TFW the only way to make money in your country is by committing crime

>TFW the only way to make money in your country is by committing crime

Sucking dicks is illegal in Canada, eh?

Canada is the socialist somalia

I can't make any money sucking dicks here because the market is saturated due to everyone doing it for free.

Sucking dicks for money is not illegal, that would be discrimination against whores (not joking)

Paying money to get your dick sucked is, however, illegal.

Canadian logic, my favorite

This country is so fucking retarded I swear

Ruthless violent somali criminals get slaps on the wrist, it's retarded

>Sucking dicks for money is not illegal
gtfo.
Is it all ass backwards like Amsterdam, where it's illegal to carry drugs but they can't search you?

No. They believe sex workers are victims of their customers.

It's even better if you are an indian.

Give me one reason not to commit crime in this fcking shithole country

Don't you get very light punishments for non-violent crimes?

>Don't you get very light punishments for non-violent crimes?

Are you any shade of brown?

If so then yes.

no

Does Canada even export anything besides bacon and maple syrup?

As long as it's not a finished product, Canada exports it.

Sweden has the same law.
Prostitution used to be legal in Sweden but feminists (not even joking, it was feminists) convinced the legislators that prostitution was sexist, but all prostitutes are victims of male sexuality, so now it's illegal but only for customers.

I hate feminism as much as the rest of you pol tards but the idea here is that most whores are just drug addicts and human trafficking victims.

I haven't met a well adjusted whore yet, it is a toxic lifestyle and ruins lives. The whores are already punishing themselves, don't need the law to add on to it.

Mexican here.

You all fuckers donĀ“t even begin to understand that feeling

>I haven't met a well adjusted whore yet, it is a toxic lifestyle and ruins lives. The whores are already punishing themselves, don't need the law to add on to it.

Yes we can all agree about that but how can it make sense to make it illegal to be a customer?

In order to be a prostitute you need a buyer

>I haven't met a well adjusted whore yet, i

Some escorts are more wealthy and "adjusted" than you will ever be.

>more wealthy and "adjusted" than you will ever be
Ok, but consider where you are.
Pretty low bar for that here.

>most whores are just drug addicts and human trafficking victims.

No user, that's most whores on TV.

In real life their usually chicks with an option between working a real job for shit money or fucking and sucking their way to six figures working part time.

Escorts can make tons of money, tax-free.

It's probably one of the best part-time jobs out there.
>Making like $150-300/hr
>Bad

>It's probably one of the best part-time jobs out there
I know they all say that, but they just want you to keep 'coming' back, you know?

Need moar socialist policies

This

What sort of crimes?

I've been thinking of just stealing scrap copper and selling it, using the proceeds to buy SLKN

I was thinking exactly the same. Does anyone have a lead on counta rfeiting guides and tutorials?