/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Official Website
playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

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1st for SSD genji lock

I love D.va!

hana song

is it indicative of bad character design that the community immediately turned dva into a dorito goblin because they like that more?

I want her to be my bratty mistress.

I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic.

What's the best DVA skin?

Junker

She's more relatable

If you ignore all the porn and sexy fanart maybe. I blame that Umaru shit.

Tangerine

the orange mech and electric blue suit is nice

>Use African name for all my logins and usernames
>Teammate says if I don't say I'm a stupid nigger on voice chat he's trolling
>Mute him
>He spends the rest of the game trying wall me into my death
Well, this is new.

Post your dva pictures here

YOU'RE ON FIRE NIGGA, WHAT BEATS DO YOU WRECK FOOLS TO?

anyone here actually good?

i've been trying to find good people to play with, but everyone here is pretty bad. where do i turn to find people? reddit? i've never been in a position where i can actually believe i'm better than a lot of players lol. how are people bad at this easy game

No, it's an indication of autism.

I'm rank 76

>Mei players

Post your tag so we can bask in your glory great one

Do mercy and pharah still go down on each other after having spicy hummus with dinner?

youtube.com/watch?v=Vkr_7hpcG-w
kino

reminder not to play "character selection police"

youtube.com/watch?v=JDlYb7rVx34

Evolve, Battleborn or this?

the MLG dorito nerd meme is obnoxious and unoriginal (I've seen 3 other fandoms do this same thing with other characters) but canon D.Va is about as shallow pandering as you can get so

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>On Fire as Lucio

youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA

anyone have that reaper pic where he has really thick thighs? I need it.

Talk shit, get hit with people calling your rank 1 ass out.

Post tag.

youtu.be/9Jz3xzmEV6U
Now if only i played mei

umaru is a better character. They didnt steal her colour palette from body break with with hal johnson and joanne mcleod

>"switch off genji I'm lv 116 i'll play it"
>"no"
>their demeanor when

Battleborn is already dead

Evolve's business model isn't AS shitty now and it's got some life breathed into it but who knows if it'll last

Overwatch has a shitload of people playing it and for 40 bucks you get all the game's functional content

I'm not gay but I hope I've been of some help.

Quick! (You) have 1 minute to come up with a bad hero (design and/or balance) Blizzard would actually put into the game!

youtube.com/watch?v=ytG0ktEjUlM

Time to get Viewtiful.

nice, you're the minority
i'm not amazing or anything but everyone i've added from the list threads or discord are pretty dreadful people and players
Dezly#1242

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A cowboy that stuns and oneshots everyone. Oh and his ult oneshots everyone too.

youtube.com/watch?v=hyj4JFSErrw
I like listening to light party music while I play Torbjorn and emote in people's faces while they can't kill me in molten Core

How have we not gotten a translation yet?

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Why do people keep telling me not to play symmetry on attack?

I just started this game and I am doing really well with her. Why is she so hated?

>mmr below 50

Do you use a language pack other than English while playing, /owg/?

>Italian
youtube.com/watch?v=JthqyShaM6A

Who's the most hated hero and why?

you're running at them, they aren't running at you

you have one skill that is entirely useless

I think someone translated it in a post a few threads ago. It was about what you'd expect with Soldier expressing concern for her and Hana insisting she's fine, to paraphrase.

Tres bon. You're much better than I am, at any rate.

Not that hard to do, when comparing yourself with a shitter.

This reminds me of the d&d guy who made a monk that grappled everything.

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youtube.com/watch?v=eLOtl3nLR7Q

NO NEED TO ASK MY NAME TO FIGURE OUT HOW COOL I AM

Do you still wanna play 3 months from now?

If yes, then overwatch it is.
If no, still get overwatch since it's the least bad of the three.

youtube.com/watch?v=WXq2mKU9mCQ

It gives me such a complicated feeling seeing this pasta here, /d2g/ current state is sad af.

some other user translated it a few days ago

its s76 telling hana to be more careful and hana saying s76 needs more determination

i actually really like the noire skin but haven't been using it since everyone used it on release

maybe i'll make the switch soon, i like that it looks cool but still has the butt unlike the legendaries

Jappanese
>to hear all the hot anime girl moans right hehe
You haven't had true fun until you hear MAWLTEN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARWWWWWWAAAAAAH
While destroying the enemy team

this is wonderful but this isn't the one I was looking for, I wanted the one that's in black and white and he's wearing heels.

>enforced 50-50 in competitive
>leavers when I'm the lowest skill level and I take the full blunt of rank loss
>leavers on other team when I'm the highest level and I get very little exp
>am now 10 levels below where I was today

how the fuck is this supposed to be fun?

76 - finally got that korean whore cumdump they promised me for wiping out that village
D.va - me love you long time

Thanks m8

She's easiest on a defense map where you can load up a point with all six turrets, and they'll have reasonable lifespans.

When attacking, it can be difficult to set them up, and oft times they'll be destroyed as quickly as you can put them down.

She -can- be useful for some attack maps, where her teleporter will make things absolutely one-sided, but you might need to log a few more games and get a better understanding of the maps before you'll be able to recognize the when-and-where of this.

>Enforced 50-50 in competitive
What did user mean by this

Less people are using it, now. Feel free to switch whenever, user.

>I just started this game
That's why you're doing well.

youtube.com/watch?v=8GiBhTSyo8k

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>I just started this game
That's why.
Even worse if you're on console

the algorithm for matchmaking in both quick play and competitive targets that your win/loss ratio is as close to 50 as possible. It will group you with good/bad players or teams to make this happen

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The Gameplay world is all from Tracer's perspective. She damaged her Chronal Accelerator. Which is causing a Crisis of Infinite Earths. Where infinite timelines are being created by Tracer and they are all overlapping.

Wait, fuck, your guns can have different colors than the rest of your skin? FUCK.

Post random pictures that look like your main

But people solo que and get higher ranks than you all the time user
I wonder why that is?
Could it be because you aren't as good as you think you are?

character idea here

name: semen demon
left click sprays semen from her futa cock all over her target and heals it
right click does the same thing but it spurts further
her e shoots sticky semen all over the ground and roots targets and her shift lets her fly in the air using her semen to propel her
her ulti is the same as pharah but with semen

where can i submit my idea to blizzard?

my average in quickplay was 67% last time i checked. if it exists, its doing an awful job.

only gold

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only if you buy the Golden versions

you can't mix and match normal skins and weapons

Wrap it around a bullet and submit it right into your skull.

Oh, well that's disappointing. How am I supposed to treat this like hat fortress if I can't mix and match shit?

Pharah makes me mad

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>you will never be lionheart with an axe

wait a year or two.
i'm just curious if they'll introduce alternate weapons or simply more characters.

Post your idea to the blizz forums.
All the users there are natural semen slurpers and will love it.

guns are for losers

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

yeah, coming from Valve games it's a bit disappointing how limited the cosmetics are

>enemy picks 6 winstons
>pick 6 reapers

>stealing comics

Reaper players really are the lowest tier kiddies.

>Adapting memes is stealing

How do I get the animated spray?

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>Spain

Can they just let Latin America dub things from now on?

it's a reference pal

I think they will just stick with characters.
Adding alternate weapons is just gonna make an already nightmarish balancing act even worse.

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