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upcoming patch notes leaked

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human's asshole also leaked

Post Medics for the 142rd time

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Hey, I loved the Disney Bootlegs video, too

Update tonight.

how the fuck does the snipers rifle hold over 20 bullets???????????

It's a video games, that's how.

you have to explain the scattergun first

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hello buy this please so i can buy vinyls

how the fuck does the scout scattergun barrel hold 38 shells?

What records did you have your eyes on?

why does the demoman only reload 4 pipes of the 6 his grenade launcher has?

first for platonic friendship

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so what am i supposed to do with all these now

The demolitions man is a drunkard. DRUNKARD!

>still playing TF2
>not playing the superior Battleborn

>*Rocket jumps behind you*

haha! maggot where do you think you're going?

ive been waiting a long time for this...

>*loads the original*
>*tips gunboats*
>*Shoots your feet/ground*

heh.. nothen personall, maggot

nice post

>can't open these 2013 winter crates that are sitting in my backcpack

wtf valve

It doesn't though.

Sniper chambers a round after every shot.

The question is where does Sniper keep all the bullets since unlike the Meet the Sniper video, he doesn't pull them out of his clothes. He just awkwardly jiggles the lever if you watch him from the side.

Is the soldier a smoker canon?

stay
safe /tf2g/

>*double jumps behind you*

haha! moron where do you think you're going

ive been waiting a long time for this...

>*reloads scattergun*
>*tips lime green cosmetic*
>*shoots your torso*

heh.. nothen personall, moron

>soldier smoking a cigarette like some kind of sissy

STOP IT

chile strong

if you put a very high weapon viewmodel you can see the soldier actually has a rocket always levitating ready to be loaded
also a very awkward left hand position when using the original

>*teleports behind you*

haha! son where do you think you're going

ive been waiting a long time for this...

>*erects sentry*
>*hits sentry*
>*rancho relaxos*

heh.. nothen personall, son

i have opened ~150 tf2 crates and never had an unusual

why

>he fell for the gambling meme

>*walks towards you*

hoho! mmph mmp mmmph mmph mmmph


mmph mmph mpph mmmmph mmph mmph...

>*uses flamethrower*
>*is too far away so nothing happens*
>*keeps using flamethrower*

heh... mmmph mmmph, mmph

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thanks reddit

i have never opened a crate and i have 5 unusuals

Why are you looking to uncrate an unusual? Unless it's first gen effect bullshit good luck selling it

kids shouldn't be allowed to gamble

He was smoking a cigar in the Mann versus Machine trailer.

Which is coming out first, Mayann or Competitive?

Mayann I hope but probably competitive. One of the notes in the change log mentioned internal changes and I'm guessing that's in preparation for competitive.

Yeah, I suppose. No other update needed internal changes before it hit, I believe. Also hoping for Mayann

What the fuck is Mayann?

mayan-themed community update

>more cosmetic shit
who cares

can't wait for it to be delayed due to in fighting

why
the artstyle is dead, but this is beating a dead horse

Why is soldier on there twice?

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>no weapons besides crappy looking melees that will become reskins anyway
>this is what /tf2g/ is hyped for nowadays

>he's anti cosmetics

fucking grandad leave

>literally just sticks with spikes
wow!!!

>Wanting ugly cosmetics more than balance/optimization

The Boston Basher already exists, though.

>tf2g is one person
none of these items are even remotely tf2 related either

I'm not hyped for the weapons, some of the cosmetics look nice though. This would have been better as a filler update in something like march or april though.

those are mayan weapons you half a tard pamper wearing brony

>matchmaking

>Team Fortress 2

dotsy isn't cute

prove it

>sappers can now crit and random crit
>engineer has to be already hitting the building, otherwise it goes down immediately
>make some additional balance changes to buildings and sappers

y/n?

>Gods bliss rancho relaxo
damn straight

No. Spy is not the engineer's counter, he's just there to be mildly helpful when the demo/soldier nukes everything.

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>posted on 2009
>when we started working on TF2, 22 years ago

holy lel

>The second was whether you felt you were actually engaged with the person who killed you. Dying to someone you weren't engaged with, especially when you were already engaged with someone else, was aggravating. Even worse was dying to someone who you couldn't have engaged with, even if you chose to. In that case, you're very unlikely to believe you could have done anything differently to survive.

And that's why I love killing people with stickies they can't avoid. Heh get fucked.

you can totally avoid stickies if you have half a brain

Not when I hide them from sight they can't.

>know enemy team structure
>listen to demo reloading stickies
>let some other noob walk first
>know all alternate routes
>expect where stickies might be placed

even if you do blow them up once, there is no way you'll get a good player again with a sticky trap

>about to walk around a corner
>shoot rocket at the floor
>stickybombs fall on the ground
oh

they actually started working in TF2 in like 1998 lol
still a damn long time, considering the TF team didnt even work at valve at that point
>[Slick] I heard somewhere DustBowl is 3 separate maps in one, where the actions on one map affect another in the future. This has been a highly talked about feature for TF2, is this another test of TF2 technology or was this always possible with TF's map code?
>[Robin Walker] Dustbowl is a single map.
>mfw they had the idea for multi-stage maps before the turn of the century
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that looks so fucking awesome tbqh
please tell me how to do it

>be on pub
>guy starts talking to me
>wonder who the fuck he is
>keeps saying my name is familiar to him
>my steam is literally a 4 letter word
>uh ok
>stomp server
>leave
>he adds me later
>not a single message since

w-what do

do i just remove him

Well well welly well well

I guess you could say something to them. Worse that could happen is he says something back. Actually, that's better than nothing. Saying anything would be better than nothing. Yeah.

Will he ever stop being a source of entertainment?

/tf2g/ how do I make longer webms under 3MB without making it look like ass

Geel : carpet consider uninstalling tf2
carpet_salesman : geel consider u are baed
carpet_salesman : lol
carpet_salesman : loser

make it smaller

>93 fps
tell that kike to demand some optimization next time he has lunch with his gay buddies at Valve

thanks
ill try doing that tomorrow

sup /tf2g/
looking for fashion advice
since i play soldier almost exclusively, i want a decent unusual. what hat would you pair with a Fancy Dress Uniform and a Medal?

Nothing

The more hats you add, the more shit it looks

There are some cosmetics that look infinitely times better if left unpaired

>not serving your cat a cute little plate of food for his birthday

>Only serving your cat food on it's birthday and not every single day of the year

Fucking disgusting

are enough people up right now for a raffle?

yep

Night night, kids

Yes
Post raffu

Someone go buy it please

manndarin
point blank kills
victory kills
low health kills

lol
shouldnt have jewed out on ยข50 like that

if the generic soldier helmet didnt look so shitty, I might be inclined to agree with you.

Stock soldier is best soldier. What are you smoking?

fuck you too

ok friendo :^)

stock soldier or soldier stash looks pretty good imo

>TFW 4 killstreak with only 1 kill
God damn DR spies. They never realize you can hear them decloak.

I miss the old Dead Ringer

I miss the old Black Box