Poorfags will never know how hard having 1000 jewbux is
so many things I want, none are actually worth the jewbux...
Oliver Edwards
is there a guide to obscure teleporter spots?
I can think of a couple in King's Row, but places like Route 66 are a god damn mystery
Ryder Baker
>The wolf hunts for it's prey! >The japanese poisoned the Hokkaido wolf to extinction, hunted the Honshi wolf to extinction ?
Juan Russell
Why is comp so fun?
Joseph Jenkins
What meta? There's a meta? I play video games for fun, tell me what this magical meta is and how it will make me have more fun.
Lincoln Baker
>First game of competitive lost because of Hanzo insta-locker When does it end
Wyatt James
That's gay user. Nice.
Lucas Young
>sperg faggot spergs out over people playing a game differently than him
grow up immature brat.
Chase Campbell
Just find a room near the front lines, one door, no medkit
Somewhere no one would ever go
Gabriel Green
HE MONGOL ARCHER NO QUESTION THE WOLFS AWOO
Eli Thompson
(you)
Jeremiah Ross
>How are people in ~65 rating still so fucking clueless of the meta?
Nigger, fuck off with your /lolg/ esports faggotry of trying to make people use team comps dreamt up by a bunch of aimbotting retards playing for shekels as a publicity event to get Metzen more dollerydoos.
Landon Martin
Which fast food place would you take Mei to?
Samuel Richardson
What I do on Route 66 is use the gas station and either put it in a little corner, or in the middle of the front. Works every time for me. It's absolutely great, because they can't get past the middle of the first checkpoint.
Luis Smith
chick fil a is literally the only fast food place that isnt complete ass
Noah Watson
Arbys cause I wanna eat her beef and cheddar
Daniel Cook
It only gets worse.
Daniel Ramirez
>play comp >do well >mfw Blizz lag spike of Blizz >3k ping >somehow we win >now too afraid to play comp When will the lag end /owg/?
Levi Torres
Some places are better or worse for some heroes. It's just life.
The objective of every game is to win. Everyone has fun by winning. There are no exceptions. Some people have fun by winning no matter what, and will play the strongest Heroes or decks or champions. Some have fun by winning with friends. Some have fun by winning with silly retarded shit just to see if they can. Everyone plays differently.Whichever one of these categories you fit under, and you can fit under multiple depending on your mood, does not diminish the fact that everyone plays for fun, they just have it in different ways.
Joseph Scott
Panda Express, of course
Evan Watson
taco bell slut
Benjamin Hernandez
panda express
Levi Bennett
>win match >four golds >potg YEEEEEEEEE
Carson Nguyen
>Put your teleporter in an easy accessible open room that is the first thing enemies see when they tank the lower tunnel flanking route.
How's 10 MMR treating you?
Carter Long
Why is it always the worst players that complain the most?
I've really never understood that.
Angel Collins
that's not real that's an april fools joke for wow around 2007
Nathaniel Perry
Taco Bell. May as well bring the whole crew along too.
Jose Rogers
Should I solo q on ranked?
Jose Peterson
>lvl 369
what the fuck
Anthony Campbell
They really need to nerf Pharah and Zayra, or buff their counters.
Oh wait >Zarya >Counter
Isaac Cox
Which one of you cucks is this
Gavin Adams
Can't even follow what you're saying/10
Lincoln Hall
>>win match >>four golds >>potg This is how you know when to leave, your team is shit and you shouldn't carry them.
Kayden Walker
>the objective of every game is to win This is autism speaking. >everyone has fun winning You have fun sitting back doing nothing playing a fuck boi healer so long as the game tells you that you "won" that's autistic as all hell >there are no exceptions This is really autistic too >some have fun winning no matter what That's called autism or having an inferiority complex when we're only talking about a GAME.
Bentley Ramirez
Subway
Matthew Roberts
Who's that imposter on Hana Song's meka?
Isaac Kelly
Nah, don't bother with comp unless you've got a group. It's just a waste of time to go solo.
Samuel Brown
>play soldier >press q >not a single assist or kill cause they have double zarya okay.
Nicholas Brown
I'm at 55 thank you very much. I admit, my teleporter breaks once a few matches, but the enemy team seems to have the mentality that I would never place a teleporter in such a terrible spot. It's awesome. It's so bad it's good.
But what do I know? It's not like I've won every time with Symmetra on Route 66.
Christopher Anderson
>do placements >team leaves >can leave in x seconds without reprecussions >leave in x seconds >still lose the placement match
why is blizzard literally allowed to lie to its playerbase
Noah Scott
>They all purposefully tanked their placements so they could grind against low level teams.
Lucas Wright
Reminder that sudden death and assault maps are broken in competitive mode
Carson Hernandez
Cuck is in TV now user
Cuck is mainstream
Cuck ism't your little sekrit klub maymay
Lucas Ortiz
>that guy 300+ with that shitty of a rank >having that many hours into the game and still being this bad
Jeremiah Brooks
>play 2nd most OP hero >Waaah, they have the 1st most op hero
Gabriel Howard
you know it nigga
David Evans
>play comp >fagtron instalocks hanzo >he is actually pretty decent >Guy from enemy team: "fuck you hanzo, you piece of shit" and leaves
Wow, some of them are pretty cool.
Jose Harris
I take it that you didn't actually read my post.
Some people have fun by winning no matter the cost. Others want to play silly shit just to see if they can win with it. Some people like to play with friends. Everyone plays to have fun. Everyone plays to win. Nobody hoes into a game with the intention to lose. Nobody goes into game with the intention to not have fun. People just have fun in different ways.
Gavin Gray
Anybody else an xbone fag? Finished my placement matches today, and managed to hook up with a premade stack while soloqueue.
Looking to maybe do so with some of you fine folks in the future.
Ayden Campbell
>Bronze Healing What even is your playstyle
Isaac Thomas
Because salt. If you notice that one of your teammates is complaining a lot, it's most likely you all will lose. It's like the first step to guaranteeing a loss. People work together better when we help each other and not place blame. I've won lots of games that way. Why, what do you know, being nice to each other actually works.
Lincoln Sanchez
I've found that the second floor cave works really well if you use your turrets to defend it properly. Can be really hard to break and you can even stop Junkrat/Pharah from blowing it up if you place it right
Isaac Jackson
>300 >+60 >+FUCKING9 HOWW
John Roberts
I just lost my first three placement matches. Why do people cooperate LESS than in in quickplay?
>quickplay >hey lets backdoor on volskaya, I need a mercy and a d.va >sure thing
>comp >hey guys lets backdoor >lol fuck you :^)
I just don't understand.
Hunter Ortiz
I played with a 400+ rank 38. He was actually rank 38 in skill.
Cooper Hughes
I am playing on console and I am not going into ranked until that Torbjorn nerf.
You can all greentext me for console I am poor and dont give a fuck.
Jaxson Reed
>Being enough of an item whore that you'll deliberately land yourself in bottom-bitch ranking bracket in order to get your fancy golden weapons faster
TF2 players are here and I do not like it
Jason Garcia
>these are the stats of a bastion/junkrat 'main'
at one point he was sitting just in front of our spawn in koth in turret mode trying to kill a tracer
Hudson Ward
When is the patch coming out fixing this shitty ass game
Christopher Rodriguez
You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't at the point or heading to it
Benjamin Young
Thanks for the idea user. I'll try it out next time. It will depend, however, on my teammates cooperation. Hopefully they will.
Oliver Miller
>level 369 >only rank 37
Time well spend.
Logan Roberts
>im rank 68 >rank 1 in skill
Christian Flores
>Consolefags finally get competitive >No one ever uses mic but teams still click >Have made 4 different teams ragequit so far >Actually picking up strats I wouldn't know from just quick play >Distinct lack of toxicity for now
All-in-all, pretty fucking good gamemode. Needs to dish out more EXP after matches tho, feels like I'm earning a whole lot less.
Christopher Wood
I dont know how he can like Junkrat AND Bastion sitting in one spot for an hour is just so boring, I wanna be flying around airshotting Pharahs
Jose Moore
snipan
William Thompson
Probably being used by multiple people.
I was playing the other night with someone 250+ and she clearly wasn't the only one using the account. She was noticeably shocked by some things that were happening, but still was decent enough to not be bad
Carter Flores
This whole only one side attacks bullshit is so unbelievably retarded.
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? The idiot should be fucking fired.
Logan Long
>quotes over half the post >you clearly didn't read my post
I didn't read the rest of this one for sure but what kind of idiot are you?
Charles Stewart
this is the correct skin to buy, yes?
Elijah Long
If you don't mind being paired with frustrating retards 9/10ths of the time, sure. It's shocking how terrible people are in competitive.
Jose Peterson
What game would you play with D.va? >Chess
Aaron Perry
Not him but what is this burst you guys are talking about? not shooting all your mag at once or is it an advance play or some shit?
How do i git gud with Soldier?
Nolan Rivera
Is Overwatch better with a controller? I'm not sure but I feel like I could do better in some situations with one.
Jordan Long
>Nobody hoes into a game with the intention to lose. Except I have. Every time I've picked Genji.
Michael Rogers
What soes Blackbeard look like
Julian Sullivan
no
Josiah Cruz
AHOY MATEY
yes
Alexander Fisher
I think perhaps he is trying to indicate that the adherence to a "meta" or ideal team build is a superfluous one due to the fact that the winners of Blizzard's prized esports competitions have been shown to be cheaters and therefor undermines any credibility that these "professional" players have in influencing how the common or garden player should attempt to win. This is further compounded by the fact that the esports element of Overwatch is so very obviously forced as an attempt by Blizzard to make more sales using this market.
I do hope this clears things up for you friend.
Ryder Foster
>game starts >lock rein >we have no healer >get our shit pushed in >"can we get a healer pls" >no response from anyone >whatever, this is a loss, might as well have some fun >switch to d.va and start fucking around >guy who instalocked hanzo at game start: "we need a tank and healer guys"
YOU ARE THE ONLY CONSTANT
YOU ARE TO BLAME FOR YOUR LOSSES, NOBODY ELSE
IF YOU CANT CARRY A TEAM WITH 2 HANZOS YOU'RE A FUCKING SHITTER AND NEED TO KYS
Aaron Johnson
It says you can leave without a leaver's penalty but it will still count as a loss. Read the whole warning next time.
Isaac Scott
It's probably some public account
Joseph Brooks
I have ult and want to quad the enemy
Ryder James
I like playing hanzo because i can't play widowmaker
Thomas Anderson
Console mic user here. But yes, environment seems to lack the toxicity of pc.
Yes.
Carson Barnes
Yeah you have to have somewhat component teammates otherwise a Junkrat will wreck your shit in the cave.
However it is incredibly nice to have a TP on that spot because of its proximity to the every choke point before the first checkpoint
Jason Green
...
Dominic Evans
>le meta
Feel free to fuck off back to league
Luis Sanders
>she clearly wasn't the only one using the account >She
Lucas Young
The first 3 shots of S76's rifle are 100% accurate, so you if you fire in quick 3 round bursts at medium - long range you won't miss (as long as you can actually aim).
Connor Ortiz
>Ilios >Reinhardt Ram a 76 into a wall >His buttbuddy Lucio got knocked out of the way >Flies off a cliff heh
Jonathan Nguyen
soldier's first 4 shots have pinpoint accuracy, then he starts coning
if you shoot 4, stop, then immediately shoot 4 again, repeat, he has 0 coning and if you're good is only a bit slower than holding it down
Liam Myers
>Be Reinhardt >Attack Zarya with half health while I am full >lose because my dumb cunt teammates fed her energy
Zachary Richardson
only because nerds are more than likely too afraid to flame people with their pussy ass voice, if they were on pc abd could type I reckon it would be the same.
Hudson Brown
>Level 70 >Get matched with JonSnow the level 250 Junkrat >Holds down M1 and strafes back and forth with no regard for actual aim >I'm already playing Junkrat with next to no time on him and I beat his ass I think he got like one kill on me the entire game and I got like eight on him >After the game he swears at me in chat and disconnects immediately