/pdg/ - Payday the heist, and Payday 2 general

>run

Maniac
ICTV

>tune into stream
>Diamond DW
>one heister is in custody
>they only bagged The Diamond
>no artifacts
>chopper arrives
>finally a couple extra bags show up
>Jules secures The Diamond
>Jules secures two artifacts
>second dev going into custody
>Jules: "Okay I guess we're leaving?"
>third dev throwing in more bags, misses
>Jules throws in more bags, misses
>finally get a fourth bag in
>chopper leaves
>Jules: "Oh my god, we secured too many bags!"

Just like my pubs.

Gambler, ICTV, fully loaded with a GL40 or china puff.

You can thank me later.

Haven't played since whenever the crimefest shitstorm happened.

What's the current meta?

Anarchist perk deck with the frenzy aced skill. Devs are using it and can afford acting like casuals on DW.

What are the best Akimbos? I've been using Chinamo Customs but they feel underpowered since RNGesus won't give me the Slide and Mag mods.

The customs are the best once you have it all modded out.

Just keep Offshore Gambling until you get what you want. You can increase the chances of getting the mods you want by getting rid of all the weapons in your inventory you never use (chances of getting a mod for a weapon you actually own are increased). Also: Don't install any mods you don't care about, but don't sell them either (once you have 2 of the same mod uninstalled and sitting in your inventory, you'll never get that mod again, and you'll get something you don't have).

Bad times ahead...

GET DUNKED ON

seriously, though: What's the name of that mask?

Death...

>being unable to look through the mask list

Thanks

Fuck you. Found it faster that way.

Now and forever.

should I or is it a meme?

right now it's outdated
otherwise it's a meme

Outdated and buggy.

If you really want a hud, look elsewhere. Maybe Pocohud.

Transexual heister when?

right now big boy

hoxhud is shit. get pocohud or holohud

Who the fuck are you?

Where have all the good heists gone and where are all the YEAH's

shit I forgot to clear the name field
anyway yeah, hoxhud is shit. if you want to use a hud mod, use pocohud or holohud

Unless they changed, maniac should gain stack from sentry, keeping fully boosted easier

Source?

nhentai.net/g/107045/

Thanks senpai.

>yfw the devs actually use the skin unlocker

HEY

LISTEN

Daily reminder as soon as Salesbabbies are gone this game will go back to killing floor 2 levels of obscurity

Thermal lance or thermal drill?

GO GET IT

>DW Train Heist
>jacketfag kills 3 guards in the opening area, uses nearly all the pagers
>puts the harddrive down on the ammo before gun
>guard spots me
>he freaks out

>stealthing Train with pubs
Sorry for your loss

why are jacket players such trash?
the only people worse than them are clover/sydneyfags, but fuck me if it's not a close contest

I wouldn't be so sure. We had 35k players last week, at least some of them are likely to drop the 6 bucks on the base game.

Because hotline miamifags only care about shooting shit

Don't forget Jiro, Bonnie, Wick, Hoxton, Bodhi, Jimmy, Houston and Rust players. Fucking gross.

fixed sentries fucking when I can't farm meth while jerking off like this

steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/14/358415738215298601/

Apparently sentries have an extra state of "destroyed" so you're not allowed to jack off while cooking meth.

>Sydneyfags wearing sunglasses

They're somehow a level of cancer not even the biggest Bodhifag could ever reach.

adding heisters and perks were a mistake

Why not just make it the entire playerbase at this point?
Dallas and even fucking Dragan at this point isn't safe.

>houston
>bonnie
>bad

I forgot about those two. Both garbage players, always.

Shitters.

wolf/chains masterrace prove me wrong

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i dont get why anyone would waste their time on this list

Always nice seeing Solar get BTFO in any forum.

update this please

fuck u

That's retarded
I know that the sentries show signs of damage before they're destroyed but the description explicitly says you can pick them up after they're destroyed and patch notes aren't mentioning any change in that
It's still manageable when I get the shield and extra health for the sentries but I'm a bit tight on skill points to do that

>locking all of the GEWHER mods behind bullshit RNG luck achievements

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

>always chains
>never carry saws or put points into technician

All me.

just use steam achievement manager

I've not seen anyone play rust yet
also I didn't make this
also I don't play pubs

>Generally reticent and quiet they often dont bring much attention to themselves when playing
>tfw Houston main
>tfw it's true

>Precision Aiming
>Kill 25 Bulldozers using the Gewehr 3 Rifle. Unlocks the Sniper Barrel for the Clarion rifle, Sniper Stock, Sniper Grip and Sniper Foregrip for the Gecko 7.62 rifle, Precision Stock, Precision Grip and the DMR Kit for the Gewehr 3 rifle as well as the “Black Death” mask.

>So Many Choices
>Own one of every Gage Assault Pack weapon in the game. Unlocks the Short Barrel for the Clarion rifle, Light Stock for the Gecko 7.62 rifle, Plastic Foregrip and Assault Kit for the Gewehr 3 rifle, “Evil” material and “Vicious” pattern.

>Unusual Suspects
>In the Watchdogs job, complete the heist while you and your four man crew are wearing one different Assault Pack mask each on OVERKILL difficulty or above. Unlocks the Light Foregrip for the Gecko 7.62 rifle, Tactical Foregrip for the Gewehr 3 rifle, Long Barrel for the Clarion rifle, “Void” material and “Death” pattern.

>Not Today
>Kill a jumping Cloaker using the GL40 grenade launcher. Unlocks the Wooden Stock, Retro Grip and Wooden Foregrip for the Gewehr 3 rifle.

Not a single one is RNG luck based though.

Farm dozers on Aftershock Normal (fuck Lab Rats), and the jumping Cloaker one can be done in like Four Stores at the start of the assault by forcing a Cloaker to jump at you through one of the store windows.

If anything, Unusual Suspects is the hardest one for you.

>Tfw all my favorite characters are shit tier according to this
>Tfw I main Wick because I genuinely liked the movie and Keanu in general, and I do love silent killer
>Tfw I'm the unicorn
>Tfw no face

fuck off faggot shitter

>wanting to stealth Train Heist

intothetrashitgoes.png

No

I've beentrying to do Not Today for half an hour, I'm gonna try Four Stores

When the assault starts, a Cloaker will drop into a store from an A/C vent.

If you stand in the alley in the back between the Pear and 24/7 stores, a Cloaker will probably spawn in one of the two (make sure to stand on the manhole or else a Cloaker might climb out of that).

Shoot the Cloaker a bit to half health or whatever and wait for him to jump through the window and blast him out of the air. I did on OVK.

Reminder that Jacket players are the best for playing the best character

>lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=16720

Would you ?

>tfw Update 100 brought back based Frank to the game

of course

>was going to say it's pure autism,
>realize it's the guy behind the long guide,

Makes more sense actually.

>shit-tier smug faces
make way for the king

at this point overkill should probably just hire Frank to review code before it goes live

Have they nerfed anarchist-ICTV yet with this newest patch?

You assume they pay any attention to bug reports.

When Frank's making bug reports about the reverse-engineered Lua, they seem to just pretend he doesn't exist.

You both assume they care about quality control.

post best heister

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>wild card

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>Cloverfag
>almost never use suits
>not shit at stealth either
Someone's acting dumb.

>Farm dozers on Aftershock Normal
>not meltdown normal with that one dozer hidden in one of the containers

> bonnie
why do people like jimmy

>cloverfag thinks he's good at anything
its like poetry, it rhymes
I guess because sharlto is really good
I would like him if it was like any of the other jimmies but they had to choose the worst one
fukken overkill

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They cheat their infamy levels too. Go look at Almir's achievements. It shouldn't surprise you by now that Overkill is full of hypocritical lying hacks.

i would play the shit out of jimmy if it was the lieutenant version

I've never used it, how can you tell?

>I've never used it
of course ;)

What does it mean if I play Wolf but do objectives whenever possible, and bring all the drill skills + a fuckton of FAKs to share?
I still murder a lot of police officers, of course.