Fate/Grand Order General /fgog/

I actually got Piece of 2030, so I guess that's a new meme.

Also three stuffed animals, one clocktower, one KOORU, one clown, one Euryale, one Jing Ke, and one cake.

>defending cirno and their shitty translations

Why is Nero so sexy?

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who's the cake?

>posting umaru
R_________________

You have bad taste

I don't get the joke. That's the wiki.

Don't you know? "Pretending" to be retarded is the joke.

Impossible.

live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv268240789
live drawing of nero

How nice/cruel has the gacha treated you in June?

But this isn't Cirno

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It went pretty good actually

Me and Gatcha have an abusive relationship, where most of the time its not great, but sometimes its pretty damn good, so I forgive her. She's nice sometimes, like when she gave me Scatherath. She doesn't hit me every day after all.

He better put it on pixiv later.

Only got one new Servant, but it's a damn good one

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Got Shuten and China-man so it's fine.

>Fell for the Scat bait gatcha again

End me

oh god

That's some legitimately sad shit right there

Is Shakes good now?

He was always pretty good among 2-stars, he was just very easy to overlook in favor of Hans.

He's okay now. He was already decent with his ally buster up skill.

Umu umu.

>use my 5 monthly tickets
>5 3* CE
Every single month without fail

Reminder that Arash will get a Buster buff upon death tonight

>Nero_meeting_Berserker_Herc.jpg

>implying it's Arash getting buffed

Is Romani a rich guy?

>not Nero meeting Hippolyta

>wew lad

i giggle a bit

She would probably prefer talking and hearing about sane Herc talking about his life while she rides him. She claims to admire him so she'd probably squirt buckets.
Sometimes I think I would be really good at doujins.

On the other hand, Berserker Herc's monster cock slamming into her womb.

>implying sane Herc doesn't have a monster sized cock
>implying sex isn't better when the guy is sane enough to know what he is doing
>implying women don't enjoy being talked to during sex especially someone like Nero

fate-go.jp/manga_fgo2/comic29.html

So many functions that DW is simply too lazy or just won't give a fuck about. I don't even know why they are even allowing him to draw those thing even if it's just lol irony

I remember that
Hime, what were you thinking

Seems that Heracles shrunk 50cm when he became Alcidies after he was warped horribly.

So it sounds like normal Archer Herc is still pretty huge regardless.

Yeah you didn't get the last part right at all.

There were a few other things too so I translated it myself.

You wish to know about the Land of Shadows?
Its name befits its appearance. It is a malignant place completely enveloped in shadow,
so dark even the sun cannot reach it. The land of death.
Come to think of it, it is ironic that Cu Chulainn visited it.
For he is the child of the Sun, isn’t he?

…In the Land of Shadows are seven ramparts.
Nay. They are not a literal manifestation.
They are like a symbol that represents a basic truth that you too are familiar with. In short,

“The dead may not be revived.”

The inhabitants of the Land of Shadows do not cross its walls and reveal themselves to the outside world. Normally, anyway. For that is fundamental.

Now, then. I eagerly await the day you brilliantly save the world
and send me back to that land. Master.

I want to fuck those hips
HNGGGGG

That's like 6 feet 7 inches? Nero is less than 5 feet tall. I honestly don't know if she could handle that. Seems like a bit much.

Would definitely still watch that though. For sure.

Thanks.

I miss the early CEs. All of the new ones are super long and a paint to translate.

My huge cock can't handle this

Alcides is 203cm

So normal Heracles must be 253cm

Same height as his berserker self oddly enough.

>Q: Would Heracles still be so huge even if he wasn't Mad Enhanced?

>A: He'd still be huuuge! However, the stuff like the projections on his arms wouldn't be there. His muscles would become a little softer, and his face would show more humanity than it does now.

>paint to translate

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Nero always makes the best faces.

So is Veeky Forums X's quick reply absolutely broken for anyone else? I can't post images always, and the capcha is fucking up badly.

My fucking sides

Dude please I'm at work, I can't fap yet

what kind of fucking up? My captcha turns full blank sometimes since yesterday
Are you brainanon by the way?

No noticeable issues here. Capcha occasionally not loading is a regular annoyance, though.

>My captcha turns full blank sometimes since yesterday
Ah, I have not been on Veeky Forums in a week or so.
>Are you brainanon by the way?
Yeah, but I've only made a few posts. I've talked lewd about her plenty before. I'm just mostly lurking in case anyone actually has stuff to say about her. It's pretty late though.

I missed you, please don't die

>6.7
I feel like a manlet with my 2 meters now.

I've been getting a weird bug where two captcha windows pop up. Sometimes one doesn't load.

What?

Same.

Diomedes, Theseus, Ajax, Aeneas, Circe, Odysseus, Orpheus, Asclepius, Oedipus, Constantinus, Justinianus, Longinus, Augustus, Sigrun, Reginleif, Rangdriz, Ragnar, Harald Bluetooth, El Cid, Charlemagne, Roland, Charles Martel, Jackes DeMolay, Tristan, Percival, Nostradamus, Barbarossa, Dante, Saint Nicolaus, Wukong, Anibal, Morgan, Quixote/Cervantes, Marco Polo, Count de Saint Germain, Genghis Khan, Tsubodai, Napoleon, Quin Shi Huang, Yamato Takeru, Emperor Shutoku, Tokugawa, Dorian Grey, The musqueteers, more random philosophers, Cortez, Nimrod, Utnapishtim, Samsom, Cain, Noah, Lucifer, Goliath, Hamurabi, Tuthankamon, Akhenaten, Queops, Montezuma, Salahadin, Hughes de Payens, Simo. Fucking never ever

I want something really interesting a Berserker Carl Jung with his Red Book.

What do you not understand?

>Dante
Is there another Dante?
>Samsom
A Samsom other than the 2 star guy?
>Lucifer
Probably falls in the same category as jesus regarding the "No servants of this type ever"

But we already have Genghis Khan.

Fuck the Red Slut. Post Dragondicks

First, why anyone in here would miss me while I was gone, and why would you think I'm dying?

The author Dante, divine comedy and all, and the biblical guy that was strong because of his hair
Kriemhild was a lucky lady

This is canon

Divine Comedy.

Samson the strong guy.

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Sumanai. I love my waifu.

>I have pretended to be 4* for seven years

>but I see 8 dots in that speech bubble

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

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Trap user?

Because you're a cute, you have an hard life, I just want to cuddle you and to tell you that everything will be ok. No homo though.

>why would you think I'm dying?
I read somewhere, someday, that you could die from the operation or something, dunno.

What is Gudao doing with the cute lizard?

>you could die from the operation or something, dunno
Dude I have no idea what you are talking about. I don't have a tumor or something. No operations.
Thanks though user.

Feeling his abs

I thought I was the only one that found braindamaged user cute and was worried about him. His devotion to Nero warms my heart

Wellness checkup. Why? What does it look like?

Robin a cute!

I would fuck this lizard with my little cock, dry, and make her scream and cry, and dig her claws into me. We would have the hottest sex two autist could possibly have.

>I don't have a tumor
Yet
That's a lewd way to do it, Siegfried is pure no lewding him

>Being in Veeky Forums
>In Veeky Forums
>In literally Hell: The General
>Not having already a tumor
Yeah, sure. Next you'll tell me that Astolfo is best girl.

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Got Helena, Shuten, and Titty monk but I still can't roll Scat, so so-so I guess.

>Kriemhild was a lucky lady
Depending on how close her story sticks to the Niebelungenlied, her first husband and quite a few blood relatives were murdered on two separate occasions and she was then stuck in a loveless marriage with a Hunnic Terminator until she herself was murdered for having murdered a bunch of people, of which some were her own family.

Too late

You mean this lizard right?
Fucked Siegfried though

No I really don't. My brain problems aren't like that.
I like Astolfo actually. Mostly because I think Nero might like him. I haven't bothered reading much of Apocrypha yet though. Can't into nip.

I really wanted to roll Titty Monk, but I didn't get to finish the event. Just fuck my shit up.