League of Legends General - /lolg/

>Jungle, Top and Bot all have the same clan tag
>They ask the first-pick support to play Thresh
Oh dear fucking god.

>LB does Q+R
>Jhin's HP nearly disappears, going down from 100% to 20%

Star Guardian Lux! With the power of cleansing light!

>tell bot to switch lanes with top because better matchup
>"who crowned you king lol"
>bot lane loses
>Report jungler pls
Nice game yeah.

Blood
Moon
Shen

Program Lissy or Jade Fang Cass

Got that one.

>5 levels down

It's called being outplayed

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Why has this been allowed for like 10 patches already?

GP has pretty high banrate at diamond because honestly there is no reason to OTP any other toplaner champion. He has everything and is good in every situation. He is fucking stupid.

Reminder that vanilla is 4 fags.
Rape, Femdom and NTR are truth.

I finally unlocked this

took over 2 months to get enough orange ess

So far I've gotten:

Dragon Trainer Trist
Bioforge Darius
PROJECT Yi
Winter Wonder Ori
Bloodmoon Elise

>why does an assassin act like an assasin when multiple levels ahead???

rate me

>backs
>gets deathcap
>tps back in
>presses two buttons and Jhin's now dead

BALANCED

Oh. Boneclaw Shyvana then, she got some fine titties.

Isn't it obvious that TSM is cheating like mad?

>It's a Bjergsen stomps the enemy team and shitters complain about whatever champ he picked episode

Blame Fabby for being an absolute shitter and falling so far behind he couldn't afford MR

It's not quite as impressive as Distortion + Mimic jukes but Sigil + Mimic makes up the bulk of her potential damage output. It's huge.

Better bench Doublelift.

Getting real tired of hextech crates. Already have all the champions.
For the uninitiated, the gold border means I rerolled 3 champions to save space.

I can't into femdom.

I've interacted with enough girls, and I just can't suspend disbelief when it comes to femdom.

this is why I hate playing ADC, getting my asshole exploded by a fed assassin
>outplayed...
that fucking triggered me.
just isn't fun.

Ayy getting stray to invite me to a game
twitch tv/stray9010

>rape
good
>femdom
beta
>NTR
only if ur self inserting as the one doing the NTRing

>Why is an assassin an assassin?!!?

Dumb aphro poster.

>zed gets nerfed into oblivion
>lebonk can still 2shot people within the blink of an eye
lolbabs?

Royal Shaco

Remember when shitters said the TF changes would kill him? Now he just builds it+straight armor pen and shits on everyone regardless because his kit is just that broken.

BANE?

So you're basically a cuck? Ok yeah that's pretty sad.

Doublelift was always carried, people only cheer for him because they think he's funny.

Poll Party Fiora

who's that bitchboy near our guy well done?

>They picked Vayne and Udyr
NOOOOOO

Already have that.
I got it at release way back when.

Fiora nerfs when? max hp% true damage is a stale meme

It's pretty ingenious if you think about it

If you self insert as the cuck, you're a cuck.
If you self insert as the bull, you're actively trying to get someone else's sloppy seconds, and are thus either a cuck or gay as fuck.

Whatever the case, you're pathethic.

I remember when Gangplank was garbage. Do you?

tfw no Veeky Forums kat gf

>Extremely fed Leblanc versus severely under-leveled Jhin
Wow, what would possibly happen?

Anything femdom or NTR related is crap. Pretty boys is where it's at.

Nothing beats the utter state of assblast Lolg gets when TSM is winning. Feelsgoodman

would people be ok with removing ekko's % health damage on his W, and change it to halve the cooldown of his passive against targets under 30% health?

Women aren't objects, user. Don't refer to them as sloppy seconds

not really

ive had this happen before they always get bored after a few hours

46% winrate.

>doublelift
>always carried
>is an avatarfag
>hates doublelift
>animefag

Pic related is you irl

It's beautiful if you think about it, you never lose when you cheer for TSM

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GODDAMNIT MAN THEN POST WHAT SKINS YOU ALREADY HAVE FIRST

All you have to do is farm safely and outscale her. The only stale meme is that she's op.

What if you self insert as the one cheatingl?

>get matched with a 4 man premade
>fuck premades I'm picking nunu top
>2/0 in 5 min
>team goes 2/13

>Champions gain free armor/MR versus higher level champs

Better?

oh boy

>If you self insert as the bull, you're actively trying to get someone else's sloppy seconds, and are thus either a cuck or gay as fuck.

t. someone who's been cucked

Why are you posting my waifu?????

TEN
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BANS
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WHEN?
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>this champ was bad so he deserves to be op now

oh, the blizzard approach!

>women aren't objects

>Outscaling Fiora

APEX KEK

>9k behind at 30 minutes
>Lost all of ours inhib turrets
>Win anyway because I can basically spam the locket active with my W

Man this is insane. With the extra aura range I can easily shield my all team for a fuckton because of the new stats on crucible/ardent, give them extra defense with the Windspeaker mastery and increase their attack speed with the ardent censer with a cd > 4 seconds.
What the fuck was Riot thinking?
Sona is absolute cancer right now.

>people replying to Karu and Karu posters

When will you ever learn?

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>Implying there's anything wrong with having a different bodytype

>All you have to do is farm safely and outscale her
>outsclaing fiora

:^)
Well then I guess you crave cocks.
Thanks for asuming I've been in relationships before I guess.

>Urgot's Q now procs on-hit abilities
>no other changes to his kit

What would you build?

Why are you waifuing a basic bitch?????

If TSM 0-2s TL I'll post my bp.

Raise Morale REMAKE
No longer targets a unit (can no longer kill allied minions)

NEVER FORGET

what is bp, guys?

My mind is exhausted and my heart is barren. Vlad is my one love, my one reason to live.

I can enjoy only the hardest of hard-core and BDSM. Rape is cool too. Both maledom and femdom are nice. I get off on watching people suffer.

How does Doublelift keep getting away with playing a sub-optimal AD pick
Holy shit NA is bad

Gangplank's E does more thing than the ultimate of about half of the cast.

And to add to this, he ALSO hass one of the best ultimates in the game. And extremely good Q and W skills.

She can't farm as well as most toplaners, and she does no damage if behind. It's pretty easy.

British Petroleum

FUCK
U
C
K

Blue hand obviously

Go away

Post yfw Doublelift has been the best ADC in NA since 2012

>playing a faggot tank with infinite regen, free tenacity and %hp ranged poke
>cry like a bitch when he gets fucked by an anti-tank champ

>Lol tries to pretend it has more "roles"
>Assassins are just carries but Riot tries to make them sound different to marksmen.
>Riot never tries to balance melee ADC so they're lumped in a generic group called "fighters" alongside initators.

Why is Lol so artificially broken?

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It only works if you're able to stall and get to 16.

true damage (and specifically max hp% true damage) stays relevant throughout all periods of the game

Ryze is overtuned as fuck. Get your freelo while you can.

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Because TSM shitstomps every team so the Lucian doesn't have time to fall off