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Hot summer heat edition.

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Current patch notes:
na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-612-notes

First for Vlad

BIG
ANIME
TIDDIES

Lewd waifus are best.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm actually very surprised the next champion hasnt even gotten teased yet.

We're guaranteed to have one more before worlds...but who?

how do I do the 1 shot hecarim meme

Who is the BEST korean support player?

dubs are truth

Obligatory

xth for crackwhore waifu.

>early
>crappy pic resolution
>no best freljord
>no link to the old one

Killyourself

Nigel Uno

Ghost tp

Dmp gb tri pd titanic swifties

Dno if stormraider or thunderlords is better, probably TL for oneshot

i want to be illaoi's bitch. i want to wear a collar with a chain attached to it so at any time she can just give it a yank and let me know she needs servicing. then i would crawl up to her, clutching her leg, begging for permission. once given i would go to work, running my hands up her muscular thighs and up to the base of her cock,

gripping her hardening dick i would put the head in my mouth, suckling on it until it gets hard as a rock in my mouth.i would suck her as deep as i could, massaging her heavy balls filled with thick cum. i would love it when she takes control, grabbing my skull and thrusting her hips forward, fucking my throat with no care for me. Then her balls would pulse, her cock would throb. then her hot salty spunk would shoot down my throat. giving me a full meal.

then she would pull her cock out, thick strands of her jzz hanging from my lips, after her balls were spent, she would toss me aside like a used whore until she wanted to fuck my mouth again.

is that gay?

What do you do as Fizz against Viktor?

I took 5% flat CDR runes and 5% scaling CDR and I'm gonna rush Lich Bane and Zhonya's to try and cheese the fuck out of him.

Pray for me, anons.

the soft assassin

reposting. Does anyone wanna duo ranked?
>Support/mid main

yes, but luckily for you illaoi doesn't have a penis so you're off the hook this time

No, user. Not gay in the slightest.

Sheen abyssal just wait till 6 and all in with fish ignite

He will out cs you will kill him thats how it goes

You win

Because you're fizz

and the worst thing to happen to league

>b-but X champion

No other champion has caused as much frustration to both high and low elo as fizz.

Fuck you fizz. Fuck you and everyone who plays you.

GOOOOODDDD FUCKING DAMMIT RIOTTT

BUFFF HEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

its the
>illaoi doesn't have a big fat cock
meme, this is my lest favorite meme

Why do i have to see this shit image everytime

he will bully you levels 1-4

if you don't die and have decent farm, you are even with him once you get a Sheen

once you have ulti and abyssal scepter you can buttfuck him easily


tip: don't E until he drops his stunning field.

>This was supposed to be the ARAM patch
>Sona wasn't gutted for ARAM whatsoever
Riot please

Also Vladimir is fucking stupid, he's still as uninteractive as he always was. "Run away from him when his Crimson Rush is up" does not make him interactive, his gameplay is still "suck up blood and get fatter while building tank and shitting damage". His passive should have been changed altogether, his HP and AP should not scale with one another.

If you think Ahri needs buffs whatsoever then you need to headbutt a belt sander.

I love smurfing and watching people's reactions when I stomp. Some people outright deny they've been outskilled to the point of calling me a hacker or scripter.

>Mage sitting at 52% winrate
>'buff her xD'
Waifufags should be lined up and gunned down down in the streets

>ARAM
no one gives half a shit about ARAM

>suck up blood and get fatter while building tank and shitting damage
he's more interactive than, say, Ryze, despite both have the same playing patterns. he's just extremely obnoxious to lane against thanks to that retarded manaless point and click sustain.

I love Lissandra!

Who is best girl and why is it Irelia?

>no one gives half a shit about ARAM
This is true.

>he's more interactive than, say, Ryze,
This is also true. Between Ryze, Mordekaiser, Vladimir, and Swain you would think that they'd catch a goddamn hint already. Big bricks of stats that offer nothing to a team but damage and being unkillable are bad design. They're either shit or retarded with little in-between.

>being a necrophiliac

If jihn browsed Veeky Forums what boards would he visits?

those you probably never heard of

(You)

>Tune in to qt's stream
>He's playing with people
Why the fuck does everyone become more annoying when they're on voice comms? I can't watch this shit without muting.

/r9k/

/r9k/ and /ic/

Veeky Forums, /mu/, Veeky Forums and /k/

>League is dying
:^)

>watching a fat degernate cunt

Name another high elo streamer in the morning with a fun chat. I actually can't fucking stand him or his stream. Constantly swallowing his spit, eating and smacking his lips right next to the mic, 1/3 of his dialogue is the same robotic donation thanks, and a bunch of other stuff.

>don't want to hear someone talk
>tunes into his Twitch channel
I can't wrap my head around this

Add /r9k/.

dunno, i dont watch streams

/s4s/, /news/, and /lgbt/

plans within plaaans~

:3

why would you associate Jhin with r9k?

>fun chat
It's just emote meme spamming.

>Caring about Twitch chat

It's always garbage, it will never not be garbage.

>why would you associate someone with crippling autism with /r9k/
gee boss, i dunno

>snek gets rid of evil crocs who usually attack babbys at Disneyland
>goes back to swamp or wherever snek lives where humans don't disturb snek
>still considered evil

Post people being angry.

There is a difference between autism and psychopathy, user.

Did they forget the lux discount?

>He constantly tries to get people to check his 4s.

Tank items should be disabled in rotation queues

Better than 90% of other streams that are either sub mode/nazi garbage or just dead and inactive

>Butthurt DPS baby trying to ruin things for others
Business as usual

Oh hey I know you.

>Tanks calling anyone else babby when they're the easiest class to play while also being the strongest and most coddled by riot

time to blog that won't be read
>be me set as adc in lobby
>first pick is supp but writes "adc"
>don't understand what he means and just wait patiently for my turn(last) observing other picks
>somehow managed to miss him locking Jhin but see other picks on my team
>decide to go Vayne cuz fuck it, Ez has no hard counter
>get in game, see we're 2 adc so decideplay as supp
>get carried
>get S for not dying much or smth(!?), while Jhin doesn't get S
>2 "friendly" after game
Oh I am laffin
moral of the story: I love friendly teammates, they don't surrender and they try to cheer you up even if you had fucked up

Jhin still exists when are they nerfing that flaming pile of shit with autism from this game literally edginess incarnate "muh art" muh mastapiece cant wait for riot to have a lore event where he is publicly fucking castrated for being such a shit champion literally having a better xerath ulti + execute damage and dont even get me fucking started on his passive riot fucking remove this cuck shit piece of fucking garbage that is jhin

>pic related mfw jhin mains try and defend there turbo autist cancer champ

>Butthurt DPS baby being mad as usual
Cry some more

warwick is a killing machine with the right items

>tp jungle Trynd
>heal Viktor
>meme build Teemo
P L A T I N U M
E L O

phantom dancer is some serious bullshit

get a load of this bronze faggot

The ones that tell you to stop posting fucking garbage like this.

Feed me some more of anger you little autist.

Show me on the doll where the masked man touched you.

Holy shit

this has never been more relevant

I know he can't gank until 6 but why don't more people play WW? I see plenty of junglers in plat play the 'powerfarm until 6' game anyway so why wouldn't you play him?

>Took you 40min to close the game
>Trynda has a pretty good gold amount
>Teemo build is actually legit

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

because he's predictable as fuck, is extremely unreliable and is hard countered by one single item (qss).

>while also being the strongest and most coddled by riot
You are one fucking retarded person, so answer me this
Did you start playing after the beginning of season 3?

>using illaoi press r and instawin cancer champ nice
gladly he is cancer
Botlane having an execute that deals magic damage on a basic attack isnt fair and guarantees wins in all ins

>It's better than shit
>Twitch chat at all
I just like qt's personality, only reason I watch him.

>Fizz
>Void Fizz on top of it
We are enemies now

>implying 35 minutes isn't the average game end time now
>that Teemo build
>legit
How's bronze?

>Playing Udyr
>Absolutely annihilating the game
>Hear thunder outside
>Shitternet goes out for 2 minutes
>Come back
>Everything is still fine because I got all lanes fed
>Within 30 seconds of coming back my team facechecks baron without wards and all die
>all 50 second death timers
>Enemy team immediately steamrolls down mid and ends
>Lose because of ONE FUCKING LIGHTNING BOLT

Season 3 was the worst state league was ever in.

This is a close second.

>annihilating the game
>50 second death timers
Stop lying, learn to close a game.

not only does he not gank until 6, but he's also useless in a countergank, useless at counterjungling, useless at dueling, and his clear speed isn't even amazing.

Warwick is just useless at everything when his ult is on cooldown.

Jhin is the epitome of amazing design.
Everything about him is top notch: his voiceover, his appearance, his lore, his kit, his skin.

He's also extremely balanced: he's very hard to play since he requires outstanding aim, cold blood, reflexes and strategy, but you also have plenty of ways of playing around his kit since it's mostly skillshots and requires a decent amount of preparation in order to unleash a good combo.

Anyone who hates on Jhin has no taste and should kill himself.

Anyone who thinks Jhin is overpowered should just stop being delusional, bow to the jhin player who outplayed him and made him so mad, and just GET GOOD.

Honestly the only Fizz skin I've ever liked was Tundra and thats because the Orca design for him is kinda clever.

Learn to close the game mang.

>t. s5 newfag

shit website

>useless at dueling
Not at all, in a straight 1v1, he wins because he can heal so much.

All Drain tanks are like that.

>useless at dueling,
Warwick might be shit but that isn't true at all.

>tfw hate weekends because no new content on s@20

I just love league and can't get enough of new stuff

if he wins the duel they just walk away
if he loses the duel due to them having range or cc then he just dies
actually winning a 1v1 contest is really only half of what it takes to not be a shit duelist

>Its a support thresh wont lantern you in for a gank episode

>play ascension
>pick low range mage

>enemies picks tanks and 2 brusiers
>pick tank
>enemies pick 3 long range kiters

>pick high range mage
>enemies pick 4 assasins

>Hits ult
>uses Red smite
>activates ghost and E to follow them and beats them down
WW is fast, and if you aren't shit, you can dodge CC, in a straight up 1v1 where everyone uses anything, WW should win because healing is very strong.

>having autism is a good charachter design
>he will be balanced if the execute got removed thats all i want

we are kindred spirits, you and I

Going to get level 7 today on susan, rec me some new champs to try out after