how the fuck does the scout scattergun barrel hold 38 shells?
Ayden Robinson
What records did you have your eyes on?
Christopher Green
why does the demoman only reload 4 pipes of the 6 his grenade launcher has?
Thomas Gray
first for platonic friendship
Evan Reed
...
Jacob Ramirez
so what am i supposed to do with all these now
Carson Price
The demolitions man is a drunkard. DRUNKARD!
John Reed
>still playing TF2 >not playing the superior Battleborn
Isaac Smith
>*Rocket jumps behind you*
haha! maggot where do you think you're going?
ive been waiting a long time for this...
>*loads the original* >*tips gunboats* >*Shoots your feet/ground*
heh.. nothen personall, maggot
Isaac King
nice post
Alexander Price
>can't open these 2013 winter crates that are sitting in my backcpack
wtf valve
Luke Morris
It doesn't though.
Sniper chambers a round after every shot.
The question is where does Sniper keep all the bullets since unlike the Meet the Sniper video, he doesn't pull them out of his clothes. He just awkwardly jiggles the lever if you watch him from the side.
Landon Evans
Is the soldier a smoker canon?
Logan Morales
stay safe /tf2g/
Ryan Williams
>*double jumps behind you*
haha! moron where do you think you're going
ive been waiting a long time for this...
>*reloads scattergun* >*tips lime green cosmetic* >*shoots your torso*
heh.. nothen personall, moron
Luis Hill
>soldier smoking a cigarette like some kind of sissy
Mason Diaz
STOP IT
Ryan Moore
chile strong
William Mitchell
if you put a very high weapon viewmodel you can see the soldier actually has a rocket always levitating ready to be loaded also a very awkward left hand position when using the original
Christian Cooper
>*teleports behind you*
haha! son where do you think you're going
ive been waiting a long time for this...
>*erects sentry* >*hits sentry* >*rancho relaxos*
heh.. nothen personall, son
Blake Morales
i have opened ~150 tf2 crates and never had an unusual
why
Wyatt Cruz
>he fell for the gambling meme
Cooper Anderson
>*walks towards you*
hoho! mmph mmp mmmph mmph mmmph
mmph mmph mpph mmmmph mmph mmph...
>*uses flamethrower* >*is too far away so nothing happens* >*keeps using flamethrower*
heh... mmmph mmmph, mmph
Nathan Kelly
...
Josiah Walker
thanks reddit
Ian Torres
i have never opened a crate and i have 5 unusuals
Samuel Campbell
Why are you looking to uncrate an unusual? Unless it's first gen effect bullshit good luck selling it
Zachary Martinez
kids shouldn't be allowed to gamble
Adrian Fisher
He was smoking a cigar in the Mann versus Machine trailer.
Isaiah Russell
Which is coming out first, Mayann or Competitive?
Joshua Cook
Mayann I hope but probably competitive. One of the notes in the change log mentioned internal changes and I'm guessing that's in preparation for competitive.
Jacob Martin
Yeah, I suppose. No other update needed internal changes before it hit, I believe. Also hoping for Mayann
Zachary Gomez
What the fuck is Mayann?
Brayden Scott
mayan-themed community update
Jackson Peterson
>more cosmetic shit who cares
James Green
can't wait for it to be delayed due to in fighting
Gabriel Clark
why the artstyle is dead, but this is beating a dead horse
>Wanting ugly cosmetics more than balance/optimization
The Boston Basher already exists, though.
Brandon Williams
>tf2g is one person none of these items are even remotely tf2 related either
Carter Nelson
I'm not hyped for the weapons, some of the cosmetics look nice though. This would have been better as a filler update in something like march or april though.
Luke Garcia
those are mayan weapons you half a tard pamper wearing brony
Jacob Peterson
>matchmaking
Zachary Barnes
>Team Fortress 2
Leo Walker
dotsy isn't cute
Jaxon Jenkins
prove it
Josiah Morales
>sappers can now crit and random crit >engineer has to be already hitting the building, otherwise it goes down immediately >make some additional balance changes to buildings and sappers
y/n?
Austin Evans
>Gods bliss rancho relaxo damn straight
Jason Foster
No. Spy is not the engineer's counter, he's just there to be mildly helpful when the demo/soldier nukes everything.
>posted on 2009 >when we started working on TF2, 22 years ago
holy lel
Daniel Rogers
>The second was whether you felt you were actually engaged with the person who killed you. Dying to someone you weren't engaged with, especially when you were already engaged with someone else, was aggravating. Even worse was dying to someone who you couldn't have engaged with, even if you chose to. In that case, you're very unlikely to believe you could have done anything differently to survive.
And that's why I love killing people with stickies they can't avoid. Heh get fucked.
Benjamin Gomez
you can totally avoid stickies if you have half a brain
Jaxson Young
Not when I hide them from sight they can't.
Sebastian Sanders
>know enemy team structure >listen to demo reloading stickies >let some other noob walk first >know all alternate routes >expect where stickies might be placed
even if you do blow them up once, there is no way you'll get a good player again with a sticky trap
Jackson Bennett
>about to walk around a corner >shoot rocket at the floor >stickybombs fall on the ground oh
James Morgan
they actually started working in TF2 in like 1998 lol still a damn long time, considering the TF team didnt even work at valve at that point >[Slick] I heard somewhere DustBowl is 3 separate maps in one, where the actions on one map affect another in the future. This has been a highly talked about feature for TF2, is this another test of TF2 technology or was this always possible with TF's map code? >[Robin Walker] Dustbowl is a single map. >mfw they had the idea for multi-stage maps before the turn of the century Read more: quaddicted.com/webarchive/www.planetfortress.com/interviewsPF/robin053100.shtml
Charles Green
that looks so fucking awesome tbqh please tell me how to do it
Robert Torres
>be on pub >guy starts talking to me >wonder who the fuck he is >keeps saying my name is familiar to him >my steam is literally a 4 letter word >uh ok >stomp server >leave >he adds me later >not a single message since
w-what do
do i just remove him
Liam Green
Well well welly well well
Grayson Russell
I guess you could say something to them. Worse that could happen is he says something back. Actually, that's better than nothing. Saying anything would be better than nothing. Yeah.
Brandon Morales
Will he ever stop being a source of entertainment?
Jack Campbell
/tf2g/ how do I make longer webms under 3MB without making it look like ass
Jonathan Bailey
Geel : carpet consider uninstalling tf2 carpet_salesman : geel consider u are baed carpet_salesman : lol carpet_salesman : loser
Christian Reyes
make it smaller
Colton Diaz
>93 fps tell that kike to demand some optimization next time he has lunch with his gay buddies at Valve
Nolan Cook
thanks ill try doing that tomorrow
Ryan Reyes
sup /tf2g/ looking for fashion advice since i play soldier almost exclusively, i want a decent unusual. what hat would you pair with a Fancy Dress Uniform and a Medal?
Michael Mitchell
Nothing
The more hats you add, the more shit it looks
There are some cosmetics that look infinitely times better if left unpaired
Brayden Fisher
>not serving your cat a cute little plate of food for his birthday
Jace Jackson
>Only serving your cat food on it's birthday and not every single day of the year
Fucking disgusting
Brandon Butler
are enough people up right now for a raffle?
Hunter Martinez
yep
Daniel Reed
Night night, kids
Ayden Bailey
Yes Post raffu
Zachary Lewis
Someone go buy it please
manndarin point blank kills victory kills low health kills
William Lopez
lol shouldnt have jewed out on ยข50 like that
Jose Torres
if the generic soldier helmet didnt look so shitty, I might be inclined to agree with you.
William Clark
Stock soldier is best soldier. What are you smoking?
Andrew Scott
fuck you too
Leo Kelly
ok friendo :^)
Nathaniel Hall
stock soldier or soldier stash looks pretty good imo
Robert Thomas
>TFW 4 killstreak with only 1 kill God damn DR spies. They never realize you can hear them decloak.