How can I make money off of tourists? Or start a business based off them. I live in Hawaii, I can program and do things

How can I make money off of tourists? Or start a business based off them. I live in Hawaii, I can program and do things.

Other urls found in this thread:

jailyneojeda.com/
pictaram.com/user/jailyneojeda77/310475437/1238095964032915948_310475437
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Use your head

sell them weed

What should I do exactly with it?
Too sketchy.

Hawaii tourists are basically what, either surfers or pasty fucks looking for a "tropical resort" experience, right?
Might be a good start to understand the potential consumers and how they're segmented.

Stand on the corner and sell pina coladas and those flower leis.

Start a scuba business? Snorkeling tour?

They're mostly families or couples. There are some adventure types that come for the wind/surf but it's limited geographically and seasonally. My initial desire is to target yuppie couples but I dunno how.

Real Hawaiians already do that to of stuff, they have road side stands that sell tikis, fruit, etc.

I don't think so.

but dont forget kneepads

Do a site that sells tour packages

>Go to all major tour sites
>Buy bulk tickets at 50%-70%
>Resell at 80%-90%

>high school

The fuck bros

rice & beans man
rice & fucking goya beans

funny cuz she is a tranny

you don't say

Fucking bigot.

Nope.

jailyneojeda.com/

Hi, I see you're here for tourism.
I will teach you Javascript while you surf

I've only been in Hawaii once with an ex (and we both fall squarely into the yuppies you describe), so some thoughts:

In my experience, traveling yuppies want a few things: ready access to alcohol, "unique" experience (e.g. shit girls are gonna post on Instagram or Snapchat), relaxation, and good food. Most of those are already well checked by Hawaii, so I doubt you're gonna re-invent the wheel in that area.

To be entirely honest, if I were you, I'd see if you couldn't try to sex up Hawaii a bit in business form. Escort services might be a bad idea, but see if you can't do some sort of bikini night at a club (who, of course, you give a kickback to) where you invite a bunch of hot girls and charge guys fucking insane amounts of money to get in. I've heard this is a pretty common practice in Miami, and it allegedly works like a champ.

Club promotion work is trash work, but there's money there, especially if you can get the right people involved.

Here you go

pictaram.com/user/jailyneojeda77/310475437/1238095964032915948_310475437

What island you on?

Life is not fair.

Not sure if it'd make you feel better, but girls like that are generally unbearable in person. I've met a few Instagram "models" before, totally couldn't stand 'em.

Not so much having them as a GF, more so being them. Being that hot is life on extreme easy mode.

Oahu/Maui

drugs

Helicopter tours. I know this because my dad got his credit card cloned by a tourist agency

Its just implants for days bro don't stress it, shes way better for fapping then loving these hos. I'd only feel bad about not being able to date say a 1970s Helen Mirren or someone like that not some misshapen slut.

I also live in a tourist location in the USA. My boss makes 15k a week off bungee trampolines set up next to the hotels in the shopping center. Takes some initial investment and permits ... but that shit is easy money after that.

This. Also group them up and offer:

>Hawaiian History Tour Package - 2 Separate Days for $9000
>Hawaiian Science & Industry Tour Package - 3 Days for $9000
>Hawaiian Family Tour Package - 5 Events for $9001

etc

Distribute fake brochures featuring Hilo as a prime surfing town, then sell them umbrellas upon arrival.

How much initial capital do you have to start?
Buy some dairy cows. Get ones with mellow personalities. Sell a chance to 'milk a real cow' to Japanese tourists. Get a pasteurization unit. Make cheese and include some cheese at the end. Sell excess milk to local organic loving hippies. Gonna be some serious start up costs though.

Lol, wtf is the cows gonna eat? Pinapples and coconuts. Lol, good idea tho.

Mfw, i am a bull hauler in hawaii. Lololol!

fuck off retard