/utg/ - Undertale General

Not like it's bad or anything.

youtube.com/watch?v=l9bHft7YEks

This one please

LMAO DEPRESSION
SELF HARM

user you need to stop
your sinning far too much

nth for papyrus

I love nicey

Remember the two most important rules.
1) Don't kill, and don't be killed.
2) Flirt with everybody.

imagine if sans hadn't been the big bad genocide route boss

Gerson shooting up a child prostitution ring after they kidnapped Undyne off the street

Because you want to eat a Crabapple?

...

Every dating sim.

give me your best hugs

HE
HAS
NO
PULSE

no

asriel selfcest

youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4

You don't want hugs from me.
I'm filthy user.

nicepants

Lovely. CB is awesome.

Yeah, I'd like a genocide AU where Sans is killed off immediately in Snowdin and Papyrus ends up surviving until the end.

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A rip in the fabric of reality caused by a superpowered Temmie and their stand.

>AU without Sans
No one will give a fuck

ok

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

but then all the terrible sans nonsense would be transferred over to papyrus, nobody wants that

>temmie's stand is that dragon from tem history
oh no

OH YES!!

...

>Underlust
>gASSter blaster
>Dirty brother fucker
sans was a mistake

w-woah
I thought I was prepared, but I was not

nah

your birth was a mistake

yes
i'm pretty sure there's more than those too

youtube.com/watch?v=tPOqDShuE2M

but I was a plan

a butchered plan

there you go
sorry, i won't do that anymore
for now

>tfw my sister got pregnant at 44 and named the baby 'missy' because she was indeed a mistake

Maybe Flowey can take trashbag's place for that. Then Papyrus can be spared.

Yeah.

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Shut up you whiny faggot, you are gonna be awesome and you are gonna like it.

Asgore and Flowey combo endboss?
I'd play it.

these are all wonderful hugs

Sans and Edgegoat becoming one, via lesbian space rock style Steven Universe!

...

Don't do this.

stop hugging
start killing

asgore with trident nipples

fish titties
imgur.com/5of3TWh

Would you watch it if someone streamed their own death?
Say I used Undertale soundtrack in the background?

Don't listen to this guy is a beautiful concept!

no

don't

no anons are for living and not dying

DEATH BY GLAMOUR

That's not wise. Get help.

>Asgore talks about his kids midfight
>Flowey's face in the background cycles through every emotion

blasphemy

No, you don't understand! It's our two biggest sources of autism coming together!

you'd need to throw in sonic the hedgehog and a few ponies

Wouldn't it be cool though?
Yeah!

...

yes

I want to see it happen! It's a wonderful idea!

Let's make the biggest autism the fandom has ever seen!

I meant ours as in Undertale only.
Do it or shut up.

How does one accomplish death by glamour?

Conventional suicide methods are simply not fabulous.

You are actually worse than do it
both of you

aw, thanks
you're the best

Why do people still post in undertale threads

the game is over
it's picked clean
go home

no

DO NOT
Papyrus wants you to live user!

Nah. I plan on living for a very, very long time.

are they naked?

/utg/ IS home

I was thinking maybe fireworks?
This needs some planning.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jyv--amOrTM

festering autism.

What else is there?

FUCK Temmie
No
what the fuck

where else will i talk about how i want to eat asriel's dirty diapey

Do it fajjit

>FUCK Temmie
That's what I want too

Don't fuck the Temmie.

>tfw my friend find out I'm a skelefucker
>tfw he keeps teasing me with "bone me, sans"
>tfw I want to bone Paps

tiny tridents replacing his nipples, what's hard to understand

I wonder this, too. Undertale was a flash in the pan. I enjoyed it, but at the end of the day it was a short, sweet, and small little package of a game. Anyone still clinging on to it is probably just depressed and/or autistic.

Not that I haven't been there, myself, but that part of my journey is over.