/owg/ Overwatch General

>It's a forced 50 episode
>all of your team mates are literally retarded
>one guy bitching about how he has 3 golds
>on a team that is literally shit

The medal system is cancer. The "gold medal" should be a fucking participation medal at best.

Playing this game was so hard, now I can just let my turret kill people or beat the shit out of people's kneecaps with my hammer
SEVENTY
FIVE
DAMAGE
PER
SWING

I have seen double reaper in every single game I have played tonight and I am salty as fuck because of it.

Can Reinhardt kill someone using his dick? He's a big guy.

>learn tracer's right click is her shift
>become unstoppable killing machine in my third go as her with this new knowledge
>50 elims, 2 deaths
I do sure love balanced characters :^)

>grab ur popcorn

>Roadhog

>Five years apart
I guess when she was 14 and she was nine but the height distance is still way too much
Also the amount of headcanon yuri googles needed for this is disgusting

>Defending Hanamura
>You see this
what do?

Mine used to be riptire, but most people blow that up before it even gets close to them. I'd have to say breaking it down as Lucio is pretty satisfying, especially when you amp up speed boost and rush an objective or block out an enemy ult.

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Close but no, and only because these two actually have interactions

>all this Mercy/Pharah posting

>tfw fan shurikens at head level and watch tracer run into them

youtube.com/watch?v=9yGTKrYYfB4

you gotta BELIEVE!

Winston.
Trash mouse.
Indian curry bloodbath.

>symmetra
top kek

I alt-tabbed and when I came back my screen had all this extra information it. I had to play an entire KOTH match with it or else I would have gotten penalized for leaving.

How do I get rid of it?

>Reinhardt
>Roadhog

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>announcer
but athena is a computer program

>winston
you were doing so well until you said that

>Torbjorn

You know, I wanted to ship Reinhardt with Torbjorn. Bulky old men. But they can't fuck, Torbjorn would die horrifically.

So Genji/Reinhardt and Mei/Reinhardt it is.

Post Genji

This game is fucking fun. Like, every game today has been reasonable and close. I wonder if the MMR is getting better.

Also, I can't Roadhog worth a fuck and yet when I face him, I get hooked out of the sky and murdered. What the hell.

I usually play Mercy, Lucio, Pharah, so that might be why, but hell, even when I am a tank it can really wreck me.

Wow I had no idea that M2 did that, thanks for the info.

Now I have to go to settings and fuck with other bindings now.

>playing widowmaker
>mercy buffing me
>missing every shot
>start feeling bad the mercy could be helping someone more impactful instead

do mercys know how often you kill when they are healing/buffing you ?

and?

Have fun tomorrow when matchmaking gives you a hot dicking and you get shit stomped 12 games in a row.

Tjorbjorn can suck a cock real good though, I imagine. They could be one of those old gay couples who doesn't do sodomy, but loving handies and blowies.

Why is torb turret getting nerfed on console only? Playing only on PC I really don't understand what about consoles would suddenly make him super more powerful.

Gaze into the Iris.

>Zarya

I don't see a problem here

like she doesn't totally have a cortana-esqe sexy techincally-naked girl hologram somewhere

Too wordy.
Rename it "healing as Zenyatta.png" and put the critical logo and an orange overlay on Carl!McCree.

g.e-hentai.org/g/944879/798f1ab192/

Mercies judge you hardcore. For everything. When I am Mercy, I have two enemies, my team and the other team.

The turret can aim faster than a console player using a controller can. Torb has a 70% win rate because of this

>I'm level 150
>we lose
>some fag on my team starts bitching that I sucked and didn't carry him hard enough
>have 4 gold medals
Why do people like this exist?

Console players can't aim fast enough to properly deal with torbs turrets so the current meta is 3+ torbs on every defense team which is basically unstoppable for them.

Jokes on you, I know what that comic really is. Saved it yesterday

Aiming with a controller in overwatch is hot garbage
Auto aiming turret pretty much shits on everybody

>Vore

I hate soloqueue so much. Every game is a retarded struggle, and the PoTG is some guy on their team doing nothing after I get a hilariously good 4 piece

High Noon

>Matchmaking placed me against shitters who are too stupid to realize that winston, mei, junkrat, roadhog, mccree, and torbjorn counter tracer.

>Tell allies that they need to stay in sight of me if they want their healing
>remind them several times
>tell them to come to the door so I can heal them if I'm coming to them
>get yelled at for not healing people and blamed for why it took so long for our pushes

Well if you'd just Goddamn listen! It's not like Mercy was going to do any better with these idiots.

Top tier post tbqh user

Yeah. in a 1v1 scenario winston wins (assuming she doesn't have full charge) but you can't fight 2 of symmetras at once.

>people thought this game would kill league of legends
lmfao

>start overwatch
>lose 5 consecutive games
>stop playing overwatch
It's been like this for the past few days. My win rate has gone from 54% to 48%. When is my turn to have fun, Blizzard?

>I have 4 gold medals
that means literally nothing unless your gold medals were Healing, objective time, damage done, and whatever else

I feel you dawg. I was playing Koth today and got a legit quad kill using my ult as 76. I killed 3 people on the enemy team who were all using their ults at the time (reaper pharah and a mei) and didn't get potg. Didn't even get a card despite getting 4 gold metals. Our team lost of course. Feels fucking bad.

This. If I don't hear some tickticktick going off alerting me you're actually hitting someone, I abandon you and go elsewhere. Your Mercy was a shitter if she stayed by you, especially a sniper.

No one thought that. This isn't a moba nor is it free

Roadhog is pretty easy to get used to. It's pretty much all in the hook and learning how to stay alive despite being a slow piece of shit.

Proper hook usage is just a matter of experience. Pretty much anything you catch aside from another tank should be dead in one shot, and you'll shit on most tanks anyway.

Honestly, when played intelligently most of the time the only thing Roadhog has to fear is Reaper.

I'm glad the games forty dollars because it keeps at least a moderate amount of mouth breathing shitters away

When you make friends and play with them, or stop caring about your winrate and just focus on having fun in the games

I'm so sick of people bitching about their winrate in this general when maybe 1 or 2 of you tops, ever, will be a pro player

And if you're bitching about your winrate because you don't have a preset team to run with, it ain't gonna be you

damage done, eliminations, objective kills, and objective time.
He was ourRein who never held his shield up once and died boosting at the payload.

considering Mercy gets an assist if the person she's healing gets a kill, yeah bro she knows.

Also nice to know you don't play support.

>"gg ez"
>"sorry about your ____"
>that guy gets shitter shoah'd as fuck
>goes on a crusade trying to kill me
>he dies every time
>"lmao owned"
>"????????"
>"wow u r bad"
>he explodes
>"HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU KID"
>"YOU'RE A FUCKING TRASH REAPER
>"ITS A SHAME YOU'RE GETTING CARRIED"
>"KILL YOURSELF"
>report him for harassment

White symmetra skin when? I want to be the very best, but not if it means being a curry nig.

I'm just surprised that Mercyx76 shippers haven't showed up yet.

I landed about half of the hooks I threw and even when I did, people didn't die. It was sad. I don't know what the fuck was wrong with me.

The only decent hooks I had was a Mercy and in the middle of it, the enemy Roadhog hooked me. I just can't seem to hit shit with the hook, which is weird because I know it is hitscan.

1,310.

See that number? That's how many people are playing Battleborn PC right now. That's around 500 more people than usual.

Progress isn't instant, it's a gradual climb. All we gotta do is keep a little faith and keep on. It's gonna take a bit but. It'll get better.

Your days are numbered overwatchtards

>Jared Leto's Joker
>not The Crow

baka desu fampai

>get into a 6 man party with RL friends all of which are pretty mediocre or downright shitty
>get put against team after team of MLG pro premade pub stompers

T-thanks. Really promoting team play here blizzard.

Dad76 is a lot more entertaining.

>Reinhardt
I nearly spit choked on my water

winky face

I hope your game does well. I am a bit sad that it had to come out around the same time and get shit on left and right by people expecting it to be the same thing as OW.

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Which one of you retards is this

none of that shit is at all funny or interesting.

there hasn't been a single good bit of fanmade content for overwatch, it's amazing how bad a creative community it's attracted.

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epic bro

I can't believe you just personally confirmed you have autism and elitism in the same breath

you sound fun and like you go outside a lot

>My opinion is fact

>typical hanzo ult.webm

Why is she so perfect?

Practice one shots on bots.

Bots in general aren't great practice, BUT since it's just a matter of making their health disappear, it's fair game.

Find the spots that work and stick to aiming for that area, adjusting for head position.

>it's a reindhardt boosting away episode

Honestly, I've think I've been killed more by not being able to see through Hanzo's ult than actually getting hit by it.

I swear that ult is used more for fucking my vision than killing me.

I'll admit the porn is good.
But the rest of this shit you shipping faggots have made is just terrible, like everything else you people are on about.

>current year (+61)
>India has finally become world super power
>still cannot into loo