ITT: We post like it's 1914

German here. Our glorious emperor Wilhelm won't stand for any bullshit from these slavs.

This joke is really, really out of mein kampfort zone

Its just Balkan niggers chimping out, who cares?

>joke
What do you mean? I'm legit pissed off at the Serbs.

Bongland doesn't have the Negroes... there is no group of universally oppressed people. The minute DuBois starts saying Revolution it's stronger than any bong leader

Oh, Jew!

French here. Germany genuinely thinks we'll withdraw our troops from the border and allow them to destroy our forts.

>911
I don't know why, but I feel that this will be significant in the future.

*time traveler arrives*
just checked it, It's not, a few Americans died in 9/11/2001 but nothing noteworthy.

Do you know old boy, I've an aawfully funny feeling that the lamps are going out all over Europe and that we'll not see them lit again in our life-time.

Home rule when?

WATCH COPS WITH OTHERS HERE watch2gether.com/rooms/35bc9er81y6g0xtb

Argentina is on his way to be a world power in a few years
I mean what could go wrong? Impossible

#Justice4Franz
#Pray4Austria

You conspiracy theorists keep saying there's going to be a world war but there's no evidence at all, can't wait for you faggots to shut up once this austria business cools down.

>implying the great powers care about shit happening in the balkans
This'll all be over in a week

>thinking Indian will be free anytime soon..
Get on with your life poo da loop

independent Poland very soon

> hey faggot, aren´t you coming to Paris? it will be over in a few weeks

Them Krauts man, it's always them Krauts

> mirin my mobilization plan?

WHAT IS THIS MACHINE .

ARE YOU PEOPLE TRAPPED WITHIN? .

HOW DO I FREE YOU? .

r8 my latest project.

That's a top-tier mustache you've got there man,
Could probably use a bit of trimming on the sides, though.

There'll be peace and prosperity and rapid progress everywhere, except of course in Russia, which will always be behind-hand, naturally

I'm getting drafted, boys. just received the letter in the mailbox. Mama's been crying for hours and my pops shut in his bedroom. It'll be okay, I hope.

What's wrong with you user? This'll be a short and glorious war! Your father should be glad to be sending his son to fight for king and country, unless he's a damned anarchist, or worse, working for the Huns.

Don't worry, it'll be over by Christmas.

You and literally everyone else, welcome to the club, hope to meet you in the battlefield

decades of corruption from the two biggest and only important parties.
feels familiar, doesnt it...

oh shit lads, the brits are distracted, our time is now
SINNNE FIANNA FAAAIL

Come on Brits, go and fight the Hun, we've got your back!

srsly lads how fucked are we?

I heard that Polen might become a nation as a result of this war. I-I don't want to lost Prussia l-lads.

>tfw these retarded monarchies are fighting again
>tfw we can just sell weapons to both sides without giving a shit
Living in America is paradise, I'm really glad we won't get pushed into this debacle by shipping attacks or any shit like that.

You're time is coming, hamburger patty.

r8 mine
it could totally work

>tfw got drafted
>rejected from volunteers for being a manlet
j-just let me tag along lads you don't have to give me a gun

Try to join the navy asap. I hear it's much safer than the front lines.

wtf I´m supposed to do with this shit
and what´s the shovel for

>can get drafted into volunteer divisions but can't join
This shit still happens

Excuse me, kraut, but they're called Liberty burgers now. Same with Liberty fries, hot dogs, and Liberty cabbage.

but you said that if we helped in the war, we would get home rule and dominion status :(

>but you said that if we helped in the war, we would get home rule and dominion status :(
Oh you will, but not until I'm old enough to grant it to you.

Russian here. Some of the other man have been reading a book by some kraut. They all love this crazy eyed manlet and are talking about revolution. What should I do?

Underrated post

Just ignore it man. These things never actually lead up to anything. If you're really that scared, just come over to America. We've got plenty of room.

>being this much of a traitor

What's his name? I've been hearing about some Marks guy for a while.

Hey guys. I' a truck driver for the army (Deutsches Heer); my regiment was just sent a whole bunch of these things. What are they?

I am sure it will blow over

fuck sake Eoin just go to and suck cock there already
more like Homo Rule amirite

Just found this outside our camp. I'm gonna take a piss on it.

My squadron just received several of pic related. Wat do?

Where do you put the bayonet?

There's an attachment that goes on top of the wing and over the propeller, thus allowing for a fixed bayonet while keeping the propeller on the machine.

You look like a faggot, lol
t. Jew

Just chew some cordite and pretend to be sick bro

I've lost my Tadzio has anybody seen him ;_;

You Jews have been a problem for a long time, with your parasitic ways. I hope that your rights are one day suppressed. However, if you balls of grease and hair do ANYTHING to ruin this war, I will do my best to see you not only removed from Europe, but from the face of the Earth.

Agreed. I have a brilliant idea for a new pesticide, if you'd like to hear about it.

i cant wait to see the up to date moving picture

Wow it sure feels great not having any Jews here.Now I will go fuck my white wife

Feels good being just underaged lmao. 17, you fucks are going to die and ill turn 18 just after Christmas. :)if you ban ill just go to another telegraph office.

Btw Frogés arent white

>its another episode of fighting in a war we didnt start

eternal austrians

Pedos get out Reeeeee

>home rule

Our Empire will last for a thousand more years, Be proud of being part of something bigger than your petty nationalism

Brits can't even build an ice proof ship, let alone a thousand year empire.

A fucking joke.

They'll never catch on. Replacing horses? Hahahahaha.

Your sins

Tsar here, srsly cousin, y do u gotta declare war on me, I thought we were friends Cyka Blyat

Also, anyone have tips on how to put down a little rebellion?

THE HORROR

WHAT FRESH HELL HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT?

Who /cavalry/ here?

Perfected my sword drill btw. #unstoppable.

Ottoman brothers, this is our chance to be relevant again! There's no way Germany could lose!

...

Too soon you homosexual

Eh, the war will be over by a few weeks at best. I bet that I will be home by Christmas!

I just joined up! But shh, don't tell the mods, I am actually 12 (5 months). Boy I am excited to fight for my country, it will be great, I bet I would make mother proud!

Pic related, its me.

Savage burn.

Oh my another """"""""""royal"""""""" was shot. Royalty is a meme and no first world country will give a shit.

FUCK THE BOCHES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1870 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE

SERVIA ? WHAT'S THAT ? YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T CARE, LET'S JUST FUCK THE KRAUTS UP, THE RUSSIANS ARE WITH US

t.average Frenchman after 40 years of revanchism

kek

underrated

>serbia
>a real country
Serbia is just the product of slavs that have been raped by turks too much LMAO

Kraut here, I love this new cough medicine but I can't seem to stop itching my skin. Am I doing it wrong?

I can help you

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

DERTOG
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Thanks m8 now I'm itchy AND I need to inject some weird oriental powder every hour to stop grinding my teeth. Why don't you go smoke another "cigar", you raging sodomite?

Pic related, it's me.