is it indicative of bad character design that the community immediately turned dva into a dorito goblin because they like that more?
Ayden Lewis
I want her to be my bratty mistress.
Joseph Morgan
I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic.
Brody Miller
What's the best DVA skin?
Carter Cook
Junker
Liam Gray
She's more relatable
Isaac Peterson
If you ignore all the porn and sexy fanart maybe. I blame that Umaru shit.
Joshua Parker
Tangerine
the orange mech and electric blue suit is nice
Luis Myers
>Use African name for all my logins and usernames >Teammate says if I don't say I'm a stupid nigger on voice chat he's trolling >Mute him >He spends the rest of the game trying wall me into my death Well, this is new.
Colton Brown
Post your dva pictures here
Ethan Cooper
YOU'RE ON FIRE NIGGA, WHAT BEATS DO YOU WRECK FOOLS TO?
Anthony Lewis
anyone here actually good?
i've been trying to find good people to play with, but everyone here is pretty bad. where do i turn to find people? reddit? i've never been in a position where i can actually believe i'm better than a lot of players lol. how are people bad at this easy game
Brayden Wood
No, it's an indication of autism.
Tyler Brown
I'm rank 76
Caleb Hall
>Mei players
Adam Wilson
Post your tag so we can bask in your glory great one
John Martinez
Do mercy and pharah still go down on each other after having spicy hummus with dinner?
the MLG dorito nerd meme is obnoxious and unoriginal (I've seen 3 other fandoms do this same thing with other characters) but canon D.Va is about as shallow pandering as you can get so
nice, you're the minority i'm not amazing or anything but everyone i've added from the list threads or discord are pretty dreadful people and players Dezly#1242
Josiah Wilson
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Oliver Ward
A cowboy that stuns and oneshots everyone. Oh and his ult oneshots everyone too.
Owen White
youtube.com/watch?v=hyj4JFSErrw I like listening to light party music while I play Torbjorn and emote in people's faces while they can't kill me in molten Core
Owen Russell
How have we not gotten a translation yet?
Camden Wood
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Blake Long
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Oliver Kelly
Why do people keep telling me not to play symmetry on attack?
I just started this game and I am doing really well with her. Why is she so hated?
Angel Barnes
>mmr below 50
Noah Parker
Do you use a language pack other than English while playing, /owg/?
you're running at them, they aren't running at you
you have one skill that is entirely useless
Juan Bennett
I think someone translated it in a post a few threads ago. It was about what you'd expect with Soldier expressing concern for her and Hana insisting she's fine, to paraphrase.
Blake Peterson
Tres bon. You're much better than I am, at any rate.
Not that hard to do, when comparing yourself with a shitter.
Kayden Martinez
This reminds me of the d&d guy who made a monk that grappled everything.
It gives me such a complicated feeling seeing this pasta here, /d2g/ current state is sad af.
Carter Howard
some other user translated it a few days ago
its s76 telling hana to be more careful and hana saying s76 needs more determination
Aiden Jackson
i actually really like the noire skin but haven't been using it since everyone used it on release
maybe i'll make the switch soon, i like that it looks cool but still has the butt unlike the legendaries
Jeremiah Williams
Jappanese >to hear all the hot anime girl moans right hehe You haven't had true fun until you hear MAWLTEN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARWWWWWWAAAAAAH While destroying the enemy team
Blake Martin
this is wonderful but this isn't the one I was looking for, I wanted the one that's in black and white and he's wearing heels.
Carter Reyes
>enforced 50-50 in competitive >leavers when I'm the lowest skill level and I take the full blunt of rank loss >leavers on other team when I'm the highest level and I get very little exp >am now 10 levels below where I was today
how the fuck is this supposed to be fun?
Aaron King
76 - finally got that korean whore cumdump they promised me for wiping out that village D.va - me love you long time
Nathan Martin
Thanks m8
Bentley Morris
She's easiest on a defense map where you can load up a point with all six turrets, and they'll have reasonable lifespans.
When attacking, it can be difficult to set them up, and oft times they'll be destroyed as quickly as you can put them down.
She -can- be useful for some attack maps, where her teleporter will make things absolutely one-sided, but you might need to log a few more games and get a better understanding of the maps before you'll be able to recognize the when-and-where of this.
Cameron Butler
>Enforced 50-50 in competitive What did user mean by this
Xavier Diaz
Less people are using it, now. Feel free to switch whenever, user.
Robert Perry
>I just started this game That's why you're doing well.
>I just started this game That's why. Even worse if you're on console
Levi Morris
the algorithm for matchmaking in both quick play and competitive targets that your win/loss ratio is as close to 50 as possible. It will group you with good/bad players or teams to make this happen
The Gameplay world is all from Tracer's perspective. She damaged her Chronal Accelerator. Which is causing a Crisis of Infinite Earths. Where infinite timelines are being created by Tracer and they are all overlapping.
Matthew Cooper
Wait, fuck, your guns can have different colors than the rest of your skin? FUCK.
Nolan Flores
Post random pictures that look like your main
Elijah Johnson
But people solo que and get higher ranks than you all the time user I wonder why that is? Could it be because you aren't as good as you think you are?
Henry Richardson
character idea here
name: semen demon left click sprays semen from her futa cock all over her target and heals it right click does the same thing but it spurts further her e shoots sticky semen all over the ground and roots targets and her shift lets her fly in the air using her semen to propel her her ulti is the same as pharah but with semen
where can i submit my idea to blizzard?
Evan Bennett
my average in quickplay was 67% last time i checked. if it exists, its doing an awful job.
only gold
Wyatt Bailey
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Brayden Cox
only if you buy the Golden versions
you can't mix and match normal skins and weapons
Gavin Gutierrez
Wrap it around a bullet and submit it right into your skull.
Adam Bennett
Oh, well that's disappointing. How am I supposed to treat this like hat fortress if I can't mix and match shit?
Oliver Smith
Pharah makes me mad
Liam Long
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Luis Myers
>you will never be lionheart with an axe
Ryan Carter
wait a year or two. i'm just curious if they'll introduce alternate weapons or simply more characters.
Wyatt Taylor
Post your idea to the blizz forums. All the users there are natural semen slurpers and will love it.
Christopher Cooper
guns are for losers
Ethan Cruz
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Wyatt Robinson
yeah, coming from Valve games it's a bit disappointing how limited the cosmetics are
John Ross
>enemy picks 6 winstons >pick 6 reapers
Jacob Williams
>stealing comics
Reaper players really are the lowest tier kiddies.