character that requires smart positioning and precision, no you got the most braindead bullshit gamebreaking cancerous free win baby mode for illiterate niggers. You litterally CANNOT DIE with scylla YOU CANT DIE AT ALL WITH THIS BULLSHIT MOBILITY AND KIT FULL OF &ÀÀ TO 0 BURST YOU NEED TO FUCKING KILLS YOURSELVES HONESTLY IF YOU THINK YOURE ANYWHERE NEAR GOOD WHEN PLAYING THIS NIGGER ENABLER

why is there so much scylla fanart if she's so shit huh???????

ded fucking game man

Are you mad?

Also, play awilix if it bothers you that much. She shits all over Scylla.

how come hdfred hasn't killed himself yet ?

What I love about this post is you can replace hdfred with half the SmGen roster and it'd still make sense.

Because I love myself and the idea that my existence spites you makes me laugh.

>my existence spites you
more like the mere mention of your name makes me laugh, lowlife cringe sperglord

keep hitting the F7 button when you're going 2/18 btw

Love ya Fred, keep being you.

>keep hitting the F7 button when you're going 2/18 btw

I will, I hope you get trapped in with me and whine like the bleeding cunt that you are.

ded bump

The matchmaking, that's that shit I don't like
Late game gods, that's that shit I don't like
Golden Bow, that's that shit I don't like
Bang Bang
Soul-Stone, that's that shit I don't like
TP System, that's that shit I don't like
Chests, that's that shit I don't like

Awilix, that's that shit I want to cum inside (bang bang)

>She shits all over Scylla
How?

>10 quadras
>not a single penta

She can immune scylla's damage with featherstep, and if scylla tries to dash away you can pull her back with your ult

Can pull her escape.
Can use the I frames of her flip and dodge her 3 and 4.
can probably leap over her 1.

Good thing other gods shit on Awilix are more plentiful.

Bomb king is goat.

This :

>that paldins match you got butthurt about
grover was carrying you scrubs :^)

I don't remember my matches.

Cassie should be changed up to be more unique.
Like she's a from a race of beings that evolved from birds of paradise into a humanoid form that looks human.

ADD MORE CHESTS XDD

I'm a consolefag, the fug is the clan store

Recolors and shadow the hedgehog skins

Let me guess, you have to spend a lot of stuff just to unlock shadow the hedgehog

I wanted to come at this post with critique, but I have none and would like a slightly more bird motiff on Cassie. Goes with the bonus damage she gets on shooting targets in the air too. Maybe some kind of Druidish race.

not really, I mean you spend favor and clan honor, but it's not gems

Damn you console fags are retarded.
t. console cuck

read the fucking chest tab

My 2 man clan isn't level 3 yet, calm down

I just want a Cassie with her hair patterned the same way bird of paradise feathers have or those eyebrows night elfs have in wow.

got 600 gems from dreamshi- i mean dreamhack

what should i get? do i wait for father's day sale or wut?

PALADINS DEVS I KNOW YOU LURK THE THREAD

MAKE IT A SKIN NOW

>op demoman ripoff with straight upgrade dragoz ult is so unique no bullshit here
sure you'll say the same thing when hes not total bs

If you want non exclusives then 50% of all "dads"

If not then I'd hold for a chest sale

Dragoz's ult should kill the first person it connects and keep going for less damage with each impact.

How does this make you feel?

Like putting my dick between them canopies on her chest

>Straight upgrade
Hey, the fact that Drogoz can use it in the air has given me the advantage a bunch, you just don't use it to disperse groups like Bomb King.

Bunch of squishies gathered near a point? Bomb king.

Fernando tanking point or taking out a single priority target like Kinessa on a high up vantage point? Drogoz.

Also I love that I get the 30% refund on the ult. Can afford to use it for fast travel.

SPEAR BE GONE

I want her to ride me like she rides that cat

>ult while flying
>sniper monkey deals 5k damage to me during the channelling
>completely countered by strafing or jumping

his ult should be reworked into him unzipping his dragon dick and raping drybear until his ass becomes a ww1 trench

but that's a damn fine spear

>play as Ares
most of the enemy team has beads
>play against Ares
none of my team has beads except me
why

>Play with a guy named FrenchWrench on my team
>Goes out of his way to make us lose
>takes buffs, stacks, feeds, solos firegiant, etc.
>Get ready to report him when we lsoe
>Game crashes
>Can no longer report him

If I ever meet him again Imma punch him.

Yeah I can't wait for ranked where counterpicking will actually matter and I can pick Drogoz without worrying about a Kinessa.

>All that weight on the end
>Spear's too thick to throw accurately
It's an awful spear.

maybe the spear isn't for throwing

Looks more like a thrusting style spear, less like a javelin or that style of weapon.

From the viewpoint of someone who has played Odin, how is he? Seems like he has a fun kit, and I tested him a bit on Jungle Practice, but any knowledge from people who use him or have experience with him would make me more comfortable with either spending favor on him or not.

Bird bombs melt people in the early game, late game he becomes an ult bot.

He's a one trick pony, target the squishies on the enemy team with your Raven shield into dive bomb . With a little bit of cooldown reduction he becomes an ult bot late game, obviously more effective if the enemy squishies dont have leap/ teleport escapes

Sorry I worded it wrong, meant to imply that it can't be used for thrusting or throwing. It's too unbalanced in weight to be used for thrusting and it's too heavy to be used for throwing very well.

Nice autism

Thanks

Slashing perhaps? I suppose it makes sense looking at it. Artistic license can be annoying like that.

Hmm, thanks for the info. I might put off getting him now, and stick to SWK/Tyr and a bit of Ravana. Or just get Vamana for shits and giggles.

maybe the spear isn't for combat

I think a god can do whatever they want.
especially in a videogame.

she looks better in game than on her card desu

>that jiggle animation on the clap
can anyone make a weebm?

I want her to take a dump in my mouth.

I would but PS4.

>smite servers

Of course, the daily fuck as always. Nice job hirez!