/nsunsg/ Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

Spoilered for off topic but when I was a kid someone thought it would be funny to sit on my face while I was my head dow , I push him off and UFC style ground and pounded him, there was 12 year old blood everywhere, I'd never felt more alive and haven't since.

Haha!

>Pairing best girl with a man so autistic he makes the Uchiha's seem normal

SasuSaku

Because I genuinely worry that young people will watch this show and think this is how relationships are meant to be

So am I assuming correctly that people only care if Hinata isn't paired with Naruto?
>why is everybody always paired with Naruto?
>all right, here's Hinata paired with someone else
>wow, how dare you

SasuHina, honestly.

Sasuke/anyone
Kishimoto should've been hit by a truck and his manga taken over so that Sasuke could be killed without that faggot's homoerotic brotherlust.

>So am I assuming correctly that people only care if Hinata isn't paired with Naruto?
You assume correct friend

Anything that isn't Kiba and Ino, becuase that one is pure Kino

Personally I don't mind Hinata paired with Gaara. Maybe it's because he was as fundamentally broken as Naruto was at the start, and went through a similar arc of introspection and self-improvement.

Saved

Nah, I don't really mind gaara/Hinata because I could see them settling for each other if naruto ended up with someone else, because they would bond over their unrequited love. Also naruto/any of the older women can be pretty hot, maybe not romantically but sexually.

>Subconscious Homoerotic user Poster Edition
who?
anyway pic related goes for him i guess

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Maybe it's better to kill her off then, if Nacho is paired with someone else

Anytime I've seen Nacho get with some one else the writer always forces Hinata onto kiba fucking shit, or has tard around Nacho until he's forced to tell her to just fuck off, or she joins his shitty harem.

Pic relted is probably the only one I care for, but even then it's only for eugenics

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please delete these two

I'm genuinely struggling to think of anyone Hinata can be paired with, she doesn't seem the type to settle for something, and if she can't have Naruto the most logical outcome is Christmas Cake or arranged marriage.

Can you imagine Hinata as a Tsunade style washed out old slut though?

A cousin m8, she's part of an elite bloodline after all

>I'm genuinely struggling to think of anyone Hinata can be paired with
Neji if he wasn't kill
seriously though NejiHina was a thing and nips are crazy about incest

Sure

I read a fic where she got blue balled by nacho too many times, so she became a ninja prostitute and went over to kill Ao after fucking his brains out just to get his byakugan

So Hinata as a cake? Not a bad end in my book

what's Hinata's and Sakura's response?

That's basically what I meant by arranged marriage.
There is something between spinster and sucky sucky 5 ryo

according the TL user "oh?they are really being a good friends huh?" or something like that when Boruto and Sarada spilled the beans

No, because a semen demon like Hinata knows no limits
She is somebody's bottom bitch, or the world's hoe, no other options.

Source

>There is something between spinster and sucky sucky 5 ryo
>sucky sucky 5 ry
you killed my sides you motherfucker

you dummy naruto is a kids cartoon not a video game..

they make good fighting games too. You can just discuss the kids cartoon though if you'd like. Want to stick around user?

fanfiction.net/s/7474227/1/Shadows-of-Konoha

It was on the /nsunsg/ approved list
Edgy as all fuck,and has a lot of PLOT induced stupidity, but it's well written.

why aren't there torrents of Boruto up yet? It's evening in Nip time

Why has Drawfag not done it for us yet? Too busy drawing hair pussies I bet.

I don't think he's actually had much time to draw to be honest, in between school, study, sleeping and socialising. I dunno when he plans to get free time for the next seven weeks or so.

i hope he picks the Boruto BD then uploads it on nyaa

Dunno if Drawfag is fluent enough to translate and sub a movie. He's got other stuff to do anyway. It'll get done, just be patient.

subs are pretty much ready since camrip is out
he just needs to upload it on nyaa thats all.

He's probably a bit busy. Someone else will do it.

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Niggas I got a 試験 in 12 hours to study for. Also I am nowhere near fluent enough to translate a movie, I'm still on everyday basic bitch conversation. But I would definitely buy it and figure out how to upload it tomorrow afternoon, assuming shitty dorm Internet is fast enough. I need to buy and scan Manga for turkroach user anyways.

you don't need to translate it, just put the Raws on Nyaa

>I need to buy and scan Manga for turkroach user anyways.
T-Teşekkürler senpai
t-thanks for the eid gift

I hear they deport you if they catch you pirating shit in Japan

That was pretty fantastic

Do you have any advice for not getting caught then?

No. My brother lives in Japan and is really paranoid about it, doesn't torrent at all. I hear in America the ISPs can rat you out to the authorities, probably same in Japan. Not sure if it's better or worse if you're at university for avoiding detection.

Use a VPN. Or just don't worry about it because the chance is so low it's almost negligible, unless you're tormenting hundreds of gigabytes of stuff daily

well if he's going to uploading a bd raw that's at least 20gb I think, and per person that downloads it

Once there's enough people seeding he can simply stop. His internet is dodgy as fuck anywhere and constantly drops out. By the time he finished uploading, a better release would already be out.

youtube.com/watch?v=TNWWN-uDldo

youtube.com/watch?v=aPjGXkuuiXw

Fucking hell I really need to start using music in the game. Nothing much has happened yet, though.

If they ever need to hang out somewhere for fun, I got you a good theme for that. Even if it IS a bit outside of the genre.
youtube.com/watch?v=Y0GK2Pxg_xE

I literally just used a classic on their day off when they were fucking around in Konoha.

youtube.com/watch?v=7XGNldmVnPk

Good one. Also, I recommend this for silly shenanigans, if you plan on some: youtube.com/watch?v=qNZ9sKiDKhc

Man, KotOR II was such a good game. Like, buggy as fuck, sure, but good.

Most of the music will be used later on, though. I have most things set for like the Waniko Hiden and onwards, which is after Mission IV - and they're about to start Mission III this weekend, unless they fartass around some more. It'll mostly be a mix of Final Fantasy IX and Naruto music, with some other bits and pieces thrown in here and there.

Going through the soundtrack, Final Fantasy IX has WAY too many sad tracks for me to be ok with, considering how great the game was.

Fuck yeah, KotOR2 was fucking amazing. I might do my yearly replay one of these days.

I also recommend giving the Jade Empire soundtrack a listen. Chinese and not Japanese, but possibly useful?
youtube.com/watch?v=Ovu4M_nMcpo&list=PLB686B6E1D614D2FE

I'm using this for when the team is deployed to the Hidden Rain Village to investigate Lord Zedd and his dealings with the Curze clan (or the Ikikemuri clan if Western names trigger you). It's a good fit since Burmecia is a kingdom of constant rain, and it fits so well. It'll be playing as they walk through the gate, pause, and look at the massive skyscrapers as lightning flashes across the sky.

youtube.com/watch?v=AbWvorOS7U0

Interesting. Not something I'd have associated with the Hidden Rain, especially since I haven't played any FF games. I like the dramatic flair of it, especially for an introduction.

And it may be because I am just replaying the game, but the Swamp theme from The Witcher, together with rain, creates a really damn good atmosphere I could also recommend using for more general use while there.
Give it a listen: rainymood.com/watch?v=HxuvGMfvB14

I didn't read that but you forgot your name bro.

I know. I wasn't planning to talk about the game long-term.

I need to work on more jutsu, apparently. Nardo is gonna be calling you all back into his office before the next mission, actually, and I need things prepared.

Well focus on water release, because it's a best and for winners.

And because three of you bastards use it because you're unimaginative.

We talking made up jutsu? 'Cause I might need some as well.

Anyone got an idea for a name for a genjutsu for Sakura?It's based on emotional manipulation. Something that can enhance and bring to the forefront existing emotions of fear, or relief etc.
No, this isn't really meant to bash her, but in an earlier fight she managed to successfully goad an enemy into making mistakes, by playing onto what she knew of them. The jutsu is effectively something that allows the user to do the same, without needing to know much about the enemy, alongside other potential uses.

Also
>try to google genjutsu for some images for inspiration
>it's almost completely just Sharingan garbage
FUCK. I mean of course it is, thanks, Kishi, but it ain't helping.

Sasuke's mom is so cute but seeing Sasuke happy triggers me

dropbox.com/s/3stocazvp88r6ox/Sharingan Powers.docx?dl=0

Here's the Mangekyou power for the girl who was playing an Uchiha before she left. It has a similar sort of effect. Tweak it as you see fit.

That does seem like a hypercharged, incredibly more powerful version of what I was going for. Though of course as it is something named after a deity and that's a Mangekyou thing, I can't really use the name itself, though I can follow up some of the cultural stuff in search of one. Cheers.

Also, if you want to show her trying emotional manipulation, why don't you just have her confess her love to the enemy?

Yeah, just tone it down a bit and make it more of a Genjutsu illusion than a physical contact seal. Change the name and you're all good.

Is that a spell that draws aggro?

Yes

bump

what's this? Doesn't even look like Hinata

It's Jiraiya overseeing what looks like the marriage of Yahiko and Konan, with Nagato congratulating them, if everything hadn't gone tits-up

s-sauce?? it's one of my favorite pairings

It's done in the style of Naruto and Hinata's marriage at the end of The Last. Could be an extra on the Boruto movie Blu-ray?

nevermind, found it
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54331188

>there is more porn of Mikoto being railed by Naruto than her own husband
>there is more porn of Kushina fucking her own son than her husband

if Sasuke-poster ever posts Sasuke fucking Kushina it will make my day

That already exists too. Smut exists of it as well, but it pales in comparison to Naruto/Kushina and Naruto/Mikoto. People will bash the absolute fuck out of it too, it's hilarious.

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Naruto and Sakura are the designated town bikes. There is fanart of them fucking every single character in the series.

>There is fanart of them fucking every single character in the series.
And outside the series.

I want to see granny Kushina

I spent way too much fucking time on this.

I ship Hidan and Kushina, the series would be far better if Naruto was a white haired stud immune to pain.

>Konohamaru
>no Lee

FUCK, METAL LEE.

I went through the list of people in my head and was like "Alright, Ino-shika-chou is there, Sarada is there, Bort is there, Mitsuki is there, Sasuke had his kid with Sakura, Naruto has his kid with Hinata, Kiba is with cat-lady with no kids and Shino is a turbo wizard."

I didn't even fucking consider Lee.

Someone is needed to beat the crap out of Bort occasionally

Lots of people forget about Lee Jr even if he did make it into the manga's cover

You also forgot Himawari.

He doesn't make it into the main characters promotional pages, though

Strangely I always forget about them too. He and his son just seems so backgroundish now with no quirks.