/srg/ Speedrunning General

Let it die.

Uyama...

Fuck nut RNG!

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2D

let this shit die

Uyama...

I've been in a coma, did clintstevens end up getting the record?

No. He's still 11 minutes away from it.

what does squid think of the brexit?

why are you posting this here and not to him somewhere else

I tried last thread, but it was deleted before you read it I'm sure.

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>twitc
>h.tv/skater82297/v/74121157?t=5h49m45s
The crying, amazing

mega man x desu

Reminder that I've found the love of my life
twitter.com/cincynancy/status/746183386369228800

Stay the fuck away from women like this. My god she makes poor decisions.

twitter.com/cincynancy/status/746496992726093824

What do you mean poor decisions? Don't you want to get into a 24 hour skype call with me?

Don't you want to pay for literally everything while I scour the internet for the guy I'm leaving you for?

>24h skype call

what

the

fuck

fucking cuck

Talk about fucking speedrunning you fucking fucks or get the fuck out!!

and i thought the squid clique had problems

no one's running and no one wants to talk about skater.

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speedrun.tv/team:srg

switch rta and art

>speedrun.tv/team:srg
look at what they're playing.

5 speedrun streams

What's wrong with Super Mario Bros 3? Pretty good speed game if you ask me~! :3c

I'm learning a game rn

Yeah, I actually take it back. That's a more entertaining run than I thought it would be.

*holds right*
*jumps*

*waits for autoscrollers to finish*

What is it?

Baten Kaitos any%
It's dumb but I promised myself I'd do at least one run this year and I've a lot of time and few responsibilities rn

good luck!

Thanks

reminder to sit up straight

He looks like Saartjie Baartman.

I was slouched back because i'm drunk, but because of your reminder i'm sitting up straight now! Thanks senpai!

that girl has some thick booty, not gonna lie

pykn u and these fags are not srg, none of you speedrun

How has Duke managed to make FNV so unfun to watch

not relevant

yeah fuck this retarded shit im about to go live right now

/wit u know the rest idiots

twitter.com/cincynancy/status/746505797757173760

Nancy is with Cheese and she is going to fuck him

Is there someone she hasn't fucked?

>tfw when you will never fuck a speedslut
Where are all the muslim terrorists when you need them?

doesn't that cheese guy live in like india or some shit?

Does cheese not know she has herpes

spain. lived in trinidad and tobago

is she going to fuck cheese o fniure? can someone explain? why would she make a stop in spain?

Cheese is in Cincinnati, flew to the US for SGDQ

>She doesn’t deserve any of the nasty things some people say about her. She is still one of my best friends in the whole world and I love her

my cucking god

>or
what do you mean by this?

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>Something that's been going on for months
>read up on it yesterday

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This thread sucks right now. It makes me glad that TaylorTot is live with high quality speedrunning-related content!

twitter.com/GarrisonSRL/status/746456582024626176

trihex....garrison...

why do these people make terrible, terrible decisions when it comes to women?

...is it for our entertainment?

TaylorTot is a loser (Cronikeys here)

>terrible, terrible decisions
Worked for Cosmo

>going to SGDQ
haha what a fag

will this go as well as him becoming a professional streamer did?

At least taylor doesn't use a mic. TTYD is a comfy game.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

can someone mathematically formalize the fastest any% speedrun? i don't know anything about automata, but i'm guessing someone would say something like there's a certain state of a machine (or set of states) that we would define as the beginning of the speedrun and there's another certain state (or set of states). the fastest speedrun would be the shortest sequence of states that take you from the beginning to the end so there's always a shortest speedrun?

>still no snuggy pie ttyd streams

(You)

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this is a dumb post
if you're trying to be "deep" you have failed

youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0

i was wondering how someone would show that there is a shortest speedrun or that there isn't

shortest depends on the game

a TAS is essentially meant to be the fastest the game can go if that's what you're asking about

i don't know if it depends on the game. if i take something as the beginning of a speedrun and something else as the end (like the first frame on 1-1 of smb as the beginning and the frame in which you beat bowser as the end), is there a shortest time that can't be beaten? why? i'm pretty sure there is but i don't know what the argument would be

No, only a small amount of games would have a run that is the fastest, since often multiple methods or inputs lead to the same result, e. g. shielding while backwalking in OoT which usually has no effect. So since there are multiple runs with the same length, there can be no single fastest run. But there can of course be a fastest speedrun:

Let n, x, y be natural numbers.
A binary input is an x-tuple over {0,1}.
A game is a pair of a function that assigns each pair of binary input and y-tuple a y-tuple and a natural number.
A speedrunnable game is a 3-tuple of a game and 2 game(2)-tuples over {0, 1}.
An any% speedrun F of a speedrunnable game G is an n-tuple of binary inputs so that G(1)(F(n)(...G(1)(F(1)(G(2))) = G(3).
A fastest any% speedrun of a speedrunnable game is an any% speedrun of minimum length.

if there wasn't you could keep cutting off frames, until you would finish in negative time

you mean the absolute fastest run that current exists?

probably one of those split second runs like clue

i think this is what i was looking for but i'm dumb, never dealt with automata and got lost at trying to visualize '3-tuple of a game and 2 game(2)-tuples over {0, 1}'

it's supposed to be (Game, starting state [n-tuple], ending state [n-tuple, same n])
but to be fair I only wrote this post out of pure boredom and any actual mathematician would ridicule me for writing in such an unintuitive manner and there is absolutely no use to it

u.pomf.is/xtjfov.webm
In case you forgot how batshit insane Narcissa is

pastebin.com/aGZUjcMu

i wonder whether he misses how much people genuinely liked him back in the day when he did his best to act normal. also why did it become a tranny and started to act like this at the same time? how come he didn't act as an insufferable weirdo before?

because he lost everything - his girlfriend, his WRs, NWC...

might as well do whatever you wanted to try in your life if you're starting from scratch

>painted nails
>paid for his gf women study classes
>didn't act as an insufferable weirdo before
Besides, serg called her a queen long before it became mainstream.

as long as srg is still alive, i have a place to post about how much i hate myself and want to die when i'm drunk.

we love you slayerkun

i want to die a lot more than normal rn to be honest