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>get in game
>playing defense
>meh setup: 1 mercy, 1 roadhog, 1 pharah, 1 junkrat, 1 zarya
>do you want me to go lucio for double healer or do you just want me to go damage?
>"just go whatever you want"
>ok
>goes soldier 76 for having a midrange damagedealer

>game starts
>enemy team is running double winston
>change to pharah pretty quickly because got no chance as soldier obviously
>retard 1: why two pharahs noob
>"pharah is good against winston"
>retard 1: report user
>retard 1: report user
>retard 1: report user

>we're losing because team is shit
>retard 2 (mercy): FUCKING NOOBS YOU GOTTA STAND ON THE OBJECTIVE SO IT DOESNT MOVE
>"we can't, we get killed if we get close"
>retard 2: NOT IF THE ENTIRE TEAM GOES IN AT THE SAME TIME
>retard 1: report user
>retard 1: report user

If you only solo queue I'd wait a while before trying ranked

>yfw
>first competitive game
>Hanzo/D.va/Zenyatta on Lijiang tower

fuk off blogger

WHO HERE

best girl alert

>tfw you love Pharah

Who designed this stupid ass ranked system
So we lose the first round.
Then the enemy team attacking only has to take the first point to win the entire game?
What the fuck it wasn't even sudden death
Why wouldn't they have to take point B?

EU still isn't fixed. It ain't patching.

Should I main Hanzo in ranked? He is useful on every team comp right?

how can I get the max fps on this game? I've turned everything to low but still only get about 120-140. I'm so used to a constant 200 on Quake.

>fav drink
>milk

more like semen

subscribed!

So guys, did you win or lose your first placement match?

Won here.

>fav season summer

Discarded.

Weekly brawl is so fucking boring

Ranked is full of retards already.

Post overbuffs!

nice blog

The problem is youre such a mongoloid that your opinion literally carries no weight. In fact, your lack of experience and input significance is such that it actually detracts from any meaningful conversation. Your opinion is akin to a black hole of dumbassery that envelops and destroys absolutely anything of significance that comes near it by sheer virtue of its existence. Your participation in any thread genuinely lowers the quality of said thread and reduces the quality for all posters. So please kindly fuck off and let people that matter have some discourse here. Veeky Forums doesn't need more shit posters than it already has.

REMINDER TO THROW YOUR PLACEMENT MATCHES FOR QUICK GOLDEN WEAPONS

works for me but i'm in the UK

>Her hobby is drinking "milk"

0-2 so far

one of them went to sudden death but the 2nd was a fucking 3-0 stomp on nepal

>Playing ranked unironically

youtube.com/watch?v=3EJ_QarIUqI

Clack

Clack

Clack

What are these
God tier choice of Waifu though
Perfect wife and mother material

They all just gave up 10 seconds into us getting the point

Im already playing on EU lol.

>0-2
>it's ogre
>we somehow manage to flip the table
>3-2
>MVP
>now I have this white thing on my portrait

CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP

The problem is youre such a mongoloid that your opinion literally carries no weight. In fact, your lack of experience and input significance is such that it actually detracts from any meaningful conversation. Your opinion is akin to a black hole of dumbassery that envelops and destroys absolutely anything of significance that comes near it by sheer virtue of its existence. Your participation in any thread genuinely lowers the quality of said thread and reduces the quality for all posters. So please kindly fuck off and let people that matter have some discourse here. Veeky Forums doesn't need more shit posters than it already has.

Why would you give the wrong height when that's one of the things that's official?

They asked me a question you fucking niggers


anyways, ranked is going to be more cancer than LoL

>83% 10 seconds in
you dont say

what's her official height? I'll have to fix it, then

>playing ranked under prestige
Its another game really.

>Implying this isn't the best time to go into solo queue
>All your fucks have been sent on vacation
>You're hauling hundreds of buckets to collect all the tears

user its like you don't know how to have fun with SUPERSRS MLG kiddos.

poor guy

>join game
>enemy team has level 8
>literally everyone else is 60+
>call this shit out because it's fucking stupid
>"i bet he's so much better than you user"
>"god user you're so fucking garbage"
>end up winning

Am I the only one who hates that people so far fucking below get put with people so high up? Fuckin stupid man

Does leaving give you a loss? What if you just close the client or pull your ethernet?

That's when they started to leave. First it was two guys that joined together then their reaper.

That Lucio was the only guy that stuck until the the last 10% of the match before he left too.

5'7"

>same month as me
>one inch shorter than me so i don't have to bend down to kiss her on the cheek
>also likes to drink

i love Mercy so much.

What font is that and where can I get it?

I'M ALREADY 0/2 FUCK THIS SHITTY MODE.

It's literally impossible for a level8 to play ranked. Right now ranked doesn't display stars. He was level108 or 208 or maybe even 308.

>4 golds in first comp match
> i'm literally the only one who knows you can stand on the payload to stop it from moving

I wonder if this means near-empty comp games will give me more opportunities to boost achievements with pubs.

Are you going to care about Comp?

it's an italicized version of big noodle titling. the official use in-game is at a more extreme angle, though

WHO /2-0/ HERE ?
4 GOLD MEDALS I WAS RIGHT IM THE ONLY CONSTANT

>griefing because you can't git gud

It's just a game right?

That was in a different thread, it doens't carry over faggot.

solo queue makes me want to kill myself

>Get shit on by a really good team a few nights ago
>Look him up on overbuff
s-s-so how about that forced 50% guys?

lookit this loser

can you still choose the prefer player option or was that removed with avoid?

and if so how do I do it?

>"genji is shit on defense"
>go genji anyways
>end up carrying my shit team
>go genji on offense
>we stomp
>people still fall for the "character is bad on defense/offense" meme

PS4 when

>tfw you'll never group with soe

>competitive mode isn't 5v5
>your placement matches will be ruined by widow pickers on KOTH and attack
>solo queue will never be fun or viable

>Symmetra is boring
>but she's one of the best heroes in the game

fuckkkkk

>Winning the first round of a KOTH match post update
>"IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU JUST WON THE ROUND, WE ADDED A BIG FUCKING SCREEN THAT SAYS YOU OWN THE ROUND!"

>Playing ranked
>When maps are basically forced and you can't leave or else you will get penalized

L O L im not playing with such unbalanced maps

>get in comp
>disconnect before it starts because ddoZ
>1/10 matches played
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I hate people that think the tags mean anything.

Not hard to do good with.

>a teammate has left
>you can leave this match without penalty
>it still counts as a placement match

because you failed to take A and they succeeded

which makes them better than you

welcome to comp

Except I wasn't playing ranked. This was about a week ago

>KOTH is a thing in comp
>to make it worse it's best of 5 in comp

fixed

>everyone playing ranked
>mfw I'm only level 20

Now everybody is a Zarya main.

Like fucking hell man, I feel stolen of my waifu.

>126 lbs at 37

>finish a 5 round KotH
>All that XP
>1 comp point

I'll never buy that golden hammer, am I?

Widow is arguably better on attack.

Enjoy being a shitter.

Where can you see this?

>level 28 on my team picks hanzo
I hate this fucking game so much. Ranked needs to start at level 100, or at least 50

>symmetrical game modes are bad for competitive

sure is hard to leave games before you can lose.

>First ranked game on volskaya industries

HAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU BLIZZARD YOU CUNTS.

I got 4 golds as mccree and we still lost.

o pik hanzo every round fuk u

lmao

Yes, that's what "without penalty, but with a loss" means. It'd be retarded if someone could leave a losing game so their five teammates could dodge it. The harsh leaver penalties should take care of the issue pretty quickly.

That counts as a loss, and he's part of the top oceanic overwatch team.

His whole team is nuts.

First comp placement match is 2 hanzos, and one of them rage quits a few minutes in.

Wow this is off to a great start

>get level 25 yesterday
>join competitive right away
>pick mercy and only use med pistol and heal no one
>everyone on their mics are losing their shit
>get absolutely slaughtered
>ggwp ;)
10/10 update

No. Quick Play already has salty as fuck players I can't imagine how mad the MLG ESL "skilled" ooga players will get when their team loses and they start blaming me since I'm not a pro at FPS games/didn't follow their genius strategy.

Oddly satisfying to uncover each of those spoilers one by one

It's 300 fucking points.

Assuming a 50% winrate, that's 600 games of BO5s.

You're playing 1800-3000 rounds for one cosmetic.

I'm crying because of my OCD need to have everything unlocked.

Game won't fucking update

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just be better than them, I don't know how many Zaryas I've had switch mid match because I kept kicking their teeth in.

You and me both bro.
>tfw shitter friends are asking how to play her

>Def Route 66
>Get steamrolled and they win in a matter of minutes

>Attack route 66
>Steamroll them and win in a matter of minutes

>Coin flip
>We get put on attack for sudden death

>May as well have just given us our placement match result there and then

How do you even defend route 66
Felt bad for the enemy team getting a loss on a coin flip but BM'd them in match chat anyway

So how does this work when someone on your team disconnects?

What's his best voice line?

>this is me
>mfw all that sweaty greasy neckbeard rage and tears