/srg/ speedrunning general

Guess jew I am:

Better donate my money to the charity the charity paid me so they pay me a % back and they keep doing business with me.

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shut the fuck up pie

just shut up

Honest question, is golden autistic? He seems a little "my mom buys my clothes for me" and overly measured

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They're not breaking the record even with rigging.

I MADE THIS EDIT

>dont you have the cajones to give us your money for this arbitrary goal ;)

Who that and what is he doing?

How was Metroid?

Hilarious
One racer was being BTFO the whole time, basically exposed as a dogshit runner who didn't deserve to be there.
The other three died.

awful

~ Unnecessary Speedalert ~

Pie is gay

~ Unnecessary Speedalert ~

3 people died, behemoth "won" with a 46:45 or something

what do you mean? every metroid run is the same

That's out boi pie, rubbing ice on his nips

>only raise 90k of the 100k required for SM64
>sorry everybody the goal was not met, no SM64, cya this winter at AGDQ!
>~cut stream~

whoa that's a big tongue

>not always online porn.
I said online porn because that's what we're used too now. if you wanna go historical then you can just as well rephrase it to "you can buy porn mags, pedos can't" or "you can go to tittybars pedos can't" and so on.

>I'm not doing these and not having sex is not a disaster.
I'm not saying it automatically is. I'm saying "normal" people can at least have some form of contact with their "target". And not having sex might not be a big deal for some, while others seem to really suffer from it. The added layer of knowing that you SHOULDN'T have sex because of what you want must cause a lot of additional stress.

>not talking about your fetish
Well, if you see someone on tv, lots of people like to say shit like "Oh she's hot" or "looks good". It's not like people go around shouting "uuuugh I need to fuck me one of these womenz!" but people often make comments that hint at their orientation.

And I'm also not saying "Oh it's so tragic that they can't act upon their urges" they very much shouldn't. I'm more thinking among of the lines that additionally to the fact that they don't fuck that they can't even allow themselves to have hope. Imagine that every time you're turned on by a women you also start thinking "oh god, I can't, I shouldn't. If I do her life is ruined, if I do my life will be ruined, if someone catches me they might beat me to death, I'll go to jail and guards will take a smoke break whenever someone feels like it's my turn again to get assraped, or beaten up, or blow 15 guys" and all the other shit that comes with being caught with a kid.

Who decided to give all of the crowd's money to banker Caleb for the sub 2 mine cart run?

Is he really gay?

i fucking lover booster

>is [speedrunner name] autistic
uh user

Has there ever been an incentive that was "unfortunately" not met?

booster is a rapist

Our boi pie is the epitome of autism.

well, he's a faggot

whether that means he's gay or not is up to you

Wow, now they're criticizing someone for not wanting to give their mother's BigBoyPoints to the cucky jews.

No I mean really, not just spergers

that was pulp fiction bro

tons. actually.

Every caveman bonus game

PLEASE don't meet the sm64 goal

i want to see the salt

but i'm sure some last minute bullshit will push it over the edge

implying anyone is even donating towards this and they're not just making shit up

Yettee will donate a large amount at the very last minute.

There are many times throughout history where porn has been unavailable. I'd think one would get quite used to using one's imagination.

I still don't understand what the tragedy is can't act or have hope to act upon their urges. No one sympathizes with eternal virgins either.

>We have a ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND dollar donation from Donald Trump, it says "make speed running great again"

Aren't they like 100k off? That shit isn't happening.

This SMRPG run is actually pretty legit so far

i wish pie was dead

>come back after that legendary Metroid run
>54k away from 1.2m
How did they get so much?

Overly measured?

based "i practiced this epic announcement for hours in the mirror" pie

""""""""""anonymous"""""""""" has deep pockets mang

this is boring as fuck. the marathon is pretty much over anyways, right? will I be missing anything?

Pepsiman was unironically the best speedgame at this event.

50k now. they're getting a lot of donations...

All memeing aside, it actually looked like a good game to speedrun

>Rapid Angel hard difficulty only got 225 out of 1k
>jumper two special stages only made 1.3k out of 5k
>defunct all collectibles only made 550 out of 2k
>Ducktales good ending 1,5k out of 3k
>Pause ahead 2,6 out of 3k
>Bubble ghost Tickle the elephan got 900 out of 2k
>Megaman ZX ashes cutscene got 4.4k out of 7k
Those were unmet. not sure if I missed any.

>Donald "I need to borrow some more money" Trump
Sorry, ain't happenin'

>Pause Ahead got 2.6k out of 3k
>The runner choked it all and gave the game a bad showing

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I like how tactless he is. 5 cops got shot and he tweets "Isn't it sad that on a day of national tragedy Hillary Clinton is answering softball questions about her email lies on @CNN?"
top kek.

It's still better than Clinton tweeting "white Americans need to understand how African Americans feel" after a racist nigger gunned down multiple cops because he hates white people

I think saddest thing I've seen was a runner attempting some sort of super hard mega man mod but he just kept fucking going game over. Looked like he didn't train at all, and the whole room basically left.

I'm just surprised how people can take either of them serious. Trump is like a kid constantly shouting "Daddy look at what sis is doing. She isn't being punished at all, shouldn't you punish her harder? Ask her if she secretly smoked!" "Why am I getting these difficult questions about politics? Sis never gets hard questions! Everyone loves sis and bullies me!"
And I think the most fitting description of hillary is the one image macro that says "If you just stopped asking me things, I could stop lying to you!"

*types out anonymous donation*

fucking go to you niggers

Ah, yeah it kinda derailed. Sorry, but to be fair while Mario RPG is a top tier game, it's a bottom tier game to watch.

Man, I hate niggers and long speedruns!

I liked Trauma Center, too

It's a shame that it was stuck in the "who the fuck is even awake" time slot

well rest assured, we're going to get enough jewbux to make SM64 a reality

I was a little assmad about that. On the bright side, since the goal wasn't met, he didn't get to choke on Nihil, which would have just been embarassing for everyone.

And right after one of the very worst runs of the marathon

I agree with one of those

trauma center is in my top 3 of the week probably

Finally decided to play the series

>Mario RPG is a top tier game
Mario RPG would be more forgotten than Klonoa if it wasn't part of such a popular series.

tsukihi > karen

Reminds me of this from AGDQ

>donation incentive met to show off a cool glitch
>runner expresses his enthusiasm over it and tells a story about how the guy who discovered the glitch died and he was happy to show it off in remembrance of him
>sit through the necessary 10 minutes of cutscene and lead-up
>fucks it up in the end
youtu.be/zSYeU4noNOE?t=26m16s

>Oh Jesus
>We're not going to beat AGDQ this year
>We're not even going to beat SGDQ last year
>There's no way anyone will donate $200,000+
>Wait, I've got it
>What if...
>What if we have a last minute donation incentive
>What if we have a last minute donation incentive which will push us over last SGDQ's total
>Our sponsors will end up ponying up the cash so the decline isn't obvious

the same can be said about Kingdom Hearts.

beg to differ, the combat is fun, the dialogue is humorous, the levels are interesting, and there's plenty of hidden secrets
Also it's sort of obvious that it wouldn't be as popular, like, can you imagine Mario Kart without "Mario"?

the bubble burst boys, it's gone belly up

I forgot about Nihil, that would have been a fucking nightmare

>Our sponsors will end up ponying up the cash so the decline isn't obvious
Their sponsors have been ponying up the cash the whole marathon, hidden like $1000 anonymous donations. Ok not sure how much they've got left

Didn't LackAttack say he was quitting speedrunning last year? Or was that only for Zelda?

Guys, I could donate money, but I don't want to because I'm not retarded.

I'm pretty drunk right now, should I donate?

you don't have to tell me twice

>sgdq first time will make more money than agdq
Feels kinda good that people caught on the pcf scam.

fucking shameless lmao

No.

Probably just zelda

inb4 lack drops a jump

maybe just Zelda? he's been running SMRPG for several months now

>>What if we have a last minute donation incentive
Wait they did?

SMRPG would actually be a pretty decent jrpg speedrun if it didn't require needing multiple 100 jumps

>beat last year's raised money amount and we'll do a Super Mario 64 run!

Just saying.