/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /gwt/)

"Yen, this is my new wife, Regis. Ciri, this is also your new vampire mom."

reminder that Ciri loved Mistle

ciri is pure
shani is a sorority slut

Purest love

How many peasants do I have to cut down for His Royal Majesty to give me a white Roach?

holy shit

Better than mama Avallac'h and papa Emhyr

You can get a black horse if you refuse money from the emperor for bringing Ciri.

I know, but I'd like a white one

>inb4 racist

Ciri cleans up nicely

>muh prince on a white horse

Guys I just got to kaer morhen so how far in the game am I ?
It feels as if I'm nearing the end.

Vesemir dies

Book 7

50%

Oh damn I am at level 22 so it makes sense when the expansions start at level 34.

Remember to be a good dad!

But ofcourse, I'm still not sure if emhyr would take good care of ciri or not.

this i hate portals meme i getting fucking tiring

Emhyr is bad and especially so for Ciri

Ok thanks I'll keep that in mind.

Nonsense

Hey the guy just hates it.

Medallion's humming. A thread full of faggots, gotta be.

Olgierd von Everec in his immortal state vs. The Unseen Elder vs. Eredin. Who wins?

Unseen

Eredin dies like a little bitch. The Unseen Elder beats Olgierd to a pulp but ultimately can't kill him. Unseen wins, Eredin loses, Olgierd will wake up with the headache of his life.

What does White Gull taste like?

>Regis insists Detlaff is good at heart
>Detlaff attacks Beauclair at the first chance
Fuck off Regis. I know he's your friend but stop being a naive bitch

>youtube.com/watch?v=sOYOruxiKEc
Goddamn, I wish Witcher 3 was more politics-oriented.

These polacks know how to show medieval politics in their game.

so vesemir cannot be saved kinda understand now why even tho im totally sad about it, otherwise ciri might not have grown so much as a person and as a fighter

can crach be saved?

He actually waited 4 days longer than he said be would

oh my god this stupid ass teleport joke

can you just please

ONE TIME

NOT MENTION

YOU HATE THE FUCKING PORTALS

>youtube.com/watch?v=CqlBYmWafZQ

Tywin was the most decent monarch to unite the 7 kingdoms and bring order to those filthy northerners. He should've stayed in power forever.

>can crach be saved?
nope

Kill yourself, gaylord

So after you throw the baby in the oven can you wait out the guards until the old dude comes out? Just completed that quest and nobody minding the guys Geralt just slaughtered was somewhat of an immersion breaker.

Lilac and gooseberries

Reminder that both the books and the games are made by neo-nazis

Dettlaff's biggest issue is that he doesn't stop to think. He nearly goes into a blind rage because someone cuts ahead of him in a queue.

Nice

How do I make this happen? I care for both of them and would like to see them happy.

modelswap

i'm in a wall

Post waifu-patch CDPR makes me sad.

That's actually pretty true to chivalry. Look at all the Arthurian legend shit.

She's really prone to it.

Somewhere south of the Yaruga would be best for a Ciri game I think. Gotta work in her backstory that they neglected in TW3.

>But ofcourse, I'm still not sure if emhyr would take good care of ciri or not.
There's a reason they've almost never spoken to each other. The games don't tell you but last time they were near each other it was his intent to force Geralt and Yennefer to kill themselves, then rape Ciri to make a super baby of his dynasty. He only relented because Ciri started crying and he lost his nerve at the last second.

He outright tells you he's only looking for her for political reasons at the first meeting, too.

Love hurts.

Dettlaff did literally nothing wrong

Agreed. Beauclair is a terrible place that should be wiped from the face of the Earth.

What's the turkey of the Witcher universe?

...turkey.

What is Ciri's favorite food? :3

Vanilla pudding! :3

Drowner cum

You don't have to make it happen because it's already canon silly. :3

Kittens

I love these two together. :3

They're both boring, so I guess they do belong with each other.

Triss will need to pick out a new dress for their wedding! :3

I will *never* forgive you...

Do the other endings even remotely compare? I can't see how any happily ever after could be satisfying.

Triss needs boring. She needs a guy who has nothing else going on in his life and can actually pay attention to her and in return love her for who she actually is.

Eskel also has sex with demons, so like he's probably a fucking crazy person in the bedroom, and all the non-boring shit in their lives happen after hours.

:3

>Eskel also has sex with demons, so like he's probably a fucking crazy person in the bedroom, and all the non-boring shit in their lives happen after hours.
Nah, the succubi do all the work.

Reminder that Syanna was never legally disinherited, and was therefore rightful Duchess of Touissant. The killing of the usurper Anna Henrietta was legal and moral, and the Duchess Sylvia Anna's murder at the hands of the usurper's conspirators was a grave injustice.

I mean considering he hasn't died from having sex with one yet, he has to be doing something right.

Maybe he's shit in bed so the succubi are less tempted to drain him dry.

>there's a coup in Turkey

GET HYPE

Protective Coating + Bear armor is disgusting

So much DR that Quen lasts through multiple hits

What does Yennefer of Corvo Bianco smell like?

Brandy and BO.

Go away Lambert.Don't be mad that you have a four inch dick.

Good. I hope they kill that Islamist piece of shit Erdogan.

Fried chicken and vodka

IT WAS ME ESKEL, I WAS THE SUCCUBUS

It's the width that counts, not the length.

>Nah, the succubi do all the work.
Why would they be content with that? Eskel must be pretty damn freaky!

Spilt wine and diet milkshakes ;_;

>Why would they be content with that?
Because they're not mating, they're eating. Eskel is fast food. It tastes ok and it's cheap, but not something you'd want to eat all the time.

>diet milkshakes
kek

FUCKING. LAMBERT.

nice my dimetrium bomb disappeared after the kaer morhen battle

I'd eat Eskel all the time if you know what I mean.

>diet milkshakes
;_;

Too real ;_;

im not gonna lie, the ending is fucking terrible imo

this game lacks big fights in general

Eh, I'd still hit it over Triss.

Cannon howwww? Do I need to finish Blood and Wine? That gif warms my heart, my 2nd favorite Witcher and 2nd favorite girl.

You just have to believe hard enough And anything is possible.

Except for Geralt and Triss. That shit will never happen no matter how hard you believe in it you fucking degenerate.

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE SONG IN THIS VIDEO my.mixtape.moe/gjdzyz.mp4

So, the give-away-the-magic-acorn-to-get-3-later thing is a total ruse, right? Any discussion of it seems to be over a year old and full of "my friends dad who works at Nintendo".

Should I just eat this fucker, and damn the shitty peasants?

Eat it. The peasants certainly don't deserve it.