/owg/ - Overwatch General

No one under Rank 50 is allowed to post here.

New skins coming this summer

are we getting a female hog?

Who's the highest rank in /owg/?

Get the fuck out you absolute shitter

40 should be the minimum for ranked

is there a guide for symmetra teleporter spots?

>50 is not the average!
Do you people really believe this?

Anyone can provide the ranks that pros and good streamer have been getting with specific examples? I don't want any shitters trying to lie to me

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>Overwatch has started an update
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST START IT WHEN I OPENED THE BNET LAUNCHER REEEE

>female roadhog
MUH DICK

post em

let's see what the average skill level of /owg/ is.

>Trapped on Junkrats bear trap
>No Junkrat to be seen, looks like I'll bust outta this one.
>See Rein charging at me from across the point while everyone else is fighting somewhere else
>I'm against the wall
HELP

Me and Reaper have a lot in common. We both enjoy only one thing, the death and utter destruction of our foes.

>Zenyatta will never shove all his orbs up your ass and enter your iris

>sexy roadhog/junkrat

disgusting, they're beautiful as the filthy fucks they are, at least translate that over if you're giving them tits

Roadhog is nearly 50 at least give him liver spots and short grandma hair

Seagull started at 69 in the PTR, he's at 74 right now in the base game

why is weapon accuracy even a recorded stat?

Me and Reaper have a lot in common. We're both Mexican-American and hate monkeys.

Why aren't you playing the glue-sniffing Amerifat?

Also which is better, Mako or Islander skin?

how many people have been afk'd kicked?

i've had it happen once, and i've alt tabbed during a game to change song and i get a warning saying i may get kicked soon

people like you are what makes the rusing so fun

>amerifat

he's ozzy you stupid fuck

Mako

reminder that if you get attacker on sudden death you win

Kill yourself for tainting Roadhog

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>Mei is suppose to easily counter Genji and Tracer
>Genji and Tracer easily dash/blink out out her freeze range before they freeze

Is ranked supposed to be "Whoever has the better Zarya wins"

REÈËÊÉĒ ROADHOG IS AN AUSCUNT

I want to kill myself

Is there any reason why it's fucking impossible someone to run this game at a consistent fucking framerate that's above 25FPS?

Is there any FUCKING reason why this game's fucking broken and Blizzard will never fix it?

he's a Torres Strait Islander you uncultured swine

But he's morbidly obese and has an american accent???

t. poorfag

Winston

How would you nerf Mercy without making her terrible?

that picture right there is how Roadhog should look regardless of penis or vagoo

You're both also going to be kicked out after overlord trump wins

Hanzo main here. Can't wait to jump into competitive!

i got afk kicked once before a round even started because i was changing some audio settings in the game's own menus. god help you if you have to take a piss. guess blizzard wants you to bring a bucket

no

What benefits do you get from having high rank? Do you get more points or something? Don't really feel like tryharding it but if I have to I'd like to know.

I 100% approve
>Roadhog not having monster tits

That's incorrect, however

>Nerf bastion's turn radius while in turret mode to 180 degrees
>Make her recon mode magazine larger (25 like soldier's)

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so i've gotten into 6 sudden death games in 11

i have been defending every time

i lose, every time

a lot of these sudden deaths are coming after we push the payload faster and win faster

this is a fucking mess

You don't

She's dead in seconds as soon as she doesn't have a team around her, or a team clumped around her so she can't fly to safety

She can't keep someone alive against unfettered fire even with direct healing stream

Stop being buttblasted because she countered your team's ult

took a piss and got kicked

even after doing 3 straight (and long) koth maps they expect you to sit through the 4th without doing anything else

heaven forbid youre thirsty during warmup

>Stops walking
>Turns around to look at you

You get to play against similarly skilled players, which is enough for me

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more points after the end of the season

HAHA SUB AVERAGE LOSER

So how does the ranking system work?

Do you just get +1/-1 point every time you win or lose after calibration?

My PC is more than capable of running it in theory, but for some fucked up reason this game just doesn't like it.

Other games run just fine. Not this fucking one.

Im asking how do we fix mei, Not how do we counter genji/tracer.

Does competitive kick you back to the main menu after completing one of the placement matches or is my internet shitty?

Gotta say, though, that's the most fun I've had since I bought the game

>HER
>>>/tumblr/

it's a fucking robot
robots do not have genders

Alright, overwatch sucks today too. Losing to Tjorbjorn on payload is the worst. I switched to Junkrat and accomplished fuck all because they had everyone on the load. Mei, Rein, Genji, Tjorbjorn, Lucio...

It is so cheesy and I know it is counterable, but fuck, I am not good enough to do it.

Help me out. What are you supposed to do?

why does every ranked match have that one useless reinhardt who refuses to switch

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OKAY NIGGERS, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:

>Competitive mode has officially been released! Yay!
>You must be level 25 in order to access the mode
>You must play TEN (10) placement matches to be given a rating
>You are rated based on your performance COMPARED to everyone else on your team (meaning you could "win" all your matches but if you aren't getting gold medals you won't get an incredible rating)
>A rating over 40 is "average"
>A rating over 50 is "good"
>A rating over 60 is "Great"
>A rating over 70 is "Holy shit, niiiiiiiiiice"
>A rating over 80 is "MLG 420 noscope blaze it YOLO"
>If you don't have a microphone and don't at least call out enemy locations then fuck you
>If you aren't coordinating with your team to counter the enemy team composition then fuck you
>If you autopick Hanzo (in general) then fuck you

Also:
>Golden guns have been added to the game and are obtainable from playing competitive mode. You get them by selling your left nut and part of your soul in order to unceasingly play Overwatch at a rate that would send any sane human spiraling into autism and full-blown depression

have fun!

what's with the garbage mercy's that never bother reviving

postan

>Allow McCree to combat roll while in mid-air
>Decrease radius of his flashbang
>Increase the range of his flashbang throw
>Make his flashbang detonate on hit
>Flashbang stuns longer on direct hit

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I FUCKING HATE PUB TEAM GAMES

I HATE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
I HATE BGs IN WOW

NOW I HATE COMPETITIVE MODE

>her
Normally I'd disagree but I'm open to new ideas about the beeps and boops.

I love Reinhardt players.

Doesn't Quick Play already do this? Or is it more strict or something?

Approx how long does the 10 placement matches take?

I was placed at rank 49, and after my first win I got 50% of the bar to rank up to 50

50 is literally average though

Mercy is such an unbelievably boring and uninteresting character it actually makes me want to kill myself
At least the TF2 medic had the mildest smidgen of personality in that he was an insane sadist, Mercy is just dull as ditchwater

One of my fantasies would be to be in D.va's mech but have her sit on my lap as she drives it

That would be so awesome

pls no bully

>Roadhog is nearly 50
wut

Dear Mei players kill yourselves.

why did you even make this post you fucking retard

>sub average
Average is like 45.

Widowmaker is so FUCKING bad

>super slow while aiming
>can't jump and shoot
>can get out aimed/prefired by anyone who plays cs go because of ping/peekers advantage
>can't hide anywhere because of tracers and loud as fuck noises
>barely any damage without a headshot on heroes with all different head heights and sizes and speeds

TERRIBLE CHARACTER

>Land a headshot on Tracer
>Eliminated 100

>Wall Genji's escape
>Freeze fuck him as he attempts to reflect your freeze ray

b-but she's a cute healer

even if you lose a competitive game does it just care what your stats are?

literally lose every single sudden death because people don't know that the first cap means win

I'm playing 10 hours of every hero, in a row, with no switching then analyzing which overall hero I'm best suited to play.

When I did this in closed beta I did 3 hours per hero and it came out to be Soldier 76.

name me a defense hero that isnt Junkrat

I need more range

webmshare.com/play/LXwbN

Sound.

I hate how they made her German too, not that I have a problem with it it's just so obvious they bit off tf2, everything is so obvious they could have made it more subtle

>Wanting to play a defense hero that's not Junkrat

how fat do you think her lips are? christ boy

torb is good as an anti flanker
bastion is good on offense

>hanzo autopicks every match
>every fucking game has been hollywood
>team never coordinates and try to solo take points
>had a fucking gold medal for healing as s76 when we had a mercy on our team
>still this

Why do I even fucking try

SHE'S SWISS