/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

Liquid Edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
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>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>Friendly reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

>Old Thread

LET'S GO LIQUID

first for saviour of na, team liquid

>proper OP again

yooooo
nice

>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

*slowly jerks off to butthurt from all sides*

*ejaculates all over the thread with the knowledge that Brazil has won another major and that we're the masterrace*

CLAP CLAP

lmao at all these na fags who think that liquid 16-0ed fnatic

It was 16-13 to liquid on their own map pick, this is not that good a sign

>he hasn't read the script
>he ACTUALLY thinks TL will win

>it's an American team cucks yurop out of their own game episode

I saw this episode in Dota already

who else got their LMAO muscles ready when the USA USA BURGER LOL IM FAT chants start to fade when fnatic turns on their jumbohacks for the next 2 maps (illegal rape)

>liquid wins this
>then proceed to get BTFO by SK in the final

This is how it'll go down

nitr0 carried Shitquid on Cologne.

wonder if people wouldn't be so buttblasted on both sides if there was no betting

LEAVE THE MUSLIMS TO ME

GET FUCKING REKT EU FAGS

YOU MAD GRAND FINALS IS ALL AMERICAN?

USA USA USA USA USA USA

Fucking fnatic better not lose this

My last $2000 depends on this

Guys.. I went all-in on Fnatic. $1000. Half of it on 2-0. I'm stroking.

I'm not even going to watch the final 2 maps friends. I don't want to deal with the disappointment.

>CSGO has 615k viewers
>Overwatch only has 30k

Overwatch BTFO

>tfw this might be the last time watching this liquid team

you must of read an old draft senpai

@147943748
end your(self)

...

yurop here, liquid is actually likable unlike fnatic

>judas!

censor that shit

You must be at least 18 years old to post on this website

columbus 2016 liquid holo are going up xD

WHO ELSE

So do you guys believe me now? It's not a fucking joke.

Will Sweden ever be good at CS again?

...

>esl is silver

>implying

Dota is not any nation's game, and if anything EG took the trophy from the chinese by outdrafting them. Nice pol memes though bro very epic indeed.

Nitro, elige and jdm literally have no personality though.

Dota is very much a European/Chinese game

NA playerbase is tiny compared to Europe's playerbase just like in CS:GO.

Who is she?

>jumping to conclusions
Nah.

>sippin on this bad boy

what are you sippin on, /csgog/?

fnatic pls dumpster em on cache

Who in the fuck bets more than 50 America euros on a game that can literally go either way thanks to a capped money system, RNG, blue shell loss bonus and two teams that we haven't had enough Time to gauge (fnatic with olof back and liquid with this roster that existed for 3 weeks)

I'll bite.


thank mr dennis

>usp 1 taps
>4 of his kills were with a p2000
at least put effort into your memes

>NA relevant ever again after last year's TI

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR GUYS
COME HERE FELLOW AMERICANS

cum

im vaping rn desu senpai

/BETFIXING/ HERE

is there any point in giving your phone number to Gaben or is prime matchmaking the same shit?

You're silver at life.

I lost a load betting on nip, taking a week off desu.

thank mr dennis


good oc, lad

You left out the fact it's impossible to guess which team has better hacks

It's 3 in the afternoon and I have to go get my dog a haircut in an hour.

what the FUCK are you talking about, EG looks bretty good with zai on p4 and fear back on carry.

They're going to be fine.

On the other hand, there's secret.

is this your first time seeing dennis play or are you just a retard?

Nothing it's fucking noon

guys my trap gf said she would blow me if fnatic wins

pls give me your strength

>EG looks bretty good with zai

DROPPED

There are these people called gamblers, you've probably never heard of them.

>my team got outplayed so much they spent all of their money so now the economy system is bad

Retard.

Post cute baby monkies for Elige.

fucking kek, the euros on /d2g/ have literal PTSD from the clapping and USA spam last year. they get so fucking mad at any hint of America.

i'm sorry, would you like to see where he shoots again?

thanks mr dennis

Shroud go stream so silver kiddies can jerk off to your 'sick' aim

did i ask americans for their opinion?

oh right i didnt

>my trap gf said she would
>trap
>she

@147944487
kys

HOW MUCH

>eu literally this mad rn

I'm not criticising it, I'm saying it makes it harder for teams to completely stomp without keeping constant vigilance over bum rushes and aggresivism

yeah she's playing right now but she'll do it if fnatic wins so I need your help pls stop doubting

Of Fnatic or Liquid, which team has the best chance to beat SK?

THANKS FOR THE SKEENZ PIGGU

PIC RELATED. ITS ANOTHER PIGGU

Go to krautchan or whatever other cucked yuro site instead crybaby.

>fnatic fan is a literal homo

Fnatic obviously.

im actually rooting for liquid because of based heekz aka the overweight jewish golfman of inhuman reactions

stay mad though

fuk off dotards

K O L N
O
L
N

Probably Liquid if they manage to meme their way through this.

>fnatic fangays are literally gay
wew

>it's just a videogame

Lads... Is he right? I'm posting in these threads like it's a world war or something

>eu literally this mad

Fnatic by far. Shitquid is going to get toggled out 3:0

SK will lose to either. Literally challenged by flipside, virtus """pro""" and g2 at ecs. Honeymoon run for them is over, they'll become the new navi now, staying in the top 5 while never winning anything

>Watches his team lose the first map and immediately hops trains

EURO KEKS DOINGS EURO KEK THINGS

it's a bo3

>beeyatch

what did black ddk mean by this?

BLACK JAMES
THE MAD MAN

JAMES IS SO BASED

fuark this is really really hype guys

I missed the first map.

Can somebody summarize?

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>lET'S MAKE SOME NOISE IN THIS BIAAAAATCH

Wow

Can he not?

MC Ride??

Why would I?

This website is Japanese, not American.

Is this an excerpt from you book "A filthy faggot's wildest fantasies"?

Dennis makes it look easy

They shot at each others heads