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Fuck off, hateanon

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This might come off as weird and random but I was thinking of writing a Goosebumps-styled story of FNAF seeing the recent news of a book series.

I want to make this story as Goosebumps as possible so what should I put in?

It's already in the POV of the main kid but what are the other attributes of a Goosebumps book?

No explicit gore, for one. Good luck with that one, Edgelord.

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These might help. One thing I've learned from reading Goosebumps as an adult is that R.L. Stine often padded out chapters with unnecessary clutter. Characters repeat dialogue. The kids are distracted by some random thought or event. Sudden twists appear which are immediately revealed to be fake-outs. Those sort of things.

Butt coming soon. Stay awake thread!

what kind of butt

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Write it in as little time as possible. R.L. Stine really cranked them out

Mam, I miss Toy Bonnie.

Like using a shape to take a chunk out of another one?

need more booty

Seems someone here thrives off of the bitter taste of mediocrity.

I'm pretty sure "mediocre" is just another word for regular, average, mundane, and what we're witnessing here is far below average.

Okay, here is a sneak peek of my second FNAF related story. It's called No Strings on Me (A.K.A if FNAF was a Goosebumps story). Reader Beware etc. etc.

>I had no idea what my little sister saw in that puppet but it was her favorite, the plush toy of it was the first one she ever got and she even went as it for Halloween last year, a girl version of it with a dress but you get my point. She would always be near it too, The Marionette was stationed at the prize corner and would hand-in prized for tickets in return, even if she doesn't have any tickets she would go there and talk to it, as if it would actually talk back, she actually got in trouble for holding up the line once which is why she's now only allowed to go there if she was turning in tickets. Like I said, she was obsessed with it for reasons only heaven knows. The Marionette was the definition of nightmare fuel, it's black leathery skin was almost scale-like, it was the same stuff those jackets greaser's wear were made out of, it's painted clown-like face with those silver eyes deep in it's sockets made it look like it was wearing a mask and that voice... holy cow that horrible voice. It was so... sardonic and it had an echo, a freaking echo!

Tell me if it's Goosebumpsy enough so far.

It's been a long, long time since I've last read a Goosebumps book, but it looks alright.

>songs that you'd add for the Toys to sing

>little girl's interaction with the puppet
Color me interested

Guess what? Chicken butt.

Please continue this, that was a good read!

You're very easily amused. I'd need at least a page to curb my nostalgic desire for bumpy gooses.

Bit of a question guys, would springtrap be considered Gore?

pastebin.com/vN8DFxeF

you can consider him tuna

I would say it depends on the pic or story he's featured in.
Like maybe if it was him in the process of being sprung or right after he jiggled the springlock, got sproinged and is just a barely twitching body on the ground.
If he's shown as the rotten rabbit people know and love shambling around then no.
Gore isn't my thing so I personally have no idea and am just throwing thoughts around.

Oh well then. Booru.

Tablet pen failed, will ask for requests on Monday. No thicc memery.

I think I hate you now.
fucking thickfags

That's a fat rabbit.

user, no! It's a trick, your hatred only inflates his ego!

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This isn't thick or 'thicc'. This is fat, and Ace assumes it as such. Good on him

hmmmmm...!

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Who's this donut steel fag?

I honestly have no idea. Posted sometime in the thread though, so probably during that "favorite animal and fetish" animatronic thing.

You have a severe case of Jimimitis

Honing your whit are you?

I've decided to show another sneak peek of my story and what I have so far, this is a scene where the main kid is spying on two employees at Freddy Fazbear's. Reader Beware, your in for a scare!

>"Don't tell me to calm down Vince, we used to make at least ten times that amount, we are LOSING money. I thought that stupid cartoon show would be making us some money but that studio is losing profits too, The animators are striking for crying out loud!" The man said as he spun around in his chair, pinching his nose. "It's because of everything that's been happening to this company, I swear it's like God himself is conspiring against us, first it was that incident with that kid at the original location, that poor kid got his head crushed like a grape by the Fredbear animatronic, I'm surprised we even managed to get off the ground after that!".

>My eyes widened in horror hearing this, someone died at this "original location" when did that even happen? I wanted to run away and tell my parents but my morbid curiosity made me stay where I was and told me to continue listening in.

>"Well, first of all that wasn't even the company's fault, some worthless punks shoved him in Fredbear's mouth thinking it would be funny plus by the time that happened the other locations were being opened, besides the kid's alive ain't he?" Vincent said with not a lot of concern for this kid.

>"Well yeah, but he's in a coma now!". The man named Scott said turning back to Vincent. "Doctor's said he's missing his frontal lobe... whatever that is." I rolled my eyes, really dude? I was ten years old and I knew what a frontal lobe was, it's the part of the brain that determines rational thought and some other junk.

I almost thought it was Tracy Rex, but yours sounds more likely.
Lizards and maids. I can't remember if there were any lusty argonian maid jokes.

It's rough being Oracle. She takes great pride in her skill as a mechanic, having done so for Them for a long time and getting to put those skills to good use with helping maintain FazScare's. So it gets really old really quickly when the valued customers keep mistaking you for a Scarer.

Or just stare at your ass. Same difference.

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well then she shouldn't be wearing daisy dukes. I get she's glad to have an ass again, but seriously

Just write a story about Phillip fucking either Oracle or 2 already, for fuck's sake.

Did her ass just speak?

Things like daisy dukes really fit Toy Chica when it comes to alternative wear.

She's perfectly fine with Phillip or the crew getting an eyeful of her. It's almost flattering seeing humans getting hot under the collar over a sculpted robotic body like her own. She's well aware she was built with prominent t&a factor.

It's when she gets called to do work in the halls when a light shorts out or a vent isn't working right during scare hours and all the drunk teenagers start hassling her that she gets annoyed. She's a qualified mechanic dammit, not a Scarer and not a hussy.

Someone already did that, though. I like to tease ideas and encourage thirst and see if other people are able to get thirsty enough to take swings at it instead for the most part. Most of the PhilOracle fics out there are FAR better than what I could write of the two anyways.Saying NOTHING of all the extremely good art BB and Snax have done involving lewd Unit .2's and Oracle.

I wouldn't be asking you if I wanted other people's material, you slippery chucklefuck
Not to mention that it's a request more moved by being attached to the characters than an actual desire for erotic material.

Try having Vincent say Scott's name as a way to introduce him so you can avoid the awkward "the man named Scott said, turning back to Vincent"

youtube.com/watch?v=tE--aSvBn0I

Any Duran Duran song.

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That reminds me of the episode of Ghost Stories with that little girl who had a heavily-hinted to be sexual relationship with a rabbit demon.

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Tell me where this is from

Now

There's only one solution
Dear god, Step One was 13 years ago.

And it's still a great series.

Damn. Usually I love these kinds of stories, but it's not funny when someone else has to pay for a /b/tart's natural aversion to common sense.

I'm sorry but does she have no common sense!? Assuming this happened I mean

Turns out, there are sociopaths all over the place.

epic screenies, bro

Don't worry, I have enough for everybody!

And then they're gonna be vague about what happens after midnight and the kids will be curious and investigate, I'm guessing?

Robots in pampers

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Nah, their butts are just oily.

I know, but from the way he drew it, I always thought it looked like they were wearing diapers.

I thought pampers was a brand? Don't you mean diapers?

>pampers
Okay, I'll stop posting these.

I clearly said diapers. Pampers are a brand of diapers so I thought it would count.

Thank god he is dead. It probably sounds awful, but knowing that he's no longer among the living makes me feel so much more at ease.

So who else is celebrating this fine Saturday night

What in our glorious and delicious savior Freddy Fazbear did I just read

>Pamperchu
>dead

Any source on that, user?

D E L E T
T H I S H
T H I S I
T H I S S

Celebrating what?

That it's saturday, and you're not dead yet ofc

encyclopediadramatica.se/Pamperchu
He's like CWC, except for Pokemon instead of Sonic the Hedgehog.

He's not dead, he just caught cancer.
Speculation insists he got it from either his diapers or his sugar daddy.

I am: I've got enough beer and pizza so I can get drunk while watching shitty 70s kung-fu movies. It's the best pastime ever.

Ehh. I'm sort of looking forward to death though.
I think it'll be a good transition from where I'm at now.

Are there more screenshots of this calibre of stupidity? That got a laugh out of me, it did

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I think I've shit up the thread enough as it is. Just google 'pamperchu' and you'll come across the ED article, several /cow/ threads, and a whole bunch of other nobodies commenting about him.

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What was it?

You know, archives are a thing

That's the spirit
Are you ok user

Don't encourage more blogposting

I'm with that user, but more out of a morbid curiosity of what it feels like that actual suicidal tendancies, unless I'm off my meds.

are you doing okay too user?

Thoughts on femfreddy?

Dying's no fun. Your body gets real cold, your head gets real muddy, and there's a feeling of impending doom that you can't shake.

Shut the fuck up, Bonnie.

Not enough of them

Fireden's being difficult

Depends, is it you, Servo?