/nintyg/ - Nintendo General: Supreme Gentleman Pige edition

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bpussy

>you will never cum in link's fat butt
why live

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eShop games? Runbow, ASA.

>Recommending X/Y or OR/AS
But they're easily the worst (single-player) pokemon games. You're better off just playing Pokemon Showdown for free.

Well said /vp/.

>easily the worst
lol
It's like you haven't seen 5th gen at all.

You mean D/P and R/S

(You)

Man the 3DS doens0t have a lot of good games coming out

Is N2Elite a good way to pirate amiibo? Is there an online source for the Amiibo tag data?

Whefre is Metal gear solid snake eater 3d? Or Rayman Origins?, Super street fighter 4 3d?

amiiqo is a really old meme here, there's no point in pirating amiibo
In the Others section.

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boy what
>dragon quest x2
>smt 4 a
>monhun gen
>pogeyman
>ztd
>lego star wars maybe
>yogay watch maybe

please i have amiiqo blacklisted stop trying to get around it

they're all bad

>no

>amiiqo is a really old meme here, there's no point in pirating amiibo

Explain. The device is real, not a meme. And what do you mean there's no point? Nintendo keeps giving me more reasons to steal Amiibo.

>please i have amiiqo blacklisted stop trying to get around it

You guys are fucking serious.

>You guys are fucking serious.
amiiqo shitposters had literal autism
if you were around when it came out, you'd be sick of it too

SO what's in Canada?

There's a reason we have a disclaimer in the OP /b/ro, it was one of his old memes. Also we kinda have an old rule to tell people that pay to pirate to fuck off so...

If there's a cheaper method, clue me in. The Smash bros series alone is like $600.

me and my fat butt

i'm 99% sure there's a way to print off amiibo or some gay shit
what do i know, im just a pig :-3

N3ds vs n3ds xl? Which for semi large hands?

xl if you have anything other than baby hands and don't care about cover plates

If the cover plates don't matter to you, go to a store and try the ones on display.

But you're a dude.

I'm sure there's also "handles" for the N3DS

>generic JRPG
>not-pokemon JRPG
>YET ANOTHER monster hunter
After ORAS I don't have a lot of faith in sun/moon, but I'm still excited for it.
>escape-the-room flash game but 40 dollars
>another lego star wars
>pokemon but even more casual somehow
I admit that my dislike of the upcoming games has to do with my taste in games, but it's still not a lot of good shit.

Cover plates are cool, but the N3DS xl is a godsend for people with big hands. Plus it just looks nicer.

Super Street Fighter 4 isn't bad, it's a really good port that's somehow still active online

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>it has monster collecting, so it's not-pokemon!
that's literally the only similarity other than being a turn based rpg
also smt is older than pokemon

this is literally hot glue

Fair point, but if you're not that interested in JRPGs it doesn't really matter anyways.

no it isnt

source is my cock

bless u

How would you tell your parents you're gay /nintyg/?

By groping my dad's crotch

call the below poster over and pound him in the ass in front of my mum

By inviting them to your place for dinner and then telling them after dessert.

That's why I would do if I was a homophonic.

did he finish inside or outside of you

Inside his mum.

>ZTD
>Picked blue side up
Welp that was a short game.

So is there any way to make Skyward Sword not look like a jaggy mess on an HD TV with actual hardware?

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>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENIN

how are you guys spending your satuday?

shit posting on ink
playing splatfest

Coding.

>PLAYAN
nothing really, maybe some ace attorney - justice for all later
also waiting for 999 to come in the mail because I've been putting this series off for years
>WATCHAN
Good Eats
>LISTENAN
Love - Forever Changes

fappan to pic related and pretending she's a boy

also
>people unironically bought tokyo meme sessions
mama mia it's not even worth pirating

>PLAYAN
Street Fighter V and TMS #FE.

>WATCHAN
CEO 2016 Killer Instinct and Guilty Gear top 8

>LISTENIN
Eurobeat

>playin
Currently I'm going through Strider, Fire Emblem Fates, Dark Souls 1, Robotbot and a whole bunch of emulated beat em ups

>watchin
Classics I have never seen and finished like Jaws and Fistful of Dollars, and a lot of martial arts movies. for animu I'm watching old mecha stuff like spt layzner and want to watch the new season of soma

>listening
weird foreign 50s and 60s music, been going through international music, pretty fun

>TMS #FE
>maybe watch broad city later

Pretty good saturday

Is the guy on the right in porn?

>PLAYAN
Tokobot for the PS2. It's a bit frustrating; the camera makes some puzzles and plattforming hell, and enemies take too many hits but, it seems short and it's pleasant I guess, getting stuff right is satisfying and I enjoy the cutesy robot designs.

>WATCHAN
Eh, nothing really. Sitting on a pile of old ass /m/ animoo, wondering what to watch.

>LISTENIN
SilvaGunner quality rips.

Well. I love /m/ shit, I love Kirby; seems like a winning combination. It's just, I dunno if paying full-price (2nd hand barely knocks off 5 € for me) for something that I know it's going to be underwhelming is a smart move. I'll try to keep collecting impressions without spoiling myself.

>It's a very boring tower defense game.
Meeeeh, Dillon is bad, and Tower Defense on top? Too bad. I love Vanpool and its sister's companies so I was curious about it. Now I'm glad I didn't pick it up during the eshop sale.

>I dunno if paying full-price (2nd hand barely knocks off 5 € for me) for something that I know it's going to be underwhelming is a smart move.

This really, triple delux was fine but underwhelming and also quite short, I'll wait until they have this one on sale for the next e3 or holiday. FPS drop in a kirby game also makes me pretty upset.

Yeah, I don't know how they fucked that up. They did put a lot of visual shit, so maybe they just said "Well, we already did the graphics and it only happens sometimes, maybe it'll be fine".

anyone else think we should limit /nintyg/ to weekends? I think it'll make it a lot better (though I also think we should stop doing it at all)

I personally don't have a solution. Clearly, there's not enough to talk about. Especially since Megaman and Zelda got a general. I come here for Kirby talk, because the kirby general failed to take off (though I bet it could nowadays).

There's a lot of Nintendo games I like. But I don't have anything to say about Crashmo or Boxboy or hell, even Mario 3D World other than "I like this game".

I don't understand why anyone thought there was going to be a female Link. Nintendo never really made any overtures in that direction. Seems like something a handful of people started wishing would be true, then convinced themselves would happen because they wanted it so badly.

I am sad that apparently, we don't get to name our character in Breath of the Wild. I know that's a stupid thing, but I've never named him Link when I play those games.

Probably because of the voice acting.

Although Final Fantasy X and Star Wars TOR managed to find ways around that, as did Skyrim. I guess we'll see why he HAS to be named Link when the game comes out.

new advance wars when

#keeplinkatwink

>new advance wars when
silly user, you'll just have to wait until AW x FE gets announced for the NX!

I don't know why we even need voice acting. I get that people rag on Nintendo for not getting with the times and all, but I'd be fucking down for Animal Crossing or Banzo Kazooie talk in Zelda games. It doesn't matter to me.

>days of ruin x awakening

pls no

I would love a female playable character in one of these games, but I understand it doesn't match their vision and would maybe be too much work so my hopes are in check and have no problem whatsoever with their decision.

But I Still hope LoZ someday goes the Pokemon route on m/f main characters, having them cross paths and whatnot. Or even better: give the next Zelda the Majora's Mask/Galaxy 2 treatment and give Linkle her own game. I can only dream.

I wish Hylian was a made up language like they did in Klonoa with the Phantomillan. No dubbing into English necessary. Issue of the customizable character name made easier to circumvent. Otherwordly, fantastic atmosphere reinforced. Lore enrichened. Perfect.

Maybe you should be the one that should stop existing.
Normies think Zelda is an RPG and RPG = character creation of course.

see people are very rude in these threads and every other post is the bitcoin poster, pige or xcx guy, limiting this all to weekends would make it better, and like said nintendo games are just not very discussion-inducing, they're just fun to play.

they don't want female link, they want attention, if they had female link they'd go on to why no black link or why no japanese link or fat link or whatever. I do agree that link should have selectable gender but honestly its just not important to the actual game so I don't bother complaining.

>PLAYAN
Fallout NV
Constant threads in /v/ brought me back to objectively best 3D fallout
A little bit TMS #FE and Factorio
>WATCHAN
Prison school
My sides are in orbit
>LISTENIN
Sound of summer rain
Shits comfy

>>PLAYAN
Memelee and danglin grandpa
>>WATCHAN
watched some divegrass
>>LISTENIN
Maybe I should listen to something other than Memelee's OST
You can filter pige and bitcoin/xcx is the same person and his posting style is so easy to tell apart you can ignore him. But it's pretty obvious you're new here so you could just leave.

>filtering pige

man I really hope the next fallout game is developed by obsidian, nv is so much better than both 3 and 4 it's not even funny.

I've been here since before the generals were split but I only stop by when I get nintendo games, this is the worst general by far, probably related to nintendo having no games and even if you filter baddies, people eventually reply to them, I seriously don't even know why you're trying to attack me instead of acknowledging the general is garbage (its still garbage irrelevant of how "new" I may be)

Unfortunately the main talented developers who worked on fallout NV are no longer working with obsidian, so even if obsidian decides to works with Bethesda after the jewish trick and faggotory of Bethesda in fallout NV the game wont be as good as fallout NV
It's truly a sad tale

I seldom come to this general unless a new game just came out or I have a question related to one of the sytems. Seldom if ever does someone answer with something useful and I watch a bunch of stupid shit get posted until I give up and leave.

Honestly not sure how the general is still even up.

Hopefully the NX will bring some life back to Nintendo. I love my 3ds and play plenty, but you are better off finding threads for the game itself on /v/ than coming in here.

>people defending tripfags and namefags in an anonymous imageboard

wait what's wrong with pige
he hasn't been memeposting THAT much lately
and we don't even know if bitcoin guy is babt

This
No one bothers to answer questions and instead of trying to be useful people shitpost to bump the thread
The ratio of shitpost and memes to actual discussion is something about 20:1

pige is a faggot
babt is investing in bitcoin but I sometimes suspect there's another guy on it too.

Fucking hell google there were no more numbers what did you want me to click

this is basically how I browse this general and likewise, I don't know how it still exists, it's like there's some autist who just really, really wants there to be a nintyg. My questions do get answered whenever I come in though.

>NV will be the last good fallout game
>every fallout 5 to 9 will keep shitting up rpg elements
>they will all run on gamebryo even though they make millions they could invest in a new engine.

>pige is a faggot
That didn't really answer my question. I don't care much for him myself but he's alright sometimes.
Why complain about him and not Gor? Looking through the thread, their post quality is about the same.

Maybe you gaylords should come more often and answer some questions too.

>it's like there's some autist who just really, really wants there to be a nintyg.
that's mostly raniel

>pige is a faggot
this

also this

why are you implying we don't? at not point did we say we're shitposting too, I contribute were I can, even if we don't its obvious that the general's quality is low, some posters do what they can but there's just more rude posts than nice people.

mamma mia guy are you here

>suddenly ninty dies
nice

How do I get better at Melee if I can't practice with people

netplay??

>he thinks this is an anonymous board
>he doesn't understand this is a hobby board website over any meme culture