/d2g/ Dota 2 Gulag

old: NA Dota edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/22385/

New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic Items:
www.dota2lounge.com
dota2.vpgame.com/
gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
dota2.vpgame.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=38
youtube.com/watch?v=gemKsn4cJCU
eune.leagueoflegends.com/en/page/champion-update-ryze-rune-mage
steamcommunity.com/id/RequiemOfRose/
steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/385800-:azuki2:
youtu.be/oIBSjmr6HaA?t=56
reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4qbx95/arteezy_among_victims_of_istanbul_airport_terror_attacks/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Would you lick her armpits?

nth for our boy making it to Seattle

youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=38

Can our boy make it to TI?

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

TOP 10 FOR SLACKS NEEDS TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH

I'm starting to like Slacks guys...

xth for kill yourself arma

I want to marry Soe.

>The eyes so damn split apart

Aside from the body, this looks like something you'd see an 11 y/o posting on DeviantArt

Pass

...

>her

POST OFFICIAL DOTA MUSIC

youtube.com/watch?v=gemKsn4cJCU

only if we believe

can't wait for shitsa to get DUMPED on

necrolyte yourself

The immortals in this game are so fucking ugly now

I'm so glad I sold everything

You are just being conditioned subconsciously by all those slacks fanshits here. Resist for a little longer and you will be fine.

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>posts about liking bts(unironically)
>posts about disliking 2gd
>memepost ratio to regular post ratio/build ratio posting is absurd


This isn't /d2g/ , it's /d2rg/ dota 2 reddit general

>negrolyte

Escape lost

meme

>Want to watch this duck suck me off?

nth for Traxex is the best waifu!

Who /fuckniggers/ here?

Based our guy tobi

eune.leagueoflegends.com/en/page/champion-update-ryze-rune-mage

league literally got pit lord before us

LOL
O
L

EXCUSE ME but I am the biggest faggot and the most frequently cucked member of /d2g/

steamcommunity.com/id/RequiemOfRose/

Prepare to spam DELETED in this thread, cause it's coming

>Let Alliance get Timber, Void, Rubick, and Lich
>Pick Necro and Kunkka

Our guys Escape have to go to through the wildcard.

;_;

>treads on necrolyte
5 seconds to justify

Pls help me /d2g/
What should I spam to get 4k? I'm stuck at 3.8

>Timbersaw can facetank 1v1 LD

pffffft LMAO
but yeah, that's like a nintendo censored version of pitlord, both visual and skill-wise

he needs hp?

>this busted fuckin slardar

gg alliance rigged

>Alliance only know how to play the same heroes from TI3

Uhm dotards?

Care to explain this?

anyone got the oddshot where you can hear sheever taking a piss?

troeling for victims

>beesa morphling
lets go

you intend to build radiance

I wonder how jealous Rime is of Beesa. I hope he's suffering I fucking hate that faggot.

>Prize Pool not even 15 million yet

Doturds?

which one, the one where its like a horse for a minute or the other one where its a quick sound before she stops and closes the door

why do their jerseys say sex

TIMBERSHIT
IS
BALANCED

>what is treadswitching

reminder to never let era play axe
that scythe was embarassing

I've only heard the first one

>every thread is this same garbage
i want to die

Synd. That was literally the worst shallow grave I've ever seen.

what did you buy in the summer sale?

all I bought is a smug anime face because all the new games are shit

steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/385800-:azuki2:

be honest, /d2g/..

would you?

>Synderen.
Please cast instead m8.

Nothing. Poor as fuck, and the few games I want, my PC can't run them

>that 3 seconds delay between grave and TP
kuckva

annee? YES!
zyori? nah...

MODS

Ugh more?

why does he look like a model in every picture?

When did this whole general become so fucking underageb&

Jesus christ

HOLY SHIT MUH DICK

ANNEEDROID IS JUST LYING THERE

I WANT TO LIE NEXT TO HER AND USE HER FUNBAGS AS PILLOWS SO FUCKING MUCH

WHY EVEN LIVE DESU

Because he's the best
simply the best

I'm eagerly anticipating Loda's ego boost after Alliance qualifies :^)

>build damage on void
>win

uhh dotards?

if she ever gets invited to a LAN we should make a petition on reddit for her to cosplay as Luna

why did they abandon bottom lane like that

All they needed was to harass the void like their slardar was being harassed...

what if necro's aura worked on towers

>This post was made by an US government paid employee

What was the context of this?

youtu.be/oIBSjmr6HaA?t=56

What song is it that EternalEnvy is listening to when he plays Bloodseeker at 0 55

for some reason his realization that arrogance doesn't suit anyone came at the same time he started balding as fuck

Fucking rude man, i just wanna play and talk, thats all, stop interfereing into my life

egm my man what the fuck was that scythe

>FLUFF SHOWING HIMSELF ON CAM

FOR WHAT REASON?

IS HE FINALLY GOING TO DO IT????

So whats the pointo f the slardar this game

fucking era

wastes scythe
FEEDS IT despite have an instant cast spell
Then they feed 2 people for no reason, attempting a stupid tier 2 push

>Kunkka picked
>has lost every game he's picked in
>casters hype it as a smart decision

Why do they lie?

is it really 2-1 or hwat?

That's a Gunbound song.

her and sheever should cosplay as a dairy cow and a farmgirl with sheever milking her

>EGM failing the irony scythe

it wouldnt make sense

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

aui was casting loda play pl

he literally said somehting like "loda should split the illusions when he is hitting raxes so they dont all die to aoe nukes"

after the game loda went on a twitter rant how aui should stop talking becuase he never won anything (aui was in dignitas and shit back then) and that he plays way better than him

but in the end of course he caved in and literally blamed others lmao he said that someone TOLD HIM that he was flamed by aui lmao

He had just come off a win against every Chinese teamin G1-League which was pretty monumental because it was the first time the west had won against east ever.

Aui gave some critiques during the cast about Loda not microing his PL illusions at all so Loda flexed his muscles :^)

genes lad...highlander genes

Only 9 inches?

thank you mane

Is this the end of secret?

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4qbx95/arteezy_among_victims_of_istanbul_airport_terror_attacks/

I hate him so much

>ERA LIVED
NANI?

THAT SADIST REGEN LMAO

>sadist
xd

Yeah don't listen to bullies armaa chan

era just keeps walking instead of scything the 1 hp weaver... lol....

Still won the fight tho hahahahahaha alliance cucks btfo

I hate both of them, but I hate loda more

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>picking Void into Dazzle
pottery