/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

Hey kid, you want to buy a bike horn?

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>try to card the AI
>it lasers me to death in the core
welp

>diona dindu
did that faggot call the shuttle early?

I was dragging the last body into the shuttle and it just fucking disappeared.

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I'm pretty sure he was referring to the other image.

>As AI this round I had to :
>Prevent plasma floods
>Prevent singuloose
>Prevent shard delaminations
>Prevent emitter arrays fucking me up
>Prevent mass murderers and borg subversions
>Answer commands and complaints
>Explain why I can't recall as an AI, for the 99th time
>Explain my actions to sec because they either didn't think killing mass murderers was ok under paladin, or couldn't get why killing humans in my view under asimov was not ok
>Coordinate my borgs to unfuck distro, and disable the singularity engine, stop saboteurs
>Explain to sci why my borgs took some actions, so they'll stop locking down my borgs
>Explosion blows my core open, dude walks in with emag and AI card

>prevent emitters from killing you
The mime did that.
God bless the mime

>not the remake
I think those are it, the remake that I know is super ugly and brown.

I meant this.

>Lock down the HoS who killed a dangerous mass murderer but didn't lock down the mass murderer themselves

hmm... really makes you think....

Well I did yell loudly it was going to happen.

Most of what I do is yell about stuff.

Wait, shit I misread the request. I thought he was asking for that without the censor. Why does this keep happening to me.

Birds aren't known for their intelligence.

If you can't handle all that without being Buddha-calm, don't play AI.

Play MoMMI instead and fuck off to do your own thing. I find it really calming.

>Explain why I can't recall as an AI, for the 99th time
>they either didn't think killing mass murderers was ok under paladin, or couldn't get why killing humans in my view under asimov was not ok

>HoS kills the wheelchair murderer after nearly 10 people were killed
>ai locks the HoS down
MUH POTENT HAMS

that wasn't my image at all, come on hiroshimoot

It's either that, or I don't pay enough attention to things.

>miles
>nanoangstrom
>micro instant
Great story, but these units are nonsensical from a scientific POV.

don't talk shit about ihnm
it's flawless
okay?

It is flawless from a fiction POV.
Not so much on the science.

Borers made valid when

wow you really have to take everything serious
are you an admin?

No.
Yes

I stomp them all the time

Why would you ever hurt something so cute?

please tell me this exists without the censor

Not that we know of.

Kill yourself

Don't know.

personally i prefer it when the cloaca is kept mysterious

>Bartender shoots HoP for throwing paint all over the bar
>HoP calls security and gets the bartender arrested for shooting her boss and gets fired
>Bartender somehow thought shooting the HoP would go well

Kek felicity.

>HoP starts throwing buckets of paint around the bar that the bartender worked hard on.
>Bartender asks him to stop.
>"I am your boss, you answer to me, I can do what I want"
>Bartender tells the HoP to get out. Eventually shotgun stuns him and drags him out.
>HoP comes back with the HoS egunning wildly
>demotes the bartender.
>"I am the boss I can do what I want"

Holy shit you need a head ban with an attitude like that.

It wasn't felicity tho

>Those human like eyes
>Body, besides for legs, is basically a green-painted human
>Short beak that looks glued on
>Quills are just a hair-like mohawk
You guys don't really like vox at all, don't you? You just like your furry interpretation of vox

idk desu. I just watched the entire thing

who cares we're getting them removed

Both the HoP and HoS couldn't land an e-gun shot on me in the brig when I was slowed from hunger and cuffed in a 3 tile wide room. Took me walking point blank for them to land it. Hell, the HoS couldn't do it in a 2 tile wide.
Both of them were assholes and the HoP was just griffing for the sake of griffing. I have the right to bare arms in my bar, and shoot people who are being a cock, boss or not. No one but the HoP thought they were justified, and if I had had lethals I would have used them and double tapped the cunt.

I recently started playing and have started liking Botanist. Is it worth getting into the plant genetics? And should I be grinding down plants for medical bay? I tend to make way too much food I think.

>Aurx once again plays a shitty plasmaman chemistry who locks himself on chemistry by welding the door preventing anybody from entering on chemistry while also labelling the the pills with shit stuff like "RadAway" or "Sensory Recover", while also not specificating the units or any meansure used on majority of them

Surgically?

Exotic seed crates from cargo are always fun to play with if you start getting into xenobotany.

>Someone owns a bar
>Person they hire to tend the bar completely changes the design doing all kinds of design, work, etc without approval
>bar owner changes up what the bartender is doing because he owns the bar
>Bartender shoots bar owner
>implying the bar tender wouldn't be sent to jail and fired

Yeah...last night when I first tried Botany the QM brought me exotic seeds. Suffice to say, I managed to cause the whole hydroponics to overflow with weeds.

the only plants medbay will want are ones with rezadone or perixadon wich can only be acquired from exotic seed crates
but be aware, some plants can be really dangerous to mess with plasma releasing plants or stinging polyacid vines

Why kek me, I wasn't the bartender. I just watched it and called the HoP out on being a garbage can.

This is exactly what I was looking for, I never saved it after coloring it.

Thanks my anonymous friend.

>I have the right to bare arms
>bare arms

This isn't real life, the head of personell isn't a boss, he's an overseer to the station. Centcomm are the bosses. It's not his job to be active in departments, but to watch over them and make sure they're working.

>morena's bare arms
unf

and he should have sign off and approval on changes to public departments. He most certainly can fire a bartender

The good looking vox images are the ones that aren't outright lewd.

>HoP is the Bar Owner
>Bartender needs HoP approval to change their bar design.

I don't know if you are new or an idiot. Probably both if you think what the HoP did was acceptable in any way. ahelp yourself some drug rehab, buddy.

skree

>you will never get to pda erp with morena
>you will never be morena's daddy

Go back to whatever high RP server you crawled out from, seriously.

>tfw shiggy and sj were much better daddies to morena than you'll ever be

i was never morena's daddy tho
i've not even had any contact with morena whatsoever because i'm too nervous
i want morena to bully me!

no way she's a dom
you would be the one bullying
notice me my love

caw

>no way shes a dom
she literally constantly bullied all three of her previous daddies
one relationship was based entirely off of bullying
morena a qt dom

I'm too tired to shitpost and reply, if you actually want to be my friend it's not hard.

>morena still attentionwhorign in the thread

go back to getting doubleteamed by shittypiggy and spergay you faggot

who's the best daddy you ever had?
was it shiggy?

He wasn't that kind of thing to me, neither was Bonk, neither was SJ. Anyway I'm barely friends with any of them any more.
Sounds like you'd enjoy it more.

Can I be your friend?
t. daddy

If you can find my steam then sure.

This is better, but still, why are the eyes so fucking human? Makes it look like some disney character instead of an alien.

humans tend to humanize things when they attempt to make them cute

>morena has dommed sj
is this truly the end of the waifu king?

They were clearly labeled with the overdoses, which is what was bitched about last time. And god knows you retards don't actually care about the dosage, I've seen too many doctors shoving fistfuls of pills down throats to buy into the fantasy that you actually use the minimum needed.

>when you fall for the same trap you fell for before
Some things never change, famlads.

Well maybe they shouldn't, because it looks uncanny as fuck.

You sound decent to play with but I am too boring anyway.
I dragged you in a coffin that one round around engineering

>implying SJ wasn't always a sub

Literally got used and abused by a whore, he's always been in need of a dom

Seriously, fuck off and go back to sucking Freak or Shiggy off.

No we're getting vox removed you dumbfuck.

I can't find it, but I found a better Morena and she's local

>op that finds the disk doesn't have a fucking emag so they can't open a briefcase
>the ship wasn't in the spot they thought it was
>THE FUCKING NUKE WAS AT THE SYNDICATE BASE THE ENTIRE TIME
How does this happen?

>warden with a single sec officer
>wizard running around
>assistants rush to the brig
>"give guns wizard"
>some just try to hack in, shock themselves
>wizard materializes
>hell naw, hide in a locker
>watch as he zaps, clowns, and de-asses them
>assistants disperse to medbay
>one comes back with gloves, tries hacking into the armory again
>stun, cuff, throw him into isolation until I can get the wizard to come back and decide his fate
>wizard doesnt return in a timely manner
>get medkits and DD injectors, break assistants legs and hands, heal his brute, and flush him down the disposal
>not a single bwoink
>wizard dies to cargo guns anyway

Never under any circumstance give a greyshirt an armory gun.

atmos tech finds a syndicate uplink, the power sink, an emag and their ship all near SE solars

>THE FUCKING NUKE WAS AT THE SYNDICATE BASE THE ENTIRE TIME

Oh my god, that's amazing

>aurx thinks he is the utmost authority on chemistry

Please just make fucktons of Bic, Keloderm, 5uDex+, and Antitox. That is literally all med needs, and labeling shit 'lmao healing' and 'FALLOUT MEMES' just makes my job harder, and if I could, I would stuff your ass down the chem chute.

I don't like either of them, not really even as friends any more. I live in near london too whoops. Anyway you can find me on sawbone's friendlist, you should be able to spot me or something.
I heard you liked felicity though? hmm...

Aurx is a very good lad, fuck off medisperg.

fuck off with those meme names
just relabel the pills if you are doing shit like Keloderma or Anti-tox plus (wich is peptobismol+anti-tox)

That's what I tell anime jerkoffs but they don't realize it.

For a moment I thought it was Engineering's time to shine, but holy crap.
We still could have fixed it.

>Having antag enabled

Don't you have a school to shoot up?

WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE ME MORENA I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR DADDYU
CMON REMEMBER THE TIME WE ERPED IN THE BAR THAT WAS FUN!!
PLEASE I WANT YOU BACK YOU WERE MY ONLY FRIEND!!! D: