Senran Kagura General /skg/ #813

People don't just cum in the middle of the day out of nowhere!

well shit I need to see a doctor

I wonder what's more powerful, a stand that makes people shit their pants or one that makes people cum instantly

Y-you don't?

Hola

I want to cum on Ikaruga while she's sleeping.

Hola.

I like to bully a certain someone here.

Sh... she has to go... b-b-ack...

uhh...

Maybe we can make an exception, just for her. But her 8 siblings have to go back

Who?

Die!

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You do know that she ain't Mexican...Right?

I bet it is a gaylord little bitch like Yag Fag.

Don't even bother telling him, he's still gonna try and force that shit meme

Is anyone else's dog really bad at catching things with its mouth?

I tried giving my dog, Yumi, some treats for being a good girl, but she never tries to catch them and they just bounce off her face.

He is a gaylord little bitch huh?

That's funny, my dog looks a lot like yours and her name is also Yumi. Only difference is she can catch a lot of the snacks I throw her way.

Yumi just needs more practice. She'll get it eventually. Or not.

Ryouna is very good at catching things with her mouth.

She just doesn't because she enjoys the feeling of having things hit her face and then having to eat off the floor.

I love Hikage! Every thread!

>doesn't have fangs or drink blood
>still has a habit of biting your neck

Dracula could have shagged a random japanese shinobi woman before dying in 1999. Little baby Shiki was born nine months later.

Probably, though I thought her parents died later than that. So maybe it wasn't Vlad Tepes.

Kissing lots of times Mirai's puffy vulva!

I want to kiss her tiny body all over!

I want too use a pussy pump on Mirai to see if I can make her vulva even puffier!

Drac probably decided to move on.

Can somebody post that one picture of Ikaruga where she's really cute? I can't seem to find it.

You gotta be specific my man.

Reminder that it's this queen's birthday tomorrow.

Bashou!

Reminder that it's Ikaruga's birthday already in Japan.

Buttshou!

Fucking hell I'm not looking forward to it.

>no panties

WHORE

Reminder that it's not Ikaruga's birthday in the majority of the world yet.

Reminder that it's Ikaruga's birthday in the part of the world that matters.

Reminder that it's not Ikaruga's birthday where it truly matters, the United States

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>panties

WHORE

Reminder that you do not truly matter and that Ikaruga exists because of and is from Japan. Therefore they are the only part of the world that matter in this issue.

but Vlad Tepes died in 1999. Shiki would have been born around then but her parents died when she was old enough to remember them.

It could have also been Alucard, who then faked his own death and will appear in 2035 again

what if I told you Ikaruga does not matter?

I would crucify you.

Does anybody have that picture of Shiki combing Alucard's hair?

What if I told you you're both dummies and Ikaruga's birthday should be celebrated regardless?

Stop posting sluts

YEAH BUT IF YOU LEAVE IT TILL TOMORROW IT'LL BE TOO LATE TO CELEBRATE
DON'T YOU GET IT?!

Which senran would have Guiles theme as their theme in a SK fighting game?
I know they would have their own theme remixed in an actual SK fighting game but still.

Here.

Please calm down, you're making a scene.

If you're the same user, then I bet you think your mom is a whore too.

I don't know who would use Guile's theme but Yomi would definitely use Zangief's theme.

so if Alucard is Shiki's father she's not even a Dhampir, but a quarter vampire, what would that even be?

We do know that at some point, Dracula's Castle and his family moved from Romania to modern day Japan.

Where panties in a kimono is a crime in yamato land.

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Miko supposedly don't wear any underwear while in service.

She doesn't have a shinobi transformation she has DAHK METAMORPHOSIS

Nutting on a Senran's face

Happy birthday, lewdest class' representative.

shes not lewd

Being disciplined by Class Representative Ikaruga.... and liking it!?

>all 3 songs that play on the classical radio station in Fallout 4 are stuck in my head

Ugh..

You mean Ikaruga hitting you with Hien's hilt over and over?

She would probably just keep doing it anyway.

Being petted by Hebijo leader Miyabi and liking it??!?!

Yes! Punish me more Ikaruga Senpai!

Always fap to a senran on their birthday.

I already fapped to Ikaruga though.

Do it again

It's hard for me to fap to the same doujin two times in a row, and it's the only good Ikaruga doujin.

Fap to the JADF one

Ikaruga
is
trash

How about no

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Being disciplined by Yumi for liking it.

Ikaruga is a ____

female

woman

woman that you want to start a family with,

princess

mother

C.A.B. (Cool-ass bitch)

CAB (Taxi)

Ikaruga would be way cuter if she had a flat chest, brown hair, a big butt, heterochromia that matches a twin sibling's and was a little bit tsundere

C.A.B. (Cherry Apple Banana)

hold on...

This should be AmericanAnon's waifu.

If she had ALL that she might be best girl

>tfw 2 weeks into no fap

queen.

That's actually unhealthy, just so you know. You should be fapping (or having sex) 3-4 times per week (every other day) according to professionals in the medical/health field.