/d2g/ Dota 2 General

>ar1se and cancel
Liking shit players
kys leddit

>no ti4euhub
WHY
EVEN
LIVE

Lizzard is "funny as shit as well" and he's most definitely a slav. There's also plenty of funny CIS players which you wouldn't be able to appreciate anyway because of your lack of language knowledge.

>Louis: Hello Jacky
>Jacky: stares blankly
>Louis: It's me, Louis.
>Jacky stares at his feet
>Louis: From the BBC?
>Jacky: Ah Hallo Lewee
>Louis: Is it alright if I come in?
>"Jacky suddenly hides behind his captain Puppey, I can see already this is a strange environment"
>Puppey: Sorry, he gets shy around strangers, come in, come in
>"As I walk through his large home I notice many Lego's strewn around the room and boxes of pizza"
>Louis: (concerned) Where does all this come from?
>Puppey: It's all for EE, he plays with Lego and never tidies it up
>Louis: Can I play Lego with you EE?
>Jacky: (Scowls) NO LOWEE MY LEGO
>Louis: That's okay, I'll just play with a few pieces
>Jacky starts crying
>Louis: Why are you upset?
>Jacky: (weeping) My legoos
>Louis: Okay, how about we just sit down and watch some streams
>Jacky: YAS LOWEE
>Jacky runs to his chair and beams at Louis
>Louis: So what do you watch on streams?
>Jacky: (Loudly) Chineeesee Cartooooooooons
>Louis: (To Puppey) And this is his normal routine?
>Puppey: Of course, else he gets upset and tries to choke me? (Jacky begins to throw a tantrum)
>Puppey rushes out of the room and comes back with pizza and a can of Mountain Dew
>Puppey: I forgot his food and drink for his Chinese cartoon time (Hands them to Jacky)
>Jacky snatches the food and drink and watches his Chinese cartoons
>Louis: Do you want to answer any questions EE?
>Jacky barks loudly at Louis
>Louis is confused and has a conversation with Puppey away from Jacky in the kitchen
>Louis: Is it always like this for you?
>Puppey (Begins to sob): I try so hard, it's just so difficult (Jacky can be heard clapping and shouting in the background)
>Puppey: I'm sorry you have to leave (Puppey opens a cupboard and takes out several pots of aderall)
>Louis leaves
>Jacky: BYE LOWEE
>"As I begin to depart I'm left wondering what I had just seen and the toll some people take on others"

nth for Artour, best player in the world

>tfw no promo match between top 2 teams with pit lord yet

It's European dota, nobody cares because it's the most boring

Is there a way to turn this
>Prediction updated
shit off ingame?

cool that doesn't help at all
it's not like ar1se and cancel's first language is english

well whoever picks it is going to lose

why would anyone watch that?

I miss the comfy EUHUB casts.

u just no

This story is giving me strange feels

why are you posting tweet

Alliance teamfight literally revolved around S4 hitting atleast 2 people with RP

Someone on Alliance needs to draft better, aka Akke

>af sponsored by literal scammers

lmao

>people think these greek shits are good
ffs

>greeks sponsored by scammers
Like pottery

>They gave Era Sven
They asked for it desu

BIGGEST TOURNAMENT IN ESPORTS HISTORY

6 THOUSAND VIEWERS

LMAO

This format is definitely the worst for Fnatic or EG even. Except EG has only 2 opponents to worry about, Fnatic has like...7

Post you're favorite lore text

>It is said that Nevermore the Shadow Fiend has the soul of a poet, and in fact he has thousands of them. Over the ages he has claimed the souls of poets, priests, emperors, beggars, slaves, philosophers, criminals and (naturally) heroes; no sort of soul escapes him. What he does with them is unknown. No one has ever peered into the Abysm whence Nevermore reaches out like an eel from among astral rocks. Does he devour them one after another? Does he mount them along the halls of an eldritch temple, or pickle the souls in necromantic brine? Is he merely a puppet, pushed through the dimensional rift by a demonic puppeteer? Such is his evil, so intense his aura of darkness, that no rational mind may penetrate it. Of course, if you really want to know where the stolen souls go, there's one sure way to find out: Add your soul to his collection. Or just wait for Nevermore.

>Except EG has only 2 opponents to worry about, Fnatic has like...7
fnatic has 0 to worry about

fnatic should win all games beofre 15min beucase they are way better

if they cant then they never deserved the invite anyway, valve literally didnt give them one to not have 2 sea tier6 teams in TI since fnatic should auto advance from pos 1 anyway

slavs are people who use a slavic language (it's literally the meaning of the word "slav" - people who can understand your words), and romanian is not a slavic language

Alliance really lost to two literal nobody teams?

LMAO

I thought this hero was just baddp. Why is he being picked and why is he doing well?

>fnatic in charge of winning their qualifiers

already made 50$ thanks to these chokers LMAO

situationally good

>NA only has 7 teams

HAHAHAHA

>sniper comes from village of snipers, once he perfromed the perfect sniper shoot with his loyal rifle he decided that hes ready to become sniper™ in Defense Of The Ancients™ by Valve Corporation.

Do you Believe?

no

but i know special little someone that does :3

I kinda want to
I hate secret and alliance but i'd rather see alliance win than secret

UncleNox

only PR are a free win at this point

they're fucked and I love it

so this is the hub this year?

jumping from game to game every 5 minutes; "commentated" by a panel of sleepy "experts"

bravo LD, bravo!

Imagine you're a professional dota player, like Illidan per se. Imagine you're losing to Synderen.

>Drowy the drow ranger or better known by her vampire name, Ebony Dark'ness dementia ravenway was the coolest person in the wirld and her parent dies because of mean ppl and she looks rly hot but she doesnt kno it cause she was raised by drow and she is actually a vampire and sven is her BF shut up Xxkevin12 vampires can have blue skin u doofus and also she has a magic bow and beats everyone so there dont bother arguing

Is he going to uncuck his life ?

I vote Kexit

UncleNox EGM YOU'RE GETTING KICKED

>go to sleep
>TNC is now 3-1
>WG is somehow 4-0???
>Fnatic is 3-2

Fuck shit, I might not get my predictions right for SEA unless WG drops some games now.

I'm really REALLY hoping TNC takes the spot for SEA just so I can finally see Demon dota at TI.

Its possible. I think they need to throw Bulldog under the bus though, also don't fucking draft Jugg second pick

>alliance lost to this

I'd probably end it.

...

EVERY

DAY

>shitdoy

majors fucked up the hub, literally nobody would want to come right after around 2 weeks event and then esl

WHERE THE FUCK IS EUHUB?

there is no EUHUB

I still believe.

A-user...

>50 """"talent""""" in the same place
>directed camera
HOW ARE THEY SO INCOMPETENT?

far away in distant memories

Those days are dead

LD won

Is our guy Madara going to TI

>In the magnetic and ether touched lands of the far south a perpetual storm rages. In this strange, barren land, only an isolated tribe of nomads know to exist. These nomads worship the very nether storms that plague the land, and born out of this bizarre energy and intense faith, a chaotic god emerges. Sensing the calamity of the approaching battle of the ancients, the infant deity imbues his most trusted prophet with avataric powers and sends him to quell the forces of order and good that impede his growth. Wielding the ether touched powers of lightning, magnetism, and the ability to reverberate an exact duplicate of himself into being, Arc Warden is a force to be reckoned with.

can anyone stop madara?

legit question

>synderen's face when he could be at eu hub

>giving Madara Slark
>ever
not even le broken immortal lumber manlet can stop him

That's another heat complete. Now enjoy these ads

>singsing

Can he be a thing again? We need more qt second gen asians in dota.

Reminder

You can't keep doing this forever LD, you can't keep just throwing shitty casters and getting viewers.

Your shekels will fall from your negligence!

Based OUR GUY destroyed redditHubs, is there anything this man cant do?

You live in a world where Gabe hates fun. 2GD is literally the best personality ever to be involved with esports.

LD literally can't be stopped now Ali demands "professionalism" in all valve events to make esports more like real sports

>Alliance currently tied for last place with PR

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Blitz+Cap and Toby/OD cast in Frankfurt with Maelk+Pajkatt+Bamboe+Redeye is easily the most fun I've had when it comes to casting and panel.

make something that is fun to watch

why don't you switch to joinDota or thegdstudio if you don't like my hub, huh?

>you'll never demonstrate your functional strength to soe by having her put her butt on your back
why live 2bh

The only wat to get Alliance back on track is to make Loda dump his girlfriend, shave his head and feel like a man again. How do we do that /d2g/

Did anyone bet against Alliance?

>syndstack get void + invoker first phase

are the cucks actually going to get btfo by a washed up caster?

Alliance going to be 0-3 soon. feels good

>alliance vs synd stack
whoever loses should be embarrassed

So after a very lazy search this morning, I can't find who TNC lost to.

Anyone know who TNC lost to or somewhere that has decent matchup coverage of all the Regional Qualifiers?

Joindota is a mess and gosugamer only has W/L and not specific who won against who.

Where's the 2GDHUB?

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

liquipedia you dumb cunt

jesus fuck using JD or gg for any fucking thing in life just kill yourself

Literally casted "The Play" and "Alliance are doing it"

What big games does Tobi have that can even compare ?

liquidpedia
reddit

the gd studio is practically dead at this point, in terms of dota anyway. RIP.

you have to go back

>washed up ti winners
against
>a guy so shit he was almost replaced by a pubstar
>a guy who went to NA and failed, TWICE
>a guy so shit he resorted to casting
>2 literal whos
Nah its all on alliance if they dont win this one

h-h-he casted TI4 ....

I've been out of dota for like 2 years, what are these plays? what matches?