/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #973

I won't kiss you if you don't floss!!!!

>playing online
Uh... normie much?

Mostly how to take a walk and not to fail tens of plot important quests. I never spend so much time with wikia just to not fuck up some shitty quests in any RPG.

Resting and checking if someone borrowed your pawn is the ultimate thrill!

The thought that someone didn't like my pawn used to give me legit anxiety
Fuck this normie-friendly game...

Morri got an average of 4 stars in everything at least...

user.. please take a step back and look at what you've typed. I get anxiety over stupid shit too, but blaming someone else for it doesn't make sense.

Are you 100% done with the game?

>Play through Dragon Age II for the first time a year and a half ago
>Constantly bully and abuse Merill
>Think she's a fucking idiot for keeping the Eluvian around
>Kill her clan
>Mock her for living with rats

I'm on my second playthrough right now, and I've just realized that Merill is right about everything, and everyone was just doubting her talents. And that doubt makes her pre-destined to fail. It's also a bit disturbing how a human is poking his nose so much into Elven business. It comes off as patronizing and racist.

I defeated this faggot and afaik there is no stronger boss or anything. There is still minor quest stuff I haven't done, but meh.
Playing the story again isn't fun either because everything dies when I just look at it at this point. I guess I can try unarmed combat.

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I like Merrill's design and how she's dedicated to her goal instead of being a wishy washy manchild like Sebastian, Fenris or Isabela. However, the randumb banter is fucking terrible

Wow, that's a real bargain, they go for like 40 silvers in The Pearl if I remember correctly

everyone post a hair selfie right now!

"No"

or else...!

Got a massive urge to replay Origins Tbh lads. The camp is so fucking comfy.

Tis humid in my tent

Why is Dwarf commoner the least-played Origin?

Prostitution ages you dramatically.

cuz dwarves are lame as fuck

>you will never see the Hero of Ferelden appear again

>Byzantine Politics
>Non dwarfy-dwarfs

How are they lame?

It is very comfy
youtube.com/watch?v=RXNvDzlXqSA

She also lives in the slums and eats lichen, I imagine Denerim and Kirkwall "courtesans" live in much better conditions
Because the dwarf noble one is better
Dwarf commoners don't have any politics though, you just run around with Leske and then get in trouble with Jarvia

Jarvia's fight is pure fucking suffering, she should turn away from the life of crime and start soloing broodmothers for a living

>61 year old mommy being added to overwatch
!!!

Daily reminder than the intended canon of all canons,a.k.a the Human male noble origin was terminated because most members of the original team of writers have resigned from their positions because of "creative differences" with the lead designers of the Dragon Age project.

Instead of having a cohesive story-line and a likable protagonist with whom we could establish a solid connection,they've decided to promote that Dalish monstrosity as the default preset for all future Dragon Age installments to come.

I didn't fully understand what he even was but I wasn't thinking hard either.

But Dalish Origin is good.

There is literally nothing wrong with being Dalish, shem

It's not,mostly because it's highly unlikely,even for a fantasy world.No Human faction would ever unite behind the banner of a non-Human leader,especially if he/she is of Dalish origin.

Nobody is following the warden until Awakening, that's why you have to go fetch Eamon

No one is uniting under the banner of the Warden.

The Warden is just going places, fixing shit up and then asking for armies. Never leads or commands, just that one speech at the end of the game. Otherwise Eamon leads everything, and Alistair if you make him.

Is it such a casul gaem..?

I think he was in the process of becoming a dragon, just like Grigori who was once human which is a bit strange because he was a lot stronger than him in this early state already.

Are you sure about that?
That is a different scenario and yes,they are uniting under the leadership of the Warden,at least during the battle of Denerim.Also,Aemon is there to depose the political hegemony of Teryn Loghain in the capital city of Ferelden and to secure further support for your cause.

>Namefag posting stupid shit
I'm shocked

Not entirely true,the armies that have responded the call might have been led by their lords and commanders,but they've ultimately answered to the surviving Wardens who've united them against the Blight in the first place.

one of those wardens is Alistair

a human

Care to elaborate?

It starts with saying that there is a canon or that human noble ever was considered as such

>suffering for half an hour
>replace Zevran with Shale
>kill everyone with little trouble
Starting to see the benefits of using her now, user was right

Dalish Elf is the canon

I'm a massive elf-fag but I think they only made it default because it's the one that has the most relevance in DA2. Dalish elves are also probably the most newbie friendly because you can feel justified in asking stuff like "what's a templar"

But they have their own bizarre culture, and dwarves know very little about the surface world too

Yes, but Orzammar takes up like 1/5 of the game and you never re-visit your starting area as a dalish elf. Nature of the Beast is mostly about furries, not elves too

Reminder that oatmeal > corn flakes

>Go to Orzammar
>Get Oghren

>Go to the Tower
>Get Wynne

>Go to the Brecilian forest
>Get nowhere

Fuck you, Bioware. I only wanted an Elven companion.

What's this, a shemkin?
Zevran...

you got zevran :^)

fucking hate him tbqh

Flat-Ears don't count. If you made Zevran a human, nothing would've changed. His assassin identity matters more.

fuckin hate elves

me - the rock
you - the duck
I'm not the biggest fan either but there are worse rogues in the series
His mom was a Dalish elf and he considered joining them, and he's also the only companion you can inquire about elves. So I'd say he counts as the obligatory elf companion

That's a chicken........

Shale is a girl?

shale is a golem

Prove it...

A girl golem

golems can't be girls or boys

they have no peepee or girly place

prove it

see any peepee or girly spot?

no

shale = golem

Let all repeat the Chant of Oppression
Only the Word dispels the darkness upon us
>used to be a female dwarf
>has a crush on Sten

>youtube.com/watch?v=4hO8n1eScUQ
Wandering a snowy forest with waifu...

There's only one way to deal with elves

Seeing your waifu get mutilated by monsters...
Getting blown up......

It would all be easier if humans could accept elf superiority

Do a speedrun :^)

Joining her in the afterlife....

Seen any wardens?

Meredith did nothing wrong.

Why is he so perfect?

>actual daddy
>cheeky banter
>a dwarf
>red hair
>Steve Blum voice
Take your pick...

Other than the voice and the dwarf bit, I would be all in.

Also he's fat and hairy...

Debatable

He'd still have the rampant alcoholism and commitment issues

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Why would you ever use Zevran in your party if you're a rogue yourself already? The game NEEDS to have a balanced group or you get fucked really easily. You only really need one good rogue to disarm all the traps and open locks and stuff. Playing with a rogue yourself is easy mode since you can just do that yourself and still backstab the shit out of anything that looks at you funny. You'll still need a healer like Wynne or Morrigan if you make her one and a good tank like Alistair.

The best protagonist tqbh.

Gotta light the fuck out of that lighthouse?
>done
gotta reunite like 4 different groups that hate each other?
>did it
gotta trial that nigga for treason?
>task done
gotta kill the fuck outta that archdemon?
>yeup
gotta rebuild the SHIT out of that keep and kill two bitchin darkspawn?
>completed
gotta chase the FUCK out of that cute witch?
>yes sir

and it can all be done with minimum whining and crying, and maximum murder or righteousness, depends on which one you're into

Hm. Not so much.
Alcoholism is a major turnoff.

>banter mentioning his body hair
>actual nude model is the same waxed body everyone else has
. . .

I don't even hate the idea anymore since you can use your old save for max. speed
You also get selene's cute dress as reward.!!
I guess I will slay the dragon and farm some wakestones first

>Hey I'm that fat merchant you bought periapts at, wunsumfug?
Completely forgot about that. I hate this game.

Best boy...

hehehe... whoops!

>shortest height in D'sD give you dorf proportions
>no dorfs anywhere in the world
why........ why............

You can also make an elf but there are no other elves. (Which is good)

I NEVER hire e*f pawns!!!

you're supposed to *st*r*sk vowels only....

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