/nsunsg/ Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

Naruto never went edgy and has a power level much higher that Sasgay's

What is this bullshit general? You guys are just talking about anime. There's an entire board for that, go there.

But Naruto isn't allowed on /a/.

>the hottest trait a man could have was edgy autism
Japan, everyone.

>/a/
I was clearly referring to

Heh, I was just watching his anime video.

Not every strong character was edgy, but every edgy character was strong

Kindly fuck off. Don't feel like dealing with faggots like you today.

I know it's a meme but you can't self-insert as a character that barely appears. Or at least it's very hard. You're meant to self-insert as the protagonist, that's how story's are meant to be told.

you already made that joke two threads ago

Not all protagonists are audience surrogates.

>Shikamaru
>Barely appears

You don't need to front so hard, user. I can tell you used to like Naruto and just want to shitpost about it with us. This is a safe space.

This is my first time posting. I guess my joke just wasn't original. Ill try harder for next time.

name one this isn't me getting confrontational, just genuinely curious

he's a side character, only has about 10 chapters around Asuma's death where he's anything close to being a lead

it seemed original the first time I heard it anywau. Stick around though, I'm sure if you have any grasp of Naruto you'll come around. We don't mind the initial abuse.

You said he barely appears, which just isn't true

As for the lead being an audience surrogate, we've been over how dumb that is to do for Naruto, because Kishi in all his autism made his life fucking absurd. People should not be identifying as him

I identify as him and my bet is that you unconsciously do the same. His life doesn't need to be like my own and I don't have to be a retard to relate to him. Him being an underdog for a lot of the story helps.

Sherlock Holmes.

No, you don't understand. He's so socially inept that he had no friends and everyone hated him. I considered myself a friendless loser, but even I could interact with some people. Kishi made Naruto's life hilariously miserable, and it's just impossible to take seriously

So what's the best place to watch high level naruto play?
Got some local tournaments coming up and need 2 git gud

Nah, Naruto is an audience surrogate. Everyone, especially middle school kids, can relate to the feelings of people looking down you. That plus Naruto's ignorance literally being used to explain chakra to the audience makes him not really an audience surrogate.

Someone like Goku, who's just carefree living in the woods at the start of Dragon Ball, isn't really an audience surrogate.

youtube.com/watch?v=n-VtdcEC1JE

I dont like Naruto. I just wanted you guys to know that you're just another general wasting space on this board.

Stick around, enjoy the waifus.

He was intended to be that, but I'm saying it wasn't done very well. I certainly never identified as him, and most people I know didn't either. Besides, a character doesn't need to be an audience surrogate to get self-inserted as. Edgy kids self-inserted as Sasuke all the time

Patrick Bateman.

>I certainly never identified as him, and most people I know didn't either.
I dunno, my friends and I did when we were kids. When he got a family and his dream job I felt that sort of resonance.

>Besides, a character doesn't need to be an audience surrogate to get self-inserted as
That's true, but Naruto literally was stupid in unrealistic ways for the setting solely to have the setting explained to the audience.

Thanks for noticing us, senpai. and thanks for the bump ;^)

maybe there's something wrong with me because I relate to almost every protagonist ever. I've only seen the Sherlock Holmes films but pretty sure I self-inserted. It's only impossible if it's a woman (because the dynamics are way off) that I don't do this, which is why for me personally female protagonist is inherently an inferior story.

Looks like it really is just me. I couldn't get through a 700 chapter manga about a char I don't identify with.

I self-inserted as multiple characters for Dragon Ball. Like for the Cell arc towards the end I'd obviously self-insert as Gohan, but for pre-time-skip Goku I'd identify as him. And there were also parts where I'd relate to Yamcha for being absolutely useless but giving it his all around the time Goku surpassed everyone to a ridiculous extent.

With Dragon Ball it's a different dynamic because that series is 100% fighting, whereas Naruto actually has character moments (even if most people here think it's terrible writing).

Excellent example. I never watch American Psycho for the story though, I watch it for the laughs.

Alright, game over! Everyone survived! Sorry guy who wanted them all to explode into chunks. They managed to talk their way out of getting decimated by six ninja.

I would recommend learning to appreciate characters that you don't relate to but still are involved in a compelling story. It will make many stories richer to you.

Those punks did it again
I'll have have to step up my black voodoo magic to send bad mojo their way

I can't agree with you, but I will say that was a good burn.

>that image
That's from when Sasuke joined the war, right? I still find it funny that only Hinata and Naruto had minor reactions to Sasuke's arrival.

Why? Why would you do this?
I did not know this existed, and I was happy.
You ruined my happiness!

Well, I haven't actually written it yet. I'm not sure if I want to write it as a fanfic or do some weird pseudo-databook/sketches for my retelling to satisfy my autism. I've been organizing and planning a lot of stuff out though.

I'll probably harass the general by bouncing some story arcs/developments off of them as a tripfag.

I fully support your autism, user. And I would say that a fanfiction is the most feasible route and the most likely to be experienced well by others, if you care about that.

Game started pretty much where the last one left off. The four of them decided to go to bed and get up an hour early the next day. When they got up, they decided to start making a plan. Unfortunately, they fart-assed around for literally fifty minutes and had to rush to get into place. Waniko and Arata headed out to a field, with Arata setting up a remotely activated Detect Life scroll a little way off. The Kotsuka negotiators arrived - Kichiro, the head of the family, and Mitsuo, Kichiro's brother - and their guards. The discussion quickly confuddled Fugetsu and Renya as it moved onto tax rates, border locations and whatnot. Tsuka was rather diplomatic, avoiding from straight-up accusing Kichiro of wrecking his mill.

As expected though, that eventually happened, and Kichiro got rather offended. Tensions and voices rose, and, being able to hear them from the field, Arata decided to set off the scroll, just in case. Nothing was revealed, and nothing was resolved in the meeting, with Kichiro eventually getting mad and leaving, saying he was upset that an amicable solution couldn't be reached. The ninja all reconvened back into the house with Tsuka. They decided to help find out who, for certain, was sabotaging Tsuka's mill and lands.

Partway through, however, a voice called to them from outside. Specifically, to Tsuka. Quickly forming a hazy sort of plan, Waniko ducked out a back window and headed through the fields behind Tsuka's house, trying to take up a flanking position on...whoever was out there. The other three followed Tsuka out the front, trying to put themselves between him and any attackers. Good ninja.

I can try but I really wouldn't know how. Doesn't matter, I love my entertainment as much as anyone else.

second this , haven't read that user's Chuunin Uzumaki fanfic series yet but he's already got 95 reviews on fanfiction.net so post it there

Obviously post it here too

That is one fuckable iruka

Go for it, user I know I've talked enough about my own, with even a couple of questions sneaked in, that I'd be happy if I wouldn't be the only one.

>Waniko jumps out the window at the first sign of trouble, abandoning her team
Good instincts. You can tell she was raised on the streets.

As expected, it was Tsuka. Now with half a dozen ninja or so. It seemed he was done fucking around, and decided to step up his plan to 'take the mill by force, and pay off any cops who come snooping around'. There was one ninja that the three guys could see, down one side of fields, and another, in the top right, that Waniko could see from her flanking position. Waniko got a 22 on a Stealth check, and so was able to sneak up on the bowman on the right, and, in a move worthy of the Predator, duck out, shank him in the fucking neck, and drag him back into the fields, without anyone else noticing. In the meantime, Arata was able to notice - with a lucky Perception check - that the ninja seem to hold themselves with pride, despite being wounded and having ragged bandages covering some of their limbs. There was also a headband on the ninja's arm, tarnished, but clearly taken care of and worn with pride.

Renya decided to start talking a little bit of smack, but Fugetsu and Arata quickly dragged him back into place, as going head to head against six ninja isn't something they REALLY wanted to attempt. The ninja - similarly to the bandits from the previous mission - had been forced to leave their Village due to the lack of work, thanks to the peace that Naruto brought about. It seems that the peace is hurting more people that originally thought. Fugetsu and Arata decided to attempt to stretch their diplomatic muscles and tried talking to the ninja.

After a bit, and after Kichiro getting increasingly mad, the ninja seemed pretty convinced. Fugetsu told them he could virtually guarantee them work in Konoha under Naruto. Waniko decides to break cover and speak up. One of the ninja notices their ally is gone, which sort of strikes home exactly what Waniko did. She has a minor breakdown, apologising to them.

sorry anons, i don't have gender-specific pronouns in my language

I also got a guy declaring me his eternal rival in a PM in the name of YOUTH because we've started a fic around the same time, to around the same level of reception.I still can't decide whether that's full-on autism or fun, but that kind of goes with posting Naruto-related stuff on the Internet.

Sounds like he's having a good time. Roleplay Kakashi with your eternal rival and have fun too.

Sup Turkanon.
It's a great feeling, isn't it, knowing we get to dodge a retarded political correctness bullet, just by virtue of superior language.

>fag-enabling language
>superior

Kinda did that. And blew him off by telling that I am loaded with work, the fic and a somewhat ill-considered replay of the entire Witcher series, but told him that when I'd get some time for I would read it. I also proposed a game of rock-paper-scissors to settle the bout for now. That's something Kakashi would do, right?

In a heartwarming little speech, she says "Being a ninja is difficult, and I've had to make some hard choices, but we all have to live with what we do. It must be difficult doing it alone, without a village to give you direction. I couldn't do it when I was alone. But now I have people to help me". The ninja make up their minds and sheath their weapons. Kichiro wasn't paying that well, and hell, it's not like they had a Village leader to chew them out over abandoning the mission.

Kichiro takes this about as well as you'd expect. He draws a tanto and charges Tsuka himself. Renya, rolling the highest on his Dexterity check, goes full hero, flashing in front of Tsuka and taking the knife in his shoulder. Performing a textbook hip throw, Renya uses Kichiro's momentum and bodyslams him into the ground, kneeling on his chest and pinning him there. The ninja are quietly impressed at the non-lethal takedown.

Tsuka thanks Renya and crouches down in front of Kichiro, saying, in no uncertain terms, that if he EVER fucking pulls anything like this again, or if anything happens that makes Tsuka think Kichiro is involved, he's going to hire an Amegakura assassination team and put a hit out on Kinchiro's entire family. It's clear he is done fucking around with the backstabbing two-timing piece of shit. For now, he's going to hold Kichiro for ransom, and until Mitsuo pays, he's going to put Kichiro to work, replanting the crops he burnt and repairing the mill he damaged.

The ninja get Waniko to show them where she hid their comrade's body, take his headband, and give him a proper burial on a hill nearby. They don't hold any ill will towards her - he was a ninja, and so was she, and she was just doing her job. Saying their goodbyes to Tsuka, the combined ninja group head back to Konoha. They run into the trader/bandit they got accosted by on the way up, but he summarily fucking sprinted off when when 10 ninja made their way towards him.

excellent work user

How is it fag-enabling?
Signalling the gender of the third person you are referring to is kind of redundant, the name, occupation, relations to other people, a hell of a lot of things already do that.

Then again we don't also have angry feminists demanding we change "firemen" to "firefighters" and remove masculinity from all manly obs, without even so much as actually getting women to do those fucking jobs.

>tfw planning trip to hungary for Kurultai
>tfw durkas blew up the airport
maybe should i take train instead?
if you want to know what kurultai is here is the info link: kurultaj.hu/english/

>mfw I'm in Bongistan and can't make it there
I hope you enjoy yourself there at least, user. And don't bring up your religion, if you are religious, that's bound to be a sore spot back home these days.

This was meant to read 'As expected, it was Kichiro', not Tsuka.

The group got back to Konoha around 7pm, give or take. As before, the mysterious ninja with enough chakra to bring them all to their knees was waiting for them again. He didn't want anything this time - or so it seemed. He was just chilling on the fence, having something to eat. He mentioned that they nearly ran into a bit of trouble back in the Land of Wheat. He said that he had a few clients who were interested in how the team turned out, and was going to keep an eye on them. Fugetsu sarcastically asked if he had any more constructive criticism, and the ninja ignored the sarcasm and said that, for a ninja who was the epitome of laziness, he seemed to consistently take charge of the team and make sure they stayed on the 'right track'. He finished his food and buggered off.

They were stopped at the gate by some Chuunin, and after a small chat, got some more Chuunin guards to escort the new arrivals to the Hokage's office. The ninja had to wait outside while the team went in and delivered their report. Naruto, being Naruto, already sensed the six ninja outside, and after the cursory greetings, asked what they were doing here. Shikamaru brought them in, and Fugetsu explained that, while it might've been a bit presumptuous, he said he'd be able to get them all work in Konohagakure. Naruto agreed that it wasn't his call to make, but asked if Fugetsu trusted them. Fugetsu said that they were honourable, and didn't bear any anger towards Waniko for killing their teammate.

In a display that Shikamaru saw coming, and stunned the other shinobi, Naruto exploded into Six Paths Sage Mode, bathing the room in golden light. Maybe a bit overkill, but it was a mix of it being late, him just wanting to go home, this being the fastest way of judging if they're trustworthy, wanting to put the scare on them a bit, and maybe a teeny weeny bit wanting to see the reactions of the team.

>And don't bring up your religion
nah guys who go there mostly is "braise dengri :DDD" of course from what i heard there are still some orthodox and islamic stuff in there but everyone respecting other respective tribes' traditions and religions

In short order, Naruto changed back to normal, and told Shikamaru with a smile to get them cleaned up, the ones that needed it to the hospital, and Konoha headbands for all of them. Naruto then turned back to the team and looked over them. He expressed how proud of them all he was - how he had placed his trust in the four of them, and they had exceeded his expectations. To Waniko, he said: "You're a credit to Amegakure. I've already passed on high praise to Lord Zed about your performance. He was not surprised, but he was pleased. You do your Village proud."

To Fugetsu, "I didn't know Suigetsu that well, but you live up to every story I've heard of the Hozuki clan. You have two Shinobi Swordsmen in your family, and a Mizukage, and you're on track to be the third Swordsman. Your family has told me what it expects of you, but if you want my honest opinion...at the rate you're going, you can do anything."

To Renya: "I might not have agreed with everything Danzo said or did, but I acknowledge the loyalty of the Shimura clan as a whole. Your clan was integral to the forming of Konoha, and keeping it safe throughout the decades since. You do you clan and your ancestors proud. You're going to be an exceptional ninja."

And to Arata: "The Fujita have already been watching you very closely, from what I've been told. I've personally passed on my praise to your elders. You look like you're going to be one of Konoha's own legends in a few years' time."

They all got their mission pay - 350 Ryo each - and get a few days rest and recovery before being hit up again.

So, Waniko got her first up-close and personal kill, and it managed to be a lot cleaner than Renya's. Arata is currently the Jew of the team, hoarding all of his precious ninja shekels, topping the leaderboard at 875 Ryo.

Game summary file in the OP has also been updated, if anyone wants to read the full story so far.

Cool stuff, GM user.

Cheers.

I need to put something at the start explaining why Akame turns into Waniko part way through.

Drug deal gone bad?

The Ol' Switcheroo

If Akame is that Uchiha I suppose she could have wandered into a forgotten hidden lair of Tobirama's, and her genetics could have triggered some automatic defences.

Her player just stopped playing. Got 'bored', which I find odd because the current players are apparently enjoying it.

I don't plan to have an actual reason, because there's not introduction. For the game's sake, I just said 'Akame is out, Waniko is in, just play as if Waniko had been with you all along'.

>Somewhere, there's a red-eyed skeleton with around 300 kunai shot into it
Nice.

>page 9

the other thread still hasn't archived

But image limit has been reached.

Thanks for the support. But I should have mentioned that most of Part I would be the same (though the differences would be either completely noticeable or significant in the long run), so I don't know how that would translate in Fanfic form unless I skipped the mostly canon parts, which I guess I would also do if I could draw a doujinshi.

Eh, whatever. I guess I'll still shitpost about my version here anyway. Later today.

no yeah I'm just surprised since we left for this thread 3 1/2 hours ago + there hasn't been a post there for two hours

Oh I see. Still would be interesting seeing the same material being done in a different format, so make sure you give us updates.

Well, actually I do something rather similar in Chuunin Uzumaki. Where, obviously, Tsunade ends up picking promotions, and besides the smart, strategically-minded Shikamaru who leads from the back she also picks Naruto to lead from the front, sort of like Jiraiya would.

I simply make a couple of establishing paragraphs about the world, lead in the reader to where and how it goes different from the main story. I'm actually rather happy with how the introduction has turned out, so I can recommend reading that at the very least for ideas as to how to do a split from the canon while keeping most of Part 1 around.
Not that I'm saying you should do it the way I have, of course

If there HAD to be filler, would you prefer it to be 'serious' shit like the Itachi Is Perfect or the Kaguya filler arcs, or more silly shit like the cooking episode from Part 1's Filler Hell?

imgur.com/a/LEOpD

Translated another one of the spinoffs to the above and sent it for typesetting.

Brief summary:

It's Naruto's birthday a few years before he becomes Hokage.
At first it looks like Hinata forgot
Then it looks like she's punishing him with burnt dinner
So he thinks she's mad at him
But she urges him to eat and he discovers that the dinner was made by Boruto and Himawari
And Hinata made him a separate dinner
Then they celebrate and put the kids to bed
They talk about the future, as Kakashi is soon to retire
Hinata tells Naruto to leave the house to her and that it'll be okay even if Boruto and Himawari fight, since they're descended of she who loves Naruto
Naruto retorts that she'll be okay since she'll be with children descended of he who wants to protect Hinata
Hinata tells Naruto that she'll be lonely but just the fact that he's alive and that she can be with their kids makes her happy
Naruto thanks her for becoming and for giving him family

Kissu.

100% fun shit where the stories never last longer than 2 episodes. Part 1 filler had story arcs, that's where they went wrong.

This Fun and/or cute shit that is a one or two-off that fleshes out characters or locations, but doesn't drag out.

that sounds lovely TL user. Can't wait.

Was this THE most plot driven bullshit fight in the series? Was Deidara jewed by Kishimoto?

> Hinata tells Naruto she'll be lonely
This makes my heart do the sad emote.

Much as I might appreciate TL user's work, honestly I am not sure I like that particular artist. There's too much love for pointless drama, and not in a good way at all.

Now that that interacts with Kishi's need to project his own failures onto Naruto, it's bound to be tiresome, even for a massive Hinata/NHfag like myself.
Still gonna read it.

The way it's set up is different from With You In the Future in that it's not drama. It's just an earnest, mature conversation between a husband and wife about what they're going to do about their upcoming new status quo.

it felt so pointless killing off Deidara. They literally spent a couple chapters setting up a fight and his entire motivation was something along the lines of "if I can't kill Itachi, I'll just kill some other Uchiha". It's a bit much to ask for every death to be meaningful, but yeah, that was pretty shitty. Fought for nothing and didn't even succeed in his self-sacrifice.

But teehee it's ok let's just edo tensei him and give him an equally pointless second death

I just realised I have literally nothing planned, map wise, for tomorrow and the next mission. Fuark.

>Team 9
Is that fanon or are they actually that?
And really, that the teams were numbered instead of being named after the Jounin sensei like Gai's is silly.

Fanon, I think. The Naruto Wiki (yeah, yeah, I know) doesn't list Team 9 anyway - only as Team Guy or as part of Third Division.

...

That's usually pretty hard to write, I feel.

this is from the naruto wiki

"In the Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth Full Power Ninja Chronicles anime and Naruto: Shippūden episode 377, Team Guy was referred to as Team Three (第3班, 第三班, Daisanhan). Whether this is canon or not is unknown."

But yeah these pics I downloaded call them Team 9 for some reason

I recall reading something of a similar sort, where Naruto puts off Kakashi's offer to retire early when Bort, then when Himawari are born, pissing off the elders and nobility.
The whole thing is basically Hinata talking some sense back into him, making him promise that the next time the offer comes at the right opportunity, he will take it.

naruto should've retired
if you don't retire as hokage then someone always kills you no matter how strong you are

> I'll send you to where the Seventh went
> Kawaki sent him to a five-star Kiri retirement village