/ss13/ - Guitar Hero General

"Told you I'd do it" edition

inb4
>my cryo mix is better
>waifufagottry
>love/remove vox
>PR self shilling
>op can't inb4

We do have an official steam and discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about there not being any "official" steam or discord groups, promising RP or not, be sure it's a shitposter Goon group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.


>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: bother admins to get it updated
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/xUdBuWvj

Other urls found in this thread:

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2628&p=12561#p12561
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10877
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

first for you madman

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How do the turrets work anyways?
What do they target?

>We do have an official steam and discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about there not being any "official" steam or discord groups, promising RP or not, be sure it's a shitposter Goon group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.

The discord isn't official just because nuke made it, fuck off

you fucking liar you said you'd make this thread without an image and this one STILL HAS A 43B IMAGE

Sawbones for Admin

everything that moves

>the discord isn't official just because the head of the administration team made it

What WOULD make it official then?

>the head admin made a discord
>most admins are there, over 60 people on at all times
>pomf is there
>somehow not official

I see you are part of the Goon group

What did he mean by this?

He's turning into a frog monster.

I believe it is a common last name for Greys

>Discord made by the head admin
>Not official
Okay /gsg/

Doesn't seem like a good thing to have in brig if they keep shooting officers

Vox being able to eat seed packets when?
I want to forcefeed them apple seeds and kill them with the cyanide they have

>Seeds having cyanide
>Cyanide not being a biproduct of maturation.

how do you think seeds are formed you wacko

What's the process for making money as a miner?

After extensively testing turrets and their effectiveness, I can say conclusively that they are shit and not to be relied upon.

lasertag turrets are the only turrets you should ever use desu

Mine ore (plasma for big bux), take to mining outpost, put on conveyor, activate smelter, insert card into smelter console, claim points.

>vox friend goes mining for a bit
>brings back a large artifact and a fucking spur
how did you do it jesus christ

>using lasertag turrets

are regular lasers any good?

Might be worth setting a couple up in the armory every now and then.

smells like meme magic

we love our borers, don't we folks? we love 'em

unending round where engineers actually have to fix things and not just call the shuttle at the first sound of a breach when

you can set it to shoot criminals/non officers/people with no weapon permits but weapons

>medbay gets bombed
>everything is gone, nothing to salvage except for the surgery overflow and a patient room
>cloning gone
>cryo gone
>chem gone
>at least 10 people dying/dead/missing multiple limbs from the explosion
>captain calls for a vote to leave
>the only people who vote no are engineers wanting to feel important
>NO, WE BUILD MUHFUGGA
>end up having to wait 30 minutes for medbay to be shoddily rebuilt to get cloned instead of waiting 15 for a shuttle and then starting fresh

...

>i ded pls restart

Thread is so slow

QUICK

WHO IS ON YOUR THICC CREW DREAM TEAM?

I only need Dana in my dream team

5 MoMMIs

Thick metal plating is all they need, and imagine all the shit 5 of those autism powered crabs could do to improve the station.

5 SMEs bare minumum, every tile repainted, power grid suplied till the end of time, endless metal and glass, every window replaced with plasma and reinforced with the advanced silicate sprayer, it would be fucking glorious

hows that appeal coming warden?

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2628&p=12561#p12561

Here is my ideal scenario.

>Medbay bombed, nothing salvagable
>5+ dead waiting for cloning
>Engineering starts to rebuild
>Crew transfer shuttle to revive anyone to lazy to wait, but they forfeit all round knowledge and have to play as a new character.
>Make shift medbay set up in cargo, who can order new everything
>round never has to end, new antags named every 30 minutes.

>new antags every 30 minutesĀ“
>wanting cumulative antag damage when most engies can barely even make girders and apply wood or metal to them
>wanting every 30 minutes for 5 C4 antags or a fuckload of emagged doors everywhere every 30 minutes

As a MoMMI player, kill yourself.

Felicity

Never would happen, people won't give up their snowflakes, and will metagame info

Seeds don't contain chems

If you grind them you get pepper

>that round as CMO

CAN WE REMOVE FUCKING RANDOM WEIGHTED VOTES
IT'S RETARDED

You refused to put any chems in cryo. How were you expecting it to go?

AMOS I SAID HACK ALL THE WIRES BUT THE FIRST ONE IT WILL SHOCK YOU

I'M SO SORRY AMOS IT CAME OUT SO STUTTERED IT MUST NOT HAVE MADE ANY SENSE

I hate you.

That would be a completely different game. Add in starting with nothing but materials and the crew and cross-station interactions (trading, raids as a kind of procedural antag, etc.) and it could be fun as fuck though.

decisions decisions decisions
it was hard to choose either the other ling's life or greentext
i hate ling rounds so much

>virus spreads
>get blamed even though i never got crates
>first symptom is reverse pattern
>ohboy.jpg
>no cryo mix, had to make a 50 unit one because random mutations
>someone welded virology so cure was delayed
>mfw the whole time after infection started to spread
atleast it wasn't my own virus

The hilarity makes up for it.

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHEMIST'S JOB BUT HE JUST FUCKING MADE MINDBREAKER.
AND THEN THE CLOWN FUCKING FLUSHED OUR PLASMA.
I EVEN PUT CRYOX/CLONEX AS A TEMP ASSUMING THE CHEMIST WOULD DO HIS FUCKING JOB.
BUT IT ALL GOT USED UP DUE TO CLONE DAMAGE VIRUS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
FUCK YOU.

You were a true gygax the whole time gygax. God speed to you.

I miss tensioner, It ensured that the crew actually had to be robust if they wanted a 3+ hour round instead of just killing all the antags in 30 min and then fucking around until someone goes 'woops' and calls the shuttle and everyone 'forgets' to recall it

That wasn't cmo, that was chemist. Chemist was retarded. Cryo had cryoxedone awaiting chemist's cryomix.

More along the lines of: Med bombed, engis start rebuilding, they also get bombed after 10 minutes.

I never stopped believing. Those parts will be sent from the warehouse soon.

30 Mommi 20 Cyborgs 5 AI's and a clown

WRONG

Making the cryo mix and other chems is always the job of the CMO. CMO always has to be prepared to do every job in medbay.

Should've injected the clown with 15 units of chloral and thrown him into disposals for that though

>virus cure gets made
>don't hand out the cure
>90% of the station is unable to move, hear or speak
You deserve a permaban

I WAS MAKING IT WHEN THE VIRUS DISABLED MY ABILITY TO FUCKING MOVE YOU GIGA NIGGER.

Is it possible to set a single window on top of a grill when you aren't standing in the grill?

I repeatedly told the CMO as he was shuffling people around an empty cryo tube that the beaker was empty, he responded that chemistry wasn't safe because sec wasn't doing their job. All of sec were near crit on the floor in front of him.

you're trash

Fuck off, faggot.
I bet you don't even play Medbay.

you don't understand
we were trapped in virology until a miner drilled into it
after that i rushed to chemistry and put pills on the floor while giving them to those who couldn't walk

Gotta make it before the chemists have a chance to be fucking retards family

>Debating whether to play another round or not
>Deff gets rolled
>Decision made for me

Why is it even an option?

>15 units of chloral
If someone fucks me over as CMO, they get every disability.
Spaceacillin fully prevents virus progression.

better then you would do

He's right you know. It's a head's job to do his entire department by himself if need be. It's not unique to CMO. It's just Medbay always has something to do. And considering vg crews would rather meme than care about their own lives, there's a lot of things to do.

Theres nothing worse than when the other chemist wont make the cryomix

the first stage caused random mutations if i remember correctly and i'm sure it doesn't stop that from happening

Aw jesus that image is from 2014 thats older than i thought.

First stage was slowdown and blackout, second stage was random mutations.

Your crates were under the plastic flaps in the little mulebot area the whole time. I noticed them on my way to the shuttle.

Bullshit. By the time you were running around there were at least 4 people awaiting a cure with three on the ground and fucking nothing to help out. Not to mention not a word from you. Dirty fucking birds, I'll never trust the likes of you again.

Spaceacillin even halts toxins and limb numbing from grave fever.

>github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10877
Someone explain this to me. It seems like a big deal to me, but I don't know what get_step() does or how often it's used.

I love you :3

>sneak into viro when the virology vox was out
>release a virus
>he gets all the blame
>when he's trying to cure it I weld the airlock
>mockingly start absorbing a corpse right in front of him in the shuttle
>he fails to kill me
YOU GOT MEMED ON

It's not really that big a deal, as while get_turf() is used very often, it's already blazingly fast. That just makes it even more so.

pAI's are so underpowered, god damn

SAY: Grayson Losey/Kyunny/(Grayson Losey) (@17,228,2) Deadsay: stammers, ":g im being raped by validhunter vox on the shuttle"

He didnt even cut off my head and I just regenerated myself from the dead.

kek

i didn't have anything sharp to cut your head off

Break window, get glass shard

Pretty big meme words for a raped man.

Is there a tcomm script that allows me to add a simple addon to things that go on over the radio? I want to make it so everything said over the radio start with 'nigga' and end with 'and shit'. NT scripting makes no sense and Im a shithead who cant into code or scripting.

pAI's should have local hologram technology. They can't affect anything, but they can project themselves up to a half dozen spaces from their unit.

There is
That's one of the easiest things to do in NTSL script
However that's a pretty shit gimmick and it doesn't even sound funny so I'm not going to explain how so we don't have round after round of you rushing to force it to happen.

Decapitation should not be a legit kill for a ling. Incinerate or space.

They should just be able to hack shit fast desu.

Nah. Fuck you. I want muh hologram pAI's so I can ERP with my digital Waifu.

>not sexually abusing your pAI's
Holstering pAI card to my angus when?

niggly has them and I was mad he never shared them but I hope he never does now, because faggots like you.

Not him but I could really use a script to selectively mute one person without having to go through the /mute (name) stuff over comms and whatnot
used to have one but i lost it

What happened to synth meat being used to make androids?

You used to be able to splat synth meat all over a borg endoskeleton to make a synth/android.

Try hardcoding the mute to match the crewmember's name or job title.
It takes a little more work and you have to be at the console to turn it on and off but you wont have to bother with radio commands and accidently saying your command over the general radio.

Veeky Forums has never had this function.

Yeah thats what I was looking for, I just dont remember how to do it, is it like $replace or something?

I didn't say vg did. I'm asking in general. I'm seeing none of the big wiki's even mention it.

I know for a fact it was a thing since that's what I spent most of my shifts doing like 2 or 3 years ago.