Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/

Will burning ever get to win a TI?

>ban Tide
>RotK feeds

No

Any webms yet lads?

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thic

I got you senpai

nth for peterpandam

did anyone just see sujoy avoid sitting next to holly? is he a shy fuck that is uncomfortable around cute girls?

Goddamn, she's HUGE

thic fat

How do I get unbanned from BTS2? Help need to shitpost

whats your name?

>charlie is a good player so they get him out!
>she is the medic and didn't save him
Yeah this game is over

we don't actually have BTS mods browsing /d2g/, do we?

wtf is that shit

What did he mean by this?

Zyori, Kotlguy, LD and probably KPOP are confirmed

Godz is genetically banned from Veeky Forums because of being an aussie which is why the threads are usually so bad

We will see
Ziibbii

Question: I recently started playing again and actually care about MMR and want to start climbing. I'm in 2k but I dunno if that's the default or what. I have literally got nothing but losing games from people picking shit like "I'll help support but I'm playing TB" or captain picking shit heroes. Should I just find a party to group with and fuck solo queue or what? Where do I even find fucks to play with?

test

>Kotlguy with those robot like moves

My fucking god I hate maut

Kotlguy is an actual adult.
Everybody else are just manchildren.

If you care about MMR, then the only thing do is solo que as only solo MMR matters

git gud

as long as GGboots tinker works, i am content

I'm going to pick Anti-Mage for the next 10 games regardless of what team needs. How many wins do you think I will have? Will posts results.

It's me or is Slacks huge?

how shit is complexishit?

>ppd queing with slotherina

Thought they broke up

big guy for you

I find Slack voice similar to Sheever's. Am I crazy? I just realized he just sound like a women.

how did our jew lost so much weight?

Slack's body is the result of having just enough muscle to look like you're strong despite mostly being made up of fat.

Hey fags. I don't know if you know how things are in 3k, you probably do since you're all garbage - just like me.

Anyway, what do I do as a safelane farmer if my support is garbage and I'm getting zoned out by enemy's dual offlane and I can't really jungle?

He's pretty tall, & his legs are fat af. Built like a pear.

You just gave me eye cancer you fucking faggot.

I'm 4,6k and I'm getting matched with 6k's what the fuck is going on with the matchmaking in Eu West/Eu East. Is this game fucking dead?

>Anyway, what do I do as a safelane farmer if my support is garbage and I'm getting zoned out by enemy's dual offlane and I can't really jungle?

If you can't stay in the lane get the fuck out. Not feeding is the least you can do.Go push some lane, force them to move.

who's this big deal?

Okay.

Also can I mid as terrorblade?

Was just wondering

whats the Hub/Summit of CSGO?
i wanna see semmlar antics again ;-;

2 wieners?!

rofl @ that fag who posted his name here thinking I would unban him

Yes, there is a guy who spams TB mid in 6k.

Thats cool, does he play with normal skill and item builds? Max meta by 7 and reflections and shit?

shit i spat my drink out when ld popped up

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Eosin snuck into the circle when he got into Purge/Blitz's team.

is casual stream up 24/7?

>be american
>get shot

Who is she?
I see her around a lot but what does she actually do?

He maxes meta fallowed by reflection, only gets clones when all the other skills are maxed, ulti whenever possible. Item builds is the usual pms, bottle, threads, aquila, lance, manta, skadi.

Why is Slacks speaking like Grant, he sounds retarded just like Grant

i think she only does a youtube channel
no clue what her name is

>/SLACKS/

he can afford a personal trainer now

Almost. When there is absolutely no one there they take it down. Its up for like 19-20 hours though. People play emulator games, people in the back on pool, Overwatch, story time etc

If you get aghs as Ursa and then Necrophose ults you can you still activate your ult to block the damage?

The NADota spirit is rubbing off on him.

Did you see how badly Slacks died from laughter over one Grant's jokes earlier? Grant is corrupting Slacks.

It's a shame he has to do the reddit retard act since he won't be relevant otherwise. I saw one of his streams where he wasnt doing funny voices or anything, he seemed pretty chill

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i want to cum and wipe my offspring off Holly's fore head

glad to see dota crowd is still full of esteemed gentlemen

Guys, what happened to Pyrion flax?

brexited from dota relevance

Something about having a kid now and the 2 week invite notice isn't enough time.

Sup senpaitachi

haven't played in half a year
whats some good heroes these days to stomp the drooling retards in 3k and make em mad

he died

i have sex with men

savage

Good. I'm glad for them.

Slacks has absolutely no draft knowledge or game knowledge in general, why did you invite this fuck?

He is a family man who doesn't give a heads up till just before events so he can't plan around stuff.

Super awesome wacky memes yo! XD

What are we watching?

You Humans Are Ok, Don't Tune In To BTS Tommorrow

>Slacks has absolutely no draft knowledge or game knowledge in general
seems like he'll fit right in with everyone else

TFW you always loved terrorblade and now he is fotm and you don't know how to feel

Can you explain why is he so picked right now? What happened?

People realized he has 3 ultimates

>Brewmaster is always Unpicked in pubs and in the pro scene

why is this? Why does everyone hate brewmaster?

Any hero with a non-ultimate ability with a cooldown greater than 60 seconds needs a full rework.

What if terrorblade had a fourth ultimate? How would his stats need to be reduced to make him somewhat balanced?

Countered by popular picks and BKB.

lifestealer was first phase pick material in the meta and TB counters lifestealer because he has naturally high armor, low health and high physical dmg.

?
tb has been more cancer than dumpster tier since he was released
His ult doesnt burst

>Hi all, mark up where you want to play please. Let's not end up with 5 mids etc.
>I'm going to be farming bottom.
>Highlight hero and select lane.

Total silence, noone marks shit, pick 5 cores and we lose.

First saw started to get picked as a anti lifestealer pick now hes just out of control.

Alliance picked him earlier

Not sure how you buff him besides making him not so dependent on his ult.