League of legends lolg

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first for Katarina
best girl
:3c

>Been playing since Season 3
>Still no waifu

I don't get it. I mean I'd fuck all of them (even Jinx and Rek'Sai) but I don't feel particularly attached to any of them.

How do I take the next step to becoming a disgusting degenerate?

New and on OCE, anyone wanna game?

Leona is best girl

fuck you riot, every game is either carry super hard or get shit on

Draaaaaaven (is the best)

doubles name my new smurf, will play it to gold at least
hard mode: try to make it creative/clever/funny (Kindred Surprise for example)

explain this shit, trash top build, trash support, typical big ass ego yas going in for "the plays"

holy shit i just played poppy for the first time since rework. memes aside she's so fuckin' kawaii and incredibly fun to play

low elo, that's it

>feeding jinx who did worse in every way to yas
>that yi build
you're bad either way

can subjugate be parried?

>It's a "Your Team Shitpicks and Feeds Their Asses Off Before Coming Mid and Tries to Take All Of Your Farm" episode

>Thresh got sweper
>you dont

?

yes

Everything can be parried. EVERYTHING.

Hey man, I think you just need a hug.

>playing norms with champ I wanna learn
>lane opponent has a skin
>instant anxiety

wew this Graves hero is pretty unstoppable

I need to go to bed I'm actually kind of tired. I did much better with Kennen than I have in the past though. I think I'll keep playing him. I've been looking for a midlaner anyway. His waveclear is suspect though. Plus it was nice to take a tiny break from the Shyvana spam.

what do you build on him

>it's a legendary or rare skin
>You stomp him

Even a bard ultimate

Yes, Fiora having the right stance can block a literal santa balloon god from freezing you in place with time magic.

>Playing Kennen

All that sympathy I felt for you... Gone.

xth for Cute Vi

The One and Only Vi Player on All Veeky Forums Board !

Best girl.
Best belly.
Best wife.

Honestly I can accept blocking Bard ultimate, it's parrying fucking SUMMONERS that blows my goddam mind.

Exception being First Blood Teemo, like 90% of the time they kick ass.

all the items are in the screen shot
sold swifties for tri lategame then I sold red smite warrior for 2nd ie

would get a whisper item if they have a lot of armor instead of ghostblade

>mfw I'm ascended Jhin and I one shot the enemy Taliyah with my 4th shot

THROW ANOTHER ROCK YOU STUPID MARY SUE BITCH, GO AHEAD. SAY THAT FUCKING LINE AGAIN.

xth for love

That cat is really puffy, my friend.

what does the symbol on the bottom left mean

what does it feel like to be loved?

I saw a Draven oneshot a Taliyah once. Not Ascended. He literally took her from 100-0 in a single auto attack.

>Surrender vote failed 1/4

legacy

Legendary and legacy you got something good if you like it

But I got a neat skin shard for him and everything I just wanted to mess with him before I said fuck it and blew dust on it. It's either him or Annie.

I don't know if she's a Mary Sue but she isn't exactly a winning personality.

Legacy Skin
Firefighter is cooler than Dragon Trainer.

You have to be a turbo autism to play teemo, so yes

Throw anotha rock!

>santa balloon god from freezing you in place with time magic.
I admit it. I laughed. 10/10

where the butterflys at kooba ?

aw man

i was gonna convert it for a lissandra skin but now i feel obligated to get it

>I don't know if she's a Mary Sue
>Taliyah was always different from the other kids in her tribe. The Shuriman teen was stronger and bravier than the others
Me neither user.

I played Taliyah the other day and had a Draven crit me for 15000 damage. Yes that's three zeroes. No this was not URF.

Quite nice, actually.

Which Lissandra skin?

Program

i like the eye that pops up when she ults

>12/0 Draven with 200 cs at 25 minutes walks mid
>one-shots our Ahri
>allied team agreed to surrender 5 to 0
Never again.

...

>She was different by being stronger and braver

I still think someone accidentally put their league fanfiction up in place of the actual Taliyah description.

Sweet Yisus, don't let them write league porn.

It'd probably be like...

"And the hot shyvana licked quinn's hot pussy. It was hot because it was juicy. Azir watched his two demacian captives as they openly fucked in his throne room. It was hot."

it's on you user if you play more Lissandra than Tristana you should get the skin, if you redeem the firefighter skin and you don't even play her it's gonna feel empty

Being shit at controlling her powers kind of disqualifies her from true Mary Sue status. She is obnoxiously SPESHUL though. I actually think she's moderately fun but her Q is one of the shittiest feeling spells in the game. It may deal a lot of damage but I fucking hate being locked into casting that shit.

Oh, that's a pretty damn good skin. I'm biased and really like Firefighter Tristana, and it being so rare I'd be understandably hesitant to scrap it too. It's your choice though. I mean I have the skin so it's not like it's a big deal to me. Hell I scored Alien Invader Heimerdinger and unlocked it like a retard. Heimerdinger is one of the shittiest and most unfun characters in the game. Literally BadVenomancer.

>Peeking areolae
Sona might be shit but that picture scratches some itches. All we need is some armpit action and we're in there.

>"And the hot shyvana licked quinn's hot pussy. It was hot because it was juicy. Azir watched his two demacian captives as they openly fucked in his throne room. It was hot."
ironic LOL pornfic when?

>mfw I just played a game where I stomped on Draven and finished the laning phase 8/0 with both bot turrets down

If I saw that happen on my team I'd die laughing and probably close league for the day

>ywn rape Sona

...

>Pick Sion
>Say brutish shit in chat
>build a Cleaver, Rav Hydra, and a Ghostblade
>get tanky after
>fed as hell
>get a Quadra kill
THE POWER TO CRUSH YOUR WORLD

AND EVERYTHING ON IT

>eing shit at controlling her powers
Did you read her story, she then train with Yasuo and almost learn to control his power with little no effort and can controlling your powers dosen't actually disqualifies you from been a Mary sue, a mary sue can be shit and trated like a perfect person by her world look at Felicity from Arrow.
>She adopting one of Yasuo quotes and life style feel so much like a protagonist from some anime

If he gets a Ghost Blade, Zeal item like RFC, and an IE early enough, he will one-shot your squishies.
He just needs to crit.

When you're alone, you know someone is thinking about you.

When you're sad, you know you make someone happy.

When you're at your worst, you know someone thinks you're the best thing in the world.

It's important that it's all the other way around, too though.

It's summer so probably in the early stages of their life cycle.

>Sona's armpit

I didnt knwo i needed this in my life, anyone got some !?

>ywn get Sona Preggo

The wendigo screencaps, for that one user.

There's some good ironic doujins out there like "Gragas' Needlessly large rod" and stuff.

>Then abandon her to raise your rape-baby by herself

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Taliyah is pretty much someone OC in the league

>been playing adc for a few games now
Literally how can there be ADC mains. Everyone just dives you everyfight. So frustrating, I love playing Jinx but fuck this makes me feel so powerless.

the trick to jinx is getting fed enough to where if they dive you you kill all of them.

>Sneak into the backline and try to burst Draven down
>Get critted into a fine red mist
Why does that nigga hurt so much god damn.

I am a strange person, there is no end to my degeneracy.

>Die as Sion
>Get a quadra kill just punching people

That's one of the positives about Sona and Ahri in the first place.

The bizarre thing there to me is her training with Yasuo, a swordsman with wind abilities, to learn how to wield earth magic. I'm typically hesitant to use the term Mary Sue anyway but she's not a very compelling character.

>get to promos
>lose 7 in a row
>play each game worse than the last
i'm now 0lp. wat do?

I think Riot got lazy with her. Like they did so well with lore the last few champions they just said "fuck it" this time.

Take a break

kill self

that build on yasuo...

Has a gutting for no fun allowed shuriman been announced yet?

Yes

He's officially cancer now, riot confirmed

I'think Taliyah is poorly written and her story end abruptly or rather dosen't have an end. maybe they will continue her story and expand other champions lores with her like Malzahar

To be fair, Jhin's been more interesting as well. Even Taric and Aurelion Sol.

Taliyah's got nothing though...

*a foul unwashed stench reaches you at the same time you hear a low rumble from something large moving towards you*

WHERE ARE MY BUFFS?

*belches, bits of creeps dangle from the sides of his mouth above his triple chin*

WAVECLEARING IS THE TRUEST TEST OF SKILL

*farts, likely shitting himself*

THE ORDER IS GIVEN

Can anyone give me some jhin tips?
Haven't played since he was released so I could use a build path and just some ideas on when it's bad to pick him

Any chance I could get a link? On mobile right now

>tfw i will never see the Kalista pasta again

BUFFS WHEN !??? ;_;

As someone pointed out a couple threads back, she's only shit at controlling her powers when it doesn't matter, so it's not really a downside.

It's like a magical girl being "so clumsy XD," and tripping all the time, but she never trips when she's actually fighting.

These pastas are the worst thing to happen to /lolg/. Tied with overmeme taking alot of shit away.

after 2 loses, take a break and play normals or leave it for that day and try again the next day

I'd buff her alright. Buff her right in the pussy.

And azir is one of the worst things to happen to league.

Thoose pastas are shit, dont make me post some real good ones nigger

you're the worst thing to happen period.

Are there any actually decent fics?

I've been spoiled by evangelions large number of actually good fics and communities with rec lists. Every time I get bored and look for league fic, I read the first sentence of a couple stories, then close all the tabs.

I'm partial to Frocto's work, you can find most of his stuff on Hentai Foundry. It's a shame he almost never fucking updates.

IE, then RFC, then BT.

After that just build what's necessary, max your crit stuff and be scary.

I know there is a movement speed build but I forget it.

>reading evangelion fanfics

Why am I still having problems logging in to the fucking game?

>the azir main hot pocket warrior is on

ABANDON THREAD. ABANDON THREAD

Pretty much this.
>Taric already have people liking him so he get a lot of Hype
>Jhin incredible character everybod thought would be just a edgelord and he actually kinda goofy and sassy
>Aurelion Sol he taunt the enemy champion like a sassy gay man you have to love it
>Taliyah a history that make everyone shine except her, everyone history was better than hers

>posting on Veeky Forums
you're just like him desu

>Calls the janitor an Azir main
>When he's spamming a fucking copy pasta and challenging his authority

You're not very bright are you boy?

Seriously though
>Ahri
>Akali
>Ashe
>Caitlyn
>Cassiopeia
>Elise
>Evelynn
>Illaoi
>Irelia
>Janna
>Jinx
>Kalista
>Karma
>LeBlanc
>Miss Fortune
>Morgana
>Nami(?)
>Nidalee
>Riven
>Sivir
>Sona
>Soraka
>Possibly Syndra
>Zyra
League is a GOLD MINE for this shit, not to mention the various skins that the women wear.

I suppose

The complete lack of interaction with Malzahar, Kassadin, or other voidlings outside of throwaway dialogue is the worst part for me. Void event when?

they might be shit, but the Kalista was the first one

Same, Kalista a cute, 10/10 i would preggo

are we allowed to post booty at this time of night?

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Kalista's was better. It was relevent.

The guy making them now is just forcing shit because he wants attention.