/nsunsg/ Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

Would /nsunsg/ a root girl if ya know what I mean?

Someone in the last thread wanted this translated. I could've sworn I did this already but I can't find it in my archives so here we go.

>Hinata: Yes, Hima-chan, it's my boob.
>Boruto: Yeah, that's good huh, Himawari... Drink as much booby as you like.
>sfx: koso... (whisper)
>Boruto: Even though mom's boobies were mine, huh... Ahh...
>Naruto: ... If you put it that way, then before you were born, they were dad's.
>Boruto: ... Eh?
>sfx: fuu... (sigh)
>Naruto: Ah... nah, it's nothing.
>Boruto: Boobies are nice, huh.
>Naruto: For sure...
>Boruto: But soon Himawari wll outgrow boobies! Then mom's boobies will be mine again!
>Naruto: (Hahaha...) There's not a single man who outgrows boobies.
>Hinata: What have you two been talking about? (Heheh...)
>Boruto: Mom's boo...
>sfx: doyaaa (sparkle)
>Naruto: Hinata, your boobs... are the best in the world.
>Hinata: G... geez...! What're you saying in front of the children, Naruto-kun!?
>sfx: kaaaaa (blushing)
>Boruto: (... Wha... what the heck...?)
>sfx: iraa... (anger)
>sfx: suuun (depression)
>Naruto: Why're you so bashful, Hinataaa?
>[It was then that Boruto understood the meaning of the term "being lovey dovey."]
>Hinata: B-because... you suddenly said something weird!
>Naruto: I just said the truth, didn't I?

I would damn near every female in Nardo, the only exceptions being a few particular old or gross ones

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>then mom's boobies will be mine again

>he wouldn't Chiyo

>Muslims surveyed in 10 out of the 16 of the countries responding that suicide bombings and other violence against civilians is "never" justified, though an average of 38% believe it is justified at least rarely
>38%, almost half, believe that terrorism is justified

That's actually pretty surreal. I didn't know that.

>oversee trade negotiations and look menacing
>trade negotiations
>menace

Was someone watching Star Wars?

I'd imagine Root girls would be easy to take advantage of due to their autistic lack of social skills.

You could convince them that it's just something people do when they become friends.

ninja/space taxes

The players are not phantoms. I DO need to watch Episode VII though.

One of them turns into mist, that's kinda phantom like.

you don't, its shit

If I can handle Ep 1, I can handle Ep 7.

There is one phantom. A phantom in the rain.

this it's genuinely shit. Phantom Menace actually had some really good moment and the soundtrack still gives me goosebumps, VII is devoid of anything worthwhile. Sure, watch it, but there's no point.

>I DO need to watch Episode VII though.
You already did

Not memeing or trying to be contrarian here but I don't get the hate for prequels. Sure, outdated CGI, but really the only problem I can see is the story isn't good. Not like original trilogy had an impressive story though. Lucas nailed the art-style, the cast is great and acting good, and soundtrack is just as memorable as OT.

you seem kinda scared since they "terror" you
at least your way of thinking
think of what "terror" means in first place
creating and spreading discord and fear among population, reducing will, lowering morale and national unity, causing hate towards others and own goverments through harming and destroying civilian and its infrustructures

and they are achieving their goals since Great Britain is already left EU, and other countries will follow eventually.
This happened due lack of good leadership and foreign policy, and also due to internal enemies that wants to destroy the whole continent

Know your enemy and its tactics, and counter them well, otherwise they will defeat you...

>terror you
its a label applied to subhuman mudshits who wage war not people who scare me retard

So, in a move that resulted in Waniko yelling "I FUCKING KNEW IT", the four shinobi decide to assist a trader they met on their way to the Land of Wheat, who said he'd pay them if they escorted him to the border. In a move nobody foresaw, except apparently Waniko, it turned out he led a bandit gang, and is now demanding their money, weapons and other such things.

>eu
>good
lmaoing rn hahahah (the ha's are me laughing at you)

Due to Iraq and Afghanistan wars muslims became revanchists, like during Greek war of independence and Balkan wars where orthodox christians massacred and deported muslims because Ottoman empire supposedly "Oppressing" them

TFA is much, much better than PM.

Yeah, I fucking hate /tv/'s stupid contrariarism (they've been shitting on the movie since the first trailers just because it had a female and black main characters) and actually went to see it with no expectations, yet the most exciting I felt watching it was while hearing the opening crawl music again.

I wouldn't call it worse than Phantom Menace but TFA was completely unmemorable, it lacked any kind of good action scenes or character moments , it's climax was a worse ripoff of Episode IV's and it relied too much on killing off Han Solo for cheap shock value so people would talk about it, not to mention how it undoes everything that happened in the end of the OT just so there can still be conflict with the new Empire led by hologram Sheev and not-Vader the jobber.

I remember more fondly watching Fury Road again on blu ray the following day than watching TFA for the first time on Imax.

I know it's pure cheese but this is the best lightsaber duel to date. Also best song after Victory Celebration in Return of the Jedi.

I know Phantom Menace has highs and lows but at least it's not all bland and mediocre like Episode VII. There's just no point watching VII, no memorable dialogue or music or fights or visual effects or scenery.

Exactly this, although it was kind of funny for a while when they starting shilling prequel trilogy as some artistic masterpiece

The acting actually is incredibly bad, at many times (I didn't fully realize the scope of George Lucas's shittiness at directing actors until I watched Leon the Professional, and realized that Natalie Portman gave a better performance when she was 12), but my favorite Star Wars movie is actually Revenge of the Sith. As for VII, it managed to invalidate everything that happened in the OT; the Empire is still around after 30 years, and the biggest accomplishment of Luke, Han, and Leia is that they managed to spawn these new OCs who are actually important. VII is the first Star Wars movie without a single memorable song; the prequel soundtrack was damn good.

Same goes for them also they see west as barbarian terrorists who can do everything for the profit.
As the Kebab poet says;(Western) Civilization is Monster has got nothing but a one tooth left
im not saying EU is good however disbanding the Union without even trying to reform and let europe to disintegrate, are the one of the goals of the durka durkas and certain people.
Also it might can cause "Soviet Union" syndrome

forgot to link the video youtube.com/watch?v=yHqdESArkqU

Been a while since I've seen 2 and 3 but yeah, I do remember Natalie Portman being a bit dry and boring. The unnecessary memes about how shit the dialogue and acting is can be a bit silly, Hayden Christensen wasn't that bad.

I still enjoy Episode 1 the most out of prequel trilogy. 2 is complete garbage, 3 is ok (good if you like Sheevposting).

thanks TL user

1 and 2 had too much build-up. 3 was a constant rollercoaster in terms of both conflict and general pathos, with Yoda vs Sheev and the Battle on Mustafar ranking as top tier fight scenes.

Kishimoto is actually a big Star Wars fan, btw, but unlike nardo, the prequel trilogy actually did manage to sell Obi-Wan and Anakin as brothers.

youtube.com/watch?v=v_YozYt8l-g

youtube.com/watch?v=v_YozYt8l-g

Truly we are blessed.

But in cultures where people walk around nude tits aren't really sexualized.

So the kids finally made it to the border of the Land of Wheat. Like pussies, rather than fight the bandits, Renya barged the leader aside and they made a break for it. Probably a smart move, since there was a hidden archer who would've been taking pot-shots at them throughout the fight.

>and then I cut his arms off, quickly followed by his legs and left him there - a stump - surrounded by burning lava. He was a good friend.

No way. It's just dumb flips and shit, devoid of emotion. The battle in Return of the Jedi is much better.

Yeah I wasn't really sold on their friendship, but it wasn't all that bad, either. What I really didn't like was how they made anakin so butthurt about qui gon's death. Like, he knew the guy for a week when he was less than ten years old, and then spent the rest of that time with obi wan, then shits on him and compares him to qui gon because he's so sad? I don't get it.

> you were my brother
> I loved you
> so I'm gonna watch as you burn to death, rather than kill you and spare you incredible amounts of pain

>Roses are reds
>Violets are blue
>you were my brother anakin
>I loved you

Grey jedi Qui-gon, who bought him out of slavery and whose meeting with him was the biggest turning point in his life, had more in common with Anakin, and would have been more likely to side with him against the council, and Obi-wan made himself out to be a brother, rather than as a father or authority figure.

Return of the Jedi is my favourite by far and I know it's a cheesy fight, but it's not fair to say it's devoid of emotion. A lot of it is up to the music, but there's a huge sense of urgency throughout the fight and it hints at something bad which is going to happen (and this pays off). If not the best lightsaber duel in the entire franchise it's obviously the best in prequel trilogy.

6>5>4>1>3>2=7 (shit for different reasons)

Post Naruto characters that share your birth day.

;_;

...

why do you want to know my birthday user?

no characters were born on April 1st
tokubetsu-jounin.net/birthdaylist.html

>2 dead characters
>one literal who
it doesn't look good for us, guys.

>And he was a good friend.

Well, we had to call it quits early due to one of the players needing to duck out. Not bad for me, since they made some unexpected decisions, and as such, I now need to throw away about half of the mission (or find a way to work it in). Tsuka, the head of the family they're protecting, offered to pay them extra to perform some counter-sabotage against the Kotsuka mill while they're in the meeting the next morning. The goody-two-shoes shinobi decided against it, and are gonna wait to see how the negotiations pan out first.

>Hinata and Lee are the only characters in Naruto's age group younger than he is
Some slight pottery, maybe? Also this should've been a sign that NH was endgame. Nips are so sexist they can't handle a dude shacking up with an older lady. Even by a few months.

>Kishimoto is actually a big Star Wars fan,
It shows

Well, at least you share it with Bart Simpson and the Weasley twins.

That list needs to add the next gen kids, though for some reason we didn't get Bort's

where do you get information on character's birthdays?

Reminder to join the /nsunsg/ Discord discord.gg/Nwbup

Lee is a year older

>No one born on october 9th
ok

There was some website that collected the birthdays of all/most animu characters.
Why? Because Japan.

Oh shit, I completely forgot somehow.

Then Hinata really is the only one younger than him. Full-blown pottery it is.

Would they regard Shikamaru as a loser for hooking up with an older woman?

>Nips are so sexist they can't handle a dude shacking up with an older lady
Temari and Sakura are both older than their husbands, Temari at least by two years.

The character info that came in the magazine with the first chapter

do you get Shounen Jump delivered to your house? Or are you a Jap?

There are none but Fugaku is the closest

Shikamaru isn't a loser, he's just whipped as fuck, being dominated by a tsun tsun older woman. It's a joke. Because his father is whipped too so it's some kind of curse I guess.

Also SS relationship is just fucked up in general so I don't think anyone cared/noticed.

> he's just whipped as fuck
Oddly, I don't consider him whipped, as much as just too damn lazy to get into an argument. He doesn't kowtow to Temari, but just goes along with it because he's too fucking lazy to do anything. Hilariously, I feel like would just piss Temari off even more, which would lead to Shikamaru being even more apathetic, until they both crack, send Shikadai to Inojin's place, and have makeup sex for eighteen hours.

Someone that gets them posted translated the character info and it got posted here and in /a/ a few months back.

I can't get the archives to work to find them.

Jesus, they are all nearly the exact same age. What the fuck does anybody being a few months older or younger than anybody else has to do with anything?

>"ZOMG Naruto is older than Hinata!!!! that is absolutely pottery and it shows that their wuv was always meant to be even if she was older I would be wanking instead over how she is the older presence he needs to guide him into the future"

>I can't get the archives to work to find them

Nevermind found them:

1/2

Bonus Chara Profile Pages

新企画ページ

New Project Page

BORU-KURA

(Boruto Section)

第1回 1st Issue

フレンド紹介

Introducing Friends

第1回の今回は、ボルトの同期で特に関わりの深い面子を紹介していくぞ!!

Now for this first issue, let's introduce the close-up faces of his peers that he's especially close with!!

UCHIHA SARADA

誕生日:3月31日

好きな食べ物:紅茶系の味のもの

嫌いな食べ物:トマト

趣味:読書(歴史物、ミステリー)

Birthday: March 31st

Favourite Food: Things that are based on (black) tea flavours.

Hated Food: Tomato

Hobbies: Reading (History, Mystery)

Boruto Comment:

たまにオレにつっかかってくるメガネヤローだ! 火影になりてーなんて、変わったヤツたってばさ…

This girl with the glasses pesters me every once in a while! Things like becoming the Hokage...she's a peculiar girl 'dattebasa...

MITSUKI

誕生日:7月25日

好きな食べ物:スクランブルエッグ

嫌いな食べ物:ウロコのある動物の肉

趣味:データブック読書、カードゲーム

Birthday: July 25th

Favourite Food: Scrambled Eggs

Hated Food: Meat from animals with scales

Hobbies: Databook reading, and card games

Chou-Chou Comment:

なんかあちしに気ィある感じなのよね…マジカンベン!

To me, he somehow gives off an unsettling atmosphere...I'm really sorry (about mentioning this)!

2/2

NARA SHIKADAI

誕生日:9月23日

好きな食べ物:刺し身、水茄子

嫌いな食べ物:ほうれん草

趣味:将棋、ゲーム(シミュレーション), 昼寝

Birthday: September 23rd

Favourite Food: Sashimi, water eggplants

Hated Food: Spinach

Hobbies: Shogi, simulation games, taking afternoon naps

Inojin Comment:

ゲーム強くて、あんま勝てない…あと寝坊しすぎ!

He's resilient when it comes to gaming, but I can't win too often. Afterwards he sleeps in way too much!

YAMANAKA INOJIN

誕生日:12月5日

好きな食べ物:チーズ、たこ焼き

嫌いな食べ物:脂身

趣味:絵を描くこと、ガーム(FPS)

Birthday: December 5th

Favourite Food: Cheese, Takoyaki (fried octopus balls)

Hated Food: Fatty meats

Hobbies: Painting/drawing things, first-person shooter games

Sarada Comment:

え…?うん…絵が上手だよね。あと毒舌らしいけど…私特に言われたことないから、よくわかないな…

Eh...?Well...He's skillful at drawing. But he's got a sharp tongue. Since we don't particularly talk much, I don't know much about him...

AKIMICHI CHOU-CHOU

誕生日:8月8日

好きな食べ物:大体なんでも

嫌いな食べ物:ほとんど何も

趣味:食べ比べ、TVドラマ鑑賞

Birthday: August 8th

Favourite Food: Just about anything

Hated Food: Just about nothing

Hobbies: Eating contests, and appreciating TV dramas

Mitsuki Comment:

秋道さんは目立つから、どこにいてもなにしてても、すぐに分かるね!大丈夫!

Since Akimichi-san stands out...no matter where she is, or what she's doing...you'll immediately know! But that's fine!

And here is the source.

>all muslims are subhuman terrorists
>implying they aren't

>Then mom's boobies will be mine again!

>caring about the real world either way

>doesn't mention Bort
wait a tic

Bort gets his profile in an earlier page along with his two dads

But it's just stupid bullshit like
>"He is Naruto's son"
>"He is a genius"
>"He has a complicated relationship with his dad, the hokage"
>"He is totally different from Naruto"

Nothing about birthday, favorite food, hobbies or other character's opinion on him.

Here is the translation anyway with the moon runes removed so it can fit in one post:

Inheriting the Legend [Naruto]――

The New Era [Boruto] finally begins!!

Peace arrived in Konohagakure Village.

The curtain rises upon the the story of this new boy!!

Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke brought forth peace to the ninja world over a decade ago. Naruto became the Nanadaime Hokage, and governs Konohagakure Village. Naruto's son is an active genin. Uzumaki Boruto is the main character of this series.

Main Character: The Nanadaime Hokage's Son,

Uzumaki Boruto

He's the son of Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Hinata. Unlike Naruto's younger days, Boruto is clever; One aspect of him is that he's a genius as a boy ninja.

It'll be different from my father's lame era!
Team Konohamaru's genin in mid-action!!

The genin on Team Konohamaru include Uchiha Sarada and Mitsuki, who form a Three-Man-Cell (with Boruto) to complete missions. On one hand, Sarada aims to become the Hokage, while Boruto....?
He's overcome his hatred; As Naruto's most formidable enemy and rival, and the one who understands him the most...!!

Naruto's rival, Sarada's father:

Uchiha Sasuke

Sasuke used to harbour hatred towards the world, and was even going to cause a revolution. Now, he's a man who sustains the ninja world from the shadows. For the sake of a certain mission, he doesn't return to Konohagakure Village very often.
Nanadaime Hokage: Boruto's Father

Uzumaki Naruto

He even used to be a mischievious boy, but now he's the symbol of the village as the Hokage and the father of two children. However, his relationship with his son Boruto doesn't seem to be going well...!?

From being the village's number one dunce, to the village's number one ninja...!!

「NARUTO」の世界から、新たなる「BORUTO」の世界へ!!物語は次ページより開始!!

From the world of 'Naruto' to the new world of 'Boruto'!! The story begins on the next page!!

That doesn't tell us anything about him like the profiles of his friends.

One time me and my mom were on this plane and there was some old Muslim lady on who didn't have a ticket so they escorted her off. She then went right back on and back to her seat. She was refusing to leave and holding up the plane. Eventually over the loud speaker a female flight attendant said "if you don't get off right now we are going to remove you by force". After that she got up and walked off. I'm not the type who profile Muslims but was stilled scared the entire flight that she left a bomb on the plane. I kinda felt bad for her since I think she had dementia.

Where was that? How can you even pass security check on an airport without a plane ticket?

It was somewhere in the US i forget where. I think had missed her previous flight that was at the same gate and some how slipped by the people checking tickets at boarding.

MITSUKI
>Hated Food: Meat from animals with scales
Of course he isn't cannibal
>Hobbies: Databook reading, and card games
A true /nsunsg/ autist

10/10 would hang out with him

>what is Jadids
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jadid

>Bort wants to play vidya and do other things normal kids do
>Orochimaru's autistic trap spawn wants to read databooks and play fucking cards
Why are they friends again?

It's safe to say that while you can find perfectly peaceful and 'decent' muslims, their religion is fucking evil, as was that warlord and alleged prophet whom they regard as the most perfect man to ever exist, despite shit like him having a six year old wife.

welp, too bad for them the whole half of the continent has been set back hundreds of years to barbaric rock throwing goatfucking sandniggers

I think Mitsuki would be the most fun to hang out with desu.

Funnily enough, the 'peaceful' Muslims are the 'radical' ones who eschew the teachings of their holy book. The ones who murder gays are the ones who are following their religion.

you didn't had autistic best friend user?
i know i did
i was the autistic one ;_;

Hey now, he didn't fuck her loli cunny until she was 9, showing great restraint and piety

Mitsuki stalks him because he learned from dad/mom that there is nothing better than molesting young geniuses. Bort tolerates it because he is kind of an attention whore.

I don't think Inojin and Shikadai like Bort very much, they seem to consider him "that kid"

Also I think I remember they used to allow people to go through security to drop people off at the gate even without a ticket? Before 9-11, anyways.

I think Inojin and Shikadai were pretty decent mates. They just didn't like that he cheated his way to the highest level in the game.

So, I guess we'll just continue with Sarada being the most interesting character, then. Never thought the day would come that I'd want more panel time from an Uchiha.

>I don't think Inojin and Shikadai like Bort very much, they seem to consider him "that kid"
His parents are fucking loaded though so they always go to his place to sleep over.

In fact, between always being pestered for money, being told how hot your mom is by all your friends and how cool your dad is, I can kinda see why Bort is such a curmudgeonly little cunt.

>Falling for ebul Prophet meme
Arabs were always like to do sick shit they are durka durkas in general whether they are islamic or not
before islam was a thing they still done durka durka stuff like burying their daughters alive and shit
i mean cmon they slaughtered almost all Prophet's descendants after first 4 caliph's era