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Is EG done for the day?

i like how vultur had to play the 3 best NA teams in a row their first day

poor jungle monkeys

are these fucking players seriously doing every damn thing to ruin the predictions? is it like fucking subconscious?

>reddit effectively reducing the number of NA teams in TI6

FUCKING BASED

Does it feel like TI5 all over again to you yet?

It's happening lads.

And even more so than you think

>Teams are going to fall for these qualifier honeypot strats and inaccurately prepare for zai riki and universe tide

PPD playing everryone like a fiddle

>FDL losing as usual

LITERALLY our guys

Carry Abby only works against a team with two supports with no hard disable. You spend early game diving on supports that can't stop you from killing them and snowball or you're fucked.

How do you stop false promise octrine radiance alch

literally 400 hp reg

Arg Dota is still shit regardless of whichever team they play.

they play FDL the set after this upcoming one.

This is what Veeky Forums does to you

I wonder what reddit's up to!

Tusk's ingame name was literally Negro you mouthbreather.

FIRST BLOOD! ___________________________

>Pick carry abbadon
>Lose

was Tiago wrong all this time? how will he recover? Portugal will fall out of the euros tonight aswell

>E-EG WILL LOSE IN QUALS
>S-SO WILL SECRET

LMAO YUROKEKS

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

beesa playing the feeder

EG has a TI-winning lineup with Zai and Universe, why would they lose in the quals?

Secret vs EG finals would be the best. The ultimate fuck you to reddit for implementing these shitty roster locks garbage. They effectively destroyed the skill level of Dota by forcing bad teams to stay bad for months.

>beesacucks

HOW TO FIX ETHEREAL EBLADE IN 6.89:

>STR and INT increased from 10 to 15
>ether blast cooldown when cast on non-enemies reduced from 20 to 14
>instead of dealing 2x primary attribute+75 as magic damage, ether blast now deals 2x primary attribute+1.5x the sum of non-primary attributes as magic damage (i.e. before magic resistance, a morphling with 50 STR, 150 AGI, and 50 INT that uses ether blast would deal 450 magic damage instead of 375)

T. BALANCEPRO

>that dire team composition
>batrider cs

yeah fuck off with your triple digit mmr games dude

>le ebin super-effective rosterlock idea
>NAshit given as many qualifier slots as other region
>dogshit battlepass
>cosmetic skins that completely change the hero aesthetic and make it look like other heroes
>game turning more league of legends with every patch
Valve really is losing it

Thanks

>Chips and dip
>Ti6 qualifiers shitposting
>lights off
>blanket

Who /comfy/ here

d-don't w-worry guys d-drinking b-boys with d-defeat eg

CHOTTO MATTE

at worst they'd get 2nd due to a hiccup on CoL or DC

there's no way they lose in double elimination bo3s

LEISURELY

AT ONE OR MORE POINTS DURING THE REMAINDER OF THIS THREAD

POST YOUR BLITZEN

Hey guys, I noticed Cucks for Life got 3rd in bracket 1, but I don't see them in bracket 2. Did Mike give up?

this ones old, show us something fresh

Why are EG and (to a lesser extent) Fnatic both incredibly good teams despite the rest of their region being horseshit?

At least Europe has a larger pool of consistent players.

>we leave the EU
>UK Dota wins TI6

what can stop us lads?

top fukn kek Swindlez. Colon gaming is getting btfo by lit whos atm and you suggest EG post BuLba might drop a game to you?

I'd be in, but this doesn't feel like a qualifier for the best tournament ever.

3 decent teams dumpstering a bunch of tier 7 shitstains and forced 1000 matches instead off a good schedule.

cud actually b gud

>8 out of 15 players in the top NA teams are europeans
what a cucked continent
NAcucks on a suicide watch

omg is this the new d2g pepe???
awesome i missed that meme so much :D

when's next EG stomp

I like watching them

One of them is an honorary American

ya him and mason didnt want to play again
the only one left on cucks in qualifier #2 was Mario

EU dumping all of their muslims in London as a "parting gift"

>Valve really is losing it
The game has been hijacked by the US government but valve would have probably done the same

Reminder dota is now some sort of weird social experiment project designed to come up with something to compete with china's new gamified social network thingy

A MAN WITH NO NAME

OUT FOR BLOOD AND GLORY

NA AND EU WILL CRASH AND BBURN

tfw europeons might finally win a TI this year

can newb and eg stop them?

there's only one brit in the team

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

beesa on da garry
:--DDD

beesa sucks

Will this void ever build damage?

our boys MVP will

it only takes a single shitstomping to make them better than OG.

>Beesa going for the no damage despite being the only carry build.
Overrated garbage from d2g yet again.

>not only did NA cuck EU's only good team (Secret), they taught them The Law Of The Honeypot

>meanwhile OG/Liquid take over the role of TI5 Secret

>Valve works in a "hmph, only 9 inches?" line into the comic

beesa top networth most kills least deaths and losing
meanwhile CCC feeding

Why the fuck does NA get the same amount of qualification slots as EU? They've made it clear that they don't invite by region quotas, why have the qualifiers that way?
I don't buy for a second that this is actually what's needed to "grow the scene". How about more local tournaments? Automatic tournaments (to solve the issue of needing a tournament host, for which you need investors/sponsors, for which you need viewers, for which you need good teams)?
Having one cobbled together NA team come last at TI and then disband after does not help grow the scene.
They're just cheapening the value of their own tournament, for what? So redditors won't scream about muh roster lock scene growth NA starcraft koreans etc and so on and so on

I just arrived. I take it the games are going too well for some of you?

>FDL
>Losing

SECRET UZBEKISTANI CHINESE SLEEPER AGENT

post some unshopped blitz laughing pls

Why does NA get any qualifier games at all?

Invite EG and let that be the end of it

I'm sorry /d2g/,what is beesa playing again?

>Euro redditors thought they would be punishing EG
>They ended up just giving them more practice
Fucking idiots

...

beesa, playing the adc

reddit ruined dota for everyone

>SWINDELZZ

Based fucking Beesa

LMAO SWINDLE

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

BEESA

PLAYING THE CARRY

ROFL
THE SWINDLE PLAYS

holy shit that was a fun fucking ride.

COMPLEXITY IS SO FUCKING BAD HOLY SHIT

HOW DOES NA GET SO MANY INVITES?

Faceless Void

>Become Antimage with a Chronosphere
>can not lose anymore

Don't forget, they're setting themselves up to counter honeypot strats that EG will never use during the main event

I think at least one is okay. That way you don't rule out the possibility that a dark horse arises and shitfucks everyone like à la CDEC, and you're not entirely saying no to the NA scene.
If there was a decent team in NA (aside from EG) it would rise through the qualifiers, and if it does well at TI, THEN do I think that it should be considered whether NA maybe deserves more slots.

>SWINDFEED

>decent team in NA

lol, EG sucked up literally the only talent NA had

Reddit didn't give Valve permission to invite EG

are they talking about prostitutes

>7 teams
>80% of the teams are still bad

Just give the spot to DC and EG already

grass

Classic Pos 1 enchantress. Game winning. If this was pre-nerf enchantress, holy fuck the tides would turn.

>Best NA team losing to iron talon jungling desolator Lina

How come Terry isn't on this team with Beesa?

HONTRASH GETTING BTFO BY FUCKING BEESA

LMFAOING IRL RN LADS