Shitty Servers edition
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>What is it?
Pokemon Go can be described simply as the Geocaching of Pokemon. Grab your smartphone, get some exercise, catch some mons, battle some people - the usual Pokemon gig.
>Is the server down?
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>Is it worth evolving X?
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FIRST FOR BANNED REEEEEEEEE
RIP spoofers
You won't be missed.
guis guis jfshgjkzhgjkfxh
Third for Instinct
xth for arrested for spoofing
Who here
>failed to log in
A FUCKING LEAF
FUCKING CANADA
Where were you during the mass spoofer suicide of 2016?
It's freaking insanity REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>get dress to go to a park
>get in car and check game
>servers are down
Welp guess im staying home
FUCK TURN OFF YOUR SPOOF MACHINES
THEY'RE COMING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nox or Memu?
IT'S OVER
SPOOFERS ARE FINISHED
CANADA LITERALLY KILLED POKEMON GO
GOOD JOB LEAFS
they banned my account and also my steam account.
wtf i hate niantec now
>Finally a time this week where someone is driving me through a city
>Servers crash
barf.
Fallout 4 is more playable than this shit. Time to roll a melee character.
>finally give in to the fad last night
>download and try to catch one
>it's some rat looking thing a block away
>decide to walk to store to buy something and catch it along the way
>find it and catch it
>wait for something to happen
>nothing happens
>uninstall
I played one for the DS years ago that was a hell of a lot more engaging, and had actual story to it. this was just slide my finger across screen and catch rat thing.
maybe because i'm doing it alone is why I don't understand the appeal. maybe I need someone standing next to me to pat me on the back and congratulate me. maybe then I'll feel better about my capture.
meanwhile at niantic
>hmm our servers are being overloaded
>i know, let's open the game to 27 more countries!
they're doing this on purpose, but why? What is to gain by no one being able to play?
Several days of grinding and now this. I think I'm just gonna kill myself.
who /serversdown/ here?
norcal reporting in
>tfw niantic are so incompetent they're actively looking for somebody who knows what a server is
MY SIDES
Y
S
I
D
E
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WHAT KINDA SERVERS̶ YOU WANT FOR YOUR GAME F A M?
Stop releasing the games in other countries before fixing the game in countries it's already released in, ya dinguses
KILL DA SPAYCE MEEREENS
this klericvezax cunt is spoofing 100%
HAHAHAH XD NIGGER HAHAAHHAHA
SERVERS BACK UP
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's been dead for 2 days. However, this certainly isn't helping and I've heard rumors this week about russian release on 17th.
canada coming through
nth for taking gyms just to drop this fucker in there
>Newfags mistaking softbans/server issues for actual bans
>Walkers flipping shit at falseflaggers like its the prophesied second coming
>Niantic throws more gas on the already burning servers
How do you get Lockito to work on nox?
>try a different account
LEL
fuck this game it was shit anyway
>post yfw walkerfags
SPOOFERS CONFIRMED BTFO
IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
AHAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES WALKBROS REPORT IN
>mfw there was some big facebook post about a pokemon go gathering right at 3pm in my town
I wish I went to watch all the sheeple trying to log in right now
>not using a 10CP weedle
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>decide to walk to the grocery store to hatch my 10k eggs
>tfw 8 miles away from my house and the servers shit the bed
>hot as fuck and no shade
I could have just driven
important
>People who think they're banned when servers are just down
thats what happens wehn you use nox idiot
spoofers on suicide watch right now
>our servers are going down every 30 minutes, what shall we do?
>RELEASE IT IN MORE COUNTRIES
LMAO
how much will the go plus shit be what do you think?
kinda want it even if i wont use it
>Lockito
Why would you want a fake gps when theres a fake gps built in?
the colors are ALL WRONG
aaaaaaand
We're Back. Let the shit posting resume.
>Titantic adding Canada
>servers burning for over 5 hours
>plebbit in defense mode "look at muh meme right? upboted btw here's your containment thread for actual issues like game being broken"
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm just install it...............
How does it feel expending yourself in the blazing hot sun like a beast of burden just for the CHANCE to get some shit tier pixels in your chinese phone game?
got this too.
Probably 40-50
I cba to hold wasd while shitposting on /pgg/
>not even centered
poor bait
who is this semen demon
I seriously don't get it. I think it's part of some government/illuminati conspiracy... somehow this sways votes toward whoever a going to win election
This is what happens when you travel across the world, retards.
>tfw once niantic is done adding countries you play legit walking mode again and benefit from having spoofed before that while niantic was too busy to be able to bother looking out for cheaters
>It's actually real
>strawpoll.me
That's actually pretty accurate
From what I've observed that's the distribution of the teams
>tfw game finally opens
>tentacruel nearby
>drop an incense
>game freezes
JUST
Her weight is 50 kg and she's very sensitive about it.
I WANNA LOGIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Canadian here. Game isn't in the Play store. Don't believe their lies.
>able to get in just 2 minutes ago
>load up and this fucker is sitting right there outside my house
>disconnect
>reconnect
>he's gone
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Euros being confirmed 39,99€
>The International Police (Japanese: 国際警察 International Police), also referred to as the Global Police in the English localizations of Generation I and III, is a law enforcement agency in the Pokémon world.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, now I understand
>instinct has by far the most votes
>i-i am not a contrarian, i swear
I hope someone hacks a generic bluetooth support, I have a fitness tracker that can vibrate and recognizes taps, is a lot cheaper than their shitty bracelet, can track sleep patterns, notify me about all kinds of shit and count steps. Also, not much point in this gadget when you need to have app open all the time to get pokemons anyway.
same here, but what the fuck do they mean by international police? did they make that up just to fuck with us?
>>drop an incense
you realize that incense spawns pokemons and dont actually attract the ones you see in your list?
Offline again?
Not that guy but its definitely got me out more, I go on a 15km bike ride every morning now to hatch eggs and get my 10 gyms
did you actually get softbanned at any point?
incense doesn't make pokemon approach you, it just spawns random pokemon on top of you (usually basic bitch ones like pidgey)
FUCKING LEAFS
GUYS
HOLY
FUCKING
SHITTTTTTTTTTT
i know where you live now. ur fucked kid
making routes
what happens if you press continue? Is that just a "We caught you, so don't do it again, this is your one and only warning" kind of deal?
...
SHIT
anyone here owns Xiaomi Redmi Note 3/Pro ?
i really wanna get one but the gook kid in my class said that the phone's GPS is shit and it won't read the phone if i rotate my direction and walk in pokemon GO
8/10
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net
This is actually pretty smart, considering how many views spoofing videos have got, banning spoofers should slightly ease load on servers.
WHAT THE FUCK I GOT BANNED
Ahhahhaha
How does it feel to be rejected by society, once again?
got this message today is it over?
its on the iphone app store
wtf i hate niantic now
Hey guys my spoof just stopped working? What should I do?
The game let me log in but poke stops don't work
In this heat? I'm glad I stayed home, it's broiling in NYC
Looker is watching...
WE THE NORF
>be american
>get shot
soft banned
...
>only 2 misdirections
You need to at least make them tilt their monitor back.