/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robots General

When Heavy gear comes out.

>tfw power outage in the middle of a crysis 3 session.

Cute.

Also, Rip Kakos the Kong Hitler.

bump

will the Cyclops be viable?

yes

4UAC5 will be just dandy

No, it's a shitmech with a gimmick quirk that's not listed as a quirk.

>yfw your pub team wins against a 11-man drop

aaand we did it again
poor guys

>those damage scores

your team didn't win anything

>you "win" 3-8 on caps, double digit memes everywhere

Odds are, they ended up with more money and better stats off each match than you did even with the "loss".

mad BWC detected
this was their highest point out of more matches we played against them

ded thred

Would you like to buy a mechpak?

Crappy CW event + tournament causing burnout is a nasty combination.

You're on an island. The game's in the best state it's ever been.

>it's a "cancer votes for alpine" episode
The MWO show has way too many reruns.

I JUST WANT TO PLAY MWO, GIVE ME A PS4 PORT DAMMIT

Is MWO fun yet?

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Wanna
Cum
In
Kit

>tfw Kit will never send you feet pix

>tfw you will never be harabec or pizzadog and get tit pics from her

>tfw you'll never cover Kit in your "decals"

Decals this patch btw, 90 different decals at start. Decal packs to be sold for $5.
Russ's twitter confirms.

Just buy her a mech pack. I'm sure she'd love the Linebacker :^)

>yfw PGI has been promising deckels since the original UI 2.0 patch back in 2013.

>go in
>team leaves me alone
>die
>dont go in
>team feeds themselves one by one
>die
FUCK

Memedrops happening

Are PGI writers competent enough to even come up with a single player campaign?
What story would you like to see told in a new MechWarrior game?

How Kong Interstellar mercenaries were captured by female clanners and taken as bondsmen. Sexually, I mean.

youtube.com/watch?v=PYBYMCRdtUE

>hol up stranger
>ahh you got me

>I reckon you ain't here to talk about the past.
>I reckon.
>we should probably get down to business.
>I reckon so.

Why PGI?
Why can't I sell this horrible piece of shit, and why would you give me two of them?
Please take this hell from me.

it's not that bad with an ac/20 and srm12

But I have TWO OF THEM.
I only need one. The other one is taking up a mechbay, and almost 2 million Cbills I could use to... I don't know, buy another Cent to grind them out?

bump

>you will NEVER play your megahound ever again.

If you message support they can straight up remove it but you won't get cbills for it.

Still too small to be honest

They can make the lighter mechs small when they unfuck their hit detection and latency, I pummeled the fucking shit out of a wolfhound that got caught on a rock for a couple of seconds today and it basically did nothing. I was in an assault and throwing around enough shit to walk through heavies, and the wolfhound didn't even go into internals in any bodypart despite being at almost 0 speed.

I play at 300 ping and have absolutely no issues hitting anything.
Git gud.

I finished the match with like 800+ damage and multiple kills, that wolfhound was the only thing that randomly decided to turn on iddqd.

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It's not a matter of it's size.

It's a matter of it being bugged and stuck in the map. That's what fucked up hit detection not latency or the server or even your aim.

There's almost nothing wrong with hit detection and wolfhounds are huge.

>tfw you outdamage the G-Lords at their own game

pitiful. as expected of clancer scum.

>>tfw you ask Kit out and she says yes

Guys is this what heaven feels like? My heart is bursting, I had no idea I could be this happy. We're all gonna make it bros, this world does have a chance after all.

You gon get cucked.

>not setting Burn loose on snekgrills and watching an enraged drunken indian have his way with the reptilian whorde

same
a
m
e

I don't date nerds

>I don't date

Fixed that for you :^)

>it's a shitty kitty titty thread

Kit confirmed for only doing hookups.

>3LPL Archers

WEATHERMANE: so hey Kit, you're pretty cool, I'm pretty cool, do you know what I'm thinking?
Adepta SororKitas: uhhh huh? what?
WEATHERMANE: we've got chemistry, kit. let's be honest.
Adepta SororKitas: I mean, yeah. what's up?
WEATHERMANE: yeah well I enjoy all the flirting we've done
WEATHERMANE: but really... I want more.
WEATHERMANE: I think about you constantly, you're always on my mind
WEATHERMANE: so what do you think.
WEATHERMANE: wanna do this thing?
Adepta SororKitas: ... go on
WEATHERMANE: fine, you want me to just spell it out for you? KIT DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
Adepta SororKitas: you know what
Adepta SororKitas: let's
Adepta SororKitas: get
Adepta SororKitas: dangerous.
Adepta SororKitas: sure thing

Well you've definitely got this lurker's attention, I'll give you that.

Guys, I need to create about 40 cannon fo- I mean konglets for my Long Dong campaign. Some of you will probably be made into MECs.

So here's what I need:*
*Race (for skin color)
*Hair Color
*Facial Hair
*Name (First, Last, Nickname)

**For first name everyone will be konglet or klord
**Last name will be what you choose or part of your online handle if it's two words/is too long otherwise
**Nickname will be your online handle

:^^^)

bump

ded thred

rippity rip in pieces my dooderooni's from another mooni

Boo

FRUMPY DUMPY KIT IS IN LOVE WITH MASTER GRUMPY GREGGULES GRUMPY DUMPIES SHE GIVES GREGGULES THE TENDIES AND TAKES CARE OF THE DUMPY TENDIES WITH HER MOUTH AS BEST AS SHE CAN. FRUMPY DUMPY KIT IS IN LOVE WITH THE GRUMP DUMPIES AND SHE IS BEING VERY HAPPY BEING FOREVER ENTRAPTURED TIED UP IN THE GRUMPED DUMPY GREGGULES DUMPY HOME

FRUMPY DUMPY KIT TIED UP SALACIOUSLY TAKING CARE OF GRUMPY GREGGULES GRUMPY DUMPYS RELIGIOUSLY BUT SHE IS NOT UPSET SHE LIKES HIS GRUMPY DUMPEYS THE KITTY KAT PLAYS IN THE TIED UP FOREVERMORE FRUMPY DUMPY KIT

THE GRUMPY GREGGULES ROAR SUMMONS THE FRUMPY DUMPY KIT EVERY NIGHT TO CLEAN UP THE RAVAGING OF THE DAYS TENDIES FRUMPY DUMPY KIT BOUNDS EXCITINGLY TOWARDS THE GRUMPY GREGGULES AND TRIES HER BEST TO MAKE THE GRUMPY GREGGULES CLEAN FROM HIS GRUMPY DUMPES AFTER THE CLEANING FRUMPY DUMPY KIT REWARDS THE GRUMPY GREGGULES WITH MORE TENDIES, EXCITED TO TAKE CARE OF THE GRUMPY DUMPY THAT THE TENDIES MAKE BECAUSE FRUMPY DUMPY KIT LOVES THE GRUMPY DUMPY AND LIKES BEING TIED UP FOREVER SERVING THE GRUMPY GREGGULES IN HIS GRUMPY DUMPY HOME

FRUMPY DUMPY KIT LOVES HER GREGACIOUS GREG FOREVERMORE WRAPPED UP TIED DOWN ENTANGLEMENT RIGHT ONCE WAYS DOWN IN THE LOVELY DUMPY HOME OFR THE LORD DUMPY GREGGULES
FRUMPY DUMPY IS NOT UPSET SHE WISHES FOR MORE OF THE GRUMPY DUMPED FROM MASTER LORD DUMPY GREGGULES FRUMPY DUMPY KIT GOES OVER THE MOON FOREVERMORE TIED UP NEVER ALLOWED TO CUM FRUMPY DUMPY KIT

Hoo

________ is the best robot in the game

99% of kongolians fail this test

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>mumble

ded

This is actually a trick question because both Dashing and Kaelus (elder ex-kong lord) fought for the ultimate Lord title within KONG.
On the eve of the great split of SCkong/MWOkong both were found to have been muted (locally) by 97% of KONG members that used voip software. ("3rd Book of KONG" 2014 Dudebot&Phillipe et al.)

Never forget the macromap disaster.

Question:

What's the tankiest (as in, most durable) mech in a big, close-medium range teamfight?

Arm shielding can help a lot if you're only worried with fire coming in from one direction, but I wanna try out a mech that can essentially absorb a lot of damage in a messy melee that would otherwise be going towards more squishy teammates.

I wanna say Black Knights and Warhammers.

Boo

^cont. from previous chapter.

Years of normalfaggotry had encrusted Haruko's heart in a hard shell of ice and stone, but now, for the first time in a very long time, something stirred inside of it. She edged forward across Kit's prone form, feeling a golden glow spreading across her body. Her fingers tingled with power. This, this was the might of the Kong Lords. She knew now that this is what she had been seeking her whole life, unknowingly. It instilled in her a burning passion to defeat her foes, inexorably, towards victory. And in that passion, she found herself in front of her prize.

"Haruko, you look scary. What are you going to do to me...?"

Kit was resigned to her fate. Under her pleated cosplay skirt, something tiny - yet persistent - twitched and pulsed. It felt like an itch, and as time went on, she began desperately wanting to scratch it. Just a little rub would be enough. Her hand moved subconsciously down towards her waist. Inch by inch... until, suddenly, her wrist was pinned by Haruko's soft hand.

"No, Kit. You don't get to move. Not unless I say so."

Kit gulped, but then nodded curtly. Her place here was obvious. She shivered as Haruko gently shimmied forward, edging ever closer to the absolute territory between her legs. One, intent on her conquest. The other, shivering with her need to be conquered. In this moment, her newest feature decided finally to make itself known - she realized that the warm, tight sensation between her thighs was actually her tumescence pressed taut against her underthings, making an unsightly - yet somehow alluring - tent in her pleats. Haruko's eyes moved down, then slowly up. Her face cracked into a grin.

"I bet you want someone to give that a few pets."

Nod.

"I bet it's bothering you so, so much."

Nod, nod.

"Too fucking bad."

Haruko rose, crawled forward, and planted her thick thighs around Kit's face.

"Time to drop. If your match score is high enough, maybe we'll let you join the A-team."

Cont.

Not even the fic can save us from page 10.
Kit has failed us, and none shall ever make with her immaculate kittens in her kitchen.

>Years of normalfaggotry had encrusted Haruko's heart
you're failing to mention kits crust though

GET OUT FUCK OFF

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An impregnable armor forged by the mightiest cocks in all the known universe, Kit's Armor is nothing to joke about.

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No, sex is objectively disgusting and so are all of you.

wonder if there's a pastebin of the previous chapters lying around anywhere
could come in handy

no pun intended

says the bitch who let a furry femboy knot her asshole

the only disgusting there here is you

whatever you say, mom

Stop posting Simon you shota fuck I know thats you

>sex is objectively disgusting

no

>recycled memes.
>page 10.
>someone writes porn.
>still page 10.

Welcome to /gerg/, where literally noone gives a shit

>mfw watching doctor Who instead of playing robots.
>mfw modern doctor Who looks better and has better writing than anything PGI will ever make.