/drg/ - Danganronpa General -??? Edition

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So the no littering rule in DR2 is a big pile of bullshit right?

It's used to explain why a killer can't use a rope to escape out the beach house window, when in that very chapter the killer plants a gummi bear on the floor to frame another character. I'm sure there's a million other violations of the rule too...

hey, i am not like Ibukifags who want to stir a fight like a bunch of irishman

Holy shit, just noticed my name tag done duqqed.
No camera in beach house.

Did you just call me an irishman

I'll fucaking fight you m88

I'l slam you right in the goobah who thef fuck you think you are

Cmere u pansy ill shank u

I am not calling you irishman, now go sit, Tsuman

No wait, derp, confused with bathhouse.
When I was drunk, I was a preteen.

Guys, what the fuck does ASL mean?

Age, sex, location

Age, Sex, Language

Alternatively, it's also used to refer to American Sign Language.

Ooh, now it makes sense...given the context.
Wait, it has two meanings?

The gummy bear was left inside.

Alien Street Language

I want to kiri her giri

Never mind, I think I'll just ask the person what the fuck did he mean by ASL.

Asahina's Super Lickaroo

It's either age/sex/location, or american sign language. Usually the former, unless you're talking to deaf people. Everyone else is fucking with you.

Aww Shit, Lambert

Yeah, found out now, I said my ASL to the person and the person just said "Cool." and disconnected. Like what the fuck? Stupid rude site.

It means age/street/language

People in america speak different languages, if you are in places like Florida, you need to ask if your Latino hooker knows english

This guy is wrong.

stop being mean to me or I'll call you a nigger, nigger.

Well shit, okay.
At least I learn something new everyday.
For example, on the site I'm currently on, if you say M, people instantly disconnect, sexist fucks.

>Implying i am scared of being called a nigger

Do it faggot.

I think that is because you're in japan.

nigger

Huh? Why?
Do they have something against Japanese people?

nier

Assuming you're in a international site, people have steriotype of nips having smaller dicks, so unless you're a gay bottom...

Lets just say most people are dudes are seeking for vaginas on the line

Clearly people there haven't been to Osaka much.
Missing out.
Top of the top.

Well, my only contact with Japan is cannibal user, who claimed to be a nip.

Until you arrived.

So tell me, the glories of nip dick.

Have you heard of Kanamara Matsuri?

Nope, who is this guy? lemme guess, one of the weaboo cannibals?

I dont remember who it was exactly, but i do remember hearing about one, so this is a blind guess.

Heh, it's not a person but an event that happens in Japan.
It's known as the Festival of the Steel Phallus.
We celebrate the powers of the male penis with huge penis statues, rides and toys/candy.
We even end up wearing penis hats.
There's a story behind it.

Basically, there was this man who fell in love with a woman. When they were about to have sex, he discovered the woman was cursed by a demon and had teethed vagina. In order to free her, he went to a blacksmith, the blacksmith made an iron penis guard for him. He used it on her and it shattered the teeth off, freeing her from the demon. As such we celebrate the power of the penis. Even prostitutes do to prevent STDs.

Oh, i was being overly negative.

This makes post about "Thru dick, unity", a lot more deeper than it should be.

>A boy falls in love with a girl, unable to confess, he request a iron dick.

... Okay then

Trust me, licking a dick shaped lollipop in public during the festival or wearing pic related is one of the funniest shit ever.

Is that you?

Also, this whole dick festival seems pretty neat.

Nah, unfortunately, I look more like a delinquent.
And yeah, it's pretty funny. There was a few moments where you ride on top of this big wooden penis like some horse or something.
But anyways.
Second prize goes to the Hadaka Matsuri festival.

Wow, i came with the idea of "rod rider" as an insult, but you guys aready were doing it for centuries.

What is this new festival about? Vaginas?

Literally means Naked Festival.
Well, it's basically a festival where at least 9,000 men go around naked, sometimes in a loincloth if they're shy. They go around throwing, squirting or splashing water on themselves for hours. It's meant to bring good luck.
Pretty fun to both watch and participate. Unfortunately it's guys only, but that doesn't stop girls from sneaking a peek.

Jesus, the amount of fujos that must be peeping.

Its literally Solid Snake training for girls.

Tell me about it, there was one time this girl was peeking and managed to fucking grope a guy before running the fuck out.
In fact, it isn't just girls groping sometimes too.

Those are some traditions you've got there.
What's #3

It wasn't a flat girl pretending to be a guy right?

If i were the groped guy, i would be aroused, but with a cold turkey that would impossible.

>Lots of naked dudes = Gay grope heaven

I can aready imagine the scenario in true DR fasion.

Now that you mention it, that might have happened.
Also yes, it is basically almost like gay grope heaven, wet edition.
The third isn't as good but I'd have to say the Nakizumo festival of the Baby Crying Sumo Festival. It's basically a festival where you bring your baby to one of two sumo wrestlers who hold them on a stage. Two sumos hold one baby each and a referee is in front. The referee will wear a horror mask in an attempt to scare the baby too. The sumos will also tease the baby. The sumo who has the loudest and longest crying baby wins the round and they change babies.

It's meant to be a festival that brings good luck to babies.

Ah shit, I killed people.

Nah, we're all alive.

WHat did you do the bodies?

The same place I kept my body double. Heh.

The bodies are slowly piling up.

My dad once said that FUyuhiko looked like a teenager Ellen Degeneres.

Laughs were had.

I looked that up just now.
You and your dad are meanies.

I want to hate-fuck Monaca.

I want to hate-fuck you____

I want to Thank you for always bumping the thread

why does nobody ever just make a rafter and swim out of the island in dr 2

Littering is not allowed so Monokuma kills you before you're done creating the rafter.

Just finished Danganronpa 2, i have a question related to some spoilers

Who is this Junko a parody of? Some anime/manga character, right?

Also, what should i do next? Read Zero and If or play Despair girls? Is either of them worth it?

Hang your grandpa AE is the best choice

Wanna know something cool?

...

'kay.

C'mon, not with that kind of attitude. Be more enthusiastic and maybe I'll tell you.

>Come on motherfucka, come on!~

Now that's the stuff I wanted to hear.

and the cool thing.. that'll come later. When the time is right.

Are you gonna spoil shit?

No, he's going to attention-whore for (You)s. If he had anything worthwhile to say, he'd say it right away without building up to it. There's no use in behaving like this if you're a human.

well, at least that was a way to bump the thread.

Yooooooooo, I somehow managed to sleep for no reason, drooling on top of my phone, at least I'm on my fucking PC now.

Yeah, we noticed you disappeared without reason.

Currently reading Zero but I've heard this quote somewhere before.

>Right now... we fit together like male and female genitalia. You’re a confused person in trouble, and I’m a person who can solve such problems. It’s easy to tell what the next step should be, isn’t it? It’s even more obvious than ejaculation.”

Am I imagining things or has it been used in a game too?

>""sleep""

what makes you think you didn't have amnesia? huh? cut off point?

Possible, but then why would I be drooling?

what the fuck is the context of that quote

>Possible, but then why would I be drooling?

who can say that's really your drool?

It's a perv Ultimate Secret Agent telling the protagonist of the novel they should work together.

It's something else?
...How can this be?

It's simple, Mr. Kuzuryuu.

YOU are the Mastermind.

Well done, you got him.

Hah, it took you long enough to figure out it.
Now that you found the truth, what are you gonna do?
Stick a fucking fork in me?

Oh Mr. Kuzuryuu, don't insult my intelligence. I've known the truth for quite some time now. It doesn't exactly take a genius to put 2 and 2 together, now does it?

As for what I'm going to do, nothing. It's not like I'm trying to defeat the Mastermind. I've got my own agenda to work on.

I wish you the best of luck in your efforts, but interfere with my work and I'll make this information public. Have a good one.

>Stick a fucking fork in me?

Did you think that it's possible to hide a katana in your asshole? And when someone is trying to get you, you bend over, and shit it out, stabbing the guy behind you?

Tch, suit yourself, detective.
Maybe if the katana can reach deep enough for it to be concealed, but for an average asshole, I'd mostly recommend a switchblade or small knife.

>Maybe if the katana can reach deep enough for it to be concealed, but for an average asshole

Are there top tier assholes? Above average assholes? I'd certainly like to meet people with these.. extraordinary assholes.

>91 post
>15 posters
>kuzuposting
Thread status: ded

This threads turned into talk to a Japanese person.

Yeah, there is.
Blame timezones.
I know right.

So what's the deal with Raiden?

Cyborg/Futuristic/Cyberpunk Prison School Warden who gets caught up in the game too, perhaps?

reading up the third game on wiki..

>It will have notable additions and improvements, though, like the possibility to use your own lies to defeat opponents during the trials.

That sounds fucking great.

youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8

Yeah, bluff master extraordinaire coming soon.