Dota 2 General - /d2g/

OG just showed up because they wanted to tilt EG by having Cr1t bang Slotherina and also the jew can't say no to a free meal.

Reminder to vote against Slark in the new Arcana voting round.

Yes. They are.

Newbee rekts every team until Wings clutch destroys them just before the finals and they go onto win the dotabowl

Man I'd date that qt on right. He could teach me some dank ass wings dota by holding my mouse hand.

crit ran into 5 during the last game and doomed a target randomly
pretty fucking hard

>tfw old roshpit

so was this the last esport event till TI6?

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EG

>SOON the STARLDADDER EVENT IN THE SAME FUCKING BTS HOUSE WITH EG AND SECRET

WILDRIDE WILDRIDE

based sspartan
is he never not happy?

Why even bother with the Battle Cup then? For 15 levels if you win? What a joke.

I mean, I'm sorta glad because I don't want my games flooded with Redditors pasting the good shit pasta every time they feed, but it's pretty pointless imho.

how soon?

Today?

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damageless void shitters need to hang themselves

I guess so. It's a pretty good way to test how good your 3k shitter stack is, if you're in that bracket. If you're 5k+ though, enjoy playing against prostacks. And losing.

well theres more than one battle cup, so if you win several then thats a good chunk of points

its this thursday

21st - 24th

THANKS FOR THE SHEKELS GOYIM

Gee Riki, how come your mom lets you have four daggers?

if dmgless void is so shit then how shitty is OG to get absolutely stomped by it?
>III-I ITS BAAAD WHAAA WHAA VOID YOUR BAD
>proceeds to win games

how come dota 2 doesnt have bracket resets?

*blinks behind you*
*stabs your back*
heh. nothin personell... kid..
- Riki the Stealth Assassin

LD gave all his fat to maut

>Literally one going on RIGHT NOW
???

because everybody watching and casting would fall asleep

Dota 2 doesn't have a time limit

If one of these games went on for 2 hours all that would happen is they would take a 10 minute break and continue.

Nobody noticed the cs:go summit hint at the end? Could be pretty hype imo

MAFIA AFTER FOOD

MAFIA AFTER FOOD

MAFIA AFTER FOOD

you can have a 5th with the "tail dagger" cosmetic

>good hero with shit build carried by the broken woodchipper
lol
kill yourself faggot

LGD wins TI6 out of nowhere... it gotta be a chink.

You mean vote against Io. And for the one true king.

ur mom has a shit build lmao

cs:go is dead
killed by overwatch
killed by gambling being banned
killed by catering to casuals

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>If one of these games went on for 2 hours all that would happen is they would take a 10 minute break and continue.
lol at pleb thinking dota2 amtch would get paused for 10 minue casual break

correct

I wouldn't say out of nowhere, they are pretty good and have experience going deep in TI

its almost like wings is a professional team and actually worked together to have heroes on their team that could bring dps from outside the chrono in order to win the game.
almost..

isn't it agasint the rules to restream other streams?

Beesa is such a beta, I have so much sympathy for him.

>/csgog/ was literally all betting and pro scene discussion
>Now both are fucked because Reddit GN suggestions were implemented

After the match they would take a longer than usual break if it was that long. Obviously they aren't going to allow a break in the middle of the match

overwatch is a memegame for kids, I dont gamble, I play the game as long as Dota. Yea it will be hype for me

It's fine the way it is, that shit would take too long. Maybe Bo7 with 1 game winners advantage would be ok if you really wanted to make it harder for the losers bracket finalist

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Jack Chen @KBBQDotA
#TheSummit5 is won, can't celebrate yet...still gotta review replay first!

are they going to win ti 6?

>>>/csgog/ was literally all betting and pro scene discussion
>>Now both are fucked because Reddit GN suggestions were implemented
What?

Maybe if it was a best of 7.

best of 5s come with 5 minute or something breaks like we just saw

I hope they get at least top 8

if the game pushes 100+ minutes, then im sure theres room for toilerbreaks etc in the rules.

what else should they do, they don't really speak english and are in a house full of plebbitor memesters

Did you ever go to /csgog/? The only thing anyone EVER talked about there (at least when i went there) was betting, and the occasional "Fnatic our guys based JW".

Best of 5s at LAN typically don't reach that 2 hours mark. That is usually online shenanigan shit.

but if it happened in a Bo5 they would definitely take a 10-15 minute break at the end
I definitely know there are toiletbreaks and shit but I believe you take a draft penalty.

I don't think i've ever seen a toilet break in a pro game, even in that super long game at TI, even in that ridiculously long game with Jacky Lmao&cucks

Immortal 3's when?

>Riki Agh's Upgrade
>Tricks of the Trade now attacks as fast as his attack speed
>Now targets all units in aoe

>even in that ridiculously long game with Jacky Lmao&cucks
yea im pretty sure i recall a toilet pause in that game

yeah but that might just be because no one felt the need for it.
aint nobody wanna see no pro players pissin themselves at a lan.

what sort of degenerate beta actually writes this stuff, i mean it's appears funny and harmless, but just imagine the people who ACTUALLY sit down and write this utter shit

I actually wanted to write that I didn't see that game so I didn't know, not sure what happened

You need to go back

it's copy pasta he probably didn't write it himself

Pedophile take the exit right now

Wow you're clever!

>just played with a 3-12 lc

dont rub it in

I actually did write it myself
please r8 my shitposting station

what will sheever do if another slut will try to take her place?

will she finally loosen up and show us some ass?

>Sweden in charge of winning anything

Alliance BTFO yet again

Most impressive

i really want to hate you but i can't hate a guy using vim ;_;

No you didn't, you lying piece of shit, Garc wrote it for you

woah we actually have cuckolds on /d2g/

really makes you think huh...

>dont play very much
>look at guides
>some retard "greyshark" that has been on there for years
>other retards with shitty builds advertising their patreons
>all upvoted to the top

why is this shit allowed?

You're the lying pizza shit I wrote it myself, I even updated it when they changed her aghs upgrade

now this is the post I was looking for

no you didn't

Top builds have almost always been Torte/Greyshark's builds.

no one uses guides but shitters, so unfortunately theres no quality filther there.
sorry about that friendo.

is this supposed to be a girl? Fucking Zai is more feminine than "her"

>All my builds are ones I scratch built
>Win
???

which pro plays sven the most (recently)?

t. bored wanting to watch some replays

Shut up Coconut, everybody knows you're too dumb to write something like that

Madara I guess
Other than that, Fear

EG has a lot of Sven games, Aui played a lot before they kicked him

fear

but sven is a 3 button hero, what there is to watch

most top tier teams play sven atleast occasionally.
just check dotabuff and look up carry players on pro teams for replay ID's, if they're not more than 2 weeks old they should be downloadable from the client

>ult
>blink in and stun
>kill half the team because you have echo saber

not really sure what you would learn, sven a really straight forward hero