/srg/ - Speedrunning General

that's like if you stop cosmo from going into the girl's bathroom 'cause he's not a real girl

just say SJW

t. twitch kid that got banned

just mercy kill this shit already

Yes because being an islamophobe is fucking epic for the win right?
Fuck off

THANKS I'M FINISHED YOU CAN STOP NOW

t. triggered Muhammad
looks like you need those bathroom policy rules

>islamophobe
just stop

anyone who doesn't have an actual death wish is an islamophobe

>Pretends to be a SJW

How much of the donations do they pocket?

there are no cute girls in speedrunning
there are no good looking boys in speedrunning
what is so hard to understand about this

uh.. racist and sexist much? how dare you not support our "charity" foundation that helps terrorists

Romscout gets 50% of all SGDQ donations.

What's with these in-game cutscenes? I don't remember them at all.

>twitch is dead

oh boy so much fun

Everytime

yeah, yellowkillerbee is not cute at all.

Jewyama and Romscout skim a cool 100k each off the top not to mention the amount that goes to MSF higher ups.

Jokes on you I am actually an anime fishing for (You)'s

literally just proven wrong on both counts

She's more like your friend's nice mom that always gives you ice cream sandwiches than cute.

>ehm-pohr-TANT

Someone please shut him up

>you don't need it for any%
>but you need it for any%

>so we're going to skip acid worm
>this is what's called an acid worm skip

I think there are tons of cute speedbois but slim nerds are my type

>those "rules"

How can people attend this shit without constantly fearing banishment? If you look at someone the wrong way you could be interpreted as multiple of those, let alone if you say anything "wrong" in someone else's worldview without thinking. There are religious cults with more tolerable policies.

SJWs are scary, I wouldn't be able to be myself at all around these people. Maybe this is why GDQs are on a decline and seem way more depressing and less fun every year.

>messing up the first shinespark
just mercy kill it

is jewyama still part of this event?

Reminder

What is the deal with the chink, he's fumbling over his words constantly

Would you turn down 100k?

what the fuck is he doing

eh, I'm a fag so I can't tell the difference.

probably because he's a chink

he's been told marathon after marathon to shut his mouth once and awhile and he never, ever learns

id rather listen to a clone army of the "bodied, dude" guy from yesterday have a conversation with himself than listen to kirbymastah for one more fucking nanosecond

FUCK i hate this guy

It's Kirbymastah, autismo king himself.

Drinking special sauce

Autism

Going to KFC during the setup block, what should I get?

All of them have awful hygiene, acne, and autistic mannerism
There's a reason they're effectively all single past 30

make sure you get some mac & cheese

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romscout doesn't work for GDQ anymore, idiot

Chicken.

Jon????

It's usually the fat ones that don't shower

No one cares about non speedrunners/ non cute boys

yes after been found out for frauding I would give the torch to someone else

>metroid zero mission was my first metroid game
jesus christ how horrifying

The burgers are really good there
combine with bacon

Any drama on SGDQ yet? Is stivity there?

those are some nice tubes

Whoa I love speedgaming now

It was terrible
He attempted suicide later that night

did medievil avenge himself yet?

If you haven't smelled the main hall or practice room you can just stop

I'm really glad h3h3 exists, online chatrooms just weren't quite terrible enough already before VAPE NASH Y'ALL XD became a thing

I blame the old shoes and the white sports socks people wear

is h3h3 the guy who makes fun of people who are obviously playing roles?

What happened with the Ty run?

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thats snowfats aka snowfurry,you idiot

autism

I think that's leafy

h3h3 is the guy who gets mad about people who make money from YouTube by doing prank vids and "scamming" people, then does prank vids and asks people to donate to his patreon but offers no benefits for doing so

not cute

both him and leafy, yeah

a fugly personality streamer no one knows, wow

relax kirby

>snowfurry
got a link?

It's really just "behave like a human being".

Who is the CUTEST speedboy?

>human being
Uhm.. do you realize that you are being very non-individualistic?

>Chozodia
Seriously?

Anime,

I'll always be there for you.
When you're dreaming of WR.
When you need 5 more minutes.
Forever.

I love you Anime.

not an argument

N/A they all stink

You

t-thanks

But I identify myself as a non-binary speciesfluid being, I'm not always human.

Way to be offensive. If you continue this harassment I will report you to the GDQ staff.

is that a GIRL or a BOY?

imagine being this retarded. ykb is hot

She's old and married

You want this guy to beat you up?

A boy you dummy

this video is the proof than unironical shitposting still is shitposting

does it matter?

All those costly mistakes and it was only 20 seconds off his PB.

Does he even run this game often?

>metroid zero mission
>Ruined the series with whore suit Samus

reeee

finally the shit game is over. dankey time