/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward

I'd give her some wood if you know what I mean edition

>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
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>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
ffxivredeem.com/

>Patch Notes:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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>Previously on /xivg/

nori bp

So wood I.

>tfw just had a pretty cool but pretty animu boss kill
heh

urge to purge rising

Why is the lavender beds the most popular housing area? Is Gridania just in general the most popular faction?

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reminder to report all pissdrinkers on sight

post Putt nudes

How do you feel about tummies, xivg?

You mean I'm hi-hired?!

This one looks like it smells bad but tummies are pretty nice in general.

it's comfy. Mist is okay but the beach houses are really the only good ones and the goblet is just dull and boring.

nori gb

Take a fucking shower jesus christ

ahl you like cute lizards, i know it

What happened user?

The tummy is the most sensual part of the kitty.

What are you doing tonight, /xivg/?

Why are your posts nothing but images nowadays? The fuck happened to your deranged mind?

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Gridania has the most powerful waterwheels known to man.

stinkpost

I've got someone coming over and we're going to cook together.
However, they're an hour late and I'm beginning to get impatient.

tfw godspeed won't pound you until you're dripping with his cum

Tummies are the best. Especially for rubbing.

meowing and hugging.

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>tell someone that we're going to spend today together
>they say ok
>they stay logged off of Steam all day and don't log into FFXIV

help I'm being cucked

you are really good at this

catposting

we were fighting the second boss in uh, hraesvelgr's dungeon and this drg dropped cloud call right in the middle and managed to destroy like four of the walls and leaving us pretty boned

healer died and boss was almost dead so i popped living dead managed to kill it and had about four seconds left so i bowed and then fell over and died

was pretty neat

>finally get to 55 on all classes and make myself new tools.
Relishing in satisfaction.
Wondering how to proceed with an under-geared level 59 ALC and even worse of 60 CUL.

Jei Olivier

Stalk, find dirt.

{/pet}

The same thing I do every night.

Farm esoterics until only numbness remains.

no

fuck off

xth for sneering

Going to sleep. We'll see how long this butler code lasts after the promotional ends.

Gonna do my last ex roulette for the week.

Then on tuesday I just need 300 lore for my i230 DRK weapon.

This is my catcirl. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My catgirl is my sexy slut. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my catgirl is useless. Without my catgirl, I am useless. I must fuck my catgirl true. I must fuck harder than my enemy who is trying to cuck me. I must cuck him before he cucks me. I will...
My catgirl and I know that what counts in sex is not the loads we fire, the noise of our spurts, nor the mess we make. We know that it is the splurts that count. We will hit...
My catgirl is sexy, even as I, because it is my lust. Thus, I will learn it as a lover. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its boobs its ass. I will keep my catgirl clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will..

moon cats get it hah

So that's the psychopaths name

Testing out this beach chair to make sure it's safe for everyone.

Nice cleavage

Run roulettes alone and with long queue times cause I have no friends and play on a shit server.

ye hehe i get it

what server

MADO IS A MIDLANDER NOW??!?!?!?

what

what do moon cats get??

Moogle

I could be your expert roulette...

Beef stroganoff for lunch then two more roulettes and then I dunno probably lay around being useless.

it*

* mooncat slang for fifteen dicks

Just for a bit/a while, it's my second favorite fantasia appearance. Third would be Miqote.

Cooking with someone is the best. I really miss it.

Praying for the sweet release of death. Either that, or praying that somehow 2000 Esoterics fall into my inventory while I sleep.

>tfw can't do lewd with mado because they're not into femboys

post miqote?

Trying to figure out how to make money.

post lewd

>no big sister elezen who pulls me into her lap when I'm feeling down and pets my head while telling me it's okay

I love how you people don't pay attention to anyone if they're an elezen or whatever, but as soon as they fanta to a bandwagon race like cat or hyur, you all will immediately hop on their dicks.

rip

God damnit Elliot did you fanta already?

Sell your body. I'm sure there's a target audience for male lizards with relic.

>People sit on my lap cause I'm a comfy elezen that gives headpats.

absolutely nothing

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Approaching diapie time

Mado was a great Elezen as well what are you talking about?

rio is a cute lizard

This would be nice.

whoa please sit on me!

Stop samefagging

i like them a lot

Fuck off Aaron

Thanks.
Yes and making me envious that he can make more obscure faces work better.
pass
Elezen get plenty of attention though. If anything it gets more positive attention than the "meme" races.

poopy diaper >W

THIS MARKS THE END OF PISS BOY SAMEFAG HOUR

Refrain from posting, Aaron.

where can I meet this beautiful aura

Pull my ears and tail senpai
I've been a stupid cat

>Static member with 240 gear that has zero (0) materia in it

This would be it

I'm not into some things but I'm usually still pretty open nonetheless as far as situations go outside of a few never-evers.

I think it's more because I'm usually my mainstay Elezen appearance, so changes are usually a special occasion (and temporary).

Balmung

Pearl Lane

Only for a little while.
I ain't THAT desperate.To be honest I do want to be obnoxious with the relic shouting "LOOK I DID THE THING".

>triple wyrmie

Lord.

He holds a part time job as a urinal cake, check the Ul'Dahn public restrooms.

Playing other games with bae.

>Lion tail
Oh god yes

eh
that hair + skin color is ruined by spidercat

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When do you usually come online? I haven't see your alt online in like a month.

pls

C8butt.

Post practical gear packs for practical adventurers

Pardon?

being bored as HECK atm

Go to sleep

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its a paks same fag episode all over again

Are you about to pelt me with an extra noxious fart?

There is no pack in this picture

Which craft has the best looking crafting outfits?

When are we gonna get married?