/K S P G/ [REDACTED] shitposting general

>Flying Tiger's space sim port debut
edition

>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.

>What are the devs doing?
The most recent update (1.1) was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving none of these goals, the game is now more unstable than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.

>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14
pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
kerbalspaceprogram.com/
dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/
spacedock.info/
imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
ksp.olex.biz/
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-1
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
raceintospace.org
abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz Aldrins Race into Space.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradigm_Entertainment
youtube.com/watch?v=r-EHwYOfY94
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Previous thread: >Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=qSyjKmiqoKk

>Dev Stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14

>FAQ
pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
kerbalspaceprogram.com/
dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-1 (deltaV map)

>Official forum
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz Aldrins Race into Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, and planes are also welcome ITT.

kspg.sytes.net

NOTE: "kerbal" anywhere in the OP as well as "kspg" in the subject cause the thread to autosage. Please use [REDACTED] in place of these terms when making a new thread.

I hope I did that all correctly. I am not sober.

Sytes isn't spoilered

Speaking of, fix the server

I expect 1.1 won't like the inevitable 100k part debris fields

But sytes is already on 1.1

what if we like scheduled a time in advance when we all logged on? if user could get off his butt and fix the server

server field trips!
>implying most of us still play
>implying those of us who still do can play stock

From my experience on the server, no one that actually goes on there is remotely gud
Makes putting up the 420 NERVA thing on there a bit pointless, since it'll just be stranded in solar orbit the moment anyone other than me decides to try using it anyway, but it's still the only thing that can remotely serve as a goal of some sort in KSP

And this also goes double for the reusable "thing that can bring a kerbal to/from Eve orbit to/from the surface of Eve" thing, since even if I can make it work for the equatorial site I've decided on, hell if anyone else can actually manage to land both parts of the craft on it

>console versions will probably drop action grouping entirely
>maneuver nodes will be a travesty
>the "manage multiple saves" and "load multiple saves" functionalities have always been an insult to what is considered "production ready"
>there needs to be a control scheme for selecting the toolbar in flight and in the VAB
>Tweakables require right click
>Staging requires a control scheme too
>Oh and resource menu
>And braking, gears and docking mode toggle button
>And all of docking mode
>And RCS, and the stock SmartASS
>Collecting science will be a pathetic charade
>The shitty gears will make plens impossible
>The "Place," "Move" and "Rotate" functionalities in the VAB all have 3 axes plus both freemovement and incrementalized movement to be accounted for
>no delta-v
>no twr
>no crash log
>no debug menu
>no support
>no multiplayer
>no refunds for Digital Downloads™
>$59.99

evens burger
odds chinese

We told you to fuck off.

Let's make a separate general for console questions when they start showing up. I nominate /pw64/

love this post.

is this the start of a real golden era? Please tell me it is. Whisper lies to me, MAN. Gently and softly.

Have release dates been announced?

This month, apparently. The excitement is palpable.

its whatever you want it to be, user.

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>being this mad about replying to old posts

>page 10

a

what is videogame culture anyway?

Whatever Kotaku decides it should be

a bigger meme than "african culture"

Found where MAN works.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradigm_Entertainment

fucking page ten

going to sleep

Don't wake up.

This was a good fucking book series. It got kinda fanfiction-y but I still liked the imagining of our far future.

I'm sure I'm a faggot for this: but what's it from? I always assumed 2001:Space odyssey but recently saw that and it's not there.

I think it's 2010 or the one after that.

You should read the books, they're rather good. And yes I believe it's from 2010.

Ah it's actually from 2061: Odyssey Three.

Fuck, I'm getting chills just thinking about it. I should read those books again.

stagnant

last bump before sleeping

Sweet dreams, user!

Fuck off. We don't want you back.

I don't think you're responding to who you think you are.

Dude, chill the fuck out. We've agreed that if Yuri is fine to stay as not as she's not posting images anymore and that's what she agreed to.
So lay off.

i mixed grape juice and rum
3/5 not terrible

Just do Jaeger bombs like everyone else

>Not being happy with a simple glass of white wine with dinner.
>Not drinking delicious drinks that taste fruity.

Then go for a strawberry-flavoured frozen daiquiri

Hullo!

That sounds really good.

While I can cook great, I'm shit at mixing drinks though.

But the recipe I just looked up for that doesn't look too hard.

Might have to give it a try.

Yup, it's quite basic.
You can also try fruit-flavoured caipiroska which is also very simple to do and a great summer drink

Sounds good too.

About how strong are these drinks? As I'm sure most of /kspg/ knows, I'm kinda a lightweight :P

Not much, they are supposed to be "refreshing" drinks so they are only mildly alcoholic.
Don't be afraid to cut back on the alcohol and add more fruit if you think they might be too strong, the main point of these drinks but is to be very fruity, not to get you shitfaced

Sounds like my kind of drink then.

I usually buy the Mike's Hard Lemonade in all those flavors, they're usually about 5%/vol. One is enough to get me plenty tipsy.

I think it'll be fun to make my own though.

Let me know how it turns out.

You can also try Piña Colada, which is even less alcoholic, but more "heavy" because of milk.
Not as refreshing, but definitely more tasty IMO.

Now, I do like Piña Coladas (And getting caught in the rain) but I haven't had one in prolly three years now.

Now you're making me thirsty.

Do it faget

I will. This weekend. Maybe.

NOW

But I don't have ingredients. :(

And it's 5am.

And the State of Texas doesn't allow alcohol to be sold after midnight.

Sorry, forgot you live in an barbaric shithole.

Oh ok

Yeah :(

Bedtime bump.

Love you, /kspg/

good morning /kspg/

So i downloaded the latest version, and tried to use a couple mods i remember being alright.

Mainly b9 aerospace, and like, half the fucking parts are missing. And i cant load any of the example b9 planes?

What exactly gives here.

You know what, i've done this too many times.

I re-download it to see if it's not shit, realise it's shit, make a space plane, have 10 minutes of fun are ruined by the thought of having sunk more hours into trying to get it to work than actually playing it.

Fuck you, ksp.

Never again.

Have you checked if the mod is updated with the game version you are running?

I did, i decided im not playing this game anymore.

That was the correct answer to my problem though, so thankyou for your time.

So I won't even suggest you download KSPI or another good career mode so you find yourself hooked again in this frustration loop

I sincerely do not wish to be. I'm not even sure how it's possible to have a game that's so fantastically poorly coded.

Try KSPI or, if you are feeling really brave, go for that behemoth that is SETI

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It needs all the faces poking around the corners, but I don't have any of those. Someone else should put them in.

Why are we starting a new meme off of something that Yuri said?

sex with cats

any comment, britcucks ?

Id prefer to ignore her but dungeon of hatred is a funny one.

To go through a dungeon, you need armor. Book armor

What's this we shit? And who's Yuri?
I just like the concept.

Because they hope to screw her.

>157
That's how many it takes to get the queen out of bed in the morning.

>believing it's a her
Stop bringing it up.

Is Yuri a tranny ?

But user, she's gay.

Why don't you confess your love, MAN?

>starting shit
fuckoff.

>Denial
Have you tried buying her flowers?

Fuckoff.

I hear she likes tulips.:^)

samefag

This is pretty ironic at this point. This was live on the sub while they were paying the devs $2400 a year.

If they're gonna try and bait me then let's go dungeon-style on they ass.

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So you faggots really want to start this shit right now or what?

God bless the USA

youtube.com/watch?v=r-EHwYOfY94

FIX THE SERVER

but i like it senpai

>landing on aircraft carrier

I mix 50/50 vodka and orange juice

I'd rate it about a 7, haven't found anything simple and not too fancy easily made from homemade materials yet.

>almost having fun
>work on different part of constellation, load craft I was enjoying
>corrupted
>game locks up
>all saves corrupted
Worth noting this is stock

fucking hell 30 degrees celsius outside

>ywn hang out with Yuri and make mixed drinks and shitpost with the MAN trip together with her and her qt gf
:(