Dota 2 - /d2g/

Why do liege of legends players hate turnrates?

dont expect fun when youre stacking with /d2g/

>its a get matched with 4 peruvians episode

>have as much hero damage as the entire enemy team

...

>that tryhard who still uses Dota 1 hero names

I moved from ca to the east coast

us east is so fuckign awful jesus christ but I get 10 ping

dont expect fun when youre playing dota

Autistic tryhard thinks he can play visage but obviously has no idea what he's doing. Retarded gyro gets a butterfly before getting any damage items, everybody else bought chainmails for whatever reason and ended up doing no damage.

Kool-Aide...

fucks sake dota..
>haven't played since last november except one game in the beginning of march
>decide to queue for ranked, 2.5k scrub
>at one point audio goes out of sync (way delayed, like 10 seconds)
>okay, I guess I'll have to play with delayed sound then.
>out of nowhere network error, get DCd
>ugh, reconnect
>a minute after reconnecting hear a brrrrrrrrrmmmmmmp and sound completely disappears
>a minute or two after that, computer crashes/restarts out of the blue
>computer loads up for a solid 5 minutes

just kill me, all I wanted to do was play ONE (1) game of dota.

comment, subscribe

>mfw everyone thinks they're EG
>3 support 2 carry draft
>one of the carries is huskar

I really enjoy taking forever to lose with the ebin "le teamfight control" team.

>dota2.prizetrac.kr/international2016
>d-d-dota is dead, w-wont even beat last years prize pool!!
apologize pls k thanks

how did this happen?

sale

gatoraide?

when all else fails, sale sale sale

Hi guys. I've just created this. Since it's allready exists, do you think dota2.com will accepts it as a admiral P. guide?

Taengerine?

Windranger

Ain't it funny how liberals cause the things they complain about

They bring in third worlders, they encourage slut dressing, they weaken the police/laws, they destroy all sense of community.

And then oops, now we need to teach third worlders not to street harass

No im asking if you are.. Nevermind

Man, you bringing some depth to my OC. Depth, that I didn't put in those. Don't be that *kho*/pol*kho* guy, pls.

>a retard on my team randoms, then rerandoms and ends up with JokeHero
>general burden, builds mek he uses only for himself when he gets out of position, gets ganked and dies anyway, manages to miss ice path on stationary targets
>call him out when he says something about tuskarr
>" heh heh i guess u never played dota 1..."

60% battlepass sale and all of them doturd wet in their pussy so hard vavlo manage to jew them and squezze them shekels!!....thats what happen

>spent 15 bucks on virtual points
>realize I could've bought an arcana for just a little more

This axe set I got from rylai's wheel is pretty nice I guess

a-am i gonna make it?

>just 3 million left till le ebin F R E E arcana treasure

>hey guys i did relatively well in one game, can i please get some upboats
i think maybe reddit is the place for you?

We're all gonna make it user.. One day
Godspeed

Why did icefrog nerf blademail?

Why not just make it pierce BKB then call it a day?

MOMMY
I
L
K

>+160% attack speed towers

SO YOU WANTED TO MEMEPUSH, DID YOU?

she's not lactating and she's not a mother

LIZERD

its ok gulag

your harsh attitude is what keeps me going and striving

thank you user

>tfw dagger crit ohk's somebody

esports when?

So, dotards.
How are you preparing for Tresdin being in 100% of all of your games once her challenge tree comes out?

>expecting a baby to understand lactation

I haven't masturbated for a week in anticipation

>mfw people think he's a trash hero

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>its a 'your team does nothing but farm' game

no pushing

only farming

we'll win for sure

>I gotta go vote in an hour
why live

>Pick Venomancer
>go hood>blink>aghs
>win
it's that easy

is singsing our guy?

Always has been

>enemy lifestealer rages through it and kills your entire team
?

Is loda our guy?

no he is reddits guy

they fuckign worship him

also reminder that eg is reddit the team because the /r/dota2 mod is the eg manager

>ult lasts 16 seconds
>rage lasts 6
?

>his entire team can rage through it
>rage lasts 17 seconds
thing is, people panic when veno blink ults

u austrian? i heard they had to redo an election

>Lose a match because of retarded Riki & Centaur who couldn't into initiating
>I got the diluted gamaglobuline instead of the concentrated one, so I'll spend my entire saturday on a clinic
>Did like shit on my chemistry exam

This day couldn't go more down the shitter if it wanted to

>people panic
maybe in 2k
in any bracket where people aren't retarded they arent standing on top of each other to begin with, so you'd hit at most 2-3 people with the ulti, and people also get bkbs

youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=39

shrimp on a barby! i'm australian, you drongo

>>its a get matched with 4 chinese episode
cao ni ma

>be 5k mmr
>stack with my twin and our friend (both 5ks)
>play unranked
>almost always paired with 2 other sub 3k retards
>still can't carry the game
This is game so team dependent its not even funny.
3k mmr players are so fucking braindead it has gotten to the point that I think they should just drink bleach.
Back then you could 1v5 the whole fucking enemy. Is it the patch?

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
r8 my desktop guys

>arch
>runescape graphics
ugly as shit

It is the patch.

Just a short time ago in 6.86 it was ez to 1v5 with 1st pick rapiers Arc Warden

>he doesn't like runescape
Shit taste babby

>play Dota
>always forced to play pos5 wardbitch
>play Rocket League
>always pos2 "assists guy"

should I apply for Sweden citizenship senpai

It's literally a snakes n ladders tier nostalgic kids game.

I'm looking for suggestions for:

-Offlane heroes that are sleeper imbalanced
-Niche support counters to the best meta heroes (Timber, Terrorblade, etc)

Kotl can take timber out of a fight and stun him constantly with mana leak

Slardar

Runescape is poor the poor people that couldnt afford a wow sub played

Shadow demon in both fields

The few people who are still here should join my Discord desu

discord.gg/GRGzG

>arch
0/10

Nyx

>Valve in charge of making a stable fucking game
>They get millions out of TI while basically putting in 0 effort into the game
>Never mind that we're still missing Pit Lord, the game crashes multiple times a day and you can't connect to a fucking match for no apparent reason

>Offlane heroes that are sleeper imbalanced

No such thing. All such "offlaners" are usually better off iron talon jungling from level 1.

_________Works for me :^)____

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened! :D

>tfw

Dota makes overwatches total to date sales in like one month kiddo
Like...nice try sweetheart x

the je- I mean Valve did it again

the jeans?
the jesuits?

>wowbabby thinks his opinion matters
Enjoy your playskool bullshit kiddo

>youll never make millions selling imaginary items to autistic young men
why live

you're blind if you think the graphics look good. it looks shit as fuck hell

>playing mmorpg "games"
>ever

casuals get out

>Making imaginary fiat "money"
top kek

t. user who lives in mommy's basement and only spends GBP

(((Valve))) did it again ;)

>literally being a white supremacist